/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.3111192]

How many BTC do I need to get a gf like this

[Anonymous No.3111209]

>>3111192
IQ above 150? Sub 120 IQ detected

[Anonymous No.3111226]

Probably gonna need to be fully invested in some shitcoin to get a girl like her

[Anonymous No.3111240]

>beyond genius (140-145) level IQ
>works on cars

[Anonymous No.3111241]

>minimum 60k

Like 12 btc my dude

[Anonymous No.3111247]

>women
>ever

[Anonymous No.3111267]

That profile has to be a joke.

[Anonymous No.3111271]

>>3111192
I too browse reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/6uec1s/18_yo_looking_for_her_dad_on_tinder_xpost_from/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

[Anonymous No.3111293]

>>3111267
Women in 2017 are shit. Even my gf, who I consider to be much less cunty than average, is still shit.

The picture is actually pretty mild by Tinder standards.

[Anonymous No.3111460]

>>3111267
I sure do hope so.
Or we have some double digit IQ slut who thinks she deserves better.
Anyways:
pic related

[Anonymous No.3111467]

>>3111192
>height above 5'3
REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.3111480]

>>3111240
Dunning-Kruger anon

[Anonymous No.3111787]

>>3111271
>browsing reddit
>unironically
lol

[Anonymous No.3111793]

>>3111271
fag

[Anonymous No.3111794]

>>3111192
>must be above 5'3


How will manlets even recover?

[Anonymous No.3111804]

>>3111794
Anything under 6'0" is manlet tier, so plenty of manlets have a chance with this fine young lady.

[Anonymous No.3111815]

1 million digibyte.

[Anonymous No.3111828]

>>3111192
What coin is best for IQ gains?

[Anonymous No.3111833]

>>3111192
>baby
nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.3111834]

>>3111828
Siacoin.

[Anonymous No.3111836]

>>3111828
NMR

[Anonymous No.3111840]

>>3111192
>must cook and clean
I assume she cannot do either of those, what a useless woman...

[Anonymous No.3111850]

>>3111192
>must be above 5'3
That's actually pretty generous.

[Anonymous No.3111856]

>>3111840
yeah that's fucking hilarious. the guy comes home from his 60k a year full time job to do some cooking and cleaning for his cuckqueen

[Anonymous No.3111938]

>>3111192
>must be straight

wow homophobic much

[Anonymous No.3112038]

>>3111787
>>3111793
Le secret 4chan club xD

[Anonymous No.3112100]

>>3111240
my iq is 138.... I work on cars... it's called a hobby, faggot.

[Anonymous No.3112115]

>>3111192
feminism was a mistake

we have to go back

[Decentraland No.3112126]

>>3112038
this

you fags need to get over yourselves, you're nothing special and you never have been.

[Anonymous No.3112139]

>>3111192
>18 years old with a child
>IQ above 150

Topkek, anything above 80 would be a lifetime achievement for her

[Anonymous No.3112142]

I would present myself as a neurosurgeon, fuck her and steal her tv when she sleeps.
Seems like easy prey desu

[mildrage No.3112157]

>>3112100
I think the guys above 145 are over the whole idea of hobby. It's too low of a concept to even entertain.
btw. you can recognize them by similiar blockfolio to mine.

[Anonymous No.3112347]

>>3111192
>being in the 50%ile, probably below
>only dating people in the 99.99%ile

th-thats not how supply and demand works r-right biz

[Anonymous No.3112355]

>>3111192
You dont need bitcoins, you simply need to wear one of these.

[Anonymous No.3112356]

>>3111192
oh fuck, I nearly died reading this

I shouldn't browse biz with half a lung of ganj

[Anonymous No.3112368]

>>3111240
140 iq and I work on my truck. If i had the interest in fixing other peoples shit for money I would work on cars, you would make more being a mechanic than trading coins.

[Anonymous No.3112394]

>>3112100

He said 140-145. Are you sure you're even 138?

[Anonymous No.3112407]

>>3112368
>you would make more being a mechanic than trading coins.
But would you make more money than a Canadian plumber?
I guess she'd totally go for a Canadian plumber.

[Anonymous No.3112417]

>>3112407
I live in a small town of less than 5k people. There are a few mechanics in town but the best one which has been around for decades, pulls in around 3 million a year. You also have to be pretty smart to be a good mechanic. Any dipshit can change a tire and fuck a soccer mom out of blinker fluid replacement and they do not last.

[Anonymous No.3112508]

>>3111192
is that a niglet?

