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3129720 No.3129720 [Reply] [Original]

>the year is 2025
>go to coffee shop
>order a $2 capuccino
>"i'll pay in bitcoin"
>everyone laughs
>qt waiter is giggling
>"sure sir. that will be $10 because of fees"
>stare awkwardly at waiter for 10 minutes
>transaction complete
>everyone staring and laughing to themselves
>go to local corner store
>grab a pack of mentos
>"i'll pay in bitcoin"
>cashier girl bursts out in laughter
>"sorry sir you cant pay in bitcoin when it's $10m, mentos are outside of the decimal scale"
>pay $5 for mentos, plus fees
>cashier girl giggling as she mutters "have a nice day"
>go home
>look in the mirror
>admire my superior white skin
>"fuck that refugee coin"

>> No.3129738

if you have 10m worth of bitcoin, surely you can afford some poverty coins with fast confirmation times like digibyte.

>> No.3129765

>>3129720
>order a $2 cappucino
>"I'll use my bank card"
thank god for blockchain revolutionizing payments because payments were so difficult before

>> No.3129777

Always bet on LTC

>> No.3129822
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>>3129720
IOTA the future of cryptocurrency

>> No.3129823

>>3129720
excuse me! it's called ""Bcash""

>> No.3129842

>>3129738
Nowhere it says he has $10m worth of bitcoin, you illiterate retard.

Also, buy Bitbean.

>> No.3130006

>>3129720
fucking retard should've used litecoin

>> No.3130013

>>3129738
I have ~$5MM in Bitcoin. Ain't putting a dime in no shitcoin. Fast confirmation times are a meme to sell shitcoins to retards

>> No.3130024

>>3129720
You do understand that BTC is not supposed to be a form of payment? Some other currency will fill that job

>> No.3130027

>>3129720
>>the year is 2025
So close... Jensen.

>> No.3130061

Wait why were you able to pay 2 dollars for the coffee but had to pay 5 for the mentos?
The coffee is in the decimal scale so the most you should have had to pay for the mentos was 2 dollars. Assuming the mentos are still a dollar, you overpaid by 4 when all you had to do was overpay by 1.
Also why don't you carry any cash on you? Are you retarded?

>> No.3130123
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>>3130027
>tfw my crypto gains will allow me to afford state of the art med tech and augmentations.

>> No.3130135

>>3130024
Please enlighten us on the point of cryptocurrency that isn't used for payment.

>> No.3130147

>>3129765
>Bank
The whole point of making a jew-free currency with the jews having no power to premine is to give them back the power to do so right?

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>>3130123
>tfw too poor to afford XXL penis augmentation.