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[Anonymous No.3598909]

H-hi.

New to the whole sex thing. If I get a prostitute and say I want to cummy on her face, is that a big deal? and how much would it cost?

I also want to Hotdog her at some point. How do I ask for that?

[Anonymous No.3598918]

I thought i was autistic...

[Anonymous No.3598930]

don't ask just do

[Anonymous No.3598963]

The facial is mendatory nowadays anyway.
If you don't do it like it's natural she'll tell her prostitute friends and they'll laugh at you on your way out.

For the hotdog she might ask a tip though.

[Anonymous No.3598967]

>>3598909
>I also want to Hotdog her at some point.

Perma-virgin here. What does the term hotdogging her mean?

[Anonymous No.3598971]

Also OP never ask a prostitute if they enjoy what they do they get insulted but will smile and brush it off but on the inside they'll think you're a psycho for asking them that.

[Anonymous No.3598993]

>>3598909
what the fuck man? you just bought her for an hour. Besides murder or mutilation, you own her for that hour. you dont ask you tell her what the fuck is going down. She is a THING anon, not a person.

[Anonymous No.3598996]

>450AUD/per hour
is this a good 'investment' bros?

[Anonymous No.3599001]

>>3598909
there are some anons here that'll do that for $1. But they're dudes.
>>3598967
literally hotdogs

[Anonymous No.3599003]

OP here

Question 2:
If I cant get a booner, do I get a refund if she just leaves?

[Anonymous No.3599012]

>>3599003

[Anonymous No.3599016]

>>3598996
A good investment in this sort of vice are one of those realistic but uncanny valley resistant sex dolls it's worth every penny and it virtually comes with no liabilities. They're becoming so popular that they're actually being rented out for much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.3599020]

>>3598909
Check TheEroticReview or Eros and take your pick from there. Less like to get raped or mugged.

[Anonymous No.3599022]

>>3598996
do you have a harpoon m8ty

[Anonymous No.3599032]

>>3599022
girls like that are for guys that can deadlift more than 400lbs. You wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.3599036]

>>3598909
everything depends on where you live
assuming it is the US you are going to have a hard time finding a non crack whore to take facials

I suggest using an escort review site to find girls, from there you can see rates and what they do. When you find a girl and want to set up an appointment specifically ask about what you want.

>>3599003
No. it's also more often that you go to her. Incall is when they come to you outcall is when you go them

[Anonymous No.3599041]

what are whores gonna do when dolls go mainstream

[Anonymous No.3599057]

>>3599041
Im not buying the doll. Until they come out with a realistic android girl, im not buy

[Anonymous No.3599088]

VR+tenga/fleshlight is pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.3599395]

>>3598996
I wouldn't fuck that if you paid me $4000

[Anonymous No.3599484]

>>3598909

[Anonymous No.3600217]

>>3598996
If you're a richfag. I'm a cheap mofo, I'd want a top quality girl for that much who doesn't say no to anything, not that hamplanet that should be begging YOU for the D

[Sage No.3600549]

>>3598967
Dunno. I assume it involves mustard?

[Anonymous No.3600556]

>>3598909
What does this have to do with crypto?

[Anonymous No.3600571]

>>3598909
Just do it.
Beat her face.
Smash her with your bat.
Kill that whore.
Nobody loves prostitutes.
They won't be missed.

[Anonymous No.3600682]

>>3599003
nope no refunds. just get her to suck you off or get some Valium

[Anonymous No.3600725]

>>3600571

[Anonymous No.3600739]

>>3600725
Nice try, faggot.
I wear a tie, as do all gentlemen

[Anonymous No.3600751]

>>3598909

what is a hotdog goy?