[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 700 KB, 1600x1109, bcc07e70-0165-4e6b-a1e0-a02cb2dab3eb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3651970 No.3651970 [Reply] [Original]

What program should I use to invest in crypto? I'm a newfag to this and apparently this link thing is worth the hype. How do I get into it?

>> No.3651998

>>3651970
I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the information for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely nothing profound within this information. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

>> No.3652025

>>3651970
Nice copy pasta

>> No.3652034

>>3651998

hahaha wtf lol

>> No.3652129

>>3651998
the only thing yer consuming and microdosing are massive amount of cock