/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.30424186]

1 hour till futures edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Links for Lum
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.30424204]

previous: >>30419285

[Anonymous No.30424226]

CHYNA

[Anonymous No.30424231]

SOXS

[Anonymous No.30424241]

Here we go.

3rd article in 4 days

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4412086-cleveland-cliffs-stock-remarkable-transformation

[Anonymous No.30424270]

I believe in Jesus and mommy Cathie.
85k in ARK ETFs.

[Anonymous No.30424279]

What are some good semiconductor growth plays?

[Anonymous No.30424287]

>>30424279
>>30424231

[Anonymous No.30424302]

CRBP trial results sending the stock to the moon this week

[Anonymous No.30424304]

Can someone help a newfag to option trading out. What does limit price mean and also says bid and ask i don't get it? I want to do my first call tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30424311]

>>30423704
Wait so everyone agrees now ?

[Anonymous No.30424334]

>>30424186
Fuck kikes
Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.30424350]

>>30424226
Wow if only our great US press could work for good instead of evil and post this during a time when we had a president trying to do something about it. haha whoa

>>30422325
desu this conversation kind of inspired me to think that there are lots of car rental companies that could make a new startup that allows people the use of cars for long periods a lot like Air B&B.

People who want a car for a month can pay a rate and then give the car back. The interesting part is they can drive it wherever they want and then a computer would report where they drive, there is no giving the car back you simply drive it anywhere you like then it could be given to someone else nearby using advanced technology. You don't use lock and key you use electronic start with your smartphone.

[Anonymous No.30424352]

>>30424279
HIMX

[Anonymous No.30424363]

>>30424304
read all links in OP for the love of god before you put a single cent in the market

[Anonymous No.30424371]

feelin pretty comfy holding my undervalued suncor oil stocks that are going to send me divvies which will only get bigger

[Anonymous No.30424382]

>>30424241
>clf
>transformation

[Anonymous No.30424399]

>>30424304
If you don't even know that, fucking don't bother. Its no different from the bid and ask in stocks, crypto or anything else.

[Anonymous No.30424421]

>>30424350
good idea if everyone was educated and white, in reality some nig is gonna trash it and/or steal it and/or steal parts of it

[Anonymous No.30424431]

>>30424270
>mommy Cathie.

[Anonymous No.30424478]

>>30424241
CLF plz

[Anonymous No.30424490]

>>30424186
It has been a bumpy ride with you boys. I've been loading up on LEAPs. What are your thoughts on EDP and ENB

>EDP
>ENB

[Anonymous No.30424493]

OIL

[Anonymous No.30424528]

>chamath this entire weekend
Absolutely hilarious and delusional.
PnDs are literally in Poo DNA.

[Anonymous No.30424577]

>>30424528
I picked up some CLOV last week below $7, feels pretty good knowing I bought someone's margin call

[Anonymous No.30424584]

>>30424528
Chamath holds a lot of CRBP.

[Anonymous No.30424591]

>>30424528
poo(mp) and doomp

[Anonymous No.30424616]

>>30424421
This nigger>>30424350
Theres something slightly similar here in france, the funny thing is that cars are not allowed to be left in certain areas and theres a huge bulge where you can not leave it, and guess which specimens dwell there kek

[Anonymous No.30424646]

>>30424270
Go back

[Anonymous No.30424665]

>>30424528
sauce on what he's doing?

[Anonymous No.30424679]

does the SEC actually DO anything? serious question. like, when has was the last time the SEC did anything significant?

[Anonymous No.30424682]

>>30424226
That is a good ad for Chinese stocks.

[Anonymous No.30424684]

Bayhorse

[Anonymous No.30424709]

Asking again: Will the SP500 rebalance in march be the final nail in the TSLA coffin?
It was included on Dec18, at around $650.
SP500 (and friends) is market cap weighted, and TSLAs market cap fell by a lot, while the rest of the index constituents did not.
This means when the rebalance is done, a shitton of shares will be sold on rebalance day (March 20) by boomer ETFs. Hedgies will of course frontrun and shortsell before this date, increasing the selloff.
ARK will implode, take the memes with it, forcing the whole thing to liquidate once everyone just pulls out in panic.

So anon, can you explain why you don't own April TSLA puts?

[Anonymous No.30424725]

>>30424679
They fuck over retail investors and make anyone pay if they start a pump and dump without them

[Anonymous No.30424734]

>>30424493
>OIL
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>OIL
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>OIL
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>OIL
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but how high can suncor go and are GTE owners oil barons too?

[Anonymous No.30424744]

>>30424350
>desu this conversation kind of inspired me to think that there are lots of car rental companies that could make a new startup that allows people the use of cars for long periods a lot like Air B&B
Basically Zipcar

[Anonymous No.30424764]

I have $20 to throw at some options tomorrow. What calls should I purchase?

[Anonymous No.30424765]

>>30424493
how high will some of the oil companies go, do you think?

[Anonymous No.30424785]

>>30424490
EDP has put money into the US over the last two years.
ENB's pickup of the storage tanks in Cushing gives it good space if the US ever starts production, or prices tank again.

[Anonymous No.30424802]

>>30424431
>>30424646
Buy the dip :)

[Anonymous No.30424808]

Aw yeah bros check out this fuck off huge fuel tank
>>30424528
His entire business model is bringing shit companies to market and dumping them.
>>30424584
The entire nation of India's economy is dependent on CRBP not crashing.
>>30424679
They have <2k employees. The SEC is very, VERY limited in what it can do.

[Anonymous No.30424827]

>>30424709
because i don't believe in conspiracy theories

[Anonymous No.30424830]

>>30424302
placebo works better than the drug lmao

[Anonymous No.30424831]

>>30424709
OH, and BTW, this means boomer ETFs will do the worlds biggest Buy high, sell low event.

