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Futures down (or up) thousands, edition. >Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)>Stock market Wordshttps://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)>Risk Managementhttps://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)>Live Streamshttp://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational Siteshttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free Chartshttp://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://wallmine.com/>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live Datahttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/https://www.msn.com/money>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendarhttps://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculatorhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdingshttps://fintel.io/>Suggested books:https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)>Mischttps://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/>Links for Lumhttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtmlPrevious:>>30424186
WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE
Futures are blood pink
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
FUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREENFUTURES BLOOD GREEN>FUTURES BLOOD GREEN
LET'S GO FUTURES! WHAT WILL YOU BE! VINDICATE ME!
LET'S SCORE SOME FACKIN GAINSSSSSSSSS
WHEN ARE FUTURES RELEASED? I have no idea on Sunday.
>>30428170WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!
reposting since only 2 ppl replied last thread. im just looking for some feedback:https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=SKTliterally the second most shorted stock on the market. low float, only 91 million total shares. vanguard and blackrock own a combined 30 million shares so actual float is pretty much the same as GME, around 60 million. SKT gained on thursday when rest of market took a shit. when the market faceplanted and REALLY ate shit friday morning it only dipped like 70 cents then bounced up 50 and held above its strong price floor of $16. when you look at the orderbook the sell walls are weak as fuck, only like 100 thousand dollars worth of stock to bust through before getting up to the $20s again. technicals like SMA50, 20 and 100 show uptrend. ridiculously massive volume the last week. like 70 million and 90 million in one day, when avg volume is less than 5 million. oh yeah the stock pays divvies and has actual fundamental support at its current price, it owns assets like premium real estate and generates rental revenue which will come back as corona recovers (proof from 2020 Q3 earnings). even if businesses go bankrupt SKT will still get rent because creditors will pay as the businesses who lease restructure or sell assets and if not they will get replaced by something else. literally is anyone else seeing SKT as a good swing this week or possibly a GME style memetic short squeeze explosion? relatively low risk and seems like a good upside and coronarecovery play anyway. the fact it seems to be a fairly safe long term hold plus dividends plus the possibility of short term massive price surge from short squeeze viral buy ins kind of make it attractive desu. well thats my DD on this, just wondering if anyone else noticed it. what you guys think?https://seekingalpha.com/article/4407011-tanger-factory-outlet-centers-skt-ceo-stephen-yalof-on-q4-2020-results-earnings-call?utm_source=wallstreethorizon.com&utm_medium=referral
Fuck and fuck cum and suck and eat ass and fuck ass with cocks
>>30428170BAD OMEN L*M>BAD OMEN L*MBAD OMEN L*M>BAD OMEN L*MBAD OMEN L*M>BAD OMEN L*MBAD OMEN L*M>BAD OMEN L*M
>>30428197AND THEN GAP DOWN!
Get FUCKED bears!
$67.50 WTI WTF>$67.50 WTI WTF$67.50 WTI WTF>$67.50 WTI WTF$67.50 WTI WTF>$67.50 WTI WTF$67.50 WTI WTF>$67.50 WTI WTF$67.50 WTI WTF>$67.50 WTI WTF
Green gap up, sorry bobos :)
O I L AT $ 67 A BARRELIL
When the fuck does WTI open?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I EXPECTED TO BE VINDICATED WHEN SAYING CRASH WAS OVER LAST WEEK, BUT NOT SO BOLDLY!IT'S ALL OVER BOBO, ROPE YOURSELF, I TOLD YOU ALL TO BUY YOU ALL BETTER OF FUCKING BOUGHT!!!!
>>30428147WAIT TAKE MINE TOO
i like the coins because when I see investing people answering it wrong, it makes me feel better about my odds of making it against them
the markets are swingingand that makes me cageyso maybe i'll alwaysbe stuck as a wagie
>>304280824K EOW>4K EOW4K EOW>4K EOW4K EOW>4K EOW4K EOW>4K EOW
Looks good to me
Is GUSH a good buy? seen some oil barons shill it, can someone break it down for me?
