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ITT We pretend to be normies Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:27:11 2017 No.3054735 [Reply] [Original]

>Hey lets all go shopping later!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:28:17 2017 No.3054745 >Hey guys, did you hear about this thing called Bitcoin? >It's going up by over 9000% and it's really easy to buy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:28:24 2017 No.3054748 Don't do this to me. I come here to get away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:28:41 2017 No.3054751 so i leased my 2nd bmw yesterday

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:29:09 2017 No.3054755 >>3054748 Fuck off to r9k

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:29:10 2017 No.3054754 >>3054735 quit dicking around and get into Monaco, it's preparing to moon right now, did another %25 these last two hours >>3054034

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:29:25 2017 No.3054758 hey lets all post on /biz/

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:29:33 2017 No.3054760 >>3054735 >Hey let's buy bitcoin. I heard it went to 4100. >wtf why is it at 3999 now? >I went all in and now it's at 3980 >FUCK IT I'LL PANIC SELL THIS SHIT >causes a market crash

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:29:48 2017 No.3054764 Just dip into your 401k if you need some cash! You pay it back to yourself!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:29:50 2017 No.3054765 You guys investing in Snap?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:30:17 2017 No.3054773 >>3054755 What's that?

Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:30:18 2017 No.3054774

>>3054745

>Bitcoin was so early August..
>Haven't you heard about the altcoins?
>Some of these have these things called ICO or initial coin offerings. You just have to give them your email address and you can buy the coins straight from them!
>We can make a lot of money from this!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:30:30 2017 No.3054776 Cool watch! Is that an iWatch 2?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:30:50 2017 No.3054782 look at that creep anon in the corner over there he thinks he's gonna be rich from trading shitcoins but he'll end up being a FA wagecel forever

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:33:12 2017 No.3054798 im really happy i dont get irrationally angry at anything i have a social life, women find my humour and attitude attractive

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:33:59 2017 No.3054805 >>3054735 >Hey, Can we stop at Target? I saw they had some great deals this week, my dorm could use some fresh linens and a new wastebasket

Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:38:51 2017 No.3054837

How do you do fellow kids? So weird question: who here hates the central banks? anyone? yes the people who give student loans.. oh really?.. well what about the federal government?... you dont mind paying interest? hmm alright I was going to tell you about an alternative called cryptocu-.. ok nevermind no worries ill see you around

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:40:16 2017 No.3054850 >>3054735 Yea totally I need to pick up some new clothes from H&M or Zara its been about 3 weeks which is in accordance to the average new inventory turnover for fast fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:46:09 2017 No.3054873 I am not paranoid. I don't get angry at everything. I am mentally and emotionally stable. I can make eye contact when talking with people. I can trust people. I am able to support myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:48:05 2017 No.3054883 >If I just save half my money for the next 30 years I can retire before I turn 50!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:48:24 2017 No.3054885 > I had sex last night with my loving girlfriend and fell asleep with her in my arms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:49:55 2017 No.3054899 >>3054735 > i value a woman's opinion

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:49:56 2017 No.3054900 >>3054850 >>3054805 >>3054776 So much this. So basicaly are normies the fuel that makes rich people richer?

Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:51:20 2017 No.3054910
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>Hey folks I hope you all did well on your mid-terms, we're all learning so much!
>let's plan our next road trip
>this is going to be so much fun :D :D :D
>even though you failed statistics Ayeesha, you can still come, we are inclusive and proud!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:54:29 2017 No.3054930 >>3054745 >Wait, can't someone just create more coins with their computer? I don't trust bitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:55:49 2017 No.3054938 Did you see Colbert last night? HHAHAHAHA DRUMF HAHAHAHA DRUMF HAHAHHA DRUMF HAHHAHA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:57:18 2017 No.3054946 You faggots are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:01:38 2017 No.3054976 >>3054735 hey guys, did you hear the news about a hacker leaking the new game of thrones episode? cant believe it! Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:03:23 2017 No.3054990 >>3054885 DELETE THIS NOW

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:03:29 2017 No.3054991
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>>3054735
>Haha anonnnnnn, you haven't heard of the new coconut milk double caramel machiatto from Starbucks? Oh my GOD you ---haveeeee--- to try it, it's like, seriously, the best thing E-VURR! :)
>Let's go get some! :)
>What?
>You don't want one?
>Yeah it's just $4 !!! :)
>What? What do you mean? Value? You want a good value for your money?
>Anonnn
>Well okay actually I think one of my friends wanted to hang today so I'll see you around anon! Nice talking to you!
>*picks up phone*
>Hey Chad! What's up :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:06:07 2017 No.3055009 I wish I have 3 jobs! I need to pay up my video game collection, my bmw and that avocado toast after I drink my daily Starbucks latte! Everyone is a ok!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:22:30 2017 No.3055138 File: 283 KB, 2048x1360, belgrade-clubbing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey lets all go clubbing tonight! >Proceeds to waste 100$ on shots and beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:30:04 2017 No.3055183 >"I heard that bitcoin is a hacker scam, they're going to steal all your money anon"

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:30:41 2017 No.3055188
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>>3054735
I'm so ASHAMED to be a White Man in Trumpmerica! And Now we are going to war with NK too. Fuck man can't we just like watch the game over some beers and hug each other???

