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How many bitcoins do I need to have girls respond to me ?

>> No.3270540

>>3270518
Hi (:

>> No.3270550

>>3270518
Hi :)

>> No.3270567

>>3270518
you're gay why do you care if girls talk to you

>> No.3270572

>>3270518
Hi :) (:

>> No.3270586

For those you could be homeless:)

Just post a hot selfie from your basement with your mom and your 2000$ gaming rig in the back

>> No.3270614

Hi (:

>> No.3270625

>>3270518
just bee yourself

>> No.3270628
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3270628

>>3270540
>>3270550
>>3270567
>>3270572
>>3270586
For real look at Kelsey one of the few girls who matched with me. A simple hi :) wasn't even enough to solicite a fucking response. How many bitcoins would it cost to convince pic related to respond to my fucking hi

>> No.3270636

>all fat and ugly
(:

>> No.3270645

Hi :)

>> No.3270664

>>3270628
I got nothing.

>> No.3270665

>>3270518
Don't use emotes when you message girls

>> No.3270687
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3270687

>Messaging Kelsey
>Being that desperate

Use interpals or at least okcupid and be an interesting person (aka "just yourself") would be my recommendation.

>> No.3270703

>>3270665
Yea I always attach a dick picture.

>> No.3270715

>texting "hi"
>expecting an answer

try to stand out a little more next time, girls on tinder have 5 boring men texting them "hi" every day

>> No.3270734

>>3270703
this. always include dick pic and make sure your face is showing in it so she knows it you.

>> No.3270735

>>3270518
The fuck are those orangutans? Do you have no standards, my good man?

>> No.3270751

>>3270715
5 if they are ugly. Over 20 if they are attractive.

>> No.3270753
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3270753

>>3270518
Only 1. You can blast and cruise for years off that. Go to plebbit and order some gear.

>> No.3270765

Tinder is pathetic.

>> No.3270769

Is the number of you BTC written on your profile?

>> No.3270783

change "hi" to "sorry i was drunk"

>> No.3270824

>>3270783
Kek.
For real though, nothing beats scoring with bitchy annoying attention whoring sluts on tinder, and then insulting them, blocking, and fucking off the following day.

>> No.3270972

>>3270586
Don't forget the fedora

>> No.3270993

>>3270824
fucking socio

>> No.3270998

top kek how would biz even reply instead.

>> No.3271055

>>3270628
these girls are doing you a favor by not responding.
you should start by telling these dimes that you'll let them talk to you for xx BTC

>> No.3271096

>>3270518
Bro. If all you can come up with is "hi", you're better off using sexually explicit pickup lines. It's also easier to establish interest. They'll either get offended or they'll play along and fuck you.

Also, Chloe is the only fuckable one there.
>>3270753
RIP rich

>> No.3271115

>>3270518
HI :)

>> No.3271154

>>3270518
You could probably brown bag chloe but the others are just nope.

>> No.3271250

Hi :(

>> No.3271347

If Kelsies and stacies both reject me now. If I get rich off crypto who do I trust won't take my money and leave when they get bored ?

>> No.3271399

>>3270783
Do this OP, guaranteed replies

>> No.3271407

>>3270518
Hi :^)