>>30428273Whenever you crack open the barrel. Also >>30428259
0.44% is pretty weak given the stimulus hype. Something is badly wrong and I sense a rug pull tomorrow or Tuesday.
>>30428281>>30428147I don't get it.
How am i supposed to find a job in >Finance>Oilor >FAGMAN ?
>>30428082WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>30428341A futures gap of half a % is significantly bullish and this is YCC not stimmy
>futures are green so tomorrow will be green
Should I sell my WTI and get in after the morning dump or is this doing another 5% today
Sorry, but you aren't going to recover this time.
>>30428273Will it go higher? Some fairly strong rejection.
>>30428378Be born to the tribes
>>30428438Do you see what the OP pic says?
Let's see some GREEN
>>30428341Loving every dip.Buying every dip.
>>30428438>I m-must fud!
>>30428283Yeah, the idiots always complain about the woring of the coin one.I think the two poles question brings even more seething about being misled.And this one is my all time favorite. Although it's easier to wrap your head around it than the Monty Hall problem.
>>30428497I had a dream like this once.
>>30428283Answer is 1/3. Possible outcomes given the condition are:>HH>HT>THAnd are equal weighted hence the 1/3.
Here we go.3rd article in 4 days.https://seekingalpha.com/article/4412086-cleveland-cliffs-stock-remarkable-transformation
>ASX up 1.12% alreadyhave the bears been banished or are they just hiding for now?
>>30428430Won't YCC result in the killing of half of the market and the nuking of mutual funds given inflation? Inflation well above 5% EOSpring.
>>3042850225%, four sides, three of them are blueno?
>>304285022/3Now get the fuck out of this thread
>apology for poor english>when were you when bobo dies>i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring>'bobo is die'>'no'>and you?????????
FUTURES UP HUNDREDS
>>30428576actually no, wouldn't it be 66%?fuck you for making me think
>>30428585>>oil>AAAAAAAAAAAAno wait my graph was bugged, OOOOOOOO
>>30428377And? Run your shit, pussy.
>>30428529This is the first thread I see where the first answer is not wrong.>>30428576No.
>>30428561Inflation is the most bullish thing possible for equities, unironically. Our market is fake and gay, embrace it while it lasts.
>futures are actually doing good
>>30428341Maybe if it was over 1.5%
>futuresWE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>>30428638Who are you?
Thank you based Biden
>>30428615Ah, I already clicked post, but yea, it's 66.6%
>>30428641yea it's 2/3, I fixed it anon sorry>>30428576
>dumb fucking bobo thought futures would actually open reddelusional bears lmao
What is everyone buying before tomorrow's pump?
gangrape all jews to deathalso, buy oil and ford.
>>30428716Futures up 0.666%WTF SATAN?
You should be able to solve this.
>>30428704Just call me Derrick. Oil Derrick.
>VIX down almost 2%
someone answer me please >>30428226>SKT
>>30428733If you didn't buy Friday morning you're too late lmao
I WANT MY STIMMY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!
>>30428733SOXL. Buying at start of day, selling EOD.
>>30428733Nothing. I'm holding on to my current bags.
>>30428641I took probability in college. And almost failed it. But still, I did take it.
>>30428784Don't worry it'll reverse by morning
>>30428341Hopefully it keeps dipping on Wednesday because I have unsettled cash I have to wait for from swinging the bounce..
>>30428755Start floor 50, then +-(0.5*50).
>>30428469Thanks for reminding me this garbage show exists
The futures shall know pain
Well niggers, looks like SOXL wins again
>>30428839holy shit elon was a bond villain
Are warrants free 10 baggers? I feel like they haven't been memed because Robinzoomers can't buy them.
>>30428755I once had to give a formula for this with n eggs and m stories.
>>30428818Did you do your taxes?
You guys own $MNS right? Don't tell me you don't own the largest future lithium battery conglomerate??.. Anon..
>>30428822>not buying SOXL on Friday
Nasdaq 14,000 EOW?
