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post YFW you have millions from crypto a few years from now

>> No.3621986

>>3621981

Who the fuck is that dude?

>> No.3622020

>>3621986
I'm curious as well. reverse image search says the roastie is Nicola Peltz

>> No.3622026
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>> No.3622029

>>3622020

Could care less about the cachectic silicone monster. Who is the wizard?

>> No.3622030

I need to stack BTC to find a woman who's into latex. That is my life's quest

>> No.3622054

>>3621981
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SEMON DEMIN
THE ONE ON THE LEFT

>> No.3622074

>>3621981
The woman's face is the living representation of human misery, the kind that ends up breaking people to the point of suicide.

>> No.3622089

>>3622074

Stop talking about the emaciated plastic golem. Who is the wizard who crafted it?

>> No.3622093

>>3621981
That girl isn’t asian.

>> No.3622096
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>>3622089
kek

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>Get in car accident
>Wake up from coma in 2021
>Check the price of bitcoins
>mfw
>High-five the nearest doctor and buy the hospital just because I can

>> No.3622190

>>3622162
>TFW your roastie got an injunction to download the private keys from your brain in 2019 with Elon Musk's brain interface.
>She spent all your buttcoins on chads penis enlargement and on her own anus repair surgery

>> No.3622201

>>3621986
>>3622029
>>3622054
Pretty sure it's her brother, but maybe he's dare I say it... fuck it I'll say it: /ourguy/

>>3622190
>and on her own anus repair surgery
kek

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>>3621981
>YFW you have millions from crypto a few years from now

>> No.3622254
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>>3621981
>mfw I'll still be shitposting on 4chan, playing video games, watching anime and living almost exactly the same way I am now except in a nice condo instead of a shitty apartment

>> No.3622446

I'm almost certain I'll be a millionaire by 35. Whether the crypto works out or not. I have no back up plan so I won't give up.

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>>3622446
>I'm almost certain
>I have no back up plan

>> No.3622476

>>3622464
I have unshakable, chad-tier self-belief.

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>> No.3622501

loooong feet

>> No.3622555

>>3621981

I'm already a millionaire from inheritance but I'm kicking myself for not mining bitcoin 6 years ago and becoming a multimillionaire. I mean I knew about it and everything, I just had more fun shitting on it than trying to understand it.

>> No.3622562

>>3622162
>wake up from coma
>first words are "BTC price in USD??"
>nurse smiles and asks "what is USD?"
>"anyway, your total hospital bill will be 25 satoshis."

digital aristocracy INCOMING

>> No.3622578

>>3622562
>your bill will be 25 microsatoshi.
fixed

>> No.3622596

>>3622578
>oh...and we know it's a lot. I mean that's half my year's salary. We can set up financing if you need to.

>> No.3622597

>>3622555
if you have money it's not hard to make money

>buy shit ico with for 100k
>atleast double money
>repeat
>profit....?

>> No.3622603
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I can finally get a gf. Someone I can call bae.
> pic related

>> No.3622609

>>3622603
nice personality

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>>3622555

>I mean I knew about it and everything, I just had more fun shitting on it than trying to understand it

Same here.

I remember hearing about it for the first time in early 2010, and didn't investigate because I was too absorbed in fucking world of warcraft.
Then about a year later I saw a news story about a guy buying 2 pizzas with 10k bitcoin and I thought "kek, all that mining and now you can finally afford lunch". Then finally I saw it start to grow out of control in 2013 and the regret started sinking in.

I suppose things could be worse. After all, I'm not the guy who paid $40+ million for a couple pizzas

>> No.3622687

Is that the "my boyfriend is rich af but he's an ugly beta" face?

>> No.3622709

>>3621981

shiet ??stole the girl
girl is Nicola Peltz
google her
?going out with Anwar Hadid
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4910208/Anwar-Hadid-Nicola-Peltz-enjoy-romantic-night-out.html
see the guy on the left of the pic, whos NOT Anwar Hadid
kek stolen?

>> No.3622723

>>3622709
Girls like Nicola Peltz will have a new bf every few months. This photo is almost a year old

>> No.3622745

>>3622026
FUCK YOUR MOTHER IF YOU WANT FUCK

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>> No.3622784

>>3622578
>your bill is taken care of through the hospitals blockchain fee
fixed

>> No.3622918

>>3622162
>wake up from coma
>check price of bitcoin
>1BTC = 12Wei
>your life support contract ran out of gas in 2019
>yfw you're actually dead

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money won't change a thing.

>> No.3623202

>>3622943
at least i die with bitches on my dick

>> No.3623299

>>3621986
Sam Hyde

>> No.3623324

>>3622755
triskelion skelly