/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.3569238]

>TFW can't find a job besides fastfood

That's it guys. I'm going to have to lie on my damn resume.

[Anonymous No.3569247]

Better to ask forgiveness than permission, gl bro

[Anonymous No.3569272]

>>3569238
wait tables, if ur semi competant u can make at least $500 a week

lie and say u worked at an olive garden that closed or something

[Anonymous No.3569354]

>>3569238
my friend went to 3 colleges and dropped out of all them. His resume still says he go a BA in business or some shit.

He is making 150k a year now as a recruiter in Arizona.

He is super cool and nice to be around though so the job is easy for him... he literally just goes to happy hours most week days and gets yuppies to give him 10% of their salary for a year for getting them a job at a company that lets the employees bring their pets to work or some gimmicky bullshit.

[Anonymous No.3569375]

>>3569354
So is lying the best choice then?

[Anonymous No.3569485]

>>3569375
literally never heard of an employer calling the college hotline to check... if you look and sound like a college student grad(who doesnt these days?) you will be fine 90% of what you need to learn is taught at the job.

Obviously don't pretend to be a doctor or engineer or you will be caught

[Anonymous No.3569522]

>>3569485
Well fuck.

[Anonymous No.3569528]

There's nothing wrong in lying on your resume if you think you can handle the job. Go for it anon

[Anonymous No.3569613]

>tfw take out a huge loan and go to college. It gets better.
Just kidding. It doesn't. Honestly, just go to trade school and learn how to fix air conditioners.

[Anonymous No.3569719]

Is this the dude who sent out 30 resumes yesterday?

Man, if you are 20 like ya said... and have evidently have never had a job? There's a reason why you have to start at the bottom mate.

Nobody's going to let you come near their million dollar investment with no experience without any training in the workforce. Gotta start the ladder mate, doesnt matter how old ya are.

[Anonymous No.3569740]

>>3569272
fpbp i personally know waiters making 60-70k a year

[Anonymous No.3569926]

Whats a good job for someone who's been a NEET for the past year?

I need at least $15/hr. Preferably something where you're just left alone most of the time, and laid back atmosphere(no suit and tie).

Part-time or Freelance would be ok too. I have a degree in Radio-Television, have worked in financial services, costumer service, event production. Know basic graphic design.

Other than that i dont have any particular set of skills. Finding a job that i dont hate and pays more than the minimum seems fucking impossible sometimes.

>>3569238
Yes. Lying is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.3570042]

>>3569926
Work a minimum wage job and learn Web Development on the side I guess. 1-3 months of hard work, and you can get started as a freelancer and then eventually find some real opportunities.

[Anonymous No.3570066]

I am a complete failure, really bad social anxiety, grades fluctuated so hard that I was in probation 2 semesters and dean's list 2 semesters, but due to some fucking stroke of luck I got hired by my state's department of transportation. I get paid $14.72/hr, job's fucking easy, people here are super nice and I have one more year of college after which I can become a full time employee.

[Anonymous No.3570088]

>>3569613
unironically this trades are hurting right now because every faggot that has read a book thinks they're above that sort of work

[Anonymous No.3570127]

>>3569926
Good fucking luck chump. Let me get this straight you want a higher than average starting salary, left alone to do what you want with a chill atmosphere and have just about jack shit for experience? Let me guess. fucking millennial.

[Anonymous No.3570699]

Mfw interview tomorrow for $16 an hour to do data entry with 0 experience and my only skill being 125 wpm typing