/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.30420082]

now that the dust has settled
who has the bet card?

[Anonymous No.30420121]

>>30420082
sorry
who has the best card?

[Anonymous No.30420140]

>>30420082
Thought I was in /tv/ for a second. But the correct answer is Van Patten > Bateman = Allen >>>> Bryce

[Anonymous No.30420186]

>>30420082
paul

[Anonymous No.30420211]

>>30420082
Call me boring but Paul Allen's IS the best.

[Anonymous No.30420212]

>>30420082
>that subtle off-white coloring
paul allen

[Anonymous No.30420234]

>>30420082
Unironically Bateman's is the nicest.

[Anonymous No.30420325]

>>30420212
This, also the tasteful thickness of it

[Anonymous No.30420335]

>>30420082
too soon nigger. the dust has not yet settled

[Anonymous No.30420338]

>>30420082
Why do they all have the same phone number and address? Were they secretly living in a gay commune?

[Anonymous No.30420355]

it is paul allen by a long shot

[Anonymous No.30420365]

>>30420082
I think with a modern eye bottom left/Timothy's looks the best, but in the nineties I would have liked Paul's/bottom right the most.

[Anonymous No.30420414]

>>30420082
Paul Allen objectively has the best card. Look at the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark.

[Anonymous No.30420446]

>>30420082
I like Batman's.

[Anonymous No.30420458]

1. Paul
2. Patrick
3. Timothy
4. David

[Anonymous No.30420558]

Why does /biz/ love this movie? It was pretty shit...
Is it because it has an association with wall street investors and you wish you were one?

[Anonymous No.30420581]

>>30420211
agree and checked

[Anonymous No.30420607]

recently jumped in mantradao cream, wdyt about thant? all the defi advantagesd like staking/lp/governance open

[Anonymous No.30420635]

Paul Allen
There's too much tiny text at the bottom of the cards, Paul splits it into two lines

[Anonymous No.30420691]

>>30420558
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.30420701]

>>30420446
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[Anonymous No.30420713]

>>30420558
do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[Anonymous No.30420743]

Allen. Nice font, readable, no autistic paper.

[Anonymous No.30420852]

>>30420338
Yes, gay communes also known as corporations

[Anonymous No.30420877]

>>30420140
I like the Bateman type face better. The small caps are better proportioned, the name/title leading gives each a little space to breath, the vertical offset of the numbers is a neat detail, and the emboss is more pronounced. Bryce has the best paper but I'm not convinced at all with the sans.

[Anonymous No.30420908]

>>30420082
Paul Allen. It's ledgible even from afar. The card is simple in design which makes it look professional and trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.30420967]

>>30420558
The book is miles better and a pleb filter.

[Anonymous No.30420994]

Paul Allen. Simple. Clean. No faggy texture.

[Anonymous No.30421002]

pierce &pierce

[Anonymous No.30421096]

>>30420082
Paul

[Anonymous No.30421189]

>>30420082
Paul Allen's card oozes taste and class. It's the obvious winner.

[Anonymous No.30421234]

>>30420558
Based rich blue blooded businessman fucks sex objects then kills them as well as knifes homeless scum right where they sit

How could you not like it

[Anonymous No.30421265]

>>30420121
From a graphic design perspective, they're all kinda boring and unimaginative.
What really might differentiate them is the paper. That nice textured paper on Timothy or David's might feel nice when you hold it in your hand and make it feel luxurious.
Paper matters.

[Anonymous No.30421308]

>>30420558
The movie is a reflection of our hyperreal society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJfurfb5_kw

[Anonymous No.30421338]

>>30420082
Paul's card with Patrick's type setting

[Anonymous No.30421383]

>>30420558
Because of the memes

[Anonymous No.30421398]

>>30420082
Gotta give it to Paul. Cleanest card.
>Aquisitions

[Anonymous No.30421403]

>>30421265
I think the texture looks ugly. I like the embossed letters and font on Bateman's. Paul Allens looks OK too but the font a little too generic.

