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3595747 No.3595747 [Reply] [Original]

Which thing would you buy if you became a crypto millionaire ?
>inb4 Lambo

>> No.3595771

the dip my nigga

>> No.3595780

A house to retire in.

>> No.3595781

nothing

I'd just put in high return investments and retire from my normie job.

>> No.3595782

submarine

>> No.3595829

I'd pay off my parents debt and build my dad a diesel Tundra so he can die happy

>> No.3595864

>>3595747
Invest half on cryptos and with the other half I'd buy house by a lake, a tesla, help some family members, buy a house for my mother, spend time on asia finding a qt asian anime girl

>> No.3595893

>>3595747
Make a self sustainable house with a 15 foot fence around it

>> No.3595902

Very good sir i do justl ike u ok i go asia get a ching chong ting tong

>> No.3595903
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3595903

Ton of Musical instruments.
Some vintage ones that only collectors buy and dont actually play. It's kind of a meme, and they're way overpriced but i think they're pretty cool.

>> No.3595908

A massive plot of land in a non-shit county in the UK. Erect a massive fence around it and live there until I die.

>> No.3595909

Guns, ammo, precious metals

>> No.3595916

more crypto obviously

>> No.3595919

>>3595747
I'd save and invest most of it. Why stop at a million?

And I'd probably buy a Daytona 675 or Panigale 959.

>> No.3595927

>if
what did he mean by this?

>> No.3595939

>>3595781
People look at me so confused when i say this to them.... they say "but wouldn't you want to live the millionaire lifestyle?" i say "no i just want to stop working" they look confused as if to say "whaaatt stop working? how is that possible"

Why the fuck would i blow the fucking money to partially live a "millionaire lifestyle" just to go back to work again when i can put a million in a 4% safety withdraw limit investment and never have to work again?????

This is why normies can never be rich... the simplest of concepts just doesn't relate with them at all

>> No.3596006

>>3595939
>>3595781
This

>> No.3596051
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3596051

Buy house for my mom and dad. For me I would buy some nice Renault

>> No.3596055

>>3595939
>4% safety withdraw limit investment
can someone explain to me briefly how this works? Ive always read you can get 3-4% interest a year on non risky stuff. Is it like bank accounts, stocks or something? Is your money insured this way?

>> No.3596060

More crypto

>> No.3596063

>>3595747
a life.

>> No.3596068

>>3595771
This

If you're buying anything but the dip you're doing it wrong

>> No.3596071

>>3595747
Cayman GT4

>> No.3596099

>>3595747
Some self worth. Oh, wait...
>that doesn't come from money.

>> No.3596105

cash out half to buy a house (below market) and spend some time fixing it up
pay the taxman
put the rest into maxing out TFSA with growth stocks
if there's anything left buy a decent car
still have $500k in crypto

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3596148

>>3595747
Property.

Even if the market collapses people still need to live somewhere. Crypto gains are only the first step on making sure that my children are on the first shuttle off this terrible planet.

>> No.3596170

>>3595893
Nothing comfier than a self-sustaining ecologically friendly 40 foot airstream deep inna woods

>> No.3596175

>>3595747
Minimal exposure to authoritarian jew

>> No.3596192

>>3596148
That's a nice big cabin

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3596198

>>3595747
>cash out at least 25% at first
>move to comfy and cozy small house or apartment
>retire and lead a quiet life watching anime, studying various subjects, shitposting and playing vidya
>take care of my parents
>help my local community
>help my close friends if they're ever in need, maybe take them on a world tour with me once
>learn an instrument
>buy telescope to gaze at the night sky
>buy full immersion VR if it's available during my life-time

I don't need anything else, maybe an old Ford Mustang.

>>3596175
This too.

>> No.3596209

>>3595747
A modular synthesizer with a shitton of modules, it'd have it's own soccer field-sized room, that's how big.
also this: >>3595771

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3596225

>>3595747
dont need moneys

>> No.3596234

>>3595747
my freedom from wagecuck life

>> No.3596235

>>3596225
If everything goes to hell I'll consider becoming a mercenary

>> No.3596248
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3596248

>>3595747

A solar powered mining farm in Nevada.

>> No.3596264

I'd do anything to get her back.

>> No.3596275
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3596275

>>3596264
Don't do it anon, it's not worth it

>> No.3596346

>>3596275
I've always wanted to do Gatsby style parties in hopes of her coming over. I dream of it every night. I just hope crypto goes on for a couple more years.

>> No.3596385

3 way portfolio so I can get
Paid to shitpost

>> No.3596445

>>3596385
A house and comfy cloth.

>> No.3596764

>>3596148
no gutters?

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3596788

>>3596264

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3596808

>>3596248
This... is actually a legitimate answer that I had not considered..