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3575992 No.3575992 [Reply] [Original]

Can anyone explain how crypto works and how money is made with it

>> No.3576040

>>3575992
>buy shitcoin
>shill it
>wait for retards to buy it at a higher price
>sell it
>repeat

>> No.3576060

Pajeet make 100,000,000,000 coins
Pajeet sell 1 coin for $1 to hes brother Pansun
Now we have $100,000,000,000 capitalisation
WOW!!!

>> No.3576062

>>3575992

Young Chinese boys are sent into the mines and come out with "blocks" of dirt.

Other young Chinese boys put those blocks into a chain.

NEETs across the world try to outbid each other on these blockchains.

>> No.3576068

>>3576060
Then Pansun and Pajeet start to sell Pajeet`s coin for low price $0.01 to everebody
100 coins for $1, next week it well cost $0.015 ! Buy it now!

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3576095

>>3575992
yes

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>>3576062
this and then we have also our russian general who finally fucking destroyed the oreo portlum

>> No.3576129

>>3575992

You make money (bitcoin) by trading altcoins.

Altcoins are all pyramid schemes and you need to jump from one pyramid scheme to the other in the right moment and make huge returns.
Sometimes, a new shiny pyramid scheme is about to launch, it's called an ICO. With ICO's you can 2x or 3x or more over night, but you need to figure out how EtherDela works and that's not easy.

>> No.3576177

Buy mgti then laugh at retards buying crypto well making money

>> No.3576222

>>3575992
speculation

>> No.3576239

Crypto is online monopoly money. You buy crypto and hold it. When other people buy crypto, it's value goes up. Then you could sell for a profit or keep holding. More and more people need to keep buy it in order to keep its value up, just like a pyramid scheme.

>> No.3576333

>>3576239
exactly. Boomers invented crypto so that they can give the younger generation their money while still keeping up their strict facade.

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3577616

what does /biz/ think of my portfolio?