Anyway, so I bought this thing called Ehterum. It's kinda like Bytecoin but better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:33:10 2017 No.3055206 >>3054735 >hey lets go to Outside Lands and burn $1000 in a weekend >I didn't know you had that much in cash, Stacy >It's whatever, that's why I have a credit card hehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:34:47 2017 No.3055213 >>3055206 Tfw you could have literally 5x-10x that over the weekend by simply buying an alt-coin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:37:05 2017 No.3055226 >Oh Bitcoin? Yea I've heard of it. I just bought a shit ton actually. >Cool. I'm signing up for Coinbase on my phone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:39:29 2017 No.3055250 File: 164 KB, 1900x2650, 1502585013698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Let's have sex with our girlfriends

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:40:32 2017 No.3055256 >I trade btc with fiat

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:42:55 2017 No.3055267 Normie is a word used by drunks and junkies to describe people who don't get addicted. You're not special no matter how much you try to separate yourself from everyone else. The teenage years are rough but I promise things get easier. Take care guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:44:44 2017 No.3055273 >>3055267 youre retarded if you think there are addicts or drunks on biz addiction is incompatible with saving and investment

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:46:41 2017 No.3055282 >>3055273 /biz/ is incompatible with saving and investment too. Half this board is unemployed according to a poll a year ago. Im guessing the crypto boom hasn't helped that statistic.

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:47:25 2017 No.3055285

>>>3054938

>Yah mate. Did you see Rick and Morty. Its such a funny show but actually really deep and has a complex plot too.

>Oh man I got so fucked up over the weekend it was so epic.

>Man I knocked up some slut I met on Tinder this weekend.

>Hey look at that guy, looks like an alt-right Nazi lets kick his ass.

>Yah mate lets make racists scared again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:49:30 2017 No.3055303 File: 17 KB, 480x336, 1485795530483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3055273 That can't be true because you're clearly fucking high

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:50:22 2017 No.3055308
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>friend builds first computer with 1080ti
>tell him to mine ethereum on it
"wtf are you making me download anon is this a virus bro"
>doesn't bother to mine at all because it would make his gpu 'overheat and catch on fire'
This was in april btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:55:19 2017 No.3055338 >Ethereum? >Shut the fuck up Tad, I don't play nintendo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:59:09 2017 No.3055363 Crypto currency? Isn't that just the world's largest digital pyramid scheme?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:59:38 2017 No.3055367 >>3055273 Im a drubk crypto trader. The booze keeps these hands strong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:00:54 2017 No.3055375 >>3055285 >Hey, that nazi is driving a car, get him! >Oh shit, he's backing up! >Heather, do a barrel roll!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:01:51 2017 No.3055382 >>3054900 Yes. Did you ever wonder why most normies are drowning in debt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:02:20 2017 No.3055386 >I stick with Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum. I don't fuck with pump and dump altcoins

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:05:46 2017 No.3055415 >>3055267 t. normie

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:07:00 2017 No.3055423 >>3055375 >DRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPH!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:15:22 2017 No.3055480 >>3055273 you missed his point

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:20:04 2017 No.3055507 >>3055308 Kekd

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:21:54 2017 No.3055516 I just traded in my old iPhone for a new iPhone for FREE! All I had to do was sign a two-year contract with Verizon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:31:16 2017 No.3055576 >>3054938 Normies =/= liberals Especially in based Texas

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:39:20 2017 No.3055612 >>3055576 Fine. >Anyone talking about racial identity isn't American. We all bleed red, we all vote and we're all loved by Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:32:34 2017 No.3055936 >Oh my god I hate people I'm so depressed I just want to die :((( >Just a sec my boyfriend is calling its probably about the trip we're going on with our friends this weekend hehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:40:51 2017 No.3055989 >>3054946 Hi norman. Did you got lost in your way to reddit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:49:08 2017 No.3056062 >I just bought an expensive watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:53:33 2017 No.3056095 >>3054760 more like: >I bought some Bitcoin on coinbase >Why are all the charts saying it went down >better sell again, before everyone on coinbase does

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:31:56 2017 No.3056334 >>3054735 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:03:53 2017 No.3056521 >I'm the goodest goy, I have a savings account, saving is good. >one day I'll pay down my credit cards. >I love giving the bank the use of my money so they can lend it back to me at 30%

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