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I just had my first non-fast food meal in well over 2 years. It was a a prosciutto and mozzarella sandwich. Anyway long story short for some reason my body isn't reacting well and i'm currently dying on the toilet. Anybody know why my intestines are being destroyed? was i tricked

>> No.30439762

Your body is now trained to reject garbage. Congrats

>> No.30439772

>>30439712
That's normal, give it a week and you'll be fine. Your body is just reacting to you not putting literal garbage in it.

>> No.30439773

>pic
I think I have to fucking puke

>> No.30439859

You don't eat prosciutto sandwhiches you fucking retard

>> No.30439887

>>30439859
why not? I did it

>> No.30439898

>>30439773
>>30439712
>>30439762
>>30439772

Do burgermutts do this?

Is this a literal servicing size in Lardmerica? Theirs enough cholesteroll, sodium and fat in this pic for a week

Let me guess, you washed it down with a diet coke

>> No.30440047

>>30439898
Yea man, that looks like a nice lunch. Just needs a soda and a bag of chips.

>> No.30440134

>>30439712
>just had my first non-fast food meal
>prosciutto and mozzarella sandwich.
you people are hopeless
ugly too

>> No.30440144

>>30439898
i lost like 40 lbs eating shit like that at subway every day for a year. the trick is you only eat one footlong a day and dont drink any calories

>> No.30440151
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>>30439712
Drink some water. You ate a lot of salt and dairy and you probably don't get real full fat dairy very often. Drink more milk and less sugar water.

>> No.30440217

>>30439712
what else was on the fucking sadwich and how do you know it wasn't all the other shit food you ate in the last 24-48 hours causing this reaction?

>> No.30440250
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>>30439898
literally a regular sandwich you fucking sperg

>> No.30440317

>>30440047

In Europe this is 3 meals

Americans are fat pieces of garbage

>> No.30440387
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>>30440250
burgermutts will probably defend this.

this is a like snack for them between meals

>> No.30440399

>>30439898
That's a fairly small amount of food for the average sized person, I'd say?

>> No.30440439

>>30440399

Depends...it appears your "average size" american is like 250lbs and 5'4

>> No.30440466

>>30439712
Nah its normal. Your body isnt used to it. I used to eat fast food every day (would literally eat 9 pieces of kfc in one sitting) but i had to cut it all cold turkey because my choelsterol was absolutely fucked. Anyway after 3 months of healthy eating i had kfc and couldnt finish a single burger meal without feeling like shit. Its amazing how much shit is in that but you dont realize because its 'normal' to your body after eating it so much. Just keep it up OP. Your future 30year old self will thank you from all the heart attacks youll be avoiding. Trust me.

>> No.30440468

>>30439898
>being this much of a pussy
holy fuck how are you alive? kek

>> No.30440496

>>30439712
go buy pro-biotic yogurt you stupid faggot. its going to take you weeks to detox. take a healthy dose of some magic mushrooms to reprogram your body.

>> No.30440542

>>30440468

Why do you put poussin in your body?

>> No.30440577

>>30440317
Americans aren't fat. Europeans are skinny femboys.

>> No.30440592
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30440592

>>30440387
That's a motherfucking Baconator. I recognize the foil wrapping. Love me some motherfucking Wendy's, shit slaps.

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>>30439712
>prosciutto sandwich

That's retarded. Go watch cooking videos on YouTube since you're stuck on the can

>> No.30440633

Eat a fucking salad

>> No.30440649

>>30439898
>people still think cholesterol fat and sodium are bad
Lmao

>> No.30440679

>>30440649
yuros are cucked by the diet jew

>> No.30440690

>>30440439
The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

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>>30440387
You talk all trash but at the end of the day every single one of your countries imports our mcdonalds. You don't need to hide the way you sneak off when you think nobody's looking to order cheesburgers. It's okay anon. We already know.

>> No.30440720

>>30440387
There's a huge difference between that and the sandwich in the OP. The top you could get in Europe or any developed country and nobody would find it slovenly. You are just a sperg.

