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What are the best cities to profit as a gay stripper in the states? I plan to full time, my situation

>25 years old, Bi, uninhibited/shameless, good lucking and fit
>Leaving the AirForce in December with G.I Bill
>Full tuition covered+ scaling rent/food covered as long as I'm in class
>Wish to save $100,000 over 2/3 years and start a business (most likely my own strip joint) so a degree in this area would be useful
>No debt

Thinking the D.C area since they allow full nudity and alcohol in their clubs.

>> No.347666

Did the Army make you gay?

>> No.347675

Why do you have to be a gay stripper?

>> No.347678
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347678

>>347666

No /v/ started the process and the slippery slope started from there. I was at a bar and turned down 10 pounds just for taking off my shirt and was offered 20 for the pants.


I'm already an exhibitionist and for male strippers gay is where the serious money is. Strippers make bank but most aren't smart enough to hold on to it.

>> No.347806

>>347666

No, but the Air Force sure did!

(I kid. There just wasn't a way to force a Navy joke inside there.)

>> No.347846

>>347661

>25 years old, Bi, uninhibited/shameless, good lucking and fit

Pics or gtfo.

>> No.348437

>>347661
although i wouldn't pay alot...i think i would pay bill murray to strip for me

>> No.348440

>>347661
you're probably gonna need alot more than $100k to get a down payment and a liquor license. but if you just use your gi bill you should be able to save even more than you project in 2-3 years

>> No.348441

>>347661

You don't even have to work if you have the GI bill, you just go to school in NYC and collect the supermassive housing allowance while living in New Jersey.

It's 35 grand per year at any CUNY school, it's 105 grand in tax free cash right there.

>> No.348443

>>347661
>>347678
>$
>£
oh wait, it's a troll thread. but i was having fun

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348571

>>348441

Thanks. Yeah the housing scales with cost of living for the area at E5 with dependents so I wouldn't mind living with a roommate in a modest apartment and pocketing the rest. I'd still have down time after classwork and at this point want to try it just for fun.

How much should I look to save? I'm motivated and dead serious about seeing this through.

>>348443
I'm stationed in the UK.

>>347846
Older pic. This is me doing flight PT once a week at 170lbs. I can easily jump to 185. Constantly told I look like pharrell

>> No.348578

>>347661
Do you want to be a gay stripper or just a stripper in general?

Anywhere all those empowered career womyn flock to who are now in their 30s and desperate for husbands has to be bank for male stripper like NYC.

For gay strippers somewhere like San Fran or NYC is good.

>> No.348580

>>348571
Oh man wait nvm. Do you look better than the vast majority of men? Yes. But you still arent nearly good looking enough to be a stripper. You might consider getting on gear.

>> No.348614

>>348578

Pref gay. I lack the body mass to do straight and gay men have wider body preference.

Also forgive me for sounding vain but I'm larger than average downstairs, and have a crazy black girl ass. Imgur link because I can't spoiler tag on /biz/ http://imgur.com/IpDDgCq

>> No.348798

>>348614
Work on a bigger chest, and then just tone (can be done while stripping too so no worries). Then you can have both markets, but will do exceedingly well in gay markets.

Gays might have a wider preference, but they sure do love them pecs.

>> No.349067

>>348580
/fit/ pls

>> No.349071

OP is a fgt

>> No.349081

I wish this wasn't relevant to my interests god damn it. I'm a skinnyfat hairy white guy though who is struggling (and failing) to attain a better body, and the idea of finally not hating my body, and having others shower me in money for extra income is great. Also due to rising cocklust (I blame /fit/ mostly) it seems more appealing.

Fuck, /biz/, I never noticed 4chan making me gayer. Sadly the worst part about the idea is that I'm a minor germaphobe and the idea of people giving me cash is kinda gross. That's it. That's the worst part for me.

>> No.349100

>>349081
Also I should add that all homolust aside, the act of pole dancing is something that I've admired from a physical perspective. As someone who's always been a weak piece of shit, seeing people performing all sorts of physically demanding acts on those poles has been an inspiration.

I think I get it; it combines lust, greed, and vanity all into one. I think that's why I wanna do it so bad.

>> No.349115

>>349100

OP here. I set so if this doesn't work out it's not a big deal. But many places have amateur night with cash prizes. Use that as motivation.

>> No.349235

>>349081
see >>349067