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buy the fucking bonds old man edition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>I love Lumhttps://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/>>30434044
>>30437154All niggers must hang.
WTFWT #9 frens
what should I invest in and when?
Reminder Oil Chads will get to laugh at tech profiles again tomorrow.
SPX -3% tomorrow.
AIIEEEEE MY ASUKASTOCKS ARE CRASHINGGGG AIEEEEEEEE ANNO YOU BASTARD
>>30437206Just remember to sell when people start loudly complaining about gas prices.
>>30437266goddamit you skinny hand fuck
>>30437266can i get a QRD on this
>>30437206To be fair, tech will most likely start recovering too. We are now at November prices in some cases, so it seems like correction should be over soon. At least in case of bluechip stocks.
>>30437217b-b-b-but freaking mommy cathie bought it along with WKHS, another company with an icnredibly bright future!!!
>>30437221Do you think she has security that would tackle you if you tried to rub her buddha belly for good luck?
Fuck SOXL, all in 2023 SOXS puts
>ATH oil shilling>oil specific memes>actually fomoing oilthis IS the top for oilcrash soon
Buying oil tomorrowplease let this not be a sell signal
>>30437217>blm>anime>chokerSurprised there's no tats or piercings, regardless. Into the trash
FUCK READING CHARTS AND FUNDAMENTALSTHROW MONEY ON OIL
>>30437291Me personally I'm not selling for long time. Plebian cries don't matter when you're sitting on top of the mountain.
>oil inverses CathieShe is going to suck dick for beta, bros. We all gonna get polished by Mommie.
>>30437341I think belly is where she keeps her colostomy bag, so I would advise against it.
CRBP has Lupus and Dermatomyositis trial announcements coming soon. Share price will increase really quickly to 6-8. Perhaps overnight.
>>30437358>anime websiteThe real problem is that it's KnY, complete trash tier shounen
>>30437355you're farming (you)s at this point.
GUSH/NRGU chads where are you.
>>30437415I believe in Jesus and mommy Cathie.
>>30437524right her brudda
hope mondays good...
>>30437506>KnYhow's about you KyS animenigger>>>/a/
>>30437460>NOOO NOT MY FREAKING MOMMY FIGURE
>>30437358Vast majority of pics I see with girls that have anime related shit in the background just seem completely fucked. That being said, would fuck
>>30437221Look at that ugly fucking rat kike face
CRBP's drug Lenabasum will have promising primary completion trial results. Share price will return to 6+ levels.
>>30437594You're on 4chan(nel) faggot. Either stop talking shit about anime or get out.
why do I feel market is going to crash even furtherHow do I stop being paranoid like this
>>30437206>Mars USYOU CAN BUY MARTIAN OIL?!
>>30436846I think Palantir creates a good product. It's valuation is clearly insane, but Palantir probably will exist in a decade because zombie companies a bet won't be made extinct any time soon.Not sure if I'd wanna own the stock though, constantly getting diluted with employee stock options and them trying to finance their never making money business. I'd think about buying if it dropped below 20, but not unless the price stabilizes over a few months.
>>30437631Not that at all. Just that the vile bitterness leaks out. In this case when anyone tries to succeed around jews.
>>30437660>Lenabasumno thanks im not a racist
>KnY>how's about you KyS animenigger>>>/a/
>>30437594>come to anime website>complain about anime girlsjohn rocker was right we need to carpet bomb immigrants at the border
>CRBP's drug Lenabasum will have promising primary completion trial results. Share price will return to 6+ levels.
>>30437687fuck, fuck, marry, fuck, fuck
Okay guys I have 1050 more dollars in my roth ira. I am going to keep putting it into soxl but I need to know what I should buy it at. If its green I assume the recovery is real abd that wasn't a bull trap Friday. If its red, then it was a bull trap and I guess I should be trying to get some in the 15-20 dollar range....is it possible for it to drop that far?
what's a lum
>>30437687load up on puts and if you're right you can be a pimp like jose in your pic too
>>30437660When will this occur, anon?
>>30437683>>30437721I've unfortunately been here for 12 years you double niggers. It's easy to get a rise out of you weebs
Buy UUUUThis is not financial advice
>>30437743you're a wise man anon>>30437813>12 years>hasn't farmed enough (you)s
>>30437660You say that, but according to their docs, it's only for about 1m people. # https://www.corbuspharma.com/our-science/lenabasum
>He bought UUUU
be honest, who bought puts
Buy and hold these in the long runUSMJWCVCPAOGMINEZOMSNDLYou'll thank me later.t. Pennyfag
>>30437797pajeet rugpull, ignore it
>>30437206>OilIs 130% of my portfolio value in Exxon too conservative?
