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334941 No.334941 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this imitation food product

>> No.334955

>>334941
Write your name down on this burger bun.

>> No.334960

>>334941

Why not just re-brand as Smokey Bacon BBQ sauce?

>> No.334961

>>334941
Tastes like bacon, costs as much as smearing your own poop on your burger. Buy it now or be a huge faggot like OP.

>> No.334965

>>334941
>It's practically chewed for you.

Were you expecting these kind of douchey responses?

>> No.334972

>>334941
THIS MOTHAFUCKIN BACON!
RIGHT HERE!
You like, Bacon? Sure you do! Who doesnt!
Fry it, try it, glorify it!
There is Nothing Better than BACON!

But wait! What if there was? What if you could carry it around with you anywhere? Imagine this:
You go in McDonnalds, you order a burger but its all tasteless and shit! And you just want MORE BACON!

NOW thanks to Vilhelm Lillekelelebeke and their FANTASTIC Squeeze BACON, you can have your little squeeze of heaven WHEREVER! WHENEVER!

What more do you want? Go there and grab this shit!

>> No.334999

>>334941

>Sweden. Not even once.

>> No.335004

>>334941
>Amerikansk Smak!
>American Taste

>> No.335010

pls buy squeez bacon we'll both starve

>> No.335073
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335073

>>334960

fucking genius

>> No.335143
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335143

>>334941
You see this pencil?