[Anonymous No.30421478]

>>30420082
I had to choose, Timothy Birce: sans serif is more readable

[Anonymous No.30421489]

>>30421398
>Murders and Executions

[Anonymous No.30421495]

Bryce > Allen > Bateman > Van Patten


simple

[Anonymous No.30421544]

>>30421495
Agree with you 100%

[Anonymous No.30421623]

The company gives out the best business cards

[Anonymous No.30421627]

>>30420558
>It was pretty shit...
But it's in fact pretty good

[Anonymous No.30421712]

>>30421623
nice

although not being able to write on it is a pet peeve

[Anonymous No.30421853]

>>30421623
Looks like the key to the office.
Cannot write on it

Pass

[Anonymous No.30421870]

>>30421627
this pic looks like one of those early polygon games

[Anonymous No.30421940]

>>30420558
/mu/ likes it because of his love for music
/biz/ likes it for him being a wall street fuckup
/tv/ likes it for being a decent movie with some good subtle themes
and 4chan as a whole likes it because it is extremely edgy and has good meme potential.
and i like it for the guro obsession desu.

[Anonymous No.30421997]

>>30420082
They are all garbage because they are riddled with errors.

[Anonymous No.30422064]

>>30420558
The movie itself is shit but the meme value of many of the scenes if off the charts,similar to the dark knight rises

[Anonymous No.30422133]

>>30420082
anybody have the LINK meme based off of this?

[Anonymous No.30422152]

>>30420082
Bryce hands down. The texture, the color, the recessed print. So tasteful. Would really stand out in a wallet.

[Anonymous No.30422210]

>>30420082
THE DUST HAS NOT YET SETTLED

[Anonymous No.30422220]

>>30420082
Honestly, for all the shit they gave him, Luis had the best card hands down. Nobody else had his level of individuality.

[Anonymous No.30422228]

>>30420082
Bateman's because of the embossing.

[Anonymous No.30422235]

Bateman had the worst, no doubt about it. Just look at the uneven whitespace in "Pierce &Pierce"

[Anonymous No.30422285]

I am so fucked up by those stupid asses sharing their scam lol. i will put money only in phore token and only to get the graphene. I will see 100k tps and get rofit from the sharding tech.

[Anonymous No.30422326]

>>30422235
Cannot unsee.

[Anonymous No.30422403]

>>30420558
>biz
Newfag

[Anonymous No.30422435]

>>30420558
Jesus fucking christ lurk at least one fucking week before posting newnigger

[Anonymous No.30422502]

>>30422220
>individuality
that’s the entire point of his character
he’s the only one with different hair, different suits, a different card, even a different sexuality
he is the only “individual” in the entire film and his closeted homosexuality belies the idea that he’s the only one hiding real substance behind the façade — everyone else is empty inside

[Anonymous No.30422604]

>>30420877
The numbers are a turn-off for me. Other than that and Bryce's paper I agree.

[Anonymous No.30422687]

>>30421623
>cant write on back
>non-standard size so wont fit with other cards

[Anonymous No.30422938]

Of course it's Paul's. What the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.30422967]

>>30422687
This shit has a atandard size now?

[Anonymous No.30423192]

>>30420082
https://strawpoll.com/kx9fzw4kc
https://strawpoll.com/kx9fzw4kc
https://strawpoll.com/kx9fzw4kc
https://strawpoll.com/kx9fzw4kc

[Anonymous No.30423196]

>>30422967
It's supposed to fit inside a wallet, so they are usually made a bit smaller than a credit card.

[Anonymous No.30423353]

Would not trust any of them with my money seeing as none of them can even spell "Acquisitions" correctly.

[Anonymous No.30423405]

>>30420082
Pretty sure the screenshot of Patrick's has been sharpened. That looks like sharpening artifacts (ringing).

[Anonymous No.30423485]

If bateman didn't go for relief lettering, his would have been the best
FUCK textured cards

[Anonymous No.30423509]

>>30420082
Paul Allen's font.
Timothy Bryce's texture.
Patrick Bateman's color.

[Anonymous No.30423682]

>>30420082

[Anonymous No.30423900]

>aquisitions
How expensive was this movie again?

[Anonymous No.30423990]

>>30422435
Lol he deleted his post. What a fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.30424046]

>>30420082
Wait, they're all vice president?

[Anonymous No.30424065]

>>30420082
The comedy in that scene was the fact that the differences are so subtle and insignificant that it really doesn't matter which one is "better".

[Anonymous No.30424116]

>>30423192
>no Carruthers option
Shit poll.

[Anonymous No.30424163]

>>30424065
you got filtered

[Anonymous No.30424174]

Batemans font is sHIT its Timothys

[Anonymous No.30424238]

>>30424116
Haven't you heard of counter-cancell? All that is not straight white male will be erased.

[Anonymous No.30424257]

>>30422435
No can do. I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia.