[Anonymous No.30424840]

>>30424709
NOOO!! TESLA IS GOING UP FOREVER!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.30424843]

I just wanna be a millionaire by 30

[Anonymous No.30424848]

one hour

[Anonymous No.30424862]

>>30424808
Forgot my fuck off huge fuel tank

[Anonymous No.30424864]

>>30424764
what contract can you buy for 20 bucks
the fuck

[Anonymous No.30424867]

>>30424808
>They have <2k employees. The SEC is very, VERY limited in what it can do.

sounds like OSHA and equally as useless lmao

[Anonymous No.30424897]

>>30424827
Why in the shit is this a conspiracy theory? The SP500 methodology and share prices are public info. Unless TSLA somehow does +20% in the next 2 weeks, they will be FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.30424909]

>this many oil shills
sell signal: STRONG
rug pull: imminent

[Anonymous No.30424917]

>>30424765
I mainly have SU and BP, I expect both of them to get to at least pre covid levels but very likely even further beyond.

[Anonymous No.30424929]

>>30424848
Fuck off bad omen woman

[Anonymous No.30424940]

>>30424679
They protect the status quo, currently the only purpose of the majority of federal government

[Anonymous No.30424953]

>>30424909
DRIP calls: locked and loaded

[Anonymous No.30424957]

>>30424808
>The entire nation of India's economy is dependent on CRBP
Now the "India Superpower by 2021" start to make sense huh

[Anonymous No.30424969]

>>30424897
>ARK will implode, take the memes with it, forcing the whole thing to liquidate once everyone just pulls out in panic.
just stop lmao

[Anonymous No.30424971]

>>30424679
No, short sellers for example always fucking manipulate the market all the time and nothing ever happens. They load up on shorts or puts, tweet out some report which can be true, but a lot of the times they're not. The stock tanks and then they cash out and keep doing it over and over again.

[Anonymous No.30424977]

Threadly reminder to buy NAT and ZG at open or midday dip.

[Anonymous No.30425035]

>>30424864
Any contract as long as the premium is less than or equal to $0.20. Plenty of short-term gambles for massive price increases will have $0.01 premiums. Theoretically I could buy up to 20 contracts for $20.

[Anonymous No.30425047]

>>30424897
>+20%
It's only off 8% from $650.

[Anonymous No.30425075]

>>30424371
I already got divvies previous week. I hope they restore divvies to pre-corona value though in 3 months. This would be glorious.

[Anonymous No.30425083]

>>30424957
>>30419503
Good thing I only threw 50 bucks to see what CRBP does

[Anonymous No.30425091]

Is this bailout for pensions priced in?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/07/business/dealbook/bailout-pensions-stimulus.html

[Anonymous No.30425097]

>futures
I DID MY TIME

[Anonymous No.30425108]

>>30424971
how do i profit from this? i dont mind things being corrupt as long as i can participate as well

[Anonymous No.30425119]

>>30424909
Arabs started fighting each other again, bullish for oil prices.
At least I hope so.

[Anonymous No.30425128]

>>30424734
I considered GTE, but I'm worried that biggest players are the ones who will make profit on this the fastest. Smaller player might have long contracts signed which they would have to renegotiate.

[Anonymous No.30425165]

>>30424431
>daddy Karp

[Anonymous No.30425188]

>>30424909
I'm not buying your CLF bags but you can buy my GUSH bags once they get to 10000$/share in four years

[Anonymous No.30425225]

>>30425097
I HEAR THE TRAIN A COMIN..

[Anonymous No.30425237]

>>30424909
>/smg/ is representative of the market
LOL

[Anonymous No.30425238]

Not sure if I should split my money between a couple stocks or have to pick one. Either buying the semi conductor dip (not SOXL) or go for commodities.

[Anonymous No.30425262]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

[Anonymous No.30425274]

>>30425165
>papa elon

[Anonymous No.30425277]

>>30425238
SOXL NOW.

[Anonymous No.30425292]

>>30424917
Same, but I also bought Shell on Friday (RDS). It's also undervalued still and I'd rather diversify my portfolio a little bit in case one of those companies has problems with oil supply.

[Anonymous No.30425323]

Chase losses of 38k or give up on investing forever?

Market seems like its about to crash. But I'm just a retard so idk. Just a feeling

[Anonymous No.30425334]

Buying the TSLA dip tomorrow. Daddy Elon won’t fail us

[Anonymous No.30425351]

time to buy the tech dip?

[Anonymous No.30425358]

>>30425262
>every single fucking thread
How is this not spam, fucking jannies?
And I got warned yesterday for posting soijacks. For fucks sake, do your job for free.

[Anonymous No.30425359]

>>30425238
you don't think about diversifying as a goal, you diversify only because you're already risking the most you can afford to lose in your highest-conviction play

just don't fall in the trap that you're playing roulette with stocks instead of actually investing. At that point you're better off buying an index ETF

[Anonymous No.30425389]

>>30425323
It's long overdue correction of tech and growth stocks. PE ratio of some of them was crazy.

[Anonymous No.30425393]

so the market could crash
and that fills me with dread
'cause i might on that day
shoot myself in the head

[Anonymous No.30425400]

>>30425108
Step 1: Acquire over $25,000
Step 2: Understand shorting is just as risky as longs
Step 3: Lose money unless you own CNBC and have (((friends))) in the government to help shit up a stock

[Anonymous No.30425422]

>>30425358
>for posting soijacks
they do that? lol come on /biz/

[Anonymous No.30425429]

>>30425277
I'm buying SOXS open market on monday, right before the tech/semi sector drops again.

[Anonymous No.30425441]

>>30425292
Yeah good buy, I'll grab a bunch of Shell if they ever dip again, right now I'm too deep in the other two to justify buying another oil company.

[Anonymous No.30425452]

>>30425238
literally can't go wrong with DCA'ing into QCOM. im also in SWBI and all i have to say is check out their recent earnings (was on Mar. 4th), it was fucking stellar. the price is still being suppressed due to the overall market selloff happening because of the gay bond shit, seriously get in on this ASAP and hodl and you will guaranteed make money. again just read the fucking ER it's a complete blowout of expectations, plus they're doing a share buyback, plus they're instituting a dividend.