>FuturesI havent look, what do they say?
1.9 trillion / 150 million taxpayers = $12667 per taxpayerreceive $1400net loss of $11267no one mentions this though
>>30437839>>hasn't farmed enough (you)sThat's my only portfolio that's green
>>30437702>creates a good product.they're an IT consulting firm
why do i even come here anymore? this place is worse than stocktwits.
>>30437784A financial terrorist that has robbed anons for thousands. Avoid at all costs. Literally Hitler incarnate.
>>30437879They say "burn the witch Lum or never see green again"
>Saudis getting blown up againOil bros we getting rich tomorrow
>>30437863Thanks friend, I can finally put this monster down
>>30437879Long suicide exit kits
>>30437931>worse than stocktwits.Stocktwits is great if you follow the right people.
>>30437892they literally just printed the money, it's not coming out of taxes (yet)
>>30437892the rest goes to isreal
>>30437355Imagine buying some tranny steel company that’s crashed after missing EPS or racist vaporware owned by a literal FAGGOT.Imagine selling TSLA for WKHS. And letting a BOOMER WOMEN decide you’re moneys future.Or buying some gay ass computer chip used for a trannies vibrator. IMAGINE..
>>30437797CRBP earnings are on March 11th. They have an estimated primary completion date of Feb 2021 for their Lupus trials. Biopharmas definitely often use earnings release to update news on their pipeline & trials. Doesn’t mean it will happen with CRBP, but very likely some good news will be forthcoming.
>>30437931It was comfy earlier, it goes to shitter during NA hours and during the week.
>>30437850The only puts I have are for SOXS and UVXY
>>30437903well you're fuckin lucky this shit site doesnt have redtext
>>30437966there is no one worth following on stocktwits you fucking pajeet scammer.
ive found the golden crytpo triforce
My lil BTC doin sumffin
>>30438023>there is no one worth following on stocktwitsEvidently wrong but I'm obviously talking to someone who has no skin in the game.
>>30437154Just try and make me buy those bonds, faggot
>>30437888Wtf happened here? Whos video taping and why does the boy have a loaded gun and looks surprised when it actually fires.
Will you guys invest in CRBP for me. It's cheap.
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Safe to assume gush will be growing about 10% in a month?
oil chads, any places where I can cultivate "student athletes" with my oil gains?
>>30437888what have you done
UPI is a fundamentally strong company with $10M in year revs and only $22M mkt cap.They're selling various COVID-19 detection tech and are also in air sanitation business. Over the weekend they received 250k grant. This news adds to their portfolio nicely: Universal PropTech Inc. Invests in and Secures defined Agency Rights for ISBRG Corp.'s SpotLight-19(C) Technology Designed to Detect Covid-19 Non-Invasively in Under One MinuteISBRG is a data analytics company which has developed the SpotLight technology platform designed to generate comprehensive health care data non-invasively within seconds at a nominal incremental cost per test. SpotLight-19© is non-invasive, and ISBRG is undertaking trials to determine efficacy in detecting Covid-19. In addition to its minority investment, UPI will act as the exclusive sales agent for the SpotLight-19© technology and other future platform offerings for the government and education sectors in Canada. So who is ISBRG?
>>30438156Lol fuck no. My portfolio actually likes to grow, not crab.
>>30438144I'm sorry, but explaining this could be considered insider trading.
>>30438163It pumps 5% everyday. You scalp ETFS bruh
>>30438096i have plenty in the game, they're just in good companies that are currently getting shit on because of the 10 year bond bullshit going on right now even though the fundamentals haven't changed. literally give me one stocktwits memer worth following, change my mind.
>>30438082I may exit all positions and go all in BITF and just DCA into crypto for a while, full zoomer
>>30438156Pajeet me once, shame on you>pajeet me twice? Never
>>30437954How are you tonight my dear friend ranchan?
>>30437683Why are you anime kiddies so sensitive when it's is criticized?
>>30437266what the fuck is up with the echo?
>>30438132BUY THE FUCKING BONDS YOU GERIATRIC FUCK
>>30437784That bitch stole $20,000 from me and gave me an electrical burn on my ballsack.