>>30428912warrant arbitrage is the easiest money you can make right now. Tons of listed warrants for smaller corps trade way off black scholes
>>30428857You only have 2 eggs you dumbass>>30428755Drop from 1. If breaks, done. If not...Drop from 3. If breaks, drop from 2. If not...Drop from 5. If breaks, drop from 4. If not...etc.
What buy Besides oil and steel
Reminder that its a fucking bull trap since yield is still rising.
is WTI going to correct soon or can I just buy in and get some shut eye
>>30428755I had coders as roommates in college and heard this problem like 6 different times. Its a binary search and the answer is 14.
About to start recording a very racist episode of WTFWT in a few minutes.
>>30428978hook, line and sinker.also>avatarfag calling people cringe
>>30428822Nice. I bought the Thursday dip and sold the Friday rip. Cheers and good luck!>>30428948I don't have the balls to hold SOXL over the weekend in this market
>>30429013bond auction WILL get rigged by a combination of GSIG banks, ecb, ppt, or snb
>>30428983>You only have 2 eggs you dumbassThen start from floor 25. Going 1, 3, 5 will take forever.
>>30429029How do you think the Houthis are invested?
>>30429013As long as it's not rising too much, it's okay, r-right?
>>30428948I sold SOXL EOD Friday after buying the bottom of the dip. Sure, I may have missed out on a few% but given last Monday's pump, it kept rising throughout the day.
>>30428755Correct answer>pic related
should I buy at open?
I'm currently all in on PUBM. Average is $46.15. Am I going to make it? Or should I sell this for AMRS?
>>30429056>posting reaction pics is now avatarfagging
>>30429053>Its a binary searchIt's not.>the answer is 14Not quite.>>30429115Based
>>30429132How could you? You invested every available dollar buying this dip already.Didn't you?
>>30428714Yeah this little nigger had to fight Republicans to get this actually done so even as a Trump guy gotta admit he done somefin
reminder that dividends are your friend
reminder that $ was printed into nothingness and nobody will buy bonds of a worthless, inflating currency, thus the selloff will continue for a month
>>30428987fordto flatten jews
>>30429074They'll need to start paying people to hold bonds soon
>>30428755An egg breaks when you drop it from as little as 1 foot, a single story is at least 10 feet, dumbass. This is a trick question.
WE'RE STILL IN THIS AQB BOYS
>>30429198No give me back my money
>>30429061>I don't have the balls to hold SOXL over the weekend in this marketAgreed. Once the Fed implements Yield Curve Control, it could lose control of the situation at any moment. That is the last card the Fed has to play. I don't think main street is recovering as fast as investors think or want it to be either so I'll wait and see.
>>30428755This is just a binary search.
>>30428755You don't drop egg, you eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.
>>30429198You will go down sooner or later, Cathie. You can't keep getting away with this.
>VIX spot vs. VIX futures roll yield is positive>VIX term structure is in contango>he isn't all in SOXLExplain yourselves. Why do you hate free money?
threadly reminder Roblox somehow managed to lose money in a year when everyone was stuck at homethis is the new Palantir-style exist scam where they are going public to dump their bags on your heads. You can probably make some money swinging it but don't hold on too long - their financials are disastrous.
>>30429054gonna have to skip it unfortunately.my hatred of the jew has been interfering with my sleep lately and i gotta really protect this cycle i've achieved
>>304285021/3?>>30428641>one of the coins is headsone of the coins has been flipped and is showing heads, the other coin is either heads or tails, what am I getting wrong here? It's 50:50 but I know that's "wrong">>30428529it just feels wrong. One coin has been flipped and we see that it is heads. Therefore, the only possibilities are HT and HH.If you said "one of the coins is GOING to land on heads because this is a universe where, whenever two coins are flipped it's impossible for them both to land tails up" then that would be differentBut this is an event that has occured. One of the coins is heads up.>>30428755n-no you>>30429115What FoodChad companies are there for eggs?
