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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP STOLEN WITH MY ETHEREUM WALLET ON IT! 200 ETHEREUM GONE!

>> No.3292113
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>>3292102
lol

>> No.3292112
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>> No.3292115

post public key

>> No.3292119

Just ask Tyrone to give it back.

>> No.3292129

yo, the fuck is eth?

>> No.3292134
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>>3292102
>he doesn't leave his money on the exchange

>> No.3292148

>>3292112
I bought lower but sold fuck it still in the game Yolo swag

>> No.3292150

>>3292102
ooooooh see that's why i keep mine on my phone

>> No.3292158

>>3292150

That's why you keep it on a device that is easier to steal?

>> No.3292165

How do you leave 200 eth on a single laptop and don't have a backup plan. Seriously. Is a 100$ Ledger such an investment that you can't afford one?

>> No.3292172

>>3292102
Reminder to at least have 3 trackers with webcam access on your laptop so you can find and kill jamal and get your coins back.

>> No.3292185

>>3292102
>carrying around an $80000 laptop
you're a dummy

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>>3292102
>He fell for the don't keep crypto on the exchange meme
>He didn't just enable 2FA and huge unguessable passwords on both his email and the exchange

>> No.3292196
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>>3292102
this is why i keep my ETH on poloniex. cunts can only steal $2000 per day and i check that shit every day

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>He fell for the wallet meme

>> No.3292245

how do I get a webcam tracker for my laptop?

>> No.3292256

if this is legit

guarantee while the eth is gone, those cunts will only pawn the laptop for $500 not knowing its worth alot more

>> No.3292261

>>3292102
GOOD JOB YOU KEPT BACKUPS, RIGHT?

>> No.3292268

By the sounds of your ignorance, by leaving 200 eth on laptop, unencrypted, unbacked up..
Im guessing u can prob shell into that bitch..

>> No.3292279

>>3292245
There are a ton out there that you can get

Google it nigga

>> No.3292311

>>3292256
They'll be lucky to get $100
I wonder if pawn shop owners have learned to check such items for crypto yet

>> No.3292316

>>3292256
One lucky son of a bitch college kid is going to pay $600 for a used laptop cause he needs it for some class and suddenly discover he no longer needs to go to college.

>> No.3292332

>>3292129
fucking kek

>> No.3292349

>>3292316
No, whoever the dipshit is who ends up with the laptop won't be able to get through the login screen and will end up just wiping it clean, unaware that it's worth almost 6 figures.

>> No.3292351

>buying coins that have a wallet release
you fucked up

>> No.3292359

>>3292115
this

>> No.3292385

>>3292165
This guy.

I thought most wallets now days come with crash plans or 12 word keys to recover the wallet.

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3292391

>not using a paper wallet tattooed on your skin

>> No.3292426

>>3292112
WOW. you made 3900 DOLLARS
you are the envy of the entire crypto world!

>> No.3292456

>>3292391
This is unironically a good idea

>> No.3292472

>>3292391
>>3292456
only works for incels

>> No.3292477

>>3292426
*you made 3900 dollars in less than 9 months!!

>> No.3292481

>>3292456
>anyone with a phone can scan your private key

>> No.3292494

>>3292481
>implying anyone is ever going to see my dick

>> No.3292505

>>3292102
>2017
>not encrypting your laptop's storage

You deserve this

>> No.3292508

>>3292196
Hacker day 1: change your password
You day 2: fukt

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>>3292185

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>>3292481
>not using an stenography version of your qr code

>> No.3292992

>>3292102
That's ok anon, just reload your backup wallet into a new software on a new computer.

Wait... you did encrypt your hard drive and wallet file didn't you anon... and you did have your backup / brain seed in a safe place

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>>3292185
TOP KEK

>> No.3293078

>>3292102
Just remember anon, Jamaal has no idea what ETH is and will sell your computer for $50.

>> No.3293106

>>3292129
Some shitcoin

>> No.3293140

>>3292194
>TFW don't keep crypto on exchanges
>TFW have encrypted wallet JSON save to HDD
>TFW encrypted wallet is on 2FA protected cloud host
>TFW encrypted wallet also on private server

Don't want the risk of exchanges getting hacked. I'm also not stupid enough to lose my wallet.

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>he doesn't keep his crypto in a hardware wallet inside a safe hidden behind a painting

>> No.3293206

Damn Nigger you dumb.

>> No.3293930

>>3292194
2fa and a big password doesn't stop the exchange from running off with your money

it's like people here are too young to remember the holocaust that mtgox was

>> No.3293955

>doesn't use virwox to cash out to second life linden
its like you guys want to lose your virginities

>> No.3293976

>>3292261

Cloud automatically backs up hard drives... You probably forgot to turn it off. Check your cloud account mate.