The actual secret to getting rich.

[Anonymous No.352095]

People are posting all this bullshit stuff about getting rich. There are some ways that take longer than others but this is the fastest and most aggressive approach. Literally instant millionaire.

Some background info:
>I was a kid who did terribly at school
>I would read alot about politics but that was my main focus
>That and marketing
>I read a lot of early marketing works and bukowski books
>I vicariously learned how easy it is to get jobs
>I never went to college naturally
>I kept reading and being NEET until 20.
>That was the day my parents told me get a job or you're getting kicked out.

So I contemplated for a bit, I was looking through ads my parents brought me, but I didn't want to flip your burgers or sale you clothing. I wanted to do something big, grandiose. Then I saw an ad for a big marketing company. This is what happens.
>cont

[Anonymous No.352096]

>Apply for $250k/yr marketing job
>No experience or education except college
>Submit my job application
>Get no reply
>Walk in the department one day with a suit
>I tell the receptionist I have an interview
>She tells me to sit down and wait for the interview
>I wait
>Finally she says go into office
>I go in and shake hands with another suited man
>He asks what my name is
>Tell him real name
>He tries to find my application
>Can't find it
>Looks in trash, finds it
>Looks at me confused
>He then asks What experience do I have
>Well I use to intern at this company since my dad is Anon (The company owner's name)
>His eyes lighten up
>"Why don't you have his last name?"
>"Kept my mom's name after they divorced"
>He nods and says "so what do you know about marketing?"
>I pretend to think for a second
>"Well, I'm a student of Edward Bernays, I understand the behavior economics and psychology of the modern day market. I understand that the supply must actively attempt to create the demand."
>He nods
>"How can you contribute?"
>"Just by my presence here, I've already begun the process of marketing an entirely new campaign for your company. Now, All I have to do is call up reporters and tell them why they need to write about this product today."
>"And how would you get them to do that?"
>I lie, "I have connections, I know a couple of reporters for CNN and NYtimes. Went to HS with them."
>"Ok, thanks I'll be contacting you to let you know if you get the job."
>Go home, no call in a couple of weeks.
>Figured he found out I was lying.
>One day, get a call.
>Get the job.
>Been working there ever since, and when people ask me where I went to school I say Rice University.
>Tfw when everyone believes me.

The secret to getting rich, as is to anything, is a very very aggressive approach. If you need to go on the defensive, be insidiously offensive. Think moves ahead, life is a game of chess, we're all pawns but if you move like the queen you can become it.

[Anonymous No.352102]

so you mean to tell me they know shit about the owner of the company they work for?

[Anonymous No.352105]

I know this is bait, and I wanna greentext everything I see wrong with this story but I actually got a chuckle so - shitposting granted.

[Anonymous No.352107]

>>352102
I was surprised too, I went to the job interview just do please my parents. But really if you think about it its a giant company, the CEO prob has had tons of wives, and most CEO's keep their business life and personal life separate. My plan is that if the guy who hired me ever tells the CEO they hired "his son, my name". I'll just say I never told the interviewer that.

[Anonymous No.352109]

>>352105
You simply don't believe it because you are in denial. Although, the story is slightly surprising, you want to think you didn't waste your time on a college degree. Sorry but let me leave you with an ancient parable: life's not fair.

[Anonymous No.352112]

>>352109
>slightly surprising

[Anonymous No.352118]

>>352107
this is more likely to happen if the company hires thousands of people
and in my understanding the interviewers or people im HR management are in close touch with CEOs so I wouldn't try it if only for keks

[Anonymous No.352119]

>>352095
ITT : imaginary secrets of getting imaginarily rich and getting big imaginary online penis

[Anonymous No.352125]

>>352119
I don't get how I'm telling people good advice and the people who need it most don't believe it. You don't believe it because no one ever shares this advice. If you were told at all the time you would think its normal, but only people who are hired know of this.

[Anonymous No.352126]

>>352095
Cool story bro!

