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3352580 No.3352580 [Reply] [Original]

So anon, what's the best way to sell me this pen?

>> No.3352593

If you put this pen in you ass and send a photo i will send you 1btc

>> No.3352601
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>>3352580
Buy this fuckin pen cunt

>> No.3352606

>>3352601
/thread

>> No.3352620

Forget the pen and buy imaginary bitpen instead

>> No.3352738

Great dev team. Hold and you're guaranteed to be holding 10 pens by eoy

>> No.3352792

Enforce the idea that the pen is a MUST in life.
Make the people believe that they must own this pen to make any money in the world, because without it no one is going to want to employ you whatsoever.
Then offer to give them the pen immediately before any work, and take payments later on.
Then enforce these payments like in >>3352601 with the added threat of TAKING THAT PEN AWAY, along with all of your other assets.

This not only increases the value of the pen, but also puts the buyer under your strict control. They must now work in the society, just to have that pen.

>> No.3352829

>>3352620
keked

>> No.3352852

>>3352738
every /biz/ shitcoin thread ever

>> No.3352869
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3352869

>>3352580
>this

>> No.3352870
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3352870

This is a stupid trick question to make people look like fools in public

The person you're talking to doesn't need a pen, would never actually buy the pen from you, and there's no right answer to the question because they don't fucking need a pen. So no matter your answer you will look like a fool.

>> No.3352969

>>3352870
The answer to the question is to get a piece of paper write up a contract saying the guy can fuck your wife and have your house, but he has to sign it with the exact pen you are trying to sell. Ask him if he wants to buy the pen. Doesnt work ifyour wife is fat

>> No.3353015
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3353015

pen is nep backwards

>> No.3353038

>>3352969
cuck answer

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3353051

>>3352580
It's a decentralized, transparent, open-source, satoshis-visionesk pen

>> No.3353070

>>3352580
Why use a pen when you can use Digisharpie instead?