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how many rental properties do you own?

>> No.30420978

>>30420729
none better gamble it all on shitcoins

>> No.30421047

>>30420729
0 because of shitty laws that allow gypsies to trash their appartments and the owner has to pay for it

>> No.30421526

>>30421047
which state?

>> No.30421530

0
one day however i will have tons of schmucks renting from me
and i live in the most landlord friendly state
I am not obligated to do any maintenance if I don't want to. You don't like it?
Fuck you, pay me.
I can terminate the lease for any reason. Don't like it?
Fuck you, pay me.
Late ONE day on rent?
FUCK YOU, pay me.
I do not even have to provide a habitable dwelling. Deal with it. haha
My state is the only state where you are a criminal if you are late on rent. All other states it is a civil matter

enjoy your future dystopian nightmare
Don't like it?
Fuck you, pay me.
I will be heli skiing near my million dollar alaskan backcountry lodge and you will be seething in your slum box. I will be banging and impregnating 10 times my 10/10 nordic blonde wife while I look up at the northern lights. You will be banging your trashy slampig betty and looking up at the popcorn ceiling thats only 7 feet high.
Don't like it?
Fuck you, pay me.

>> No.30421585

>>30421530
>0
ok kid

>> No.30421597

>>30420729
Hundreds

>> No.30421673

>>30421585
>implying you are older than 25
this is biz

>> No.30421709

>>30421047
you can say nigger here

>> No.30421809

>>30420729
bros redpill me on good states to invest in for rental property. Am thinking:
>Texas (high prop taxes though)
>Florida
>Alabama
>Tennesse
>North Carolina
>Nevada
>Idaho
Ideas?

>> No.30421979

only your mom

>> No.30422509
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30422509

Only one. I would like the next to be a block of units so I can collect multiple rents, and it will always be full because of dumb cunts that can't save 20k for a deposit on a basic house cos they need to consoom

>> No.30422629

>>30420729
3 so far. This bullrun is about to change that again.

>> No.30422683

0. I hate people and don't want to deal with them. Dividends is better for me

>> No.30422751

>>30421047
That's why you don't buy rental properties, you buy commercial properties, because it's 10x easier to evict a business than a person.

>> No.30422760

>>30420729
0 because I'm not some parasitic kike