[Anonymous No.352138]

>>352125
Well. Bukowski isn't a marketing guru to start. Hes a poet.

[Anonymous No.352140]

>>352138
No but his works are semi-autobiographical and teach you about real interviews and skills. And hes a novelist as well, hence Factotum being a novel...

[Anonymous No.352159]

>>352140
I agree with your premise OP , why not just lie? Cost benefit analasys. 250k job for one year even if your fired is like 10 years of minimum wage slavery.

I'm fairly certain it isnt like...felony illegal either. So its a solid idea. If we didnt live in the information age where all your personal info can be had for pennies.

[Anonymous No.352161]

>>352159
Exactly, people assume you wouldn't lie and never check. As long as you look the part. People are lazy, and thats what I specialize in exploiting.

[Anonymous No.352166]

>>352095
>>352096
I want you to know that I didn't read your post and even if it actually would make me a million dollars I still wouldn't read it.

[Anonymous No.352167]

I'm surprised that they wouldn't even do the most rudimentary background check for a $250,000 a year position.

[Anonymous No.352169]

>>352167
Pretty sure they did a background check but they just didnt look into whether my father was the CEO.

>>352166
Ok, not my fault you have the mentality of a poor person?

[Anonymous No.352189]

>>352096
>yfw when they find out your bullshit and you get the living fuck prosecuted out of your asshole

[Anonymous No.352190]

>>352096
If that story is true then well done Mr. Abagnale.

[Anonymous No.352195]

>>352189
It's not illegal and I'll deny ever saying it.

[Anonymous No.352202]

>>352195
once they'll find out they will fire you illegal or not
or just make your job a living hell

[Anonymous No.352206]

>>352195
Been doing some research and found out that lying on your CV can land you a prison sentence in the UK. In America, the only thing you can't lie about is your Education credentials on your Resume, interesting enough you can make up stories about your work experience like you were once a freelancer for the tooth fairy. In your circumstance, I'd figure out a contingency plan if the company you work reaches for legal action.

I'll admit walking into a company and saying you got an interview is fucking genius and I'm willing to bet you would have a higher chance of actually getting an interview than you would through traditional job seeking.

[Anonymous No.352211]

>>352096
>>Looks in trash, finds it

Like what the fuck. You expect people to believe this shit?

Being aggressive is a good advice but your story is fake

[Anonymous No.352231]

>>352211
There was literally a pile of documents neatly placed in the trash. They were the resumes they were going to shred. It's not fake, but I dont care believe what you want

[Anonymous No.352232]

>>352202
There are things i would care more about having a shit job which still pay me $250k/y

[Anonymous No.352240]

>>352231
prove it

[Anonymous No.352241]

still live with your parents?

[Anonymous No.352245]

I kind of want to believe you OP, I certainly think that the secret of rising through the ranks of traditional employment is certainly aggression and the ability to bullshit.

If losing this job is a risk, maybe you could start applying for new positions before you get fired (and no bullshit for the new positions, simply use this as your credentials).

Having said all this - actually reading a fuck ton about marketing is probably easily as good as a university education. Obviously it is your natural interest and you put in a lot of work and effort, this certainly isn't getting "instantly" rich.

[Anonymous No.352263]

>>352206
>interesting enough you can make up stories about your work experience like you were once a freelancer for the tooth fairy.

this seems like the easiest way to get away with anything

anyone with a bit of brains could throw up a cheap website online that looks "professional" that says that you are a super experienced freelancer in whatever industry

during your interview just show the people your website and say you've been doing shit for years, if they ask for specifics tell them you sign NDA's with all your clients so you can't go into details

[Anonymous No.352280]

OP is right, this is my story:

>walk into Goldman Sachs head office
>ask to see Mr. Goldman Sachs himself
>receptionist says ok wait here a sec
>Goldman Sachs comes down and is like well who are you
>I tip my fedora and say hello good sir I am *name*
>I shake his hand
>He looks me up and down and says you know what i like your style, how about $10000 a day starting, all you gotta do is sit in this office and play video games
>been working there ever since

