/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.3560407]

Guess what /biz/....

None of your cryptocurrency will be accepted at the golden gate separating you from heaven.

Luke 12:15 “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.”

Matthew 6:19-21 "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do no destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."

Mark 12:41-44 "Jesus sat down opposite the place where the offerings were put and watched the crowd putting their money into the temple treasury. Many rich people threw in large amounts. But a poor widow came and put in two very small copper coins, worth only a few cents. Calling his disciples to him, Jesus said, “Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put more into the treasury than all the others. They all gave out of their wealth; but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—all she had to live on.”

[Anonymous No.3560420]

>>3560407
no it's ok now that the oracle problems solved we will all have our futures predicted by the oracle and be able to predict and stop most of our deaths so we won't even have to be judged because we'll never die.
btw god isn't real morty

[Anonymous No.3560427]

WE ARE THE CHRISTMARINES

Yeah, honestly i want to make a lot of money so I can raise a family far away from degenerates and muslims.

[Anonymous No.3560433]

Religion is the biggest ponzi there is

[Anonymous No.3560466]

>>3560433
It's good to support your local ministry or whatever, but some big ones are used like a ponzi.
Jesus said in luke 20:25 "Then give back to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's."

Jesus wasn't too fond of mixing money and God.

[Anonymous No.3560480]

>>3560407
was Jesus a commie? why are all hardcore Christians racist capitalist republicans if Jesus taught kindness, sharing, and acceptance?

[Anonymous No.3560536]

>>3560480
It's like you guys have never read the Book of Matthew or any of the bible

While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.

When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”

Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have me.

[Anonymous No.3560559]

You're posting in biz too, Boomer. You're going to hell as well.

[Anonymous No.3560601]

>>3560559
Maybe I will go to hell I have no idea,
but I still pray to God like an ex that wont let go

[Anonymous No.3560660]

>>3560407
so your saying to put 10K on the Jesus Coin F it I am all in

[Anonymous No.3560703]

Religion is a dilemma (conundrum?) for me. It should be obvious to anyone who isn't a brainlet that there's no man in the sky but it is the best way we've found as a species to keep normies from trashing civilization.

[Anonymous No.3560719]

>>3560660
how many Jesus Crypto Coins do i need to get a chick like this??

[Anonymous No.3560750]

>>3560719
666,000,000 and a chip in your right hand and then pay the karma later after you die

[Anonymous No.3560758]

>>3560750
a ok cool no problem

[Anonymous No.3560761]

>>3560719
666 JC coins

[Anonymous No.3560793]

No such thing as g*d.

[Anonymous No.3560813]

>>3560793
>tips fedora

[Anonymous No.3560879]

>>3560793
if there is no such thing as God, how do you explain the Bible?

[Anonymous No.3561296]

>Christianity
I hope you enjoy having your religion decimated in just a few decades.

[Anonymous No.3561359]

>>3560407
I'm earning for my descendants, take your asceticism elsewhere.