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3361107 No.3361107 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up
>grab phone
>check blockfolio
>open /biz/

>> No.3361116

Got any better ideas?

>> No.3361119

>wake up
>I cant wake up

>> No.3361124

>>3361116
yeah, I'm all ears.

>> No.3361128

Thats my business model

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>>3361107
fuck yeah my nigga, we wake up, smoke a fat ass kike, make millions of satoshi per day

>> No.3361139
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3361139

>fap to hentai
>shower
>eat brekafast while deciding which coin i'll shill next
>spend day shitposting /biz/ and watching anime
>make $3k a week

who knew life could be so comfy

>> No.3361168
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>>3361137

>smoke a fat ass kike,

>> No.3361173

> microwave frozen pancakes
> eat it with ketchup and cold hash browns from the day before
> brush teeth for 30 second
> hop in the shower for 90 seconds
> pop pimples
> don't worry about work because i'm a neet
> 2 hour fap session, while checking blockfolio every 5 minutes
> time for lunch
> eat Original Lays with undercooked chicken (I can't cook for shit, but oh well) and brown rice
> mom tells me to wash the dishes, so I do it tomorrow
> another 2 hour fap session, while checking blockfolio
> OH SHIT.... a coin is mooning soon according to /biz/
> I buy high, and sell low
> mfw

>> No.3361181

>>3361137
Hmm, sounds gay.

>> No.3361193

>>3361137
>yfw 6 million satoshis

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>>3361107
ur adict my sir

>> No.3361207

>>3361173
kek