[Anonymous No.30425460]

>>30425274
>>30425165
>>30424431
what is the smg unholy trinity? bogdanoffs, cramer, and the vampire looking youtube guy?

[Anonymous No.30425463]

>>30425188
You’re just as mentally ill as the tranny if you think gush will ever see $10000 a share

[Anonymous No.30425478]

>>30425429

[Anonymous No.30425490]

>>30425429
I don't even own SOXL, I just want to get in eventually

[Anonymous No.30425497]

>>30424186
What is the best site to trade futures? I was looking at Tradovate.

[Anonymous No.30425511]

>>30424843
I'm 31. Am I too late

[Anonymous No.30425515]

With a shipping container you can go anywhere you want...

[Anonymous No.30425522]

>>30424909
how often has this kind of sentiment analysis proven profitable?

[Anonymous No.30425546]

>>30425400
shorting is literally inversely risky compared to longs. going long you can only lose 100% but your earning potential is infinite. going short you can only earn 100% but your loss potential is infinite. shorting is retarded unless you're day trading technicals or "know something".

[Anonymous No.30425562]

>>30425359
>don't fall in the trap that you're playing roulette with stocks instead of actually investing
Expand on this trap please.

[Anonymous No.30425571]

>>30424186
>Futures

[Anonymous No.30425572]

>>30425522
100% if you ignore the times when it didn't work.

[Anonymous No.30425587]

>>30425452
I bought SWBI 2023 contracts. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.30425590]

>>30424843
>>30425511
How far along are you? High six figs at least, right?

[Anonymous No.30425602]

>>30424917
>>30425292
>oil is going up
sweet
i'm assuming it's going to be same for the other big oil guys

[Anonymous No.30425614]

>>30425460
I think pic related can replace vampire guy actually. Only a few anons shill vampire guy, while big dip buyer dwyer is always there in our times of need. he is the anti bogdanoff.

[Anonymous No.30425619]

>>30425108
Follow short sellers like Hindenberg Research, Muddy Waters Research, etc. on twitter and set it up for alerts. When they publish their new hit piece, load up on shorts or puts and close them sometime during that same day. If you're feeling ballsy load up on calls or shares by the end of the day and play the bounce the next day. For example, when whatever short seller published their short report on EH, it tanked -50% that day, but rebounded 60% the next day. Same thing with SOS, the price got obliterated, but later rebounded. EH, SOS, WKHS, and GME are just some of the few stocks that come to mind when I can think of a stock that fell hard after a short report and rebounded not long after.

[Anonymous No.30425623]

>>30425515
Well you're quickly heading to tranny town if you keep it up

[Anonymous No.30425644]

>>30425522
oil isn't news to anyone, it was on msm last week for multiple days

[Anonymous No.30425648]

>>30425429
>stock up really high, short it?
>nah
>stock go down, short it?
>nah
>stock go down even more, short it
>nah
>stock go down a LOT, short it?"
>okay now short it

why do people do this? isn't this literally what happened to the "GUH" guy?

[Anonymous No.30425670]

>>30425422
Yeah. I mean I did do it for like 5 times in a single thread, but still. Sounds like overreach.

[Anonymous No.30425691]

>>30425602
I'm not aware of a oil company that is at least decently sized that didn't go up the past few weeks, unless you got in on friday you're almost certainly up at least a few % any oil buy.

[Anonymous No.30425697]

anyone got reddit's next gamma squeeze target?

[Anonymous No.30425705]

>>30424241
>t. I HAVE NO LIFE BUT CLF PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION

Day or night you're shilling this do you ever stop?

[Anonymous No.30425723]

>>30424304
>I want to do my first call tomorrow.
Thats so cute. Here you go you stupid newfag https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

[Anonymous No.30425724]

>>30425590
Low six figs. Fell for the college and job meme for a long while. As soon as I started my own biz and started trading the whole ship turned around.

Funniest part is literally everyone I know said I'm crazy for leaving a "good job." Half of them got laid off during 'rona.

[Anonymous No.30425727]

>>30425572
Just like TA lol

[Anonymous No.30425738]

>>30425452
I imagine SWBI has been around forever. Why would they go up now? Not sure the upside will be that great.

[Anonymous No.30425748]

>>30425571
SOMEONE STOP THE BLEEDING, PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.30425767]

>>30425623
Ah but BDRY will outperform CLF over the next three months. You can take that to the bank.

[Anonymous No.30425819]

>>30425767
Can someone explain the clf tranny thing plz. I've been away.

[Anonymous No.30425832]

>>30424382
>CLF will never be a real steel company

[Anonymous No.30425837]

>>30425670
soiposting is a actual problem on some of the other boards
namely >>>/qa/
at any given time they make up to 10 - 40% of the catalog

[Anonymous No.30425842]

>>30425748
are the hogies OK?

[Anonymous No.30425852]

>>30425091
Boomer line must go up. Bailouts.
Zoomer line must go down. Personal responsibility.

[Anonymous No.30425871]

>>30425819
Away for a year...?

[Anonymous No.30425884]

>>30425842
You don't have this set to your home page? https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/agricultural/livestock/lean-hogs.html

[Anonymous No.30425904]

>>30425705
Poor little guy, someone will buy his bags one day.

[Anonymous No.30425905]

>>30425871
Longer

[Anonymous No.30425918]

>>30425837
Jesus. Thank god I've never been there.

[Anonymous No.30425923]

>>30425091
Been waiting for this since last year. Too big to fail, yet again. Fuck Boomers.

[Anonymous No.30425943]

>>30425738
blowout revenue shows that guns are in high demand currently, likely due to a biden presidency among other things. if you don't want to own a fundamentally solid company with stellar revenues i don't know what to tell you. what do you look for in a company you invest in? or are you just a meme gambler?

