/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.30411895]

It's Sunday, can we get a wagi thread going please?

[Anonymous No.30412119]

I don't know how much longer I can tolerate wearing a FUCKING face mask. IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR. The thought of strapping one on tomorrow morning is giving me a full blown anxiety attack. I fucking hate it so much. Why did I go into healthcare, whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

[Anonymous No.30412243]

>>30412119
Why are burgers so terrified of masks, I had to wear one for three months and at most it made my nose kind of itchy

[Anonymous No.30412285]

Tomorrow another day of working from home, doing nothing

[Anonymous No.30412352]

Daily reminder that Marty is your slave master

[Anonymous No.30412387]

>>30412243
Three months, huh? You are like little baby. Try 15 motherfucking months and counting, son. I FUCKING hate it. I hate constantly breathing in exhaled air. I hate it riding up into my eyeballs every two minutes. I hate the stupid chemical smell. I hate looking like a retarded sheeple. HATE HATE HATE HATE IT

[Anonymous No.30412432]

>>30412352
Marty dabbing on the wagies has been the funniest shit I've seen in months

[Anonymous No.30412467]

>>30412119
>tfw good eyes but ugly nose/mouth so look better in a mask

[Anonymous No.30412517]

>>30412387
i've never worn one at work, period. i dont hate masks really, i decided not to wear it in hopes i'd get fired so i could get the $900/week unemployment lol. didnt work though, but i do get angry stares from all my cuck coworkers who wear theirs religiously xD.

[Anonymous No.30412725]

>>30412119
My fucking office is forcing everyone to wear one yet covid has infected almost 60% of my department this past year. There's literally no point anymore when everyone's had it and/or masks aren't helping. Management still thinks it's best to wear a mask AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.30413007]

>>30412725
My work won't even let you into the building without one. Everyone has either had it or been vaccinated at this point. There is L I T E R A L L Y zero point in wearing them. Yet just this past Friday at our senior leadership meeting the basically stopped just short of saying we'd be wearing them forever. The normies