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>mfw one of the early BTC adopters back in 2009
>retired millionaire 25yo NEET
>cashing out into fiat over the years
>mfw low iq cucks are trying to get rich by gambling on pump and dump shitcoins

the gravy train is over lads, should have been like me

>> No.3623950

>>3623943
>cashing out into fiat

prepare your anus

>> No.3623973
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3623973

>>3623943
Anon I don't believe that. I reached what was impossible yet I crave more. I feel it will never stop

>> No.3623979

>>3623950
I don't really believe in muh crypto philosophy. That's for losers who were late to the party and need something to believe in. I just want my life of leisure, and with several million in a thicc bank account and rental properties, I have it.

>> No.3624024

>>3623973
>Anon I don't believe that
believe what you want

>I reached what was impossible
making a couple grand on your memefolio in monopoly money?

>> No.3624080

>>3623950
only poor people worry about taxes

>> No.3624143

>>3624080
I just paid capital gains on it. Not that bad. Better than getting audited/in trouble with the IRS over millions.

>> No.3624213

>>3623943
>>3623979
>>3624024
>>3624143

Yet you are still spending your time here.

>> No.3624239

>>3624213
yeah, so? I spend a lot of time on the internet. What do you think, because I have a couple million dollars, that I'd be constantly snorting coke with supermodels, etc? not how it works. I'm introverted anyway.

>> No.3624278

>>3624239
kys

>> No.3624292

>>3624213
I would probably do the same if I were a millionaire, what's your point?

>> No.3624299

>>3623979
holy shit you are in for a shock

>> No.3624305

>>3624239
"I'm introverted"

Oh god lucky I got a personality BEFORE I got money

Good one OP, you crack me up!

>> No.3624309

>>3624239

Anons think they're so fucking special. 4chan is huge.

I could be Bill Gates and still spend at least an hour lurking this hole.

OP, wanna throw some btc my way? This wallet (0.058btc) is my net worth at the moment

1PEJaseZ6RCT1Stgr6HENYoSFJ1PwY4HpR

>> No.3624323

>>3624305
I don't care about being some nouveau riche preening loser trying to keep up appearances. I just want time for my hobbies in peace.

>> No.3624328

>>3624309

An hour a day*

Do people think that rich people literally don't have free time or go on the internet? lol

>> No.3624335

>>3624239
>recent owner of 2.5 million of country-run-by-a-maniac-and-on-the-edge-of-crash-and-burn currency telling people how the rich life works

Not the best LARP I've seen, but still cute though.

>> No.3624341

>>3623979
>he actually believes blockchain technology will just go away now that you have become rich by luck alone and that we will all go back to trading stocks now

you were given these millions by luck and you will lose em by luck, you are literally a useless factor in the system

>> No.3624429

>>3624323
Boys we've got one edgey neet on our hands and all he wants is (you)

>> No.3624430

>>3624335
>country-run-by-a-maniac-and-on-the-edge-of-crash-and-burn
fuKKK drumpf am I right?

>>3624341
>you were given these millions by luck and you will lose em by luck
No, I made some wise investments and I'm pretty much set, nice try. Keep clinging to the delusions that 1 btc will be worth 10 million dollars and that fiat money will be worth nothing etc etc.

Didn't say anything about stock, invested in commercial real estate, going to be a steady stream of income for me.

You're a coinlet who got in the last few years and think you are better than me, it's pretty funny.

>>3624328
>>3624309
What's the point? I'm cashing out, I don't even want to think about meme coins anymore- done with it. I never want to think about bitcoin again in my life.

>> No.3624463

I'm having fun trading shitcoins though.

>> No.3624500

>>3624430
>cashing out into fiat over the years
>years
>now millionaire
>1 btc was worth $76 as early as 2013
If not LARP, sounds like you blew your wad too early and now you're bitter that a single bitcoin is worth $4000. You have "a couple million dollars" which is nice but if you weren't a greedy fuck, you'd probably have a quarter billion by now.

>> No.3624514

>>3624430
post your bitcoin address - youre not fooling anyone

>> No.3624515

>>3624430

Ok, but for real, if you're cashing out - hook a wannabe creative/anti-wagecuck up with any amount you desire. Promise I'll make something cool with the money.

>> No.3624542

>>3624341
the whole "given by luck, lost by luck" mentality doesn't really apply to the types of people that post on a board like this, that's more of a nigger-winning-the-lottery philosophy.

Most of us are pragmatic, somewhat intelligent, rational, low maintenance, basement dweller types. I guarantee if I struck it rich like OP claims to have done, I would never be broke again. I'd invest in multiple properties and live off earnings/interest and retire in a cheap low-cost country where I could live like a God off of ~$30k/year and just do that until I die without ever being beholden to anyone or suffering another day in my life.

>> No.3624570

same shit op, but dont forget ethereum went batshit from $30 to $400. bitcoin's growth has definitely slowed, but i've made much more money on ethereum in total because i had so much more to invest thanks to bitcoin.

>> No.3624585

I love these larp threads, they are my favourite

>> No.3624598

>>3623943
a LARPer on 4chan? no thx