/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.3118208]

I never thought Id do this, but Ive fallen on rather tough times. But dont worry anon senpai I know the drill. Pic related
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Any kind btc or bitcoin cash donations are appreciated

[Anonymous No.3118223]

every day we stray further away from god's light

[Anonymous No.3118225]

>>3118208
isnt this the digiass? the hairiness seems familiar

[Anonymous No.3118231]

>>3118208
is this the new standard for this place now

[Anonymous No.3118236]

have some dignity

[Anonymous No.3118248]

lol

[Anonymous No.3118249]

The price has increased since the last thread this worked. It now costs Sharpie in pooper + dubs to get attention.

[Anonymous No.3118254]

>>3118225
dunno what that is but im assuming same boat but asking for digitbyte?

but no ive never done this before

[Anonymous No.3118267]

>>3118208
/mm/dd/yyyy

yanky doodle detected

[Anonymous No.3118268]

>>3118208
This board is doomed

[Anonymous No.3118276]

Is it in?
I'm not giving you a single sat if you're holding it with the cheeks.

[Anonymous No.3118285]

>>3118236
how does this even happen
>>3118276
looks like it's about 2/5 of the way in

[Anonymous No.3118317]

that's not even in your butt OP, you are just holding it with your giant flabby pathetic ass cheeks

[Anonymous No.3118389]

Thank you

[Anonymous No.3118392]

>>3118317
>>3118276
Its like two inches in? Idk also how tf would you just hold it there without in being inside

[Anonymous No.3118415]

>>31**judging intensifies**

[Anonymous No.3118423]

>>3118208
Ah! A fellow digimarine! I spare coin for all friends of mine!

[Anonymous No.3118439]

>>3118392
Doesn't seem conclusive enough. twist it around a bit just to make sure,

[Anonymous No.3118455]

>>3118439

Careful anon, he's going to enjoy it.

Once you've learned the pleasures of anal stimulation you can't go back. It's like fruit of the tree of knowledge.

[Anonymous No.3118459]

>>3118208
you give 1 address but beg for 2 coins

[Anonymous No.3118478]

>>3118459
no just whatever is more convienent. my wallet is based of a seed so they share the same one

[Anonymous No.3118506]

>>3118208
get lost poorcuck. nobody is going to give you coins. you're a drug addict.

[Anonymous No.3118531]

>>3118506
Drugs are degenerate
>Inb4 shoving sharpies in pooper is degenerate
Life is a bitch
>>3118455 Im much too afraid to do anything in case i tear something

[Anonymous No.3118536]

>>3118208
I'd consider giving some spare change for a cute ass, but your ass is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.3118587]

>>3118536
Not everyone is a chad

[Anonymous No.3118606]

>>3118455
This is no joke. It's practically the only way of cumming without touching.

[Anonymous No.3118618]

>>3118587
just shave you disgusting manchild

it's so fucking easy to take a razor to your ass cheeks while you're in the shower

[Anonymous No.3118621]

>>3118587
shave it at least
shave it clean and I'll send you .1 btc

[Anonymous No.3118626]

>>3118208
Fuck off you degenerate animal.

[Anonymous No.3118634]

>>3118208
everyday theres another one

[Anonymous No.3118652]

>>3118618
Why the fuck would I do that? Is there any practical reason to shave my ass?

>hurr durr ur a toddler u have hair eww whats that
>i like male pornstars they shave, thats a real man

[Anonymous No.3118654]

A shame you use a VPN for you transactions, was just about to call you out anon.
Pro tip - don't an actual in use btc address

[Anonymous No.3118666]

>>3118531

>in case i tear something

You won't. I mean, don't go stabbing a sharpie into your ass like a crack addict or anything, and don't let a horse mount you. You'll be fine.

Your ass is incredibly resilient. Think about the largest shits you've ever taken. Your ass handled those with ease. Stimulating your prostate with an 8" silicone dildo or even your fingers (just clip your nails) isn't going to cause any harm.