Guys the 10 year treasury is at 1.6 we’re supposed to be DRILLING
Buy NAT and ZG
Tesla stock is going to pump like crazy with the latest Cybetruck news shit is gonna be cash homies fuck yeah
>>30438281flashbacks from dad yelling at them that it was gay shit
>>30438162Just go ahead and put in 150 for me, fella.
GOING ALL IN ON OIL TOMOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>30438162Are you asking me to spend 10 minutes of my precious time to fill in some bullshit test? For free? Do you know how many pepes I could post in that time? To me it sounds liek the most intelligent thing to do, it to not take the test at all.
>>30438163its up 62.63% this month.
>>30438234this is retarded, swing on the volatility at the least
>>30438329battery day ami rite
TELL ME YOURE A CHAD WITHOUT TELLING ME YOURE A CHAD
>>30438224Gonna try an otm debit spread for a month out
>>30438295Literally worst anime girl. I regret fapping to it.
>>30438233I know, I lol every time I see CRBP hover around 2.50. Meanwhile I'm over here collecting divvies worth some people's yearly salaries.
Why shouldn't I hold mostly cash and then buy far OTM LEAPS with a fraction of my portfolio?1) Market goes up -> make as much or more as holding equities2) Market crabs -> only lose premium, most capital still safe3) Market crashes > only lose premium, most capital still safe
>>30438162I did one a few years ago and got 134. Buy BFARF
>sold aqb at the bottom>sold atos April 2.50c at the bottomWell guess I can write those two small losses off. But damnit that sucks. Just dumping all the money into soxl. The only memes I have left besides soxl. Are fucking nio at 9 average, rlftf bio penny that im wasting time holding but im trying to sell when they give it eua, and gte 1.50 april and August calls, those calls should print right because oil is recovering?
>>30438208Bruh should I buy
>>30438336but dad was right and that's why turned into trannies>>30438162I got 169
Tech wreck continues.
>>30438382Risky but I like your moxie. Enjoy you’re newfound wealth.
Tell me why I shouldnt buy more PLTR.
>>30438234You could try to swing MARA and RIOT if you're able. While BFARF might explode, it still needs to be uplisted before that happens.
>>30438370god i hate fractional shares
thoughts? feelings? emotions? opinions?
>>30438309its ok jerome is on his way with the YCC just as soon as gets some niggers some jobs
reminder that day trading and scalping is not attractive, please stop doing it.
I'm not selling my SOXL cuz the minute I do it's gonna pump back and above all time high and every nigger in here is going to make fun of me and pretend like they didn't sell and I'm going to kys myself. I"M HOLDING FUCK YOU
Should I dump my HYLN or hope that it will recover in 2 years?
>>30438208huh - first time I've ever felt compelled to tickers I don't have access to.Anyways, UPI led to to CVE
>>30438182GEO and Dr berry just bought too
>I know, I lol every time I see CRBP hover around 2.50. Meanwhile I'm over here collecting divvies worth some people's yearly salaries.
>>30437340Shes way smarter than probably everyone on this board. I’d trust her dd and picks. If she were right 100% of the time, then she would be the market.
>>30438470Wtf is this damn +/- red green bullshit. Yall really need to get off robinhood its awful
>>30438486Try QQQ P/E.
>>30438370i trade exclusively while listening to drum & bass
>>30438385don't care coomerhope your next faps are ruined too
>>30438474because you presumably enjoy having money
>>30438264doing quite well, took a hike earlier today and then made a ricotta pie
>>30438424nothing wrong with LEAPS as long as you're not risking more than you can afford to loselike i dunno bout far OTM LEAPS since it's kinda hard to predict the profits, but if you bought 10 calls with delta 0.7, you're basically just holding 700 shares with much less capital locked up. You could be 80% cash but you'll still have the same gains (AND losses, don't forget) as someone who is 0% cash but 100% stocks no callsdunno if that makes sense. Remember you have leveraged losses so be careful with your leverage and make sure you only risk what you can afford to lose blah blah blah
>>30438368ill swing trade low Mc coins, and mara and riot options maybe >>30438477
>>30438647Wait a minute. That's not a gain.
>>30438348Sir, please.I can't have this.
>>30438603Burry is that you?
The FED is an unconstitutional entity.
>>30438677No, its a selling at a loss chad.
