What are some Professional Haircuts?

[Anonymous No.329828]

>Professional haircuts?
>But that don't make you look like a douche

>ITT
>Discuss Haircuts that increase your chances of employment and tell your employer you are serious.

[Anonymous No.329842]

>>329828
I'm guessing everyone here is bald?

[Anonymous No.329846]

>>329842

Yeah, that works.

[Anonymous No.329850]

>>329846
nah I dont want to be bald though I'm young lol

[Anonymous No.329852]

>>329842

I'm guessing OP is autistic? Seriously, this shit isn't complicated. Shorter on the sides, a bit longer on top. Most people comb it forward. Comb to the side if you want the douche effect. Same cut either way.

[Anonymous No.329859]

this

[Anonymous No.329861]

>>329852
What do you mean comb it forward? Like make bangs O_o

[Anonymous No.329865]

>>329861
O_o

[Anonymous No.329867]

>>329865
Weird...You're suppose to respond with a pic or something or atleast a name of a haircut.

[Anonymous No.329883]

short back and sides

[Anonymous No.329884]

>>329883
And what do i do with the top? Brush it to the side or up or wat? (I'll never do up because that looks douchey)

[Anonymous No.329888]

Starting with the simplest haircut. Very austere. It's ok if you're starting out and want to seem dedicated, but it doesn't exactly imply affluence.

[Anonymous No.329891]

Now this is a haircut that shows you're very traditional, but not afraid to stand out. You're also probably from a time period you don't understand.

[Anonymous No.329893]

>>329891
lol these are great. Thanks. I think this is the new look my company has been looking for.

[Anonymous No.329895]

The most straightforward professional haircut. This shows that understand just how valuable you are, but are still humble enough to avoid being ostentatious.

[Anonymous No.329897]

>>329895
Yeah but I don't want to look middleaged

[Anonymous No.329901]

But if you want to go for a slightly more hard-bargaining look, move the part closer to the center and build up some more volume. It's still pretty subtle, but has a hint of intimidation.

[Anonymous No.329905]

On the other hand, to soften your image, growing out your sides and letting some hair come down forward across your forehead for an all-around covering can make for a slightly more luxurious, teddy-bear-like look.

[Anonymous No.329908]

[Anonymous No.329909]

Then, there's always the possibility of just growing it long. Slick it back, but leave some strands to go down over your forehead. You will look like you just don't care and nothing can faze you. If you lack confidence, you'll just look like a bum. But if you carry yourself right, everyone will swoon at your feet.

[Anonymous No.329912]

its like you guys don´t even want to make it to CEO

[Anonymous No.329913]

If you're black, just grow a little fuzz.

Nobody expects anything more.

[Anonymous No.329916]

>>329828
I don't think Musk needs a haricut, dude's like 6'2. At that height you look alpha no matter what.
>inb4 someone posts a neckbeard or a skeleton

[Anonymous No.329917]

>>329861
To be fair, bangs are a good thing to have.

They give purpose to the rest of the face. Instead of letting your eyes and nose just be arranged on a plate-like background.

Furthermore, bangs look a lot better than a forehead that occasionally develops pimples and other crap.

[Anonymous No.329918]

But to be really professional, your first step is to get your sides short. That immediately establishes that you mean business.
From that start, you can do whatever you want with the top. Slick it down, find a place to part it, and comb it in whatever direction you want based on what suits your face. You can even do something like this.

[Anonymous No.329920]

>>329908
Winrar.

So how do I ask for that? Also what movie is that, looks familiar?

>>329917
Bangs cause acne, and make you look immature. But your insight on hair is amazing, you should make an app or something or your own restaurant for this shit.

>>329916
He's 5'10. His wealth adds the extra inches.

[Anonymous No.329925]

But of course, you always have the opportunity of building up a lot of volume and going for a pompadour. It's not very refined, and may end up looking ridiculous, but in certain circles it's acceptable. People will still think you're irresponsible, however.

[Anonymous No.329926]

>>329920
mad men, ask your barber to cut your hair tight and tapered on the sides and leave it long and full on the top. Tell the barber that you also want your part on the left side of your head, he can cut your hair in order to help your hair part more easily.

[Anonymous No.329940]

>>329926
Also is mad men any good?

[Anonymous No.329945]

>>329940
It's ok.

[Anonymous No.329951]

>free flowing i dont give a fuck i own the company i work for hair.

[Anonymous No.329956]

>>329940
It's okay,
Be prepared for a bullshit story arc in the middle where jack shit happens for like six episodes.

[Anonymous No.329986]

>>329956
oh lol kk

[Anonymous No.330359]

>>329828
>>329842
>>329846
>>329850
>Discuss Haircuts that increase your chances of employment and tell your employer you are serious.

It's funny, being bald actually does this.

[Anonymous No.330375]

so is long hair bad

[Anonymous No.330377]

>>330375
Does a bear shit in the woods?

[Anonymous No.330469]

What's a good haircut for a receding hairline? Would >>329908 work?

[Anonymous No.330585]

>tfw have this

Can I make it work?

[Anonymous No.330611]

This man is the richest on planet tellus.

And he has this great haircut.

What do you got

[Anonymous No.330617]

>>330469
Post pic of hairline

[Anonymous No.331009]

Would this be too 80's?

[Anonymous No.331171]

>>331009
The 80s are coming back, of course not

[Anonymous No.331194]

>>331009

I hope you have thin enough hair for it otherwise it will look like chit.

[Anonymous No.331302]

>>331194
>chit
Miscer detected

[Anonymous No.331328]

>not getting the autist

[Anonymous No.331546]

>>329859
>professional jawline

[Anonymous No.331548]

Anything short will work. You don't have to be bald lel.

Just keep it short, groomed and conservative (i.e. no mohawks).