[Anonymous No.3118667]

>>3118208
>1K5dxt2FqoiK9L852WA8gYVJ242CQF9Yaw
Total received 2.30503823 BTC 6,462.80 USDt
Total spent 2.30503823 BTC 5,265.11 USDt
Total unspent (balance) 0.00000000 BTC 0.00 USDtoday

[Anonymous No.3118684]

>>3118667
You have a point? Its called financial difficulties for a reason, I had to sell everything
>>3118654
noted

[Anonymous No.3118691]

>>3118208
WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyGe8V8G9pM&t=1s

[Anonymous No.3118697]

>>3118208
hey guy, how's it going?
not sure where you're at (inb4: 'murica) but surely there must be a better way of earning bux other than sticking sharpies up your bum. i don't understand why you thought that this was a good idea unless you actually enjoy sodomizing yourself with daily objects or if you're doing it for the lulz.
i'm in ethiopia now, but here's how i made a living whilst i was in london.
>go to pokerology
>study how to play poker
>read up whatever you can on single table sit n' go once you're done with the basics
>put a few bux on paypal and transfer to donkeystars, or better yet, pkr (3d poker host, players are mostly old folks or fishes who play there for the 3d wow factor)
>disable 3d so as to not get distracted
>turn off chat
>buy in at a single table six player sng ($5 preferably)
>look up every one of them on the pkr website (search username)
>rate according to their rankings and adjust play accordingly
>use pic related as guide, it's a tight handed chart but it works best for a beginner
should take you about a week to start seeing profit. and as a final note, forget about cash games, or tournaments, just download and read up on 6 players max normal speed sit n' go and dominate. lest you become a jack of all trades, master of none.
yw, post pic of spread boipucci please.

[Anonymous No.3118708]

Bro you could shave your asshairs and sell them as hair extensions

[Anonymous No.3118728]

>>3118618
That's nothing.
[/pol/ gave this idiot almost one bitcoin for this btw]

[Anonymous No.3118731]

>>3118652

Actually yes. I know, I know. Doubt. Just hear me out though.

I started shaving my ass crack when I was working a shitty outdoor job in 100f+ weather. Why? Because every day I came home from work and no matter how much I showered I would get the swamp ass. Nothing really repulsive, but enough that the first thing I had to do was shower every day. No exceptions.

Cute girl wants to meet after work? Not a chance. You never, ever go to meet a cute girl unless you're ready for her to stick her face in your crotch and you don't want to be fucking sweaty and smelly for that.

So on a suggestion from /b/ or something I decided to shave my ass. Next day at work, I was immediately sold. My ass FELT better. I didn't smell when I got home. It took my skin about a week to get used to being shaved daily / every other day, but I haven't gone back since.

Makes wiping after a poo easier. Makes smelling good easier. Makes your ass more aesthetic (I didn't think there were "ass girls" out there, but it turns out there are. My ass gets a ton of attention now from my GF).

Just do it.

[Anonymous No.3118761]

>>3118731
faggot

[Anonymous No.3118778]

>>3118652
>feels refreshing
>your balls always feel aired out
>you don't literally shed
>much harder to get swampass since the sweat acts like sweat on the rest of your body
>you don't subject us to nasty ass pictures
>>3118666
also this
try a glass buttplug it'll warm you up and feels fucking 10/10

[Anonymous No.3118787]

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[Anonymous No.3118820]

>>3118761

Sounds like you're afraid anon.

Afraid you've been missing out on the glorious feeling of a clean shaven ass all these years.

It's not to late to get in. Smooth asses have been mooning for years, there's no end in sight.

>>3118778

>glass buttplug

A+. I've got a high polish stainless one, it's great for the same reasons.

[Anonymous No.3118860]

>>3118697
and, if you're not just bs and real looking to make money than you're better of looking outside the us. what you don't realize is that you've got something of value which is your skin/nationality. people in asia will gladly pay you a decent salary (by western standards) for teaching english at one of their many institutions. or, if you rather not leave, just post ads on craiglists for fake marriage.
>get paid 1/2 the amount
>get married with prenup
>bring a bitch to the states
>live together for a while until she gets naturalized
>get the rest of the amount
>divorce
>???
>win
>rinse & repeat for unlimited bux

>>3118778
>feels refreshing
feels weird
>your balls always feel aired out
not everyone wears spandex
>you don't literally shed
>much harder to get swampass since the sweat acts like sweat on the rest of your body
that's why you shower daily
>you don't subject us to nasty ass pictures
hairy ass is aesthetic, fuck your pedo standards
>>3118731
Makes wiping after a poo easier.
>not using baby wipes

>>3118820
>A+. I've got a high polish stainless one, it's great for the same reasons.
faggot.
>Smooth asses have been mooning for years, there's no end in sight.
post boipucci and let us be the judge

[Anonymous No.3118862]

>>3118728
Glad I'm not this hairy.