[Anonymous No.3112627]

Lots of iq rp going on lmao

[Anonymous No.3112646]

>>3111828
Einsteinium, obviously

[Anonymous No.3112652]

>>3112627
Well, she didn't list a requisite dick size, so we had to pick the next best thing.

>t. 6.7" length and girth

[Anonymous No.3112660]

>>3112394
That's what Facebook told me

[Anonymous No.3112667]

>>3112126
>>3112038

Everything I've ever learned in my life that was worth learning, I learned in some redpill cult community. Every 4chan board fits the bill, and so do plenty of reddit subs. Unsubscribe from all the major subs and reddit is filled with redpilled conspiracy haven subs.

[Anonymous No.3112716]

>>3111192
about 3 fiddy

[Anonymous No.3112727]

>>3111794
That's an 'in' for manlets faggot.
Sub 6 foot is manlet tier these days

[Anonymous No.3112745]

>>3111267

The sad thing is she gets at least 20 matches a day anyways. If you use these apps you are below beta begging for the scraps better men left behind.

[Anonymous No.3112778]

>>3112745
maybe you're just ugly?

[Anonymous No.3112786]

>>3112745
Might be different in the US (though I suppose it has to do with tinders sorting algorithm, meaning that if you are judged as a shitty date by tinder, you'll only get to see shitty dates…), but here in eurocuckland, you can find quite a lot of decent girls on tinder (and a lot of shit too. Entitled fatties (though nowhere near as planetary as in the US), spoiled brats looking for a sugardaddy and girls who only want to boost their ego). You just have to learn how to play this game.

But to keep it /biz/ related:
How do tinders financials actually look like? Back when I was using it, there where almost no ads and a premium account did not make sense at all. Not only was it overprized, it literally did not offer you anything that would have been of any use to get laid or find love faster or easier than for free.

[Anonymous No.3112821]

>>3112786

>thats only in America haha

[Anonymous No.3112834]

I would never want a gf that uses a hookup app.

[Anonymous No.3112868]

>>3111840
It's 2017. The guy is supposed to do everything while they father Chad's baby.

Just playing. That profile is definitely fake and even if it wasn't, who care? Plenty of women out there that don't use, or want to use, tinder.

[Anonymous No.3112871]

>>3112821
Yeah, I'm obsessed, haha

>>3112834
why not? Plus, a lot of girls believe tinders new marketing, that they are NOT a hookup app and will react fittingly, if you treat it as such.

[Anonymous No.3112975]

>>3112786

Who wrote this retardation? This is how I used to write to girls when I was 14.

[Anonymous No.3113006]

>>3112975
>Who wrote this retardation?
Thanks :D
Was catfishing as a 100% Chad, trying to see how far I could go until I got them to leave ship. Turns out pretty far…

[Anonymous No.3113484]

>>3113006
>>3112786
>ywn be this alpha
WAKE ME UP

[Anonymous No.3113547]

>>3113484
For (you)

[Anonymous No.3113556]

>>3113547
But seriously, though, if you look remotely attractive and are up for it, some thirsty oldies should be an easy lay. Can someone please post that /fit/ screencap where the dude bangs the old lady and does not enjoy it, and then does get called out for it by his real life brother who is also on fit?

[Anonymous No.3113609]

>>3113006
Man you must be a poor fag for writing this shit to a woman

[Anonymous No.3113620]

>>3113547
Nice one. Fast and efficient

[Anonymous No.3113676]

>>3112142
Just her tv?
>not ebaying a full moving truck of her stuff while she thought I was preparing a special meal for her
pls get on my level

[Anonymous No.3113793]

>>3111267

The profile is not the joke.

Women are.

[Anonymous No.3113888]

>>3113793
I hate this timeline.

[Anonymous No.3113917]

>>3113888
They are just modern day prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.3113940]

yeah your gonna need bcc

[Anonymous No.3113942]

>>3113917
Who don't even fuck.
I'm starting to see the attraction to ladyboys.

[Anonymous No.3113956]

>>3113793
lmao

[Anonymous No.3113985]

I love girls like that, rather, I love trolling and them subsequently crushing them. I send proof that I reach all of her requirements, even entertain the idea a little, then, I drop the stupid bitch and let her know her place. How can a woman like you possibly think that you have any worth to a man like me? I wouldn't even fuck you.

It's hilarious. How they think you're stupid enough to fall for them, so they show interest, then when you drop them, they bitch, complain and call you all the names under the sun.

Who's salty now you fucking rodent?

