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So I bought this SUPPOSEDLY HIGH QUALITY female doll online some days ago. Recieved her 2 days ago and of course I started to use her every once in a while since the moment she was in my domain.

So this morning, after the crash, I thought about killing myself again, but I woke her up (we sleep together) and after a cup of coffee we began the intercourse, the last one. I don't know what happened, I just don't believe a 3k high quality plastic woman shold break that easy, I like it hard sometimes and so we had fun and all but after cumming I realised how bad it was.

Anyway I just came here to beg for some BTC because I need a new doll and I can't afford it now because of this crash. I have donated to some of you poor anons before (100ARK and 0,5LTC some months ago), as I believe we all /biz/coiners should help each other, please help me in this moment of need.

BTC: 1Afc71jaNbBsT6zwdJcRy4scUxWbX9uoQq

Thank you fellow anons.

>> No.3340865

>>3340858
Email the chinese, theyll send you a replacement one

>> No.3340871

Kek

>> No.3340881
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3340881

Never change /biz/

>> No.3340898

>>3340858
where were her fingers that they broke off?

>> No.3340905

why is she bald

>> No.3340909

>>3340858
Just wait for robo-waifu, you faggot.
It'll become a reality in the next 5-10 years.

>> No.3340916

>>3340858
Post time-stamp with doll

>> No.3340917

>>3340858
Are you a cereal rapist? You fucked the doll to smithereens

>> No.3340922
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3340922

>he fell with giving up on 3D girls meme
You homos do realize when you pretend shes talking to you, thats just you talking to yourself and youre a narcissist?

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Jesus...

OP, complain to the producers, and then stop spending all your money on dolls

I'm laughing, but i kind of don't want to

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>>3340858
did you handfuck her fingers off?

>> No.3340943

how much do you weigh, and why do you live with your grandparents

>> No.3340951

>>3340858
>I started to use her every once in a while since the moment she was in my domain.
Nigger you didn't have stop fucking her since it arrived. Plastics are heat sensitive.

>> No.3340968

Wtf You killed her anon.

>> No.3340973

>>3340858
BEGGING THREADS AREN'T ALLOWED YOU FUCKING VIRTUAL HOBO

also: your doll is ugly as fuck mate, shit taste to be perfectly honest. why didn't you get one of those cute asian ones or something? jesus you are definitely not going to /makeit/.

>> No.3340984

>>3340922
I want an asian gf so bad anons

>> No.3340997

>>3340858
Nevermind, I just reverse image searched and found that picture posted elsewhere like 2 years ago.

OP is a fraud and he's begging for BTC.

MODS!!!!!!!

>> No.3341009

>>3340984
houses should be very cheap at northkorea at the moment

>> No.3341033

>>3340984
wmaf is the same tier as a white woman coal burner, its pathetic as fuck just wait for the robowaifu shit like the other guy said

>> No.3341058
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>>3340984
you can do it anon. love asian girls myself, but also other types too. lets just say, i saw some of the nerdiest white dudes in the world holding hands with with qt asian girls. so you dont need to be a chad.

>> No.3341059

So this morning I thought about killing myself again, but I woke her up (we sleep together) and after a cup of coffee we began the intercourse, the last one. I don't know what happened, I just don't believe a 3k high quality russian import wife should break that easy, I like it hard sometimes and so we had fun and all but after cumming I realised how bad it was.

please fellow anons send me some btc to buy a new russian import bride.

>> No.3341061

>>3340858
holy crap i'm in tears, never change, /biz/

>> No.3341128

>>3340997

But anon my wife just died.

>> No.3341276

These are fucking great:

https://secure.realdoll.com/february-15-2017/

>> No.3341312

>>3340922
>>3341058
every asian girl I've seen irl is buttfuck ugly but these girls are cute af
how to find a cute asian girl like these

>> No.3341357

This is what it would look like if Chad fucked a doll with his turbocock. Of course, Chad would never fuck a doll though. Chad never gets cucked because when he's done fucking, the vagina is a smoking ruin that can never be fucked ever again.

>> No.3341537

>>3341276
>these are some of my favorite things.
This shit makes me so sad, what happens to us when we are married for a decade and then can't get our dicks wet after that. At least he's not raping like all the other 50 yr old NEETS

>> No.3341658

>>3340984

I'm a chad with a qt Asian gf. It's everything I thought it'd be.

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>>3340858

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>>904256
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