[Anonymous No.30425953]

>>30425837
holy shit you weren't lying kek it's nothing but soiposts

[Anonymous No.30425962]

>>30425452
I'm in SWBI too. A ton of potential there and with the buyback they might squeeze some of the assholes that have been shorting this stock or at least put second thoughts in their heads so they'll back off.

[Anonymous No.30425966]

>>30425460
soxl ceo, cfl tranny, crbpajeet

[Anonymous No.30426029]

>>30425852
>>30425923
Boomers ripping off the next generations until the very end!

[Anonymous No.30426052]

>>30424226
>Chad remains Blue the whole time

[Anonymous No.30426062]

>>30425562
when you have only 4-figures but you have like 20 tickers because you have the mentality that you're shopping for tickers instead

[Anonymous No.30426064]

>>30425393
SQQQ stops the tears.

[Anonymous No.30426091]

[Anonymous No.30426112]

37 minutes

[Anonymous No.30426121]

>>30425460
>vampire looking youtube guy
Kek

[Anonymous No.30426125]

>>30424270
She’s as dumb as a rock. Fundamentalist Christian nut who got lucky during a bull run.

[Anonymous No.30426149]

God wanted boomers to die off so he created covid

[Anonymous No.30426150]

>>30426091
Is the SOXL Futures market open already?

[Anonymous No.30426173]

>>30426029
>>30425923
>>30425852
>boomer derangement syndrome
Imagine boomers of all people living rent free in the back of your head.

[Anonymous No.30426193]

Why isnt the Stock Market open 24/7 like Crypto and PMs?

[Anonymous No.30426210]

>>30425091
At what point will it be too absurd. Can I just get a button on my desk at home that prints $100 bills every time I push it? Please?
Call it stimulus, I promise not to push it more than five times a d...hour. Five times an hour.

[Anonymous No.30426211]

>>30425358
I actually made a good chunk of money from some of those stocks and I invested in them before pennyfag started posting them on here. You're just looking way too far into the mouth of this gift. Why not test the waters with what he's offering instead of complaining and begging the jannies to get rid of hm?

[Anonymous No.30426221]

>>30426149
What would God create to kill off Lum posters?

[Anonymous No.30426222]

>>30424764
But a deep OTM SPY call for .01, set a sell order for .02 and hope you get a quick double.

[Anonymous No.30426235]

>>30425460
>our guy
love Mannarino the Vampirino

[Anonymous No.30426251]

>>30426091
is push it a good thing or a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.30426262]

>>30425590
I basically have no idea what do do with my life but i still have 8 years to be a millinare

[Anonymous No.30426272]

>>30426150
no

[Anonymous No.30426279]

>>30424186
lol

[Anonymous No.30426281]

>>30426193
cus boomers are pussies

[Anonymous No.30426286]

>>30426062
Reminds me of the anon with 50 tickers (idk) and only 6k networth.

[Anonymous No.30426298]

>>30426211
I've seen these posts for months. On average, they lose like 30-40%.
It's easy to post 1-2 2 baggers if you post 10 symbols, but when the rest goes down -50%, it's just pure faggotry.

[Anonymous No.30426351]

>>30426262
>millinare

[Anonymous No.30426362]

>>30426193
why isnt your local market open 24/7? Same reason

[Anonymous No.30426363]

Reminder that if you cannot solve this simple task (not even the bonus), you are not cut out for the stock market, and should jsut DCA into ETFs.

[Anonymous No.30426365]

>>30426173
>pensions chase high yield
>pensions sell vol
>pensions take no personal responsibility
>pensions fail
Imagine completely disregarding risk management when you're managing the retirement funds of Boomers, in the back of your mind knowing you're too big to be allowed to fail. Day of the pillow soon.

[Anonymous No.30426369]

What broker should I use for futures trading? I want to start with 1k just to get the hang of it after I try some strats in a demo version

[Anonymous No.30426387]

NASDAQ futures going to open -10%

[Anonymous No.30426404]

>>30426262
Well thankfully you've at least finished your bachelor's, right? From there, bing bang boom, six figure job and get to work.

>>30426272
OK, then I'm gonna take half an oxy and some vodka then powernap for a bit.

[Anonymous No.30426442]

>>30426221
God doesn't have to do anything, trannies and gays can't have children

[Anonymous No.30426453]

Reminder to get out of biotech and pharma asap. The sectors are in massive bubbles and exposed to huge potential blowback from lawsuits and VAERs risks, bad PR, viral vaccine reaction footage and much more. If you made money in pharma cash out and get out immediately.

[Anonymous No.30426484]

30 MINUTES
>30 MINUTES
30 MINUTES
>30 MINUTES
30 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.30426487]

>>30425091
The destruction of fixed income assets has pushed everyone into the fucking casino.

[Anonymous No.30426488]

>>30425463
You're right, I probably am mentally ill my bad.

[Anonymous No.30426491]

>>30426442
no but they'll molest yours in order to reproduce

[Anonymous No.30426500]

>>30425091
>Tucked inside the $1.9 trillion stimulus bill that cleared the Senate on Saturday is an $86 billion aid package that has nothing to do with the pandemic.

how do they get away with this trash?

[Anonymous No.30426501]

Me want future now.