>>30438572>Shes way smarter than probably everyone on this board.low bar
>>30438603what kind of d&b do you listen to bruv
Guys you keep funding soxl.Oil seems based. But I can't move money around as fast as you can because I'm holding nio long. Oil, uranium, soxl. They all seem good. Why so much hate on soxl all of the sudden. Its fucking on sale. If you hold it 3 years it will be over 600 each
>>30438707lmao ok andrew jackson, back in the grave you go, nobody cares
>>30438620I havent lost money to PLTR tho.
>>30438702Damn bro you really believe in the cause.Cheers
Is 2021 for EV stocks what 2019 was for weed stocks?
>>30438647IT'S NOT OVER YET, SNAKE!
>>30438564>now imagine that same scenario happening without a camera crew there and everything being staged.
>>30438761>holding 3x leveraged etfs overnight, let alone for yearsits made for daytrading and optionfagging
>>30438761history repeats itself
>>30438751liquid and dark
A few threads ago i asked about lumber stocks and someone had a good suggestion but I didn’t write it down and now I can’t remember it
Derek Chauvin trial tomorrow. Invest accordingly.
>>30437784CEO of SOXS
SOXL bros, are we going to be making it tomorrow?
>>30438868it's like you hate money
>>30438529i think most people here just swing trade with timeframe of months if not yearsi check obsessively everyday but i'm not actually touching my positions since im not holding risky meme stocks anymore
>>30438883Dude it went to 600 after that dip lmao
>>30438868You can't believe everything your broker tells you.
>>30438761never bought SOXL, feels good
>>30438986i knowthat's why i say history repeats itselfpeople laugh during the dip, smart people accumulate
>>30438182Scan instagram and snapchat for company/product names mentioned positively by black influencer user accounts. Invest in said companies.They'll bring you bushels full of Uncle Sam's money. They'll spend every penny of it they're given. There's a lot of "luxury" brands that have a whole business based around selling shit to take a photo of yourself with and post on social media.
>>30438868Say that to my gush that gained me 50% over the last month. Get fucked loser.
>>30438926BCC looking juicy
>>30438883So he made triple his money if he bought the top there?
>buy the dip on a 3x leveraged ETF that contains shit like this
>>30438949Good maybe with enough riots we can finally have a green week. Human sacrifice pleases the line. >the line HATES L*m though
>>30438905it's going to be the eternal crab until earnings after which it's going back to 10do whatever you want but remember that you were warned
>>30438926Why do you think OPs are supposed to include Previous Thread links?>>30438949>Invest accordingly.You can just say DGLY.
>>30439056at the absolute top, it was more than a x2i believe he continued to DCA all the way down, so it was well above a x3
>>30439030TFW most of my money is in crypto.
WhAt ABout tHe STimUlusMAX SHORT MONDAY3200 SOON
>>30438883SOXL went roughly 250% if you bought the literal top in february before the crash and just held it. what more proof do you need that buy and hodlers always win?pic related bought the top of TSLA after the forward split before it dumped. then it went up to almost double.
>>30438926I've always been a bit partial to Weyerhauser being a Pacific NW kid growing up I'd always see their factories.
>>30439134I wish I could invest in crypto. Unfortunately Fidelity won't let me YOLO my IRA into a conservative portfolio of LTE, ETH and BTC
>>30437154Is there even anything safe to buy anymore? I just want to buy some stocks I can hold for awhile I’m looking at square and it’s already up like $700 in a year and Amazon and apple are already like 2 trillion I just want tech stocks or ark etfs no boomer shit
>>30439004If you put 10k into soxl in 2010 you would have a million dollars right now. Do you honestly think that tech is going to slow down. We are in part 2. Im putting 12k in my roth, my 2020/21 contributions all into soxl over the next month. And I will leave it there until I think we are actually going to dip. Or I just won't touch it if I'm already high enough in green
>>30439097> he reads the op
>>30439097>>30400185> Previous: Who caresWelp, rip that guy. I was curious about the lumber stock myself.
>>30439132If you kept buying SOXL throughout 2020 and sold deep otm calls you'd be so comfy right now.
>>30439192exactly rightbuy and hold + DCA always wins
>>30439207>>30439134Also nice gains!
>>30439211well yeah, just buy arkk while it dips now and hold it for 6 months and you'll do fine. nobody talks about that here because they want to make $30k in a week but if you're looking for safety you'll be just fine in arkk
What's that chink cartoon you guys are always posting?
