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3612555 No.3612555[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Will put sharpie in my ass for money.

I am desperate. I need to make 500$ in 5 days or i will be kicked out of my apartment and i have no idea where to start. Can some richanon please be so kind; i will do anything; i will also try to pay it back.

>> No.3612569

That isnt a sharpie.

Also stop doing drugs and you wouldn't be in this situation

>> No.3612571

Let's see ass first and I'll decide

>> No.3612577

>>3612555
10 sharpies at once of fuck off

>> No.3612582

>>3612555
make it a billiard ball and ill give you four ETH

>> No.3612588

>>3612555
RIP.

>> No.3612590

Show the butthole anon

>> No.3612594

0.1 btc if you post a picture putting a sharpie in a hot girls ass

>> No.3612596

>>3612555
$500? You'll need to show your face too. It needs to be clearly recognisable.
Where's the humiliation if you're anonymous?

>> No.3612597

>>3612555
Be honest, you're just looking for excuses to stick things up your ass. It's okay anon, there's no shame in it.

>> No.3612600

>>3612555
shave first ffs

>> No.3612611

>>3612555
you write 5 like a fucking weirdo

>> No.3612627

Let's see that pooper op.

Post eth address.

>> No.3612676
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3612676

0x922A208443203a16705F42f3A14BA3d1B051c964

I can shave if it means moneY

>> No.3612683

>>3612676
Im op; i dont even have internet exept for my phone. Thats why the id changes.

>> No.3612685
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3612685

>>3612555
>i will also try to pay it back.

>> No.3612745

>>3612676
Shave, spread cheeks and we shall see... Bonus points if you write /biz/ on your gooch

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>> No.3612793
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>> No.3612816

I am a very desperate soul.

I tried applying for mcdonalds begining of the month but they still didnt reply.

I dontt want to be homeless

Do you guys want me to hurt myself or something like that

I will pay with blood

>> No.3612849

>>3612816
I am again op; my internet is so shit the captcha runs out before my pic finishes uploading

>> No.3612907
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3612907

>>3612555

For 500$ we can expect something better than a small object inside your ass.

How about getting a /biz/ approved tattoo? We decide what it's going to be, pool some money give it to an escrow and you get the money once you livestream getting the tattoo.

>> No.3612908

Feel bad for you OP. You know if you sign up plus 500 and verify your account. They give you $70.

1 trade can turn that into $300 and so on. Good luck

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>>3612908
>He thinks those jews will just give you a free $70
You have to reach a certain trade volume before you can withdraw them.

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3612939

>implying /biz/realis have money

Beg elsewhere OP unless you want someone to give you 100 buttbeans, like with the exception of /r9k/ most other boards would probably have higher networth than here.

>> No.3612947

>>3612907
I would do this but i cant afford one

>> No.3612967

>>3612947

Price of the tattoo would obviously be covered by the people donating the money.

If you're willing to do this I'd suggest making another thread specifically asking for this. I'm sure there are enough people around here willing to chip in for something they might get some entertainment out of.

>> No.3612986

>>3612555
you are spoon-in-ass-man aren't you?

>> No.3613000

>>3612967
But how do people know i wont just take the money and dont tatoo myself?

>>3612986
Yes i am

>> No.3613015

>>3613000

You use an escrow, a third party holding the money until a specific set of conditions are met.

>> No.3613053

How about i hurt myself on stream anyone interested i will cut up anything exept my peewee

I need this money or im homeless after this month

>> No.3613066

>>3613053
Wtf.

>> No.3613082
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3613082

Jesus fuck can someone please donate 500 bucks?!?! I want to see the sharpie in his asshole so bad lol..fuck the tattoo idea!

>> No.3613099

>>3612907
YES

>> No.3613101

>>3613082
I had a spoon up there for biz already; no money. I would literally slit my wrist if it means i could get my rent

>> No.3613107

>>3612555
If you're that desperate to violate yourself for money get on a camsite.