[Anonymous No.30426513]

>>30424186
i posted this late last night but most of you were probably asleep. i just looking for some feedback:

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=SKT

literally the second most shorted stock on the market. low float, only 91 million total shares. vanguard and blackrock own a combined 30 million shares so actual float is pretty much the same as GME, around 60 million. SKT gained on thursday when rest of market took a shit. when the market faceplanted and REALLY ate shit friday morning it only dipped like 70 cents then bounced up 50 and held above its strong price floor of $16. when you look at the orderbook the sell walls are weak as fuck, only like 100 thousand dollars worth of stock to bust through before getting up to the $20s again. technicals like SMA50, 20 and 100 show uptrend. ridiculously massive volume the last week. like 70 million and 90 million in one day, when avg volume is less than 5 million. oh yeah the stock pays divvies and has actual fundamental support at its current price, it owns assets like premium real estate and generates rental revenue which will come back as corona recovers (proof from 2020 Q3 earnings). even if businesses go bankrupt SKT will still get rent because creditors will pay as the businesses who lease restructure or sell assets and if not they will get replaced by something else. literally is anyone else seeing SKT as a good swing this week or possibly a GME style memetic short squeeze explosion? relatively low risk and seems like a good upside and coronarecovery play anyway. the fact it seems to be a fairly safe long term hold plus dividends plus the possibility of short term massive price surge from short squeeze viral buy ins kind of make it attractive desu. well thats my DD on this, just wondering if anyone else noticed it. what you guys think?


https://seekingalpha.com/article/4407011-tanger-factory-outlet-centers-skt-ceo-stephen-yalof-on-q4-2020-results-earnings-call?utm_source=wallstreethorizon.com&utm_medium=referral

[Anonymous No.30426514]

>>30426404
>Well thankfully you've at least finished your bachelor's, right?
Im 29 and just finished 2 years of community college about to start my bachelors. better late than never right h-haha?

[Anonymous No.30426518]

>>30426442
Don't they reproduce by inflicting trauma on kids?

[Anonymous No.30426528]

>>30426363
Evenly distribute my bets across all three machines, with the extra bet on the red one.

[Anonymous No.30426530]

>>30426173
Based generation

[Anonymous No.30426536]

It's amazing how a lot of people on /smg/ risk all their money and don't know a single thing about the stock market but pretend and argue like they do.

[Anonymous No.30426569]

>>30426149
>God
>created covid
better let a team investigate their labs before you go making accusations, conspiracy theorist

>>30426235
>uh DUH
could dial it back, I want to see the dude420 version of Mannarino

>>30426484
based Daru

Apparently Fire Force is about pyromancers? I may have to give it a better look.

[Anonymous No.30426572]

>>30425918
yeah i'm not surpised you were warned
soiposting isn't really a big problem with boards with ids
>>30425953
and badly enough today is one of the better ones

[Anonymous No.30426575]

>>30426501
https://www.ig.com/au/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street ?

[Anonymous No.30426606]

>>30426528
And what is your ETF of choice?

[Anonymous No.30426620]

>>30426404
Ye bachelors ez pz, 6 figure job, not so easy mate...

[Anonymous No.30426629]

>>30426536
stocks go up some stocks go down, what more do you need to know?

[Anonymous No.30426632]

>>30426488
lol. thats only because of constant splitting. notice the line only ever goes down from the ATH at the start

[Anonymous No.30426635]

>>30426513
can it be memed into the BUZZ etf? Otherwise... I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.30426643]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.30426653]

>>30426500
because no one shoots them

>>30426513
Cool now make this post 3x as long and post it on wsb.

[Anonymous No.30426652]

>>30426606
SPY

[Anonymous No.30426677]

it's gonna be a red day

[Anonymous No.30426688]

>>30426620
It's pretty fuckin easy.

[Anonymous No.30426695]

>>30426488
Oh okay neat graph. Enjoy your reverse split bro. Surely you’ve done your homework and know how these leveraged ETFs work

[Anonymous No.30426704]

>>30426363
>if you don't play games with odds, you can't read a spread sheet or understand markets.

[Anonymous No.30426726]

Thoughts on MCM

[Anonymous No.30426732]

Reminder that the 10 yr is really futures OF futures

[Anonymous No.30426754]

>>30426620
Finance, oil, FAGMAN, you really have options, you know.

[Anonymous No.30426757]

>>30426704
Yes, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.30426758]

>>30425837
>>30426572
Why do they target /qa/ so much?

[Anonymous No.30426778]

>>30426363
After each bet, if I won I go again at that machine, If I lost I move to the next machine

[Anonymous No.30426797]

>>30426653
>Cool now make this post 3x as long and post it on wsb.
i got banned from wsb last week for pointing out that pelosi was the one who purposefully delayed the $1,200 direct stimulus check then posted the link where she bragged about it on 60 minutes interview when some retard said Trump and republicans wanted to see the economy collapse and wouldnt give out stimmy checks because they are stingy

[Anonymous No.30426799]

Be honest with me anons. Is it too late to fool into oil? Should I just double down on SOXL instead?

[Anonymous No.30426811]

>>30426363
Apply the kelly method

[Anonymous No.30426819]

>>30426363
The green one you idiot. Green means it go up.

[Anonymous No.30426824]

>>30426732
>TEN YEARS

[Anonymous No.30426836]

>>30426757
Then enjoy stealing my money, and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.30426843]

>futuresniggers can't even leave weekend /smg/ alone until 6 PM EST

holy fuck can you kids fuck off and die please? thanks.

[Anonymous No.30426849]

>>30424186
$SOS will explode tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.30426855]

>>30426363
Zoomer brainlet detected.

[Anonymous No.30426861]

>>30425422
only when you hit a nerve

[Anonymous No.30426892]

>>30426363
i shitpost on the internet until I catch some buzz about which slot machine is gonna win. Then I watch the first two symbols land and if it looks like a winner i jump and jump out before the third one lands.

[Anonymous No.30426899]

Be honest with me anons. Is it too late to fomo into oil? Should I just double down on SOXL instead?

[Anonymous No.30426905]

>>30426778
That's actually better than random choice, but not by much. You can find the 55% machine very cheaply with the right strategy

>>30426811
You need to know the odds in advance if you want to Kelly it up

[Anonymous No.30426943]

>>30426849
Why do you say that? I don't get that vibe

[Anonymous No.30426959]

>>30426797
why would you say anything to contradict the hive mind? that's not how you frontrun reddit.

[Anonymous No.30426965]

>>30426514
>better late than never right h-haha?
yes
better now and get it over with if you can handle uni

[Anonymous No.30426975]

>>30426778
i don't gamble, so I literally don't understand the terminology. Do I need to move closer to jews and italians so I can know more about how to lose money to the house?