[Anonymous No.3113996]

>>3111293
>tfw conservative values 1st generation westernized qt asian gf

truly a rare find in today's dating market

[Anonymous No.3114004]

If a girl is posting all those requirements she better have bigger tits than those flapjacks

[Anonymous No.3114014]

>>3113942
Faggot.
>>3113985
Top lad right here, but no need to waste your time with lesser lifeforms.

[Anonymous No.3114015]

>>3112786
>>3112786
>:DDDDDD

[Anonymous No.3114018]

>>3113940
more like bbc

[Anonymous No.3114060]

>>3113793
*tip

[Anonymous No.3114099]

>>3113985
>I wouldn't even fuck you.
But then, why even bother?
It's much funnier, when they realize that they just have been played.

[Anonymous No.3114129]

>>3111192
Short girlfriend coin, it's an obvious pump and dump, sell now!

[Anonymous No.3114130]

>>3114099
It's not like I do it daily, I do it every now and then for shits and giggles. Mainly it's the reaction when they realize how stupid I've made them look, then I'll say something sarcastic and block then, which further enrages them since they can't tell me how much of a dick I am ;)

[Anonymous No.3114135]

>>3111192
>must be straight
fug

[Anonymous No.3114161]

>>3114130
I see. But still, a vagina is a vagina, and some of them are quite hot (if you just go by appearance)

[Anonymous No.3114162]

>>3113985
You're actually being a great wingman because Beta Brad has been on the sidelines for months and she rebounds to him to get her validation back.

[Anonymous No.3114203]

>>3114161
Yeah, so? There is a lot of vaginas out there. He doesn't have to settle for some stuck up whore.

[Anonymous No.3114216]

>>3111192
So if you buy her shes come with a baby bonus that you'll be able to raise as your son?

[Anonymous No.3114222]

>>3114203
where did I talk about settling?
I'm talking about P&D, to make his whole game even funnier, and to make his dick happy.

[Anonymous No.3114232]

>>3113985

>How can a woman like you possibly think that you have any worth to a man like me?

T. spent his whole life filled with negative feelings towards people he claimed were not worth his time

[Anonymous No.3114234]

>occupation: stay at home mommy

who else gets into a rage when they see this on tinder?

[Anonymous No.3114246]

>>3113793
>I fucked like 60 guys
>I don't fuck around

[Anonymous No.3114257]

>>3114234
>who else gets into a rage when they see this on tinder?

My wife is a stay home mommy. What's the problem?

t. real macho.

[Anonymous No.3114264]

>>3114222
That's still settling. He can pump and dump hotter chicks with less baggage.

[Anonymous No.3114277]

>>3111192
>implying this brat knows what 150 IQ really means

[Anonymous No.3114288]

If her age was 30 she'd BEG for you.

[Anonymous No.3114290]

>>3114257
Because it's on tinder, dumbass. Your stay at home mommy is your wife who is raising your kids. Tinderslut is advertising the fact that she's a dumb worthless slut who couldn't even get her baby daddy to stick around.

[Anonymous No.3114333]

>>3112157
nice jewfolio brah

[Anonymous No.3114345]

>>3114161
Yes, vagina is vagina. As someone else stated, I don't need to "settle" for average, even in terms of just a fuck, when I can, with less effort, get at the least an 8+ at the push of a button from my phone. Like anything, why settle and pay less for a generic, knock off brand, when you can pay more and get what you want?

[Anonymous No.3114346]

Here's my advice to you - to get any kind of girlfriend, you need to let go of your Bitcoins! No girl (and I say this from experience) wants to date a nerd/loser.

[Anonymous No.3114363]

>>3114232
You know what, anon? That's actually 100% true. But at the same time, it's served me well and got me to this point, so I'm happy. Why would I waste my own time making small talk with someone of know benefit to me?

[Anonymous No.3114389]

>>3114363
and yes, that was a type before I get slapped by the grammar/spelling police out there (whatever they go by these days)

[Anonymous No.3114396]

>>3114345
I see. If you get plenty of 8+, I can see your point.
But still…
Maybe I just have a humiliation fetish.

[Anonymous No.3114404]

>>3114389
>Coolguy McCoolster cares about some animelord nitpicking his spelling

Rly made me think.

[Anonymous No.3114410]

>>3111192
What about this gal?

[Anonymous No.3114429]

>>3114410
She looks like if Woody from Toy Story became a trap.

[Anonymous No.3114454]

I'm already immune, but for anyone who isn't, here you go.

