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3624547 No.3624547 [Reply] [Original]

Seeing as we have a stupendous amount of literal retards, here's the rules of the /biz/ club*

>RULE NUMBER ONE:
Never go all in!

>RULE NUMBER TWO:
NEVER GO ALL IN!

>RULE NUMBER THREE:
Invest only what you can lose!

*subject to change

>> No.3624567

These rules don't represent /biz/ at all. I have a better list:

>RULE NUMBER ONE:
Only buy at ATH!

>RULE NUMBER TWO:
Only sell during crashes!

>RULE NUMBER THREE:
Only buy because of FOMO!

>RULE NUMBER FOUR:
Pink wojaks

>> No.3624578
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3624578

>>3624567

>> No.3624586

Alternatively, go all in with every single penny you can possibly sink into it without losing your home and then hold. Every 10% will seem like a miracle.

>> No.3624593

>>3624547
Can someone edit Pink Wojak and Pepe instead of Brad and Nort

>> No.3624597

>Its only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything

>> No.3624610

>>3624547
Set a stop loss, learn risk management.

>> No.3624620

go all in because death is preferable to wage slaving. Humanity can only create digital gold once, won't get another opportunity

>> No.3624630

>>3624620
this

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3624837

>>3624578

>> No.3625016
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3625016

>FOMO buy ATH
>smoke three packs of ciggies
>drink a gallon of coffee
>post Pink Wojaks
>last step; pic rel

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>>3624593
Here you go.

BTC: 1zcTQvWgRUaNJKVJLJKkHvXsM4rbFy94L

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3625071

>>3625044
Fixed

>> No.3625099

>>3625071
Can you do a Pink Wojak for fucks sake

>> No.3625110

>>3625099
And change Brad Pitt and Ed Norton to Pepe and Pink Wojak
I'll send

>> No.3625120

>>3625016
I've noticed I've been smoking a lot more since I started trading crypto

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>>3625099
There ya go m80

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>>3625156
saved for historical prosperity

>> No.3625181

>>3625156
YOU DIDN'T CHANGE THE NAMES FAGGOT

>> No.3625201

>>3625120
I've picked up a slight coke habit keeping up with all this, as in i have a little sugar bowl half full of it with a little silver spoon at my computer desk. I need to stop, its a terrible habit, I'm starting to sniffle like Slavoj Zizek.

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>>3625181
Better?

>> No.3625232

Does anyone here have a real job?

>> No.3625238

>>3625230
It's shit
But thanks for putting in work
Sent

>> No.3625243
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3625243

>>3625110
Recieved, chur bruh.

>> No.3625250

>>3624578
I think this is my favorite pink wojak image

>> No.3625252

>>3625238
oh you sent it to me? well the cheers goes to you then.

>> No.3625258

>>3625243
We have to help each other out

>> No.3625313

>>3625258
Agreed. And glad to help, in my shitty paint.net way

>> No.3625761

someone should make a /biz/ telegram or discord

>> No.3625784

>>3624567
THIS

>> No.3626782

Rule 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rule 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.3626814

>>3624620
this

>> No.3626825

>>3625232
No

>> No.3627674
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3627674

>RULE NUMBER ONE

"ETHICAL CAPITALISM"

>RULE NUMBER TWO

"ETHICAL CAPITALISM"