[Anonymous No.30426982]

>>30426569
Whatever the actual plot of Fire Force is, every clip I see of it on /a/ is just that one character having all her clothes fly off under various circumstances

>>30426487
>Pension funding requires 10% rate of return on investments
>Bail them out with gov funds, printing 10% more dollars every year in the process
Alright lads I think we've just about solved this little "pension problem"

[Anonymous No.30426992]

>>30426843
I think gun stocks are at the peak of a hype cycle, about to be blindsided with Biden-era gun laws or woke delisting (exchanges or payment processors), "Push it" is a good thing, and Dems get away with that shit because we're in a heavily polarized time even by the normal standards of our multicultural third-of-a-billion-large mess of an empire.

[Anonymous No.30427005]

I can't believe I got everything 20% off the last month. Thanks Biden

[Anonymous No.30427006]

>>30426905
Average over all three machines, treat it as a single 50% bet, and apply kelly

You could probably take 1000 spins to model the probability of each machine and do better, though

[Anonymous No.30427018]

>>30426488
Holy shit is everyone this dumb?

[Anonymous No.30427017]

>>30426892
Yeah lol, I usually just ask on /smg/ which color machine is the chad one for that week.

[Anonymous No.30427039]

>>30426849
Catalyst?

[Anonymous No.30427062]

>>30424186
Going to buy the TQQQ dip and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.30427066]

>>30426754
I'm 23 and want to get a bachelors, IT or finance? Can't imagine networking though so finance might be bad for me

[Anonymous No.30427082]

>>30426982
there's no fire force thread up. I am dissappointed and will settle for buying more BOTY instead

[Anonymous No.30427086]

>>30426905
>You can find the 55% machine very cheaply with the right strategy
load of shit. the only return rate the machine has to give is 45%. you could lose 55% of your plays up front, and win the last 45, and it would still be on target.

[Anonymous No.30427087]

>>30426905
Is the answer to bet 100 times on 2 out of 3 of them? You can determine the % win for these 2 machines you can know the 3rd's win rate by process of elimination.

Then go all in on the highest rated machine with remaining bets?

[Anonymous No.30427096]

>>30426992
>biden demands gun grab
>florida and texas both say no and tell the gun manufactures they're safe in said states
>sales go up 400X like they do every time politics goes for my guns

[Anonymous No.30427100]

>>30427006
You are getting closer. Also at 50%, Kelly criterion says "Strange game. The only winning move is to not play at all".

[Anonymous No.30427104]

>>30426488
This is what TA does to the brain

[Anonymous No.30427115]

>>30427062
I mean if you wanna lose your money just buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.30427139]

>>30425097
When I try my best, but I don't succeeeeeeed
When I need a pump, but /biz/ stays piiiiiink
When I feel so tired, but I can't sleeeep
And Futures dump

And the tears come streaming down my faaaaaace
Now I lost it all, and my thoughts raaaaace
When I buy something, but it goes to waaaaste
Could >FUTURES be worse?

Debt colleeeeectors will follow me home
And even taaaaaaake away my phone
And you may laaaaugh about meeeeee

[Anonymous No.30427146]

>>30427087
Why 100? What are the chances you didn't find the right odds?

[Anonymous No.30427147]

>>30427018
i kind of am. can you explain how that price action works?

[Anonymous No.30427187]

>>30426758
>Why do they target /qa/ so much?
it's poorly moderated, occasionally someone comes to clean up, but it's not very often.
also for some reason you can't delete posts there

[Anonymous No.30427199]

>>30427066
I don't know, I'm a (semi-)retired millionaire. Start with your SAT/ACT scores, see what schools those roughly get you into (going by US News & World Report rankings), pretend to be gay during admissions interviews, check the local industries and career fairs hosted by the colleges that accept you. Industries change over the nearly half-decade from admissions to graduation, so check in on your chosen job market every year and pivot if necessary.

[Anonymous No.30427206]

>>30426513
>91m shares
>'low float'
Go back

[Anonymous No.30427208]

>>30427115
No, SOXL up dummy.

[Anonymous No.30427215]

>>30426363
I place one bet for each machine and tally the results on a notepad. After repeating this ten times: I bet the rest of my money on the one with the best track record for gains.

[Anonymous No.30427257]

>>30426363
90 spins each then throw everything into the one with the highest win

[Anonymous No.30427263]

>>30426758
>>30427187
and because of this, they usually set up raids there. Not just qa, but usually since it's an easy target
there's a site where they coordinate

[Anonymous No.30427264]

>>30426363
I assume 50% for each machine. After each play I update my win chance probability for that machine. I play on the machine with the highest odds. If the odds drop below one of the others I switch. Rinse and repeat.
>inb4 bet size
Uh well you know...

[Anonymous No.30427332]

>>30427146

If a machine is truly programmed to wins 45% of the time then it can be found by doing 100 spins and logging how many wins. 45/100 = .45 = p

But you don't have to test all 3 of them, just 2 out of 3.

[Anonymous No.30427333]

>>30427087
thats the obvious answer, the problem is that only a mathematician would know the formula for how many times you need to test each machine (you tested it a 100 times) to be both sure you know its % win, and not be wasteful. It is theoretically possible that 55% machine returns you only 50/100 wins on your test run and makes you believe it's a 50% machine. How likely is that? Have no idea how to calculate. If that's the way to solve this, it's a stupid puzzle.

[Anonymous No.30427356]

Houthis just bombed Saudi oil refineries, get in oil the moment it opens

[Anonymous No.30427358]

>>30427096
But looking at the companies, given their valuations and revenue projections, can those sales actually go up 400x? At a certain point you basically have guns reach iPhone levels of saturation.

Also not sure where it stands right now but aren't 3-D printed guns getting far along? Good for evading gun bans but bad for SWBI profits.

[Anonymous No.30427360]

what happened to ICLN?

[Anonymous No.30427368]

>>30427257
But aren't you ironically falling prey to the gambler's fallacy?