>> No.30440766

>>30440592
Its actually sort of knock off. Checkers "Baconzilla"

Get this...

2 x 1/3lb patties
Ice cream scoop of mayo and ketchup
4 Strips of Bacon
"Melty cheese sauce"
on the first patty

Then "american cheese" below

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>>30439712
Ive never eaten a slab of mozzarella like that on a sandwich, but now I kinda wanna try it.

>> No.30440885

>>30440317
>In Europe this is 3 meals
Not everyone in Europe has a <20 BMI

>> No.30440891

>>30439898
And this is his ‘healthy alternative’ to fast food... mutts deserve their lack of healthcare

>> No.30440997
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30440997

Remember $5 foot longs?
I went to Subway the other day and its now $6 for 6-inch. WTF!
140% inflation in less than 10 years

>> No.30441022

>>30439712
that looks amazing. prosciutto, mozzarella, tomato, never seen anything like that, what is it?

>>30439898
>t. 120 lbs manlet

>>30440387
that shit looks delicious and you're a faggot

>> No.30441026

>>30440144
>40lbs in a year
Have you not seen a /fast/ general? 100#s in a year is very doable.

>> No.30441075

>>30439712
It's time to take the oatspill anon. Henceforth you shall eat only from $3 cylinders of oatmeal with your choice of seeds for daily nutrients. Never again will you shit anything other than bricks.

>> No.30441170

>>30439712
niqqa you are an actual meme. let your body adapt and learn to cook

>> No.30441216

>>30439712
Go make some oatmeal and eat a banana with it.

>> No.30441222

>>30439712
Go buy some probiotics faggot.

>> No.30441260

>>30439712
looks tasty as fuck just drink a bunch of water bro you'll be fine. if dairy makes you depressed you might have low tolerance to caseine

>> No.30441276

>>30439898
I bet you're British. I bet you didn't know white people in America are less fat than white people in Britain and the statistics are skewed primarily because 99.3% of black women over 30 are morbidly obese.

>> No.30441309

>>30441022
its an italian sub

>> No.30441423

>>30439898
99% chance you have a disgusting looking penis and your teeth are fucked up.

>> No.30441438

>>30441026
yea i got lazy tho and i wasnt that fat to begin with. i drank diet mt dews the whole time too instead of water

>> No.30441529

>>30439898
>post a picture
>OMG DO THESE HECKIN AMERICANS REALLY

>> No.30441553

>>30439712
Just cook your own shit
Literally, take shit, put it on a pan with some olive oil and seal it. Then put it in the oven for 30 min with some urine.

>> No.30441821

>>30440700
you even been to mc outside of us? not only it's shit, it's also expensive, not worth it all when for the same price you can get actual meal

>> No.30441822
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30441822

do americans REALLY shit themselves?

>> No.30441860

>>30440997
>>>going to subway in 2021


really?

>> No.30441877
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30441877

>>30440997
now you know why I put my money in gold, silver and bitcoin.

>> No.30441955

>>30439898
Jesus Christ this is pathetic, lift some weights, do cardio.

>> No.30441999

>>30439898
>>30440317
>>30440387
>>30440439
>>30440542
Rent-free.

>> No.30442086

>>30441877
>mfw i consume mostly bread, eggs, milk and coffee

>> No.30442098

>>30441999
bro no one asked plus your american lol

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>>30441955
fuck off burgermutt

>> No.30442490

>>30441438
>i drank diet mt dews the whole time too instead of water

this nigga. this is why I'll never wanna pay for collectivized dental care.

>> No.30442523
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30442523

>>30439712
Good job.

But you should also realize that what you just ate is also bad for you (but much better than the absolute garbage that's in fast food).

Eat more veggies, more fruits, limit your carbs to whole grains (brown rice, quinoa, whole wheat), limit dairy to one or two small servings a day, and stop drinking alcohol. Stop drinking things with sugar.

You'll feel like shit for a long time as your body gets used to actual nutrition, and as your fat cells dump all the accumulated toxins. Good luck to you, anon.

>> No.30443112

>>30439898
all those things you listed as negatives are used by your body to create testosterone.