>>30439030That roth ira is fucking sexy anon. What are you holding in there? How much of that is your own contributions
>>30439262Ty, yea it a shame, but think of it as this, by the time they let you use a Roth IRA in crypto it would have been too late anyways.
>>30439246I can't wait until SOXL finally settles at a comfy bottom so I can go all-in and actually HODL it instead of swinging it in this bear market.
Holy shit I hope these futures aren't real we are actually doing to literally go into freefall. This sucks I can never have any fun I always lose money, decided to buy the dip it was just a relief rally and all stocks will end up at roughly June 2020 numbers. FUCK
>>30439203I can’t buy green diamond stock so I’ll look into it
>>30439211Just buy SPACs near NAV. Risk free money if you don't mind potentially holding for a while.
>>30439329Calm down faggot we're fine. The GME and BTC indicators are bullish
>>30439216>>30438883Keep buying the dips.
>>30439097Also glass companies
>>30439242You can find the thread split in the archives maybe?
>go -30% underwater on a pump n dump>it's ok it's a long-term hold
OIL chads $68
>>30439285It was originally a conservative portfolio of 90% TSLA, which I got matching contributions for at work. Only about $50,000 was contributions, the rest is profits taken from investments, mostly TSLA and later SOXL as I rotated out of TSLA. I am now 100% /cashgang/ and waiting to pounce on the dip once my funds settle from my latest SOXL all-in swing trade on Friday.
>>30439207Go with ETH (yes, ETH) and play off confused boomers.>>30439442Do you have any? Did they really show, like, any activity last summer?
>>30439282Boku no pico
>>30438761These threads are extremely reactionary because the board culture is built around bragging your picks when they're up and lurking when they're down, while mocking others for their picks when they're down. As a result, its difficult to gauge the actual sentiment of posters here during or close to market hours.
The entirety of Earth with the exception of a handful of gays will soon realize tech is really fucking gay
>>30439394>gme is now an indicator
>>30439502>I just like the stock!
>>30439531>conservative portfolio of 90% TSLAPlease, shut the fuck up.
>>30439437>>30439497if you like PS ratios so much you should marry Nintendo
>>30439617At a cost basis of $45/share, it seemed like a no-brainer...
CRUDE ALMOST 68 A BARREL
>>30438645>AND losses, don't forgetBut that's wrong, you've limited loses to the premium.
>>30438883The ride never ends
>>30439586i like what this guy is thinking. we need actual discussion, and criticize the actual points of the argument and not get butthurt about it.Everything is idealogy now
>>30439668I'm not here to neg tesla, but there is nothing conservative about its valuations over the last 3 years.
>>30439272Is square and arkf good for 6 months
>>30439752It's obviously tongue in cheek, dude.
>VIX green>Bonds red>NQ red>oil green3200
mark 8:36For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
>>30439746nigger you just buy oil, it that fucking simple.
Vix is green boys
>>30439722>SOXS $1 Put>+10,700%
>>30439790dr burry please stop
>>30439818I wasn't even saying anything about the picks.I'll try oil out now, and maybe soxl when the correction stops, but that's about it.no use arguing in unknowns
>>30439638Your chart would have told me to sell in 2017 and buy at the beginning of 2019. It dumped in 2018 and pumped starting in 2019.
>>30439686your losses are still leveraged, you just have a built-in stop loss basicallyyou could be holding 100 TSM shares or you could be 80% cash with 1 TSM LEAP which performs almost the same. Stock goes down -20%, you have unrealized losses of -20%. On the LEAP you have unrealized losses of -50% at that point depending on the strike. Ultimately it's the same gains/losses and you're only down -20% in both scenariosBut now instead of 80% cash and 1 TSM LEAP. You might decide to go 0% cash and have 5 TSM LEAPS instead. Half of your portfolio just got wiped.You can absolutely get ruined if you underestimate the leverage you have
>>30439914Russell and Dow are still green. As usual, NASDUMP fucks everyone.
>>30439722Nice. I wish I understood options well enough to do stuff like this..>that $1 putLmao!
>MFW futures look like death
>>30439211LMT & oil. Comfy as can be
>$68 a barrel
>>30439996Yeah keep buying SOXL "dips."
I hope tech recovers this week or I'm fucked pretty bad.
BTC tanking. Tomorrow really will be a Black Monday
>>30440011I can't wait until the inevitable shops of this Pepe with Houthi missiles and drones in the background.
>>30439952Everything seems to be an unknown except for oil right now.