[Anonymous No.30427394]

>>30427208
Good companies don't go from $55 to $30 in a week.

[Anonymous No.30427402]

>>30427215
>>30427257
>>30427332
What are the chances that the wrong machine gives the best results during the test spins?
Why that many test spins? Can it be lower (i.e. the test phase less costly?)

[Anonymous No.30427437]

>>30427360
biden pulled the rug

[Anonymous No.30427439]

>>30427394
its a good company its just the CEO has some somehwat unnatural sexual proclivities

[Anonymous No.30427442]

>>30427394
$550*

[Anonymous No.30427451]

>>30427264
Nice. This will give you very close to theoretical maximum.
The actual maximum is way way more complicated though.

You may now pick individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.30427473]

>>30427018
Being leveraged it has a decay of some sorts, correct?

[Anonymous No.30427481]

>>30427356
Holy shit, My Oil stocks are about to explode too. Im buying more stocks as soon as pre-market opens.

[Anonymous No.30427485]

>>30427332
that's not how probabilities work. A coin has a 50% chance for heads, 50% tails. But if I throw it twice, it's wrong to claim only allowed result is
> 1 heads, 1 tails

[Anonymous No.30427494]

>>30427356
was there even any damage or was it just weak unguided rockets that blew up in the dirt on refinery property

[Anonymous No.30427523]

>>30427402
>test spin
a spin is a spin

[Anonymous No.30427533]

>>30427394
>Company

[Anonymous No.30427537]

>>30427356
Sounds like just one drone hit on one tank? https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/saudi-oil-tank-ras-tanura-port-hit-houthi-ballistic-missile-attack-targeting-aramco

Quick, someone get MAXR imaging of Ras Tanura.

[Anonymous No.30427540]

>>30427257
why 90? why not 80? why not 100?

[Anonymous No.30427569]

TEN MINUTES

[Anonymous No.30427587]

>>30427451
>if you don't know constrained random outputs, you cannot make decisions on what may or may not gain value
You haven't been to a New Year's party in years, have you?

[Anonymous No.30427595]

>>30427402
I don't know. It's actually a bad way to figure out their payout probabilities. I'm just waiting for the guy to explain the actual solution.

[Anonymous No.30427600]

>>30427485
When talking about machines that are programmed with code to perform a certain way, this isn't necessarily true.

[Anonymous No.30427630]

>>30424897
then they will do 20%

[Anonymous No.30427649]

>>30424679
It's kind of already been said, but they're there to help the billionaire class get away with stuff. They make rules to help those guys out, and provide them with guidance when they need it to skirt around the rules. Like any other government entity.

[Anonymous No.30427681]

>>30427358
yes it literally always has and probably always will.

I don't see 3d printing as a problem. You're really underestimating the requirements for that if you think it will challenge any major company.

[Anonymous No.30427688]

>>30426363
>casino only has 3 slot machines
Thats not a casino thats a corner store in the ghetto.

[Anonymous No.30427710]

>>30426569
>Apparently Fire Force is about pyromancers?
Nope

[Anonymous No.30427724]

>>30427595
>I'm just waiting for the guy to explain the actual solution.
You're going to be waiting a long time then
He doesn't know the answer, either

[Anonymous No.30427738]

>>30427264
>>30427451
Might actually be better to assume 55%. I could get stuck with the 50% machine if I assume 50%.

[Anonymous No.30427743]

>>30427595
A close to maximum olution has been posted already: >>30427264

>>30427587
Short term stock movements are basically biased stochastic random, so it's absolutely applicable. E.g. Stocks in which sector are going to give the best yield next week?

[Anonymous No.30427744]

>>30427356
No damage from the looks of it, oil to remain steady for now

[Anonymous No.30427755]

bitfarm bros im feeling cocky again

[Anonymous No.30427759]

>>30427333

That's just changing the original problem formulation entirely, after the fact.

The assumption was "IF ... X% of the time". If that cannot be relied upon with mathematical (programmatic) certainty then it becomes an entirely different class of problem. Slots must certainly obey strict rules regarding their uncertainty, no? The machines are sealed and regulated much like a weighing station.

[Anonymous No.30427761]

>>30424977
looks like an awesome way to catch rabies

[Anonymous No.30427808]

>>30426363
Oh wait, this is dumb. The question isnt saying that
>a machine has 45% of winning
but that a machine is literally programmed to win 45/100. It's not random.

That's a moronic concept. And it's written wrong. since it doesnt say 50/100, it says 50%. This would then mean that if i run the 50% machine twice, it literally has to win once and lose once.
But if I went with that, I'd get the reply
>NNOOO, you have to do it 100 times, it doesn't work twice
which means the writer of the question is a moron.

[Anonymous No.30427820]

>>30427485
So it wouldn't matter which machine you picked because then who's to say that 1000 spins or even more would indicate which one has the best odds? It doesn't matter what the fucking odds are in that case.
Those machines are worse than roulette and if you go to a casino and go straight to the slots you're a fucking retard and probably a faggot.
What a shitty game to play at the casino.
I'll stick to DCAing into ETFs I like.

[Anonymous No.30427835]

>>30427743
The temptation to school you is countered by the temptation to take your money. I'm at a standstill, you win. I won' buy stocks anymore...

[Anonymous No.30427858]

>>30426363
Assuming the rates are absolute and without any margin of error, I'd place 20 bets on each, which is the minimum number necessary to get whole number result for wins at each rate. For example, 20 x 0.45 = 9, 20 x 0.5 = 10, 20 x 0.55 = 11.

I'd then dump the remaining 9,940 bets on whichever machine won 11 times.

If the rates change, I'd re-run the test at whatever interval at which the rates change and adjust the number of bets in each test based on the increment of change. If a rate could change at 0.01, then I'd increase the number of test bets to 100 per machine.

[Anonymous No.30427889]

>>30427759
yeah, but each roll of the slot is completely independent from the previous ones, AFAIK. I know understand the question, but the entire concept of the question is wrong. And incorrectly written.

