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What's a good business idea to exploit lazy NEET's and capture the welfare market??

>> No.32255

>>32222
Like we'd tell you.

>> No.32280

>>32222
pay24chan

>> No.32331

>>32222
Importing Chinese Fedoras
Importing fake LINK cards

>> No.32348

>>32222
The 4chan pass.

>> No.32384

buy mlp plushies and sew vaginas into them.

>> No.32404
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32404

>>32222


dubs themed merchandise

>> No.32426

anime figures

>> No.32427

>>32222
>NEETs
Isn't the point that they don't have any money anyway?
How could you possibly exploit what doesn't exist?

>> No.32442

>>32427
>Isn't the point that they spend their parents money?

Fixed

>> No.32845
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32845

>>32222
>capture the welfare market??
I own a pawn shop, while it doesn't exactly pull in the NEET bucks, it does exploit the low income market.

>tfw pay 50 cents on the dollar for gift cards

>> No.32871

>>32427

Most NEETS in first world countries get neet/autism bux

>> No.32896

custom print plastic figures from their chinese animu

>> No.33158

>>32845
What's it like owning a pawn shop? Do you have to deal with break ins or druggies a lot?

>> No.33318
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33318

>>32222
Onaholes

>> No.33330

>>33318
nice

>> No.33365
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33365

>>33318
THE FUCK

>> No.33415
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33415

>>33318

>> No.33450

>>32222
NEET here, I'm pretty much unexploitable because my NEETdom has made me a master of frugality.

>> No.33548

>>33318
im out

>> No.33586

You can't cash in on NEETs. They will find a way to pirate everything even if it's a solid object.

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33598

>>33365
>>33415
>>33548
>normalfags

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33614

>>33598
OP your product needs to be pictures of cute bears doing cute bear things.

>> No.33632

>>33586
so all you have to do is run a solid object pirating business

>> No.33668

Selling Chinese cartoon subtitles.

>> No.34779

>>32384
Pretty much, I'm trying to get my GF into making sex toys so I can get her learning math/ chem. Anything related to sex isn't a bad idea

>> No.35724

>>33158
>break ins
No.
>druggies
Every fucking day. If you are an obvious druggie/thief/scumbag I will jew the fuck out of you. If you are a straight shooter I will do everything I can to make the pawn process as smooth as possible, and by that I mean cutting huge breaks on interest. If you are a straight shooter and are trying to sell me something outright, I will buy it at about 80% of what I think I can sell it for, if you are a piece of shit, 40-50%. I have done handshake deals with people on things I wasn't sure of and found lightning in a jug, called them up and paid them for 50% of the profit I made, not even kidding. I want to put criminals in jail, I want to do business with legit folks.

>> No.36548

>>32222
Why the fuck would anyone tell someone else their great idea?

>> No.36554

>>32222
cryptocurrencies

>> No.36571

provide $10 a month vpn service

>> No.36916

>>33318
the first time i yelped at reading a text

>> No.36997

>>33318
thanks jay pee

>> No.37303
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>>33318

>> No.37328

Lots of cheap anime/video game merchandise, especially of popular waifu figures.

>> No.37334

advertisements that circumvent adblock

>> No.37364

>>36997
That post was in the 90 millions in 2013. /jp/ is still only in the 10 millions now. It was probably an /a/ poster.

>> No.37370

>>37364
>what are crossboarders

i use /jp/ as a pejoritive to mean NEET clubhouse

>> No.37462

Sell companionship and/or education in the ways of love. For a fee, women will teach virgins how to navigate the female body, so they'll gain valuable experience and not embarrass themselves when it counts. But it's not sex, it's just touching, and it's purely educational. If you're lonely, they can just cuddle with you for a night and give you advice from a female perspective.

>> No.37503

>>37370
Well that's not very accurate since some /jp/ posters aren't NEET and a /jp/ poster typically wouldn't crossboard to /a/. In fact it would be the other way around with /a/ crossboarding to /jp/ while still mainly being an /a/ poster.

>> No.37525

>>37370
NEETs were run out of /jp/ during the /q/ epoch.

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37531

>>33318

>> No.37918

>>37525
you don't really believe that do you?

>> No.37976

>>33318
Ah that smell is so disgusting and erotic at same time. I havent bathed like 2 weeks. When I cum I dont wash or clean my dick too.Smell is powerfull that it sticks on my hand.

>> No.37979

Where are you from fellas?

http://strawpoll.me/1162519/

>> No.38353

>>36997

afaik I'm pretty sure I remember this from one of the loli/sadpanda threads on /a/

>> No.38561

>>32222

F2P videogames with huge premium prices.

>> No.38935

kikestarter

>> No.41497
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41497

>>33318
What the actual fuck

>> No.41515

>>33318
Those worms were like his babies, his offspring.