>>30429198YOU WERE RIGHTMY CATHIEMY HOPEMY QUEENWHY DID WE EVER THINK STONKS COULD GO DOWN, OH THEY WILL BUT NOT BADLY. NOT FOR LONG. AT THE END OF ALL THINGS.
>>30429179Kinda, I dropped about 2.5k last week.
>>30429157yes>im not avatarfagging, i just post epic reaction images
>>30429233I don't think they will. What maters is rate vol more than rates. Rate vol moves at the auctions, so if you rig the auctions you cap a large portion of rate volInsiders then have a lot more time to get out
>>30429198fuck off cathie, i can't wait until TSLA and PLTR drag you down with them
Is beta decay/Volatility drag a meme?
>>30429247I should have included that but I though when people see the word math they check out.
WHAT THE FUCK BBC?WHY EGGS? WHY THE EGGS?
>>30429079They're invested into the almighty light of AllahInshallah
>>30429360Tesla 1k eom screen cap this
>>30429198>invest in companies most vulnerable to rising yields
>>30428755Look eggs break so easily the real world answer is floor 0 and to drop 0 eggs. Only a retard would try to do something else.
>>30428755Take the bowl, slap the guy who gave you this "test" across the head with it when he turns around. tie his arms and legs with his shirt and pants, and shove one egg up his ass, the throw him off the 100th floor.Eat the other egg to recoup the calories burned exterminating the shitbag.
>>30428755I hate questions like this. I guess the answer is going 10th, 20th, 30th until the first breaks, but if you use your mind you can guess that the probability distribution isn't uniform and since they're fucking eggs you can guess that it most likely will break from the first floor if not the ground floor.
>>30429307>MY CATHIE>MY HOPE>MY QUEEN
>>30429363Yes and no
please buy the bonds jerome
>>30429056>reaction images are avatarfagging.
>>30428277Anyone else get annoyed by these posters?If they're so confident why haven't they went all in many months ago? Why didn't they go all in on calls? If it's over for anyone who didn't buy the dip does that not mean they are stating that the stock will now crab at this new price thereby making it better to sell or sell covered calls? After all if they're theory is itll keep going up you can still jump in.I own a shit ton of calls, just annoyed by anons like this. Just in case any of you think im a bobo
Buy and hold these in the long runUSMJWCVCPAOGMINEZOMSNDLYou'll thank me later.t. Pennyfag
when futures are initially green tomorrow will be blood red
>>30429305you're assuming that the coins are flipped in order and you know the result of the first flip before the second.in reality, the question is equivalent to flipping two coins without looking at the results, having your friend tell you "there is at least one head in this flip" and you giving the chance that there are two heads.
>>30429095Yes brother, these fools shall know pain.
>>30429403>screen cap thisgladly
>>30429305The coin one does not say which one is heads. They are fliiped simultaneously.The card one is not 1/3 either, sorry.
>>30429395Correct. I would also accept any of these funds: https://etfdb.com/esg-investing/social-issues/sharia-compliant-investing/>>30429406If she owns 100% of the shares, she can dictate the price.
How many CRBP shares do I need to support a desi wife?
Anyone else get annoyed by these types of posters >>30428277?If they're so confident why haven't they went all in many months ago? Why didn't they go all in on calls? If it's over for anyone who didn't buy the dip does that not mean they are stating that the stock will now crab at this new price thereby making it better to sell or sell covered calls? After all if they're theory is itll keep going up you can still jump in.I own a shit ton of calls, just annoyed by anons like this. Just in case any of you think im a bobo
>>30428755Let n = 1Drop egg from Floor 2nIf it breaks, drop from Floor 2n-1If it does not break, increase n and repeatWorst case is floor 99, which is 51 drops.
>>30429407This. Imagine being the retard carrying out some algorithmic pattern of dropping eggs on to the street below when you could just make an egg sandwich.>>30429289Based and correct
>>30429343I have a single image of this character used exclusively for cringe faggots like you. I don't even know which show it is.