[Anonymous No.3118876]

>>3118652
So you don't get dried shit nuggets tangled in your hide you filthy ape.

[Anonymous No.3118907]

>>3118860
>not everyone wears spandex
i wear boxers
>that's why you shower daily
yeah because being forced to shower before work, after work and before sleep during the summer is efficient and good for your skin, right?
>>3118860
>hairy ass is aesthetic, fuck your pedo standards
noone on god's green earth likes hairy asses and (if) you have a GF she'd appreciate a clean shaven ass, trust me

[Anonymous No.3118936]

>>3118285
>how does this even happen

I think in that case he really did slip and fall
Probably off a large height or something and landed somewhere unfortunate

[Anonymous No.3118988]

>>3118860

>hairy ass is aesthetic

Scientifically inaccurate. Go look for hot ass pics. 99.9999% are hairless. There's a reason for that. "Hairy" is a shit tier sub-fetish on the same level as piss or feet.

>not using baby wipes

I use baby wipes too. It makes for the most glorious, smooth, refreshing shit & wipe you'll ever experience. You could eat right out of my ass crack after I take a shit.

>faggot.
>Implying maximizing your pleasure returns on the one bag you can't offload (your body) makes you a faggot.

I'll post my boipussy if enough people really want to see it on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.3119005]

>>3118988
post it /biz/ ass bro

[Anonymous No.3119115]

can girls get some love too?

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[Anonymous No.3119116]

>>3118907
>>3118988
>noone on god's green earth likes hairy asses
>"Hairy" is a shit tier sub-fetish on the same level as piss or feet.
I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a hairy guy as well that I'm a sucker for fellow otters. I'm aware that it might not be popular these days, but that's mostly because my generation is superficial and brainwashed into thinking that the nature of things are repulsive.

>>3118988
boipucci og gtfo >>>/out/
>>3119005
same goes for you. if there's ever a time to show off your shaved ass, it's now!

[Anonymous No.3119132]

>>3118988
>or feet.


don't talk shit about feet

[Anonymous No.3119151]

>>3118236
did he died?

[Anonymous No.3119183]

>>3119115
>roasty
>not even a timestamp

[Anonymous No.3119291]

>>3119115
>not in roygbiv order

[Anonymous No.3119336]

>>3118208
mods please ban the virtual hobo I'm sick of begging threads clogging up /biz/

[Anonymous No.3119364]

NOW GIB ME

[Anonymous No.3119388]

This anon too.
What say you digi bros

[Anonymous No.3119405]

>>3119364
Marker end in and uncapped retard

[Anonymous No.3119415]

>>3119364
>>3119388
sent ;)

[Anonymous No.3119647]

>>3118208

As you can see here, this specimen known as a "human" is shoving a writing utensil into its anus in the hopes of monetary gains through entertainment. Like-minded humans find this activity degrading and if one human finds this degradation more entertaining than the rest of the humans, there maybe a chance at monetary gain.

Rules have been put into place in order to receive a better chance at monetary gain, such as a "timestamp". Where the human must write, using the writing utensil that will be inserted into his or her anus, the date and time onto a writing surface that must be included in the picture.

Now there is still no guarantee of monetary gain, as these humans are interesting animals that don't usually sympathize with activities involving degrading one's self - unless of female origin. It is to be noted that being a female does up the chance of reaching monetary gain for such an activity, but that doesn't mean there still isn't a chance at monetary gain for this blistering faggot they call "OP".

We shall standby for more on this intriguing activity.

[Anonymous No.3119681]

>>3118439
It needs to be a webm to confirm authenticity

[Anonymous No.3119694]

Hey guys. Whale here. If someone sticks a sharpie in their pooper and then sucks on it for 10 seconds, I'll give you 0.2 BTC.

This all needs to be in the same shot. 5s in pooper, at least.

[Anonymous No.3119725]

>>3119681

Here we see one human suggesting a video in order to legitimize this degrading action even further.

We shall see what happens. Will the blistering faggot OP take a chance for monetary gains?

[Anonymous No.3119726]

>>3119116

Fine.

Here /biz/. Sorry about the shit quality pic, the office bathroom has terrible lighting. I've got better pics, but no timestamp so it wouldn't prove anything.

I literally couldn't find a sharpie in my office, but it'll have to do.

I did this mostly to prove that shaven asses are superior, but feel free to tip if you benefited from this glorious new knowledge and I'll use it to fund my moon mission, where glorious smooth asses will dominate the lunar economy.

