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3398901 No.3398901 [Reply] [Original]

> Open short on BTC
> Pay Chinese reporter to write fake news about China banning exchanges
> Release article at midnight in China
> Burgers are retarded and can't read Mandrid
> They all panic sell
> Close short after BTC dips to 4k
> Massive profit
> mfw

>> No.3398914

Tell me before you do this next time.

>> No.3398927

>>3398901
fucka yuu

>> No.3398932

Knew what you were up to and timed it perfectly. Thanks for the extra 64k in my retirement acct.

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>>3398901

>> No.3398941

>>3398901
it is funny that only ONE news site reported exchanges MIGHT be banned

>> No.3398944

>>3398901

https://www.coindesk.com/report-casts-doubt-future-chinas-bitcoin-exchanges/

just wait

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>>3398932
This.
All my buys from the dip are up an average of 47.2% thus far.
Fucking love panic

>> No.3399012

I actually paid a Chinese government official to draft a decree banning exchanges in China. It will be "leaked" tomorrow. Get ready to short.