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3208033 No.3208033 [Reply] [Original]

Can I hide all my assets in crypto on coin base so that I am eligible for food stamps? I have 20k in the bank.

>> No.3208057

Why in the fuck would you keep them in coinbase? Buy a fucking hardware wallet.

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>> No.3208069

Interesting idea.

I need to look into this.

How great would it be to just put all the unemployment money into crypto each month and live off food stamps until January when market cap jumps to 1 trillion.

Then you can renounce your citizenship and move to Thailand.

>> No.3208089

>>3208033
Rofl

>> No.3208094

literally poured all my unemployment money into crypto earlier this year. feels good man

>> No.3208210

>>3208033

Probably.

The people who check your assets are probably minimum wage low-IQ social workers.

Better to hide it in a private wallet.

>> No.3208243

>>3208033
Yes
You'll be fucked if you get caught tho (fraud for lying on gov benefits forms) but that's not very likely.
Use a paper wallet. Put it in a safe. Put the safe in a safe deposit box in Switzerland.