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3582661 No.3582661 [Reply] [Original]

sell me this pen

>> No.3582668

>>3582661

it solves the oracle problem brah

>> No.3582672

It's only been in my ass twice.

>> No.3582681

>>3582661
If you don't buy it I will stab you with it.

>> No.3582687

its fucking worthless
give it to me for $.01

>> No.3582691
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3582691

>>3582668
fuck you, i came here to say this

>> No.3582693

>>3582661
You can use it in conjunction with your anus to obtain free cryptocurrency.

>> No.3582696

>>3582661

You can draw silly things on the piss drunk passed out sluts at parties.

>> No.3582697

>>3582661
Do you trust me?

>> No.3582707

>>3582661
smells bretty gud when you sniff it for hours

>> No.3582714

you already bought it you damn fool. Unless you're a thief... how could I trust the character of a thief?!

>> No.3582721

WE ARE THE ORACLES AND WE

>> No.3582728

>>3582661
Buy it or I'll shove it up your pooper and post it to /biz/ for some bitcoins.

>> No.3582730
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3582730

>>3582661
Well folks, this pen magically makes people give you free DGB.

How many orders would you like to make?

>> No.3582759

>>3582661
When was the last time you used a permanent marker?

Did it do the job?

What did you do with it after? Do you know where it is now?

Ok, well, you should probably buy a pack of these then so you can always have one on you when you're out on the job site and need to mark a measurement or otherwise leave a permanent mark. I happen to have a bunch of permanent markers made by the oldest, best brand in the business. They'll be sturdy, reliable, and durable; hell, you could shove that thing right up your pooper and it'd still write clean after!

>> No.3582924

>>3582661
you know... last person who posted pic with such pen in the ass.... didn't got money :D
i checked block explorer

>> No.3582949

>>3582924
this one
>>3548841

>> No.3583102

Nice just sold 100k

>> No.3583346

I bought 3 of em last night~ ;]

>> No.3583414

>>3582661
Just hodl onto that pen that I'll sell you for the low low price of only $4.99, there is going to be a big pen crisis soon and you will be able to sell it to someone else for 100x more, we're talking hundreds or thousands, the sky is the limit really. We're still in the stealth phase of pen adoption, think of all those third worlders still using pencils. We have to pen the unpenned, join the revolution.

>> No.3583464

>>3582661
Dude, this is a sharpie-- it's the best