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The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $28,000 to acquire 1k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>municipal marmalade
>jonny rims horses

>> No.30442421

>>30441809
>You Should Run Your Startup Like a Cult. Here's How
No company has a culture; every company is a culture. A startup is a team of people on a mission, and a good culture is just what that looks like on the inside. The first team that I built has become known in Silicon Valley as the “PayPal Mafia” because so many of my former colleagues, including Elon Musk, Reid Hoffman, and David Sacks, have gone on to help each other start and invest in successful tech companies.

>> No.30443088

>>30441809

1) most of link's tech is from professional council

2) skepticism is actually encouraged to suprress price for as long as possible so we can buy cheap

3) portnoy is criticized in general for selling crypto, as most people were/are

4) link team actively embraces the outside world, they have the best marketing machine in crypto with new partnerships basically every day

5) the make-it stack and suicide stack memes are not shaming, they are just ironic memes

6) sergey is not above the law in any way, his company is registered in the US

7) one shitposting copypasta doesnt mean all link holders are delusional expecting 10,000%+ moon missions "tonight"

8) niggers women gays and normie politicians use link, there is no elitism at all

9) we know exactly where those funds are going and why (to fund the project/hires/grants)

10) take your meds, schizo

>> No.30443145

>>30441809
One Surefire Sign That You Hold Something Of Value
>some faggot writes a 10 point list about an asset he doesn't hold
> on the business and finance section of a mongolian basket weaving form
>s and h, it goes in all fields

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its over.

>> No.30443271

>>30441809
The cult of ADA is far FAR worse and delusional. Know why? ADA has NO product yet the the cult members worship every word Hoskins says... Proof: Hoskins thought he was channeling Elon Musk when Elon tweeted a picture of the mysterious fork in the road! Hoskins literally tried to fool his low IQ cult into thinking the fork in the road was connected to the Cardano fork there by meaning Elon was going to invest in vapor ware ADA. This is the level of stupidity that retardano falls too... banono cucks, on suicide watch by end of August. That shit coin is going no where.

>> No.30443754

>>30443088
>6) sergey is not above the law in any way, his company is registered in the US
Checked, but this is where you're showing that you're a nufag. "His" company is registered in the Cayman Islands. The ICO did not have geo blocking or tracking barring US citizen from participating.