>Send BTC
>1Lfx6B1gm2eHeBTTcFKpSW4dPEMhztaJTo

[Anonymous No.3119769]

0.0001000 DGB has been deposited.

[Anonymous No.3119785]

Good thread

[Anonymous No.3119788]

>>3119694

This just in! One human is requesting that a video be provided, but in exchange for said video OP has a chance at, what they call, bitcoins. Only 0.2 bitcoins, which is worth $826.80 in their usual "fiat currency" that's the standard across their world for purchasing goods and services.

Will OP take the chance? We'll keep you tuned.

[Anonymous No.3119844]

>>3119726
cute butt bro

[Anonymous No.3119851]

>>3119726

A shaved anus has been displayed for the rest of the humans to see. The poster is requesting BTC to be sent for their troubles. Will they receive such monetary gain? There is a limited chance due to two rules being violated. Poster has not included writing utensil in anus along with a valid timestamp.

Although that is a clean ass and still might have a shot at enticing one of the humans into giving over some monetary value.

Lets see what happens.

[Anonymous No.3119951]

>>3119844

Thanks bro.

>>3119851

I'm not playing anons .2BTC challenge. I'm proving a point. If he wants to pay me for sex acts he can do it the same way as everyone else, with tokens on chaturbate.

[Anonymous No.3119958]

>>3118208
Nice hairy butt desu

[Anonymous No.3120016]

>>3119647
>>3119725
>>3119788
>>3119851

Good narration, btw. Never a dull moment in the human zoo.

[Anonymous No.3120044]

>>3118267
>12/31/9999

month day year objectively makes more sense and is more aesthetically pleasing

[Anonymous No.3120055]

Go to r/btc, they have revived the tip bot

[Anonymous No.3120618]

Every one of you heathens has got to be fucking kidding me with this shit.

[Anonymous No.3120631]

>>3118223
LOL

[Anonymous No.3120645]

>>3120618
one of the stupidest charts in the pol repertoire

[Anonymous No.3120699]

How much do I need in crypto to get a hairy friend?

[Anonymous No.3120720]

>>3120645
t.low iq mongrel prone to violence

[Anonymous No.3120729]

>>3119769
kek

[Anonymous No.3120740]

>>3120720
t. echo chamber retard who doesn't understand how poverty impacts murder rates

[Anonymous No.3120766]

Shave your lower body and your ass. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.3120791]

>>3118455
Not really. I did anal when younger and stopped because fapping is better.

[Anonymous No.3121084]

>>3120791

>fapping is better

To each their own anon.

I maintain a healthy diet of both. I've only ever experienced the heavenly purity of the hands free anal orgasm once, if it was easier to achieve I'd probably fap less.

[Anonymous No.3121092]

>>3118285
2/5? That fucking log is coming out his back.

[Anonymous No.3121161]

>>3120740
t. echo chamber retard who doesn't understand how race impacts poverty rates

[Anonymous No.3121182]

>>3121161
t. echo chamber retard who doesn't understand that if you remove the most violent group of every other country as well Amerisharts would get knocked back to the top of the list
If you only counted my good games I'd be a grandmaster.

[Anonymous No.3121192]

I once got banned just for ironically posting in a begging thread.

Why the fuck hasn't this thread been deleted yet?

[Anonymous No.3121195]

>>3121182
>hurr durr durr
shut up nigger

[Anonymous No.3121209]

>>3121192

Mods like ass.

[Anonymous No.3121247]

>>3121195
typical

[Anonymous No.3121252]

>>3121247
>nonburger plugs
(You)

[Anonymous No.3121361]

>>3121247
those are 100% britbongs

[$4CHN:CXbaYoKVDWfyXPC4aJaw1KgT(...) No.3122031]

kek

[Anonymous No.3122053]

>>3121247
Lol we don't use those kinds of electrical plugs in America. Nice b8 though

[Anonymous No.3122462]

>>3118236
eyes on that nurse tho

[Anonymous No.3122572]

>>3121247
Realistically what would happen if it went in the water?

[Anonymous No.3122803]

>>3122572
It's a surge protector so it will protect them from the surge! Taking all the damage on itself like a valiant warrior.

[Anonymous No.3123287]

>>3118208
Good lord, Jesus. At least shave that ass to make it a bit more feminine, you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.3123602]

>>3118208
god dammit sheldon get a JOB

[Anonymous No.3123642]

>>3118621>>3118652

this

shave the asshole