[Anonymous No.3114462]

>>3111192
You need 3 BTC to buy her. But since she has a baby she sells at a discount for 1.5 BTC.

If she had a black baby, her price would be 0.2 BTC.

[Anonymous No.3114473]

>>3114410
2 BTC.

[Anonymous No.3114506]

>>3114410
WTF is she even talking about with this immunities?
>reply to this post
>in a tinder bio
WTF?
Is this a joke I'm not getting, or is now every text on a screen a post, just as every program, application, setting, script, and website is an app?

[Anonymous No.3114514]

>>3114454
Low IQ poster detected

[Anonymous No.3114518]

[Anonymous No.3114524]

>>3111192
This roastie is not too smart herself, anyone satisfying IQ 150 (or even 100) criteria would take one look at the photo and close the tab. Unless you're philosophically predisposed to being a cuk of course

[Anonymous No.3114528]

>>3111192
>IQ above 150
>work on cars
Uh...

[Anonymous No.3114537]

>tfw 26 and still virgin

[Anonymous No.3114540]

>>3114514
Immunity cat NEVER leaves you. Immunity cat will always be at your side.

[Anonymous No.3114553]

>>3114524
A man who wished to be a little girl once said that cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish.

[Anonymous No.3114604]

How old are you guys? I'm willing to bet my $500,000000 that you will be single forever.

[Anonymous No.3114605]

>>3114518
>this dick ain't free

[Anonymous No.3114621]

>>3114454
what a joke... this is why the world is full of idiots.
Saved though, I might be one of them

[Anonymous No.3114988]

>>3114518
WTF am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.3115004]

>>3114988
Mental illness

[Anonymous No.3115017]

>>3114988
desiple of slaanesh

[Anonymous No.3115045]

>>3114410
dumb

[Anonymous No.3115052]

>>3111192
>my man must do everything/must be perfect
>me? I'm a woman I don't need to do anything.
I fucking hate this world so much.

[Anonymous No.3115071]

>>3115052
worst thing is that someone might mistake womanchild attitude with confidence and actually get stuck with her

[Anonymous No.3115079]

>>3115017
Who ever made ths needs to be arrested for hate speech because I dont see Attack Helicopter on there.

[Anonymous No.3115098]

>>3115079
Third row from bottom, first from left

[Anonymous No.3115152]

>>3112157
>I think the guys above 145 are over the whole idea of hobby. It's too low of a concept to even entertain.

[Anonymous No.3115157]

>>3115098
>All attack Helicopters are black.

Whoever made this chart needs to be arrested for stereotyping Attack Helicopters.

[Anonymous No.3115198]

>>3111209
>IQ above 150
since when do grills like autistic shitposting basedwelling neets?

[Anonymous No.3115206]

>>3115017
>not being a transnigger nurglite

shiggy

[Anonymous No.3115227]

>>3111192
what a fucking dumb roastie whore

[Anonymous No.3115318]

>>3114537
How does that happen?

[Anonymous No.3115663]

>>3114410
wasd

[Anonymous No.3116336]

>>3112038
>>3112126
Never claimed to be special nor did I ever imply 4chan is a "secret club". Reddit is still a cancerous shithole. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.3116426]

>must be above 5'3
do men under 5'3 even exist besides dwarfs?
>IQ of 150 or above
that's literally less than 0.1% of the population.

[Anonymous No.3116531]

>>3111938
I'm literally shaking rn.

[Anonymous No.3116632]

>>3113985
Fellow /fit/izen spotted

[Anonymous No.3116652]

>>3113793
Gotta love Dirty Jerzy whores

[Anonymous No.3116660]

>>3111192
>lists demands without stating what she brings to the table
>single mother
>no tits, especially for post pregnancy
>vagina already been through childbirth
>can't even see her face in pic

How desperate are you op?

[Anonymous No.3116669]

>>3111828
IQnomy

[Anonymous No.3116670]

>>3116660
Oh and to answer op's question, a total of 1 sat.

[Anonymous No.3116720]

>>3113006
THE ADVENTURES OF CATFISHMAN.

[Anonymous No.3116782]

>>3114346
And who cares about women?
Are you fags really that scared to be alone in your youth.

[Anonymous No.3116813]

Lol you need BCH

[Anonymous No.3116911]

>>3113793
Morris county fag?

How many nj anons use biz?

[Anonymous No.3117397]

>>3111850

Not generous enough for me

[Anonymous No.3117518]

>>3113996
>asian
swing and a miss