/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.3442079]

What if I told you I have 470k in crypto, 200k in the bank and more in cash and a 100k pump in one day still doesn't feel as good as a loving girlfriend?
been in crypto since 2015 and got a gf last month and she excites me much more than the gains

[Anonymous No.3442089]

>>3442079
Then I would tell you it's time to go to reddit where you belong.

[Anonymous No.3442098]

>>3442079
I would say please spare some BTC for a third world faggot

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[Anonymous No.3442102]

>>3442089
meh.. this is /biz/ not /b/ I can still fit in..

writing from comp now

[Anonymous No.3442105]

>>3442079
I would tell you to send me some eth
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[Anonymous No.3442108]

>>3442079
Are you dbt?

[Anonymous No.3442114]

>>3442079
>ETC
wtf

[Anonymous No.3442115]

>>3442108
>dbt
what's that?

[Anonymous No.3442121]

wait 3-6 months it fades away maybe even faster

[Anonymous No.3442127]

>looks at 24hr change

Another LARPing attention seeker

[Anonymous No.3442129]

>>3442121
and money thrills?

[Anonymous No.3442133]

>>3442079
post entire blockfolio history chart or you are larping

[Anonymous No.3442137]

>>3442079

sounds like ur a faget

[Anonymous No.3442142]

>>3442127
nah man blockfolio is fucked up.. this is just from polo + electrum

[Anonymous No.3442143]

>>3442079
>needs a roastie to be happy

how do people like you get so much money(assuming this isnt a larp)

[Anonymous No.3442150]

>>3442143
I did some illegal shit back in 2015 to get 30k usd in bitcoins and then just kept it..

[Anonymous No.3442157]

>>3442133
it's fake, look at 24h change

[Anonymous No.3442166]

>>3442157
Look at >>3442127
Blockfolio is fucked up, I deleted it and installed it to re-enter all my holdings and now it won't display the fucking graph..

[Anonymous No.3442169]

they will get boring like everything else OP, wait until you find some girls that want to have regular threesomes

[Anonymous No.3442193]

Spend more time with your girlfriend and help a poorETHfag out.
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[Anonymous No.3442198]

>>3442166
>larpity larp larp

[Anonymous No.3442201]

>>3442079
>>3442079
>>3442079
Dude, Radium? Wtf?

[Anonymous No.3442211]

>>3442079
you sound beta as hell

[Anonymous No.3442212]

>>3442114
It's a not so subtle ETC shill.

[Anonymous No.3442236]

>>3442079
Aside from that good onya OP, glad you found a gf

[Anonymous No.3442244]

>>3442236
thanks senpai, I knew I'd get these retarded responses lol

[Anonymous No.3442306]

>>3442244
Question about Radium still stands...looked at this a few months back and the founders looked like they had maybe 3 pubes between them. Pretty sure their photos are no longer there.

[Anonymous No.3442309]

>>3442079
>What if I told you
there's an app

[Anonymous No.3442339]

>>3442079
It will fade, it always does....

[Anonymous No.3442343]

>tfw loving girlfriend, but poor
>tfw she's supportive of me putting half of our money into cryptos
>tfw she loves me and believes in me

Sucks to suck, OP

[Anonymous No.3442497]

>>3442079

I'll sell you my gf for 7 BTC, so you can be twice as happy with two of them.

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[Anonymous No.3442526]

>>3442497
show pic and I'll think about it

[Anonymous No.3442569]

>loving girlfriend?

>got a gf last month

lol. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Anonymous No.3442610]

wait till you start noticing every other word out of her mouth is retarded.

[Anonymous No.3442627]

>>3442150
idk if you'll answer but what did you do. im trying to get into sketch stuff for capital right now

[Sage No.3442651]

>Look, ma, I can inspect element and Photoshop

[Anonymous No.3442654]

>>3442627
I used to sell gamestop credits from cracked accounts for bitcoins, I stopped long ago but cracking is a good business..
start by reading on cracking.org and see the marketplace in mpgh.net

[Anonymous No.3442712]

>>3442079
That is because you dont have enough money. Barely a million. Baby gains

[Anonymous No.3442765]

>>3442497

you can have my gf for 6 BTC

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[Anonymous No.3442785]

>>3442079
OP what would I have to do for you to send me like $20k? we can do butt stuff if you want.