>>30439242I put the previous in that threadLook futher down
>>30440072Btc is heading to 13K it has been fully captured and is not just a high beta risk asset
>>30439242ctrl+f cross-threadIf there isn't any in the thread, then you gotta dig through the archives.
>>30440109Cyclicals are okay, it's largely the heavy weighting in tech that's dragging the rest of the indices down.
>>30437393I hope you're atleast in the 6 figure range. I broke 7 figures with today's bitcoin pump for the first time ever
>>30439994It's easy man. Options are just leverage. If you want the leverage, just buy the ones that expire the furthest out like in 2023 or something and buy the ones with a delta of 0.8 or higher. A high delta means the option has relatively more intrinsic value and is less susceptible to things like time decay and volatility crush. That's all there is to remember for a simple directional strategy. You think the market is going up, buy deep in the money calls with high delta that expire in a couple of years
>>30439394Oh yeah you're right I forgot about BTC. Kinda bitched out there sorry.>>30439722Might actually do the SOXL/SOXS idea. I got enough to get 100 shares of SOXS, sell covered put, I will make money overall if SOXL goes up the put won't fill. It won't be that much like 20 bucks lol but then I can sell the side that goes all the way up, like I know theoretically SOXL can only do about 45 a share and then I just keep selling a put a week.OK this is retarded never mind.
>>30440011>LMTBlessed boomer>>30440229Grats, fren.
vix is green boys
>>30439722Wait the person I was talking to about the 2023 SOXS 1p was SOXL shill? I picked up some more the other week.
>>30437687It will, just not this month due to stimulus money. Buy puts around the end of March or end April that expire 4-6 months out
>>30439767it's pretty conservative bro, don't mind himyou weren't throwing your money away on gambles .
Oils prices are now officially over 1000% higher under Biden than they were under Trump.
>>30440274>mfw I barely understood any of thatCan I ask you this? If I plan on swinging SOXL and buy a dip and already know I wanna take 10% profits, can I sell covered calls 10% above my buy price for guarantee a tip? Do call buyers automatically exercise? I've never done it and I'm kinda scared to try since it sometimes just goes above 10% for a few moments on the day I swing it...
>>30439865Its deceiving, there isn't much volume or bids on that strike. Some days I'm up 50,000% on the ones I got. Makes my account seem way bigger then it is. For a little while most of the open interest was just me lmao
>>30440352And it will probably persist for quite a while too
>>30440352why are black things so extraordinary
Is it too late to Fomo into oil tomorrow? Or should I just double down on SOXL instead?
>>30440229I wanna try bitcoin. Do I need to put down 10k to see small gain?
frensif you felt like giving up this month, read this and keep your convictionhttps://www.griproom.com/fun/why-your-stock-is-always-red
>>30440352it's arguably still cheaper than pre-covid if you factor in all the cash printed in circulation
There no way Monday is going got be anything but massive green I’m still 2/3 cash
Looks like futures are crashing now. I'm so fucked going to lose all my money on Friday expiring calls.
>>30440352biden literally saved us from the deadliest pandemic known to man, he is literally the savior to literal mankind
>>30438319But why? NAT looks whatever..what is the play for ZG?
funny joke powBUY THE FUCKING BONDS
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS TO SELL SOXL ON FRIDAY 3PM AND NOT TO HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND.WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU HOLD A 3X LEVERAGED ETF IN THE MOST VOLATILE MARKET EVER OVER THE WEEKENDI AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU MONEY BUT YOU ALL NEVER LISTEN, WHY?
>>30440484I'm just here to watch the show but I think there might be a certain someone with something to say about this ...
>>30440321Yes sir. I don't know why I space on buying SOXS puts so much but you brought it back to my attention. It's just a comfy way to go about the whole thing. I think I might try to buy more tomorrow>>30440420Yeah you can do that. If you sell a covered call 10% out of the money, you don't really need to worry about getting assigned until the very end no matter what happens, even if SOXL goes significantly above your strike price in the mean time. An option's value has 2 components, intrinsic value and extrinsic value. Intrinsic value is the amount you would receive if you assigned the option and liquidated the proceeds in the market right now. Extrinsic value is how much the remaining time until expiration is worth and is a function of that time along with the volatility. If someone bought your option and just assigned on you when it went in the money, they'd realize that intrinsic value but they'd be throwing the extrinsic value away and nobody rational is going to do that so don't worry. There are edge cases where it makes sense but they are rare.