[Anonymous No.30424459]

>>30424238
>counter-cancel

How do I into this? I want to cancel the shit out of those diversity faggots

[Anonymous No.30424576]

>>30424459
I just made it up but anyone can easily participate by never mentioning anything positive that isn't straight white male, just like I did when I decided not to include the fag in the pol.

[Anonymous No.30424737]

>>30421308
Really interesting video, thanks

[Anonymous No.30424990]

>>30420082
David > Patrick > Timothy > Paul
David's has a pleasing texture that's just the right level of uniform
Patrick's has a nice font though I'm not sold on the numbers, I've never been a fan of digits like that
Timothy's reminds me of an older style, something you'd see from around the 70s and I've always enjoyed that look, though the texture is a bit too noisy
Paul's is just too plain, the font and it's blandness scream "Take me seriously, I'm an important person"

[Anonymous No.30425109]

>>30421265
I disagree sir, the luxury and elegance lies with a thick sleek/flat cardstock stamped with the information. the thickness of the card will make up for the lack of texture, and express a surprisingly overwhelming sensation of quality and fortitude. Exactly what, I would argue, you should expect from a big shot banker named whatever

[Anonymous No.30425365]

David's and Timothy's card look like blotter paper.

[Anonymous No.30426438]

>>30420338
They all work in the same building. You call the number and a secretary picks up. You say "hi, I have a twelve o clock with Mr. Bateman in mergers and acquisitions" then she puts you through to his secretary, say who you are and she puts you through to him.
The real thing of note is that all the business cards misspelled acquisitions

[Anonymous No.30426540]

>>30420082
PAUL ALLENNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.30426594]

>>30425365
those kind of busniess cards are way comfier to the touch than patricks or paul allens

[Anonymous No.30426798]

>>30424046
Corps can hhave lots of VPs

[Anonymous No.30426872]

>>30420082
Paul Allen unironically. The tasteful thickness, it even has a watermark.

[Anonymous No.30427023]

>>30420082
It was close between Allen and Bateman but the kerning on the & is atrocious on batemans

[Anonymous No.30427197]

>>30420338
This is actually a comedic gimmick of the movie. Paul gave his card only to show it off, or as some pointless game they play with each other. The book is full of these.

[Anonymous No.30427301]

>>30420082
Bateman's card is unironically shit

[Anonymous No.30427849]

>>30420082
Paul's is the nicest/cleanest looking imho.

[Anonymous No.30427919]

>>30421338
Patrician taste my good sir.

[Anonymous No.30428504]

>>30420082
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>who has the bet cards
BET ahahahahahah
>bet
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>>30421265
>textured paper
>texture On the paper
HOMOSEXSUAL NGMI THE TEXTURE IS NOT THE PAPER BUT
>textrue ON the poaper
BASED BRAVA BASED YTEEESS BASED BASED AHHHH NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT STUPID NIGGER KIL LYUORRESLFF AHYH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............?> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MEDS MEDMS MEDS
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>black people
black people

[Anonymous No.30428555]

>>30421398
>>30423900
I feel like this is the real elephant in the room. Was that the joke?

[Anonymous No.30428567]

>>30428504
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[Anonymous No.30428630]

>>30428555
>aquisitons
MOVIE WAS MDE A WOMAN,, A BLACK NEGRESS 32 YEARS OF AGE NIGGER NIGGER STUPID NIGGER CAN"T SPELL CANT WRITE CANT READ CANT SHIT CANT EAT CAN ONLY STEAL AND OOO AAA OOOA AAA LIKE MONKEY APE GORILLA NIGGER,, TAR BLACK GORILLA NIGGER FROM THE JUNGLE OOGA BOOGOA BOOOGA

[Anonymous No.30428664]

>>30420082
Van Patten.

[Anonymous No.30428680]

>>30428504
>>30428567

[Anonymous No.30428692]

>>30420082
i think bateman's card is the best

[Anonymous No.30428705]

>>30420082
>implying it’s even a close contest

[Anonymous No.30428751]

>>30420082
Lewis Caruthers had the best card later on.

[Anonymous No.30428841]

>>30428680
>SCHIZOOO PHRENIAAAA
SCHIZ O PGRENIIAA
>SCHIZO PGRENIAAAA
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[Anonymous No.30429058]

>tfw no Strawpoll so I can prove to myself that good taste is rare

[Anonymous No.30429113]

>>30420140
This
Patten's is highly aesthetic

[Anonymous No.30429137]

>>30420234
his is the classiest
Allen's is the strongest/most alpha

[Anonymous No.30429952]

>>30428680
>Bateman in 2021 would just be a shitposter
feels bademan