>>30429293I'm only all-in on SOXL on a 1 or 2-day basis. It's simply too crazy to hold for longer with the level of absurd manipulation and selloffs going on this past month and a half or so...I just buy a dip and sell off 10%. Once we're more clearly in bull mode I might get more mid-term and try to farm 20% but right now the market is too zany..
TESLA 800$ AT OPEN
>>30429533Really the time spent doing the different egg drops and figuring it out *costs* you more than what you save in having to buy an extra couple dozen eggs (plus cleanup of the street, however much janitors cost)
>thread quality deteriorating See you guys next weekend
>>30428270LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
>>30429560damn thats epic bro, cool as heck.
Same shit happened a week ago.The real pain is yet to come.
>>30429157>Posting anime pics titled "cringe.jpg" is not avatarfagging or cringe
UH OH LOOKS LIKE LUM POSTER JINX'D FUTURES AGAIN. DOWN WE GOOOOOOO
>>30429622Thanks for leaving
This isn't egg drop general this is stock market general get your shit together ffs
Really though, everything is green including the DXY. Doesn't that indicate a FUCKTON of bond selling?
So is WTI actually legit going to moon, or is it just another /smg/ pnd?I want to buy oil but don't wanna get stuck with bags
>>30429601Now correct me if I'm wrong but I've heard some janitors work for free
>>30429363>>30429420Wtf volatility drag even is?
TSLA below 500 and mass suicides in India soon
>>30429382>"first they came for the eggs and I said nothing, because I do not like eggs... "
>>30429576Why? What fundamentals?
>>30429382Eggs are white supremacist
>>30429198Tesla got bogged very hard this month
are my ACEV 3/19 12.5c kill?
>>30429639No pain for oil chads and copper bros, even less pain for banking lords since we benefit from higher yields and rotation out of tech
If GUSH and the like are up like 5% premarket tomorrow, is there any point in buying in? It feels like if I bought oil now it'll just gap down hard one night and fuck me
>>30429649I forgot giving easy to search names to my reaction pics is deemed uncool.
Should I buy a ton of BILI pre-market? I don’t really think it can go much lower than it already is.
>>30429753My girlfriend was looking over my shoulder last time I saw this webm so I couldn't click on it. Thanks for posting it again. it delivers
>>30429753I want to smack her and tell her to put modest clothes on
>>30429655Kill all L*m posters
>>30429395By Allah you're right.
>>30429664>Futures green>Full euphoria on /smg/>Yields still rising fastI think I've seen this before.>>30429676>I felt a disturbance in the stock market>As if an entire continent was margin called at once, then silence.
>>30429151I'm in both. Read the AMRS annual report. They are making money but they have a large amount of debt. Auditors called it a "significant concern". I will be staying in AMRS as long as they can both grow and reduce their debt at the same time each quarter. Does anyone know how rising bonds affect corporate debt btw?AMRS is literally profiting off women. The beauty / fagmakeup industry is huge but they are more of a behind the scenes player from what I've read. They supply the molecules to the nulotions.
Any /smg/ anons ever have to deal with their family's dumb investing decisions? My brother is nearly 30 and only just found out that IRAs don't auto-invest, he's been keeping it in cash for years.
>>30429834what does it deliver it's just some chick?
>>30429382They havent passed it? Msm made it sound like it already did. Well no 1.4k guaranteed just yet, was expecting that so I can withdraw it together with the other stimulus bux i got.
>>30429692>>30429382I only eat boiled eggs nonstop, saving cashBreakfast, Lunch, DinnerIm all in on oil
>>30429013>bull trapfor growth stocks. not for industrials and memes
howdy folks, is cielo green tomorrow?
Are futures looking good? Green monday?
>>30429198i never doubted mommy to begin with
>>30429115lmaoquality reference, well done
>>30429858*Growing concernSorry typo
>>30429856Just watchForeign subscription to this weeks auctions will be the best since the pandemic started
So up or down monday? If this was the correction, it was the lamest.
>>30429655DARLING TIME FOR YOUR DAILY -10%!