[Anonymous No.352298]

>Apply for $250k/yr marketing job
>No experience or education except college
>Submit my job application
>Get no reply
>Walk in the department one day with a suit
>I tell the receptionist I have an interview
>She tells me to sit down and wait for the interview
>I wait
>Finally she says go into office
>I go in and shake hands with another suited man
>He asks what my name is
>Tell him real name
>He tries to find my application
>Can't find it
>Look in trash, its already empty
>Looks at me confused
>He then asks What experience do I have
>Well I use to intern at this company since my dad is Anon (The company owner's name)
>His eyes lighten up
>Suited man says "b-but i'm the owner"
>I 'aggressively approach' him into thinking hes my father
>becomes my dad and pays for everything i need
>living comfortably being funded by my new ceo dad

[Anonymous No.352305]

>>352298
I seriously doubt this story is true

[Anonymous No.352614]

>>352305

... sigh

[Anonymous No.352645]

>>352280
>wearing headgear inside

[Anonymous No.352712]

>>352305
>Being this new on 4chan

[Anonymous No.352763]

Fuck this shit,

BackCheck exists for a reason guys.

[Anonymous No.352796]

>>352096
>Looks in trash, finds it

[Anonymous No.352811]

>>352298
Oh lawd, this would be even more hilarious if it was actually played out and recorded.
10/10 anon, you made me kek out loud.

[Anonymous No.353034]

>>352245
Yeah but unfortunately people are obsessed with college degrees. But yeah thats actually a great idea, I'm going to start looking.

[Anonymous No.353040]

>>352298
I've gotten a job this way at a 60k a year job.

You'd be surprised how disjointed a company can be with one hand not knowing what the other hand is doing.

[Anonymous No.353333]

>>353040
Thats why this works so well on large companies. No one knows the CEO, only the shareholders and lead positions.

[Anonymous No.353421]

>>352166
Yeah, reading is difficult.

[Anonymous No.353521]

A friend of mine dropped out of college a few months before graduating
He forged graduation papers and applied for a sales job in America and managed to get it somehow.
Luckily for him he was good at his job, and even after he told his manager the truth he was told that it didn't matter because his sales figures were much better than anyone elses.
He's 23 and he's earning $6k a week which is bretty gud

[Anonymous No.353533]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Succeed_in_Business_Without_Really_Trying

[Anonymous No.353542]

>>352614
>>352712
>not realising it's irony
>being this new

[Anonymous No.353548]

>>353533
Interesting now I know my next steps on how to proceed.

[Anonymous No.353620]

>>352096
>"Just by my presence here, I've already begun the process of marketing an entirely new campaign for your company

[Anonymous No.353639]

The only secret to getting rich is this: Buy more. That way you will be getting more for your worth while also helping the rest of the people to do the same. We all should be buying all the time. Buy expensive things that last, and buy groceries in bulk. Pre-pay all bills for years, start buying christmas gifts mid-year, lend money to someone trusty, buy many things on amazon, do anything with your money except storing it in a bank. A year on, you will be exactly as if you had spent all you had or if you had spent nothing.

[Anonymous No.353705]

>Implying this isnt a fantasy that serves the purpose of imagining being who you think you deserve to be but you are not

[Anonymous No.353706]

>>353639
inb4 the world collapses as china and india follow your advice

[Anonymous No.353730]

>>352095
>>352096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV_6RYVbNaw

[Anonymous No.353735]

>>352095
raiffaisen absolute aggressiv

[Anonymous No.353765]

99% of people who do make a good investment, take the money and run. For example a guy makes $100K on an investment he made in college for some engineering or computer science club project. That project turned into a company and later was sold and he made the $100K. Instead of re-investing that $100K, he buys a new car or boat. This is why poor stay poor.