/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.3557331]

What are your start up ideas?

[Anonymous No.3557428]

>>3557331
A business that follows you throughout your life and notifies everyone that you're a faggot. We will have agents escort you 24/7 and shout loudly about how much of a faggot you are. We will also use our proprietary WebSMart™ algorithm to create a highly targeted internet campaign with paid ads showcasing your faggotry.

Would you like to be our first investor?

[Anonymous No.3557511]

>>3557428
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[Anonymous No.3558194]

>>3557331
>Launder money for people with deep pockets with current biz meme. (Not that risky)
>Grow weed or buy bulk online, and then sell. (Risky)
>Blackmail people that can't go to cops. (Not risky, time consuming, very random returns, needs social skills)
>Buy shit online you know a lot about, just set up scripts for auctions, go out and look in places where owner might not know his shit (Goodwill or junk yards etc.) (Needs money for start, takes time to build momentum, bit risky.)
There is a lot more but i guarantee you are to big of pussy to do anything than wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.3558226]

>>3557331
A pub called Monkey Business. Just motherfucking monkeys everywhere.

[Anonymous No.3558395]

>>3557331
start up your mom's dress lol

[Anonymous No.3558409]

>>3557428
sounds like a 4chan brand

[Anonymous No.3558456]

memebroker app, kinda like the one already on googlePlay, but with bitcoin

[Anonymous No.3558612]

>>3557428
kek
once i have made enough crypto gains im going to build a warehouse with filtration and alkalizing machines to create the worlds cheapest/healthiest alkaline water