>>30429772Fuck dude I'm almost leaning that direction, I was so hyped to buy 100 shares of SU but if its something gay like 5% at open UGHHHHH.
>>30429875my boomer father is in complete denial that anyone can reliably beat mutual funds
>>30429885>what does it deliverthe desire to fuck the chick in the webm
>>30429912i dont know but that man sure looks good
My little efferiumz doin sum
>>30429622Look what you guys did. We all need to DRAMATICALLY STEP UP OUR QUALITY POSTING here. You scared the one guy that matters to smg away, you all need to be ashamed of yourselves.
>>30429858As long as they don't have to go more in debt (i.e. they are currently profitable), they won't be affected by rising yields.
I can't wait for a nice bullish Monday lads remember to stay strong and never fall for the market tricks and fudsalso invest in HCMC
>>30429875I dunno if dumb or notmy family and neighbors joined some ponzi 2x money in 3 months, luckily there has been 2 payouts already.So I told them to not go all in for the next and just collect 20% winnings and 80% go back in and gamble.
>>30429876This guy gets it!
>>30429753Give her instagram, I need a dopamine BOOOOOOOST
>>30429753>unironic funko pop collectionSimps payed for it no doubt. >>30429839Based.
>>30429907It'll take a BIG FAT SHIT
Yo. What the fuck is happening with futures? You guys said the market was gonna crash!!!!! UVXY is 80% of my portfolio and at the rate futures are going I'm gonna be broke by morning.
>>30430079Just keep DCAing into UVXY my man, trust the plan.
>>30429875Family bought Canadian diamond mine penny stock, wouldn't sell when I begged them too down -15% just let it ride for -40K. I have very bad DNA, I work at Target at age 42. Thinking is actually honestly difficult, I only follow other peoples memes and I have been doing well enough to help get some nice things, I bought a PS5 for my fiance and we play together.
>>30429772Oil is becoming a hedge for inflation and going super saiyan commodity.Feels good to have bought GUSH @ $39 last year back when everyone thought we all would be driving teslas by 2021 despite the inevitable financial cliff. Feels real good.
>>30428755you only need one egg for this O_O just drop it from first floor and if it no break run down stairs and pick it up then try from floor 2, ect
>>30429493>The card one is not 1/3 either, sorry.i looked at the picture and misread the questionis that intentional or just dyslexia?>>30429493>The coin one does not say which one is heads. They are fliiped simultaneously.then I do take issue with the wording, unless that's actually something wrong with my brain that the question is designed to weed out>>30429858>Does anyone know how rising bonds affect corporate debt btw?uhhhhhhhh makes them less appealing I would guess, I would guess corporate debt yields rise when the market sells off?>>30429876anti-feminist propaganda>>30429875>My brother is nearly 30 and only just found out that IRAs don't auto-invest, he's been keeping it in cash for years.so basically he doesn't know how to invest and is starting at 30?sounds like a decent start?>>30429935forgot about that memenice oc
SPY will hit 400 by end of this week. All stimulus is going into the market. Calls are free money. Just looking at the movement of BTC which is a predictor of stock market performance. Go long Monday or stay poor forever.
>>30429753Imagine anal sex with this whore
>>30429875>parkland shooting occurs >mother calls broker, tells them to pull all gun investments for moral reasons>broker liquidates all the gun positions >gun stocks shoot up massively this yearonly thing dumb to me about it was investing based on conscience, not based on pursuing large returns
>>30430046Farmers walks with 100+lbs in one hand? Mirin
>>30430158>GUSH>-99.14% performance over last 5 yearsGreat investment, mate. Oil is DOA. Electric is the future.
>>30428755Drop one at 50, then if it doesn't break, 75, then if it still doesn't break, 88, then 94, 97, 99 and 100. Still not broken? Done.If it breaks at any level, start at (lowest unchecked level + 1) and drop one every floor. Once it breaks, you're done.Best case = 7, worst case = 50.
>>30430212That is a sin because it cannot get her pregnant.
