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[Anonymous No.30439584]

I DONT WANT TO WORK TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30439652]

wake up at 8:00 AM. step out the door at 8:30 AM. get to work at 9:00 AM. tend to shekelstein's wagetasks until 5:30 PM sharp. get home at 6:00 PM. you do this five days a week. you pretend to enjoy it but secretly you hate it. your entire weekday is spent looking to friday evening. saturday is fine. maybe you do something recreational, something fun. sunday is existential dread. the moment you wake up sunday, you cannot evade the thought of MONDAY MORNING. all of this stress causes you to make poor and impulsive decisions out of reflex: gaining weight, going bald, spending money in a fruitless attempt to fill the void.

you do this for about 50 years. then you retire at 68, because you really need the full social security benefit. that 401k was just a jewish scam, it never gave you as much money as (((they))) told you it would. you get 5 years of tolerably good health. then old age REALLY takes over. the last 5 years of your life are spent going to doctor's appointments and choking down 20 different medications on a daily basis. everything is pain and misery. all of this healthcare eats away at your lifetime of savings. you die a miserable and unceremonious death in an ICU. cause of death is "natural causes."

[Anonymous No.30439970]

>>30439584
Same man, no one does. We need to figure something out.

[Anonymous No.30440322]

lol i quit my job last week. feels so good but i'm still adjusting, can't shake the feeling that the weekend is over.

[Anonymous No.30440430]

>>30439584
>telework job at 92k a year

Feels good. My agency is already looking to increasing already offered telework days (pre-covid 2 days a week telework was offered) to 3 or 4 days a week. If I take an alternate work schedule I'll probably only go to the office once a week. I already loved my job before covid, now I love it even more.

Covid has been a massive blessing.

[Anonymous No.30440473]

I'm wondering if I should tell my boss that working for him makes me want to kill myself. Maybe they will place me on paid mental health leave?

[Anonymous No.30440521]

>>30440322
congrats anon. are you set for life? what are you planning to do?

[Anonymous No.30440587]

>>30439584
>>30439970
>>30440473
just anhero

[Anonymous No.30440639]

>>30439584
I DONT WANNA WAIT
FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER

[Anonymous No.30440812]

I don't wanna live this way, but I don't wanna dieee

[Anonymous No.30440916]

Get on corona gibs niggger. NEET through September.

[Anonymous No.30440958]

>>30440430
Watch out, full time telework can be done by a pajeet for half the amount

[Anonymous No.30440976]

>>30439584
After being a wagie for a long time and now being on unemployment let me please have this moment:
Ha Ha Ha!

[Anonymous No.30441006]

>>30439970
I’m hoping that investing in shit coins will actually do me some good to really invest in some valuable coins.. the make it big

[Anonymous No.30441025]

>>30440812
you're not alone, brother

[Anonymous No.30441112]

>>30440473
Kek I think about stuff like that also

[Anonymous No.30441257]

Should have been a chad like me and gotten laid off because of covid.

[Anonymous No.30441614]

>>30441257
I did and was jobless for 8 months. Got them stimulus checks but then landed a job getting a fraction of what I made before because I needed to actually make something instead of these minimal weekly checks..
I luckily invested in Doge and pulled when it was at its highest but not at all enough to make it... fml I hate my 10.5 hr work days

[Anonymous No.30441673]

>>30439584
> Be me
> collecting welfare
> putting it all on crypto and GME
> wake up at 9:30 and start watching my gains coming in in the nude while drinking coffee and shitposting
> Have blinds open so my neighbors can watch.

[Anonymous No.30441683]

I haven't had a 9-5 job in 14 years. I don't think I miss it one bit.

[Anonymous No.30441810]

>>30441614
It's funny because I was only getting half from the government of what I was making before covid, but that was still enough for me. Just being a neet and getting paid for it, because they're not hiring for shit in my field.

[Anonymous No.30441924]

>>30439652
>wake up at 8:00 AM
Stopped reading right there.

[Anonymous No.30442075]

intern med fag here.
my stash means I am wasteing my time going to work. even if I was consultant level.

I still >go< to work, because the learning it valuable.

The only place I can get the info on how humans work is in a hospital or as a Dr.

[Anonymous No.30442088]

I've told so many people how to get out of the trap. Literally, just quit. Why wouldn't you? Just fucking quit. Death is better than living to work.

[Anonymous No.30442111]

>>30441810
Same here, if I was a neet single dude.. but I am almost a sole provider for my family so I couldn’t keep that living up.. if I was single, I’d still be living on that income, it was very comfy. Envious of you anon. I hope that wgmi

[Anonymous No.30442156]

>>30439584
Spin the wheel, wagie.
YOU WILL SPIN THE WHEEL AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
UNDERSTOOD?!

[Anonymous No.30442178]

>>30441924
Yeah I wake up at 5AM LOL

[Anonymous No.30442389]

>>30440916
THIS
been living off gibs since last April. shoveling extra gibs into the meme while i live as cheap as i can. truly feel bad for wagies that can't take advantage of the PUA scam in burgerland.

[Anonymous No.30442433]

>>30442178
Jesus I can't imagine doing that every day

[Anonymous No.30442610]

>>30442156
god i don't think any wagie-related image can top this one

the fact that this isn't satire

the wagie's empty expression

not only did they have him do this they posted it to social media like it's something super cool wow!

the way we treat wagies in this country is something special

[Anonymous No.30442643]

>>30442111
I believe in a cosmic sense we will all make it, though perhaps not in a materialistic sense. Which is why I invest in beans, rice, silver and ammo, besides the usual shitcoins/memestocks. Gotta be prepared for the possibility of a "mad max" society.

[Anonymous No.30442720]

>>30442433
It’s not great but I get home much earlier than my previous job where I woke up at 8 had work at 9 to 5pm and it took me 2 hours on a bad day to get home because I live in a rural area.. now it only takes me 20 minutes. Which is much better. More time with the wife and working on restoring my car

[Anonymous No.30442954]

>>30442643
I pray for that chaotic society every day since I, too, have invested in ammo, MRE’s, camping gear, and coinage.. only shitty thing would be the winters where I live.
I believe we will make it by merely being in this Nigerian basketweaving board. In the end the only thing that saves us is IYKYK