I'm ruined... I FOMO'd into SOXL on Friday.
>>30440484>Is it too late to Fomo into oil tomorrow?you've missed out on like 1/3rd of the gainsup to you to figure out if the remaining gains is still worth it over your other opportunities. Plenty of oil equities still oversold like RDS, BP, and SU. Pick your favourite horsedon't bother with XOM, it's already recovered since it retained its dividends
>>30439986You're a dumb nigger faggot, never talk to me or my apu ever again. Going all-in on cashgang:face-ripping leverage plays, if the smoothbrains can't grok it, it must be an idea will merit
forget about the futures, they want you to panic tomorrow, futures are very easy to manipulate
im literally holding QCOM and averaging down until it goes back to ATH's again and you can't stop me.
>>30440616Fuck hodling anything over the weekend in this fucking loco market
>>30440616Because I don't like you.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
>>30440620>fully clothed lumhnnnnnngh
>>30437304He's kind of a fuck up, mildly entertaining.
>>30439986An option can go to zero and then come back all the way, it's not a stop-loss.
>>30440484You cannot be this retarded. Stop buying SOXL at these prices.
>>30440624Thanks for explaining soxl call assignment to me, that was a lot easier than trying to read online stuff which is confusing...>>30440684This is why I don't like to hold SOXL over the weekend. Sorry about your loss friend, but at least you could sell covered calls?
>>30440484Oil or SOXS brother
>>30440740I don't even care that she can't cook for shit
>>30440745obviously, it will be like buying back into the shares at that point, it's just a rough comparison since the other anon seems to think that losses aren't leveraged like a dumbassthe point was that the losses ARE also leveraged. You don't usually go -100% holding shares, but you sure can go -100% if your entire portfolio is in LEAPS
oh no no nobobo is returning
>>30439722I cant even imagine the size of your balls.
>>30440420>Do call buyers automatically exercise?The vast majority of all options are almost always never exercised before expiration UNLESS the call you sold was deep ITM. There is also a very small chance if the call you sold is ITM by expiration that it won't be exercised, but you shouldn't bet on that. Go watch projectoption or inthemoney on youtube to get a basic understanding of options and various different strategies you can do like credit and debit spreads. The videos are long, but worth the watch unless you prefer gambling and just arbitrarily buying shit you don't understand.
>>30440705Reversal to close the gap is expected, we bounced, banged out a decending wedge and broke hard lower. USD was oversold and people are short it. Oil, gas, metals are all bid while every index is selling off and VIX up 1.5% and climbing. This price action is real.
>>30440902thats not real leverage retard.
god, it feels truly divine to be in cashgang right now
>>30440624I check the bids every now and then and last week there was someone trying to get 100 of the puts for 0.10. He had it up for a few days, but didn't get filled.
>>30440913I see. Thanks!
>>30440950god you're a dumbass if you don't think options aren't leveraging your positionyes, holy shit can you believe it? you don't need a margin account for leverage!holy shit how fucking new are you lol
>>30441016enough buzzwords faggot
>stimulus passes>nasdaq futures are red anywayI HATE BOOMER MARKETSWHAT THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN WANTSTOP FUCKING SELLING
>>30440973/cashgang/!Cash is king!
>>30441041They bought the rumor and sold the news.
Tech stock reversal. Hope you bought the dip faggots
>>30440950>options aren't real leveragel0l
>>30440624The only case I can think of with early execution of calls is large volume. if you intend to buy the stock and HODL but don't want to have to time the market with a big order, so you buy calls a little out of the money and execute when they are in the money. A lot easier than dumping volume on the bid.It also works in inverse. I know cases of prone dumping their options when itm and it tanks the stock price because of the 1:100 contract to stock ratio.
>>30440973Threadly Reminder: Cash is a position as well and it’s the worst one ever as shown by any study ever conducted. If you think the market may go lower and you wanna hold cash at least park it in stupid far out of the money short calls in SPY or absurdly far out of the money puts on something you’d want to own to make some sort of return. Holding all cash is retarded.
>>30441007That was probably me actually. I've been throwing a bid for 100 on and off. I mean why not, right
>>30441407>That was probably me actually.Haha oh that's hilarious. Oh well hopefully some retard MM out there decides to give you a fill one of these days. Some of those ITM SOXS puts are anywhere from $100 to thousands of dollars. Easily a 10 bagger or more in the long run.
>>30441038>no youkek dumbass