[Anonymous No.3442791]

>>3442785
kek, butt stuff for 20k usd, not even if you were a victoria's secret model

[Dions No.3442811]

>>3442791
Send me 0.1btc for sharpie pooper?

[Anonymous No.3442825]

>>3442791
ill lick your butt

[Anonymous No.3442835]

>got a gf last month
>last month
As long as you know this is the reason you feel anything, have a good time.
Don't forget to dump her when her adorable quirks becoming annoying flaws, when she begins talking about how you're going to be by her side when she fulfills HER dreams, when she bitches and moans about everything because she knows you have to take the small daily pain over the one huge pain of getting her excised from your life.
But yeah until then have a good time

[Anonymous No.3443023]

>>3442835
thanks, I will

[Anonymous No.3443068]

>>3442835
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.3443070]

>>3442079
I'd tell you that you haven't spent enough time with a gash to realize how much more important your gains are.

You'll realize this in time, anon.

[Anonymous No.3443095]

>>3442835
Loserdom: The Message

[Anonymous No.3443103]

>>3442835
what a sore loser you are

[Anonymous No.3443981]

>>3442079

it's called oxytocin, bro. in about 18mos, it's production will wane and you'll begin to slowly despise her, unless she's really really cool

[Anonymous No.3444017]

>>3442835
wise man

[Anonymous No.3444021]

>>3442079
I'll be your loving girlfriend id if you send me some btc

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[Anonymous No.3444073]

I have a cute gf that would die for me and would probably kill herself if I died or left her.

I'd rather have the money desu I hate being broke. Sure I get laid multiple times a day but I legit hate having to get up at 6:30am 4 days a week to wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.3444094]

>>3442079
>24hr Change
>+.00%
nice larp

[Anonymous No.3444184]

What if I told you i've been in my girlfriend since 2015 and been crypto in a month?

[Anonymous No.3444210]

Waiting for XVG to moon.

[Anonymous No.3444316]

my mom killed herself and im broke
dont know what to do anymore.

any help would be appreciated.

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[Anonymous No.3444340]

>>3444073
how good do the armies feel brother

[Anonymous No.3444358]

>>3444340
>>3444340
arkies

[Anonymous No.3444393]

>>3443095
>>3443103
Not a loser, just someone who has a girlfriend.
For a majority of women an established relationship = comfort = boredom = time to start some drama!
This is how a majority of relationships go, women get insecure and men become weak, men lie there and take it or get sick of it, women progressively test the man to see if he has balls or is just going to let her get away with shit.
Unfortunately that's annoying as fuck for us men and the only way to win is to leave.

[Anonymous No.3444402]

>>3442651
>blockfolio
>inspect element
You make most of the retards on here look like geniuses.

[Anonymous No.3444621]

>>3444073
it could be 5 lad, look on the bright side
I'm a unifag and I better get a crypto miracle soon because there's no way I'm going out into the workforce if I can avoid it

[Anonymous No.3444642]

>>3442079

then clearly she is 2D.

[Anonymous No.3444709]

Op I'm in the same boat. I became a crypto millionaire this year and im still a single 25 yo virgin

[Anonymous No.3444916]

>>3442079
Idiot

[Anonymous No.3445090]

>>3444709
Useless larper. Fuck a 10/10 whore you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.3445128]

>>3442835
Wise words from a wise man

[Anonymous No.3445147]

>>3442079
>tfw no matter how much money I make she'll never come back.

[Anonymous No.3445169]

The only good thing about money is that you can keep producing children. It's the only thing you LL leave behind anyway unless you are the head of state of an important country.