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3318043 No.3318043 [Reply] [Original]

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 DGB to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my Digibyte wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my DGB) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Digibyte wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 DGB to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 DGB to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.3318062

>>3318043
> this is what dgbmarines do to cope
kek

>> No.3318091

Nice, just bought 100k

>> No.3318102

>>3318043
>The year is 2025.
>gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago

>> No.3318107

>>3318043
why the fuck do you bench more than you squat.

dgcucks skip legday

>> No.3318116

>>3318043
>After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms.

The first one is literally impossible.
The second one is easily achievable for most people with legs.

>> No.3318133

>>3318116
He skipped leg day.

>> No.3318158

Ugh, this is totally goss. Can you please stop objectifying women like this? Thanks.

>> No.3318179

>>3318107
Beta curlbro even when rich

>> No.3318189

>>3318116
> 850 lbs squat is easy
> 99% of lifters can't do it

>> No.3318191

Top kek lad

>> No.3318333

>>3318116
>900lb squat
>Achievable for anyone with legs

>> No.3318369

Shut up Meg.