>> No.3613120

>>3613082
Doesn't the pic come before the money?

>> No.3613127

Yeah lets get back on track anon. Show your boibussy (asshole) and face and we get get to talking

>> No.3613131

Craigslist gigs, tell your landlord you are working extra to pay rent and he will probably let you pay late.

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>>3613120
Yes
>>3613101
Well...OP, are you going to do it or what? I'm waiting for the sharpie in the ass.

I donate 0.1 eth if it really means that much to you

>> No.3613289

>>3613195
Have to scale it down my internwt is really bad

>> No.3613316

Do you not have 1 family member that could loan you 500.00? I would give my second cousin twice removed 500.00 if I knew he was going to debase himself on the internet

>> No.3613330

>>3613316
>second cousin twice removed
removed like kebab?

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Im sorry cant upload big pica with my connection or the captcha resets before it finishes
0x922A208443203a16705F42f3A14BA3d1B051c964

>> No.3613371

Buy ELIX you stupid fuck

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>>3613352

>> No.3613379

>>3613352
Keked hard

>> No.3613397

>>3613352
What the

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3613405

>>3613352
Please i am a pathetic retard i know i have no family that can help me if you want to see blood iwould gladly cut myself for money

>> No.3613435

Its not even in there

>> No.3613441

>>3613405
Shove it in further you pussy fuck

>> No.3613474

Im not rich but I can throw a few BAT your way

>> No.3613483

your finger is thicker than that silly little pen. so you want $500 for getting your prostate checked?

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>>3613441
Still hurts from the spoon

>> No.3613507

a pen wouldn't even hurt, you need something larger like a cucumber.

>> No.3613537

I mean, 500 dollars is more than what i get for going to work. Sticking a pen in your ass that is smaller than your finger is nothing, you're doing it anonymously too.

I can't give you money unless i at least perceive a sense of struggle in this endeavour. Sharpie-inserting is the same lack of motivation that got you into this situation in the first place, it's lazy and uninspired.

It has to be cucumber sized for me to even consider this worthy of payment. I suffer every time I go to work, so I would rather stick a cucumber in my ass than go to work everyday. I would have more of my dignity intact too.

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>>3613500

You forgot to add /biz/ on the paper with a ID number. And it looks like you're just squeezing your butt cheeks together.

>> No.3613565

How about instead of inserting things into your skunkhole, take a picture of you volunteering at a local shelter or rocking sick babies at the hospital? Even meth heads will wash my windows at a stoplight...

>> No.3613578

>>3613549

He's barely inserting anything at all.

I have literally seen trannies sit on horse dick-sized dildos for probably less than what he's asking of us. And he wants money for blurry pics of holding a sharpie or spoon handle in his butt cheeks.

Booooooooo

>> No.3613589

>>3613565
I actually volunteer at an old people home (i was there in an apprentience ship in school) i get free meals for that

>> No.3613607

Guys its not about whats in my ass; its about whats in the hearth.

I would glady hurt myself or bleed for the money but the whole ass thing is just so gay

>> No.3613621

>>3613607
put a bread knife in your ass and I send you BTC

>> No.3613637

>>3613607

Technically its not gay unless its an actual penis going in your ass

I mean does going the doctor and getting your prostate checked make you gay?

>> No.3613643

>>3613607
What country are you from maybe we (4chan) can arrange a different transaction.

>> No.3613657

>>3613637
If it's a male doctor then yes, I had a female doctor fondle my testicles when I was 16 can confirm wasn't gay

>> No.3613668

>>3613643
Germany

>> No.3613718

Fucking hell OP you are a pathetic twat. I'd rather starve for a month than beg and insert utensils in my anus. Grow a pair of balls and stop being such a bender your entire life.

>> No.3613799

>>3612754
wow what a retarded meme. you don't actually understand what bitmex even is do you?

>> No.3613846

>>3612555
better buy some kneepads bro