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>call bank
>girl operator gets wet when she sees my balance
>giggles at everything i say

>> No.3374908
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3374908

>it was all a dream

>> No.3374916

>>3374908
>used to read Word Up magazine

>> No.3374927

>>3374908
lol

>> No.3374928

>>3374897
>keeping significant amount of capital in a bank account

>> No.3374930

Salt n' Pepa an' hella traps up in the limousine.

>> No.3374949

>>3374928
>keep it in an exchange or under your bed, right, much safer...

>> No.3374950

>>3374897
bank tellers get wet at any account over 1k

>> No.3374951

>>go to bank, withdraw 5,000 cash.

girls giggling, asks me how i have so much cash,


>>stay quiet get red and walk out

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>>3374908

>> No.3374981

>>3374951
Are you me? Why do they act like $5k is significant anyways?

>> No.3374990

>>3374897
Oh look it's another typical virgin that doesn't know the difference between laughter and giggling. She was laughing at you cuz you're the dumb fuck that keeps all his money in the bank.

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>show dad balance
>he respects me now

>> No.3375012

>>3374981
They probably just see it as an unusual withdrawal and are bored enough to strike up conversation.

>> No.3375021

>>3374897
>reservation at Le Bernardin
>walking in as Jake Gyllenhall is leaving
with some dime piece
>I ignore him and successfully solicit eye contact from his bitch
>All thanks to Vitalik Buterin

>> No.3375022

>>3375012
Well its prying, its none of their business.

>> No.3375025

>>3374990
>implying girls know anything about why keeping money in a bank is not good

>> No.3375032

>>3374897
Yeah mang girl I liked in High School worked at my local bank for a couple years and saw my account balance and suddenly liked me

>> No.3375036

>>3374981
Withdrawing it all at once is what's significant. If you aren't a business, which would be stated on your account, that's a lot of dosh

>> No.3375043

>>3374951
what's your job?

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>>3374981
He's probably in a getto or midwest shit town somewhere.

i withdrew $10K in cash to buy a car, and the teller didn't even acknowledged my existence just gave me the cash and called next. Of course I live in a place where you can spot those AMG Luxury Box Wagons every other traffic light.

>> No.3375054

>>3374908
>it was all a meme
>used to read reddit magazine

>> No.3375067

>>3374990
False

women don't know shit about personal finance, the teller definitely flooded her panties at OP's withdrawal amount

>> No.3375073

A thread died for this

>> No.3375074

>>3374949
Under my bed is safer

>> No.3375097

>>3375054
>ETH and BTC up in the limousine
>hanging bitcoin on my wall

>> No.3375109

>snort coke off my hand while driving up to the bank window
>put 2 grand cash in twenties in the deposit
>"good Christmas, huh?"
>assuming she said this cause I was 19
>"snow for the low, baby"
>girl giggles
life is pointless

>> No.3375112

>>3375011
>Show Dad balance a month ago at 5k
>30k now
>100k next time I see him
Are u p-proud papa?

>> No.3375136

>>3375073
>implying anything was lost
It was probably just a "shitcoin1241242134234 to the MOON" or "shitcoin1241242134235 IS DEAD" thread

>> No.3375146

>>3374897
That's a lovely story, OP :)

>> No.3375197

>>3375136
You're right this is a swimming pool full of urine but the only way it can get better is if we stop all urinating in the swimming pool.
There was a surprisingly decent algo trading thread that was recently killed.