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3597016 No.3597016 [Reply] [Original]

Very good, Anon. However, we couldn't help but notice that the Social Media section of your resume was left entirely blank. We understand, mistakes happen. You must have just skimmed through it by accident right Anon?

>> No.3597023

>Here are my 4chan posts, interviewer.

>> No.3597047
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3597047

I'm so busy working on my dishwasher technique that I don't have as much time as I'd like to spend on the internet. About the only sites I visit are dishwashing clubs and databases with dishwashing training manuals. What can I say, dishwashing is my passion.

>> No.3597057
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3597057

I deleted my social media a while back. While I understand the benefits and impacts it makes on a corporation, I see no personal advantage for myself.

>> No.3597060

>>3597047
KEK

>> No.3597065

>>3597057
I see.
>jots down "must be total autist, lol" shows woman to his right, she giggles

>> No.3597080

Ever do an all day interview for a company? What a fucking waste of time. I actually left in the middle of one and told them sorry I have to go.

>> No.3597086

>>3597080
That's exactly the point, they want drones who are willing to be obedient

>> No.3597087

Interviews are gay. Just give me the job you fuckin pricks.

>> No.3597141

>>3597087
HR always bloats the process to justify their own positions.

>anon, we're going to need you to come back for the third round of interviews in two weeks

>> No.3597167

I made an account for college placements, didn't want to use email so used phone number instead. And immediately I got recommendations from my phonebook. Can you imagine? I didn't use the phone for anything except verifying OTP and yet they had all my data. I felt disgusted and deactivated immediately

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3597169

>So... according to your resume you've been trading "shitcoins" for the last year.. care to explain what that is?

>> No.3597195

>>3597169
The pursuit of lamboland

>> No.3597198
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3597198

>can't contain autism and unironically talk about 4chan during interview

JUST

>> No.3597226

>>3597169
>mam, excuse me but I am not comfortable around darkness. Please remove the diversity hire.

>> No.3597237

>>3597047
*smiles
Well, that's the right kind of attitude here at our company.
Do you have any questions for us?