[Anonymous No.30427893]

>>30427147
MEME 3x leveraged ETF version of SOI (current SP: $100)
SOI price movements: -15%, then up 17%
SOI price: 0.85 * (1.17) * $100 = $100
MEME price movements: -45% down, then up 51% (3x leverage)
MEME price: 0.55 * 1.51 * $100 = $83

[Anonymous No.30427909]

>>30427681
You seem to have, well, a lot of confidence in your investment. Best of luck I guess.

[Anonymous No.30427944]

>>30425571
Red days are the most fun at SMG

[Anonymous No.30427973]

>>30419503
What does this even mean for CRBP? Bullish? I have some April 4c calls

[Anonymous No.30427983]

3 more minutes until pink wojaks start getting posted.

[Anonymous No.30427988]

3) Based on the technical damage to date, the Nasdaq 100 appears to have completed a head and shoulders top and should test its 200-day moving average (-8%).

[Anonymous No.30427996]

Don’t fuck up this week

[Anonymous No.30428002]

>>30427755
that's a man

[Anonymous No.30428036]

>>30427858
I think "chance" means that the results are random with every pull.

[Anonymous No.30428077]

Futures will open green because of Bill, then rest of the world markets will follow but at 10 am yields will go up and market down because this bill will cause even more inflation concerns

[Anonymous No.30428083]

>>30427820
entire casino is for morons. You're playing "games" of odds where the odds are against you. Unless you're playing card games against other "normal" people, and even then you're likely losing money to professional sharks.

[Anonymous No.30428091]

> CRBP April 4c calls

[Anonymous No.30428100]

Oil is going up but I always buy the top.

If I wait it will shoot up

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

T; professional retard

[Anonymous No.30428109]

>>30428082

>>30428082

>>30428082

>>30428082

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.30428113]

What site do you guys use to monitor futures?

[Anonymous No.30428114]

>>30426363
Is it something stupid like betting 20 times would give you the result of any machine? 20 is the lowest number to give the % result correctly for 9, 10, or 11. If that is the case then all you need is to bet 20 times each on two machines to find which is 55% and go all in on that.
I don't think that is the answer because probability doesn't really work like that but I can't think how to reach it.

[Anonymous No.30428118]

>>30427533
Yes. My dad works for SOXL

[Anonymous No.30428136]

60 SECONDS
PINK WOJAKS INCOMING IN 60 SECONDS

[Anonymous No.30428144]

Please be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.30428150]

>>30428036
and once again, another intentionally niggered question gets too many replies based on emotional framing. hang yourself, you datamining faggot.

[Anonymous No.30428152]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

[Anonymous No.30428175]

>>30428113
Pornhub

[Anonymous No.30428200]

>>30427710
t-tummy

[Anonymous No.30428232]

>>30428150
Lel, seethe harder brainlet. Learn to read. And DCA into UVXY.

[Anonymous No.30428240]

>>30426363
for two machines, do the minimum bet possible 30 times (30 is generally accepted to be a good cutoff for the "law of large numbers").
take the two results and use maximum likelihood estimation to see which probability best describes the results you got. from here you'll know which machine is which.

[Anonymous No.30428242]

>>30426688
fuck off i dont have a family connections to get a job before i even interview

[Anonymous No.30428302]

>>30428083
No shit it's for morons. The point is to go in there and blow $1000 on stupid shit because you've got disposable cash.
Poker is fun but I'm not deluding myself I'll win against professionals. Have some sport.

[Anonymous No.30428314]

O
I
L

[Anonymous No.30428371]

>>30428083
>You're playing "games" of odds where the odds are against you
Long term, absolutely
Short term? Don't Pass on Craps with 2x odds behind is 0.5% vig for the casino
Yeah you'll bleed, but so slowly that the individual rolls allow you to get in and out before the vig catches up to you

It's more about money management at that point and not about the odds.

[Anonymous No.30428389]

O I L
I
L

[Anonymous No.30428429]

>>30428371
What is your opening bet?
>double or nothing
You can't even play. It's nigger language, he's datamining.

[Anonymous No.30428455]

>>30426363
if the rates change every pull there would be no solution as far as I know.
Otherwise, 2/3 chance to 1/3 are the overall numbers that matter here. I'm too lazy to investigate this further right now

[Anonymous No.30428560]

>>30428429
What the fuck data would I even mine from this? Apart from you guys being idiots?

[Anonymous No.30428578]

>>30427147
>>30427473
I mean another anon explained it the ETF is leveraged so it goes up a fuck ton and then they split it so more people can buy into it. It's not really to do with leverage decay (which is a meme in bull markets). SOXL just did this and people thought the split would cause a price increase like tesla but its an ETF so it just follows another index fund. If you don't understand leveraged ETFs don't invest in them people here got burned with SOXL hard because they didn't understand how it works.

[Anonymous No.30428669]

gangrape jews to death also buy ford.

and oil

[Anonymous No.30428706]

>>30428560
Clearly not an English Degree.

[Anonymous No.30428991]

>>30428036
>>30426363

If that is the case, then I'd place the minimum number of bets necessary to differentiate between the 3 machines. A simple one-way ANOVA power analysis will tell you how many bets to place.

We have 3 groups (machines)
Effect size of 0.05 (since that's the minimum difference we need to detect between any 2 machines)
Alpha (p-value) of 0.05 (i.e., 5% chance we say two machines differ when they really don't
Power of 0.8, which is standard (i.e., 20% chance we say two machines do not differ when they really do).

The results of that power analysis suggest we'd need to place 1,286 bets on each machine to safely determine which machine is which. I'm sure it would be fewer than that, though, given that we know the machine differ, so type 1 and type 2 errors are irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.30429333]

Why shouldn't I just hold mostly cash and then buy far OTM LEAPS with a fraction of my portfolio?

1) Market goes up -> make as much or more as holding equities
2) Market crabs -> only lose premium, most capital still safe
3) Market crashes > only lose premium, most capital still safe