>>30429753disgusting whorethis is a bad one too i don't wank to attention whoring slagshave some standards
NO NO NO FUTURES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MY FUNDS HAVENT SETTLED YET YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RED THE ENTIRE WEEK FUCK YOU
>>30430079>UVXY is 80% of my portfolio
>>30428755Answer is you should be eating those eggs before trading.
>>30430186I'm already up 3k on the long call I held over the weekend just from this premarket pump. I'm not sure if I should white knuckle it or sell to close tomorrow. Looking like I might be up 20k on a naked call by noon. I guess bobos hate money.
>>30429875I don't think my parents are mega-retards but they pretty much just HODL hot stocks. Often this works well but sometimes they just sit on meme stocks like PLTR. Basically they're not geniuses but not idiot gamblers either, so they do fine just off the market rising. They just buy the dip and hold, and keep like 20%-30% cash on hand. Very boomer. They also do responsible stuff like help me refinance my mortgage, so they are above average overall..
>>30430284Now solve it for minimal worst case. Or minimal average case, really, because your solution isn't that good in that regard either.
>>30429671underlying crabs:>(1-x)*(1+ (1/(x-1)-1) )That's equal to 1. Underlying drops x/100 %, then goes back up by 1/(x-1)-1. => Ergo it crabs.Meanwhile with a k leveraged etf:>(1-k*x)*(1+ k*(1/(x-1)-1))For leverage k > 1 this is smaller than 1 for all valid x which means that the etf went down in price even though the underlying only crabbed.It's equal to 1 if k = 1 and it's greater than 1 for 0<k<1. This effect grows with the magnitude of x. It's very acceptable in a low volatility environment but it can also wreck you in a higher volatility environment.
>>30430312It's on the slide downwards. Red by open. SOXS chads win again!
>>30430284Eggs are way more fragile than question makers. Eat the eggs, throw the question maker on the ground on the first floor. If he doesn't break, move to the second.
Im tired of being broke should i do spy weeklies , or NVDA/ Tesla
>>30430336Buy TMV LEAPS, check back in six months. Simple as.
>>30428644>what are the 70s
>>30430079UVXY decays at a rate of 9% a month, I believe. You should be fine holding it. Me, however... I have calls on it. 80% of my portfolio in calls. I am unable to feel anymore.
is tsla ded forever
>>30430267I'm investing in coal for the power plants that run your little beta-mobiles. Buying real estate in Arizona, which will be beachfront property when we finally melt the gay icebergs. Stay poor, idiot.
>>30429753Imaging pulling her hips against yours while you thrust using your max length. Her legs locking up behind you and pressing her body against yours, she only holds herself by grabbing your forearms while you squeeze her tits and she bites her lips like in the video and looks straight into your eyes
>>30430373That's beta decay. Or are they the same thing?
>>30430079Just hold, Monday is always a pump day, tuesday is the true determinate of how it will all play out.
>>30429753imagine strangling her to death with piano wire
>>30430460beta decay is simping for thots like this >>30429753
>>30429933my gevo is down over 50% in 3 weeksi think it's been corrected enough, thank you
holy shit oilwhy didn't i go with more leverage? I'm only 60% LEAPS and they're all ITM too lol
>>30430364It is probably optimal in average case (which is what the question asks) and worst case. Inb4 inbred didn't see the 2 eggs limit.>>30430393What if the question maker is less or more fragile than an egg?
>>30430336where do you see them? Both marketwatch and investing.com show me values from friday
>>30430441Hopefully this helps you learn a little about risk management.
Time to buy $GOLD?
>>30429858Don't forget that they bought 2 brand names this year at an undisclosed amount. Hope it wasn't too much.
>>30430509RKG gets it
>>30430373>(1/(x-1)-1)This should be 1/(1-x) - 1>>30430460>Beta decay in finance refers to the tendency for a company with a high beta coefficient to have its beta coefficient normalize to the market beta.Not to my knowledge but people seem to use the term that way.
>10y yield +2.80%See you tomorrow.
>>30430576very convincing magical lines anon
>>30430549https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/financial-futuresI think only MarketWatch bothers to calculate them into actual yield % though.
>>30429666>smg can pump and dump the price of crude oilplease kill yourself
>>30430707I don't invest in French stocks.
so I should probably just buy some soxl whenever it dips hard and then just sell on pump days right? I've made like 700 bucks last week from buying the dips
>>30430576>Imagine buying precious metals when Treasury rates are rapidly risingAre PMG faggots really this dense?I won't even mention the use of TA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA JEROME PLEASE BUY THE FUCKING BONDS
>>30430576What charting site is this?
>>30430625unironically market will view it as bullish, as it will force the Fed to enact YCC/OT (which is the current rumor floating) similar to how bad economic reports in previous months were (surprisingly) bullish, as it would push the Fed to continue the easy money
>>30430509Imagine knocking the wind out of her with a punch to the stomach followed by knocking her to the floor with a kick to the face and then grabbing her by the ankle out to your driveway to shackle her to your tailgate and taking her for a drive to a nature preserve to feed her to the bears.
>>30430526Same. Fuck that stock. I attended the fireside chat with the CEO and lead scientist and they seemed extremely motivated and annoyed by shareholders. I got the impression that, as long as they live comfortably, they don't really care about creating shareholder value.The lead scientist explained how hard of a sell GEVO was. He said people have to sign an agreement to buy the fuel in the future at an agreed upon price point and sign on the dotted line before fuel production even begins. He literally said that he's called up companies and they respond with, "You're asking me to do WHAT?"Then the CEO got all nervous and said he doesn't get enough credit and people are always on his case despite signing SAS (Swedish Airlines). Of course the Swedes would buy the sustainable fuel...
>>30430769Presumably Fed fucking over TIPS market means the rate rise is all inflation rather than anything real? Dunno, just steelmanning.
when will the nasdump bottom out?
>>30430816*Unmotivated and annoyedTypo
>>30428147goddamn rats trying to shit up my portfolio
>>30430769This is the time to buy it though, no? Before YCC is implemented? Perhaps at 2.5% or 3%?
PLEASE RELEASE MY PORTFOLIO FROM THIS SEA OF RED
>>30430807I agree, although I expect pain until they actually confirm it next week. Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>30430816They did sign another very large take-or-pay agreement, so the CEO is actually doing something good.I'm in it for the potential Govt project or subsidy, which they will no doubt get. But only with gambling money now.
>>30428755I would go to shop and buy more eggs. Then ask all the wagies that I hire to start throwing eggs from different floors.
>>30430441> I have calls on it.>80% of my portfolio in callsFuck, brother. And here I thought I had it rough.
>>30430912Once yields are not rising faster than inflation expectations. The difference between the two are usually what affects gold prices most.
>>30430762Yeah SOXL is good to hold 1-5 days for a 10-20% pomp.
I, for one, think it’s cute that (YOU) think you have any idea what is going on.Let alone what’s going to happen.It’s so much easier (and less douche) to just pick cute named securities, buy when +10% down, sell when +20% up, and actually live your life.Be well anon
>gap up>crab down>dump>repeatIt's all so tiresome
>>30431176I went 10x on two SPY put trades last week and you bet your ass I'm gonna do it again this week once we hit the top
>>30429655What? Oil futures are going up. You scared me for a moment.
>Nasdump already back to the red. people who panic bought last Friday are into the close gonna be pretty mad tomorrow when we go limit down.
>>30428502Given that you picked a card with blue that leaves 2 events in the sample space. One event you picked the card with both blue sides. The other event you picked the card with one red and one blue. The probability that the other side is blue is .5
>>30430171Fuck, that's based
>>30431351Nope. Hint: The double blue card has two sides.
Houthis are lobbing missiles at Saudi Arabia-what are the best oil stocks to buy?
>>30431481Unless I’m misunderstanding the wording, given that one side has already shown to be blue leaves one of two events. You picked the double blue card or you picked the card with red and blue. This means there is a 50% chance that the other side is blue.