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Guys, it's a bubble. A random girl casually caught me looking at cryptowat.ch today and sat down next to me and we started talking about crypto. She bought in for $3000 a month ago and was worried.

>> No.3459176

>>3459160
we all know it's a fucking bubble.

>bitcoin
seriously?

>> No.3459179

>>3459160
i call fucking bullshit

A fucking bubble? come on OP nobody fucking believes you. Say whatever you want, but we all know the truth.

You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.

>> No.3459180

>>3459160
she wants to fuck you moron, go for it

>> No.3459181

>>3459160
She wanted the D.

>> No.3459186

Thx for the tip OP selling my coins as we speak

>> No.3459187

>>3459160
>u talking to a women

nice larp

>> No.3459191
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>>3459160
>implying a girl would voluntarily talk to you

>> No.3459203
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3459203

>tfw 3 people at work are wanting to start mining coins
>tfw saw 2 more signing up for bittrex
>tfw the normies are here

>> No.3459208

>>3459160
>implying girls know how to buy crypto

>> No.3459212

>>3459203
they'll leave after the crash

>> No.3459222

>>3459160
>I put my screen brightness all the way up
>open blockfolio while in waiting room
>tilt phone towards best looking grill
>showy 6 figures in crypto

"You wanna make some fuck?"

>> No.3459223

>>3459160
>/biz/
>outside
>talking to a female or anyone
sure dude

>> No.3459233

>>3459160
You better have gotten digits you cuck.

>> No.3459248

>>3459212
This.

The crash has nothing to do with the Chinese nor with the JewPMorgan faggot. It's a planned dip created by the neets to scare the normies.

>> No.3459252

Two construction workers told me they bought litecoins.

Im not even kidding.

>> No.3459261

>>3459203
normies were here since 2013. now we have a few more, including the degenerate low wage late adopter scum

>> No.3459268

>>3459252
They'll get out when they notice that piece of shit coin can't break a hunnid

>> No.3459279

>>3459160
>girl

And then OP woke up

>> No.3459283

>>3459160
Yes the normies are here however it's mostly tech and finance industry millenials. When boomers start to buy in, I will be worried. Still a long way to go before Hedge funds and Investment banks start selling to boomers.

>> No.3459284

>>3459268
They said they bought litecoins because they were cheaper than the other coins.

I asked them if they considered the market cap and they said no.

>> No.3459307

>>3459284
should have bought sia coin with this logic

>> No.3459537

>>3459179
>You weren't in public and no girl ever sat next to you out of choice.
this

>> No.3459565

>>3459284
Offer them doge and Verge
If their IQ is enough to get them through bittrex

Tell them a 50 buck investment will flip to 15k if they hit 1 dollar. Watch the keks

>> No.3459583

>>3459160
a girl (female)?

>> No.3459603

>>3459203
Yup, this bubble is about to pop

>> No.3459616

>>3459160

Like you've ever talked to a girl

>> No.3459619

>>3459208
This desu

>> No.3459927

>>3459160
Sex was supposed to happen

>> No.3459959

>>3459160
its a bubble, but this bubble made of steel

>> No.3459982

how are you different than her in the scenario?

when did YOU start?

>> No.3459990

>>3459222
> She smiles and looks back at her phone
> Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
> a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
> Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
> She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
> They walk away laughing
> tfw, you just got outnormied

>> No.3459995

>biz
>a random girl
Cool story, bro.

>> No.3460018

Normies have been in this since the first bull run to $2000. If you have friends you already knew this.

>> No.3460021

My 13 years old cousin made my uncle buy eth. It's a normie assault and we better get used to it.

>> No.3460037

>>3459222
> She smiles and looks back at her phone
> Seconds later she flashes her screen at you
> a seven figure blockfolio account smiles back at you
> She says "fuck your momma if you want to fuck".
> Her sister, Chad and Tyrone show up
> She hugs them, whispers while pointing at you
> They walk away laughing
> tfw, you just got outnormied

>> No.3460218

>>3459160
>A random girl
>sat down next to me
>we started talking
I don't see a problem here

>> No.3460258

>>3459999

>> No.3460282

>>3459222
that's actually a good idea, I'm going to make my portfolio 10x what it's actually worth so I don't feel ashamed about looking at it in public

>> No.3460295

>>3459181
You mean Dash? Or Dogecoin?

>> No.3460309

>>3459160
Pretty sure it was Dimons daughter

>> No.3460335

>>3459959
That's a dome.

>> No.3460642
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>>3459283
When the bonds market crashes and BTC is hoovering 6 figures boomers will wish they bought in earlier (and they will end up buying at market prices anyway)

>> No.3460706

>>3460662
>this digital currency thing sure has a nice growth rate of 6% per year on average and is fairly stable
>now seems like a good time to buy, a satoshi is only $.10

>> No.3460767

>>3459179
Lol. My fucking sides

>> No.3460828

>people complaining about more money flowing into crypto, increasing the total marketcap because "normies"

>> No.3460858

>>3459603
Dummy.

The bubble is just about to form.

>> No.3460889

>>3460828
This. These are the same idiots who buy at the ATH and call "shitcoin"

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nice, just sold it all

>> No.3461081

>>3459203
Normies all know about muh crypto but most of them still find it hard to get in

>> No.3461109

>>3459181
Digibyte

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>>3459261
>low wage scum

pls leave crypto

>> No.3461676

>>3459160

>fratbro investment banker from high school is asking me about bitcoin

>> No.3461864

>>3459284
>market cap
pls spoonfeed explanation
what is that

>> No.3461878

>>3460642
FRACTAL BUBBLE!

>> No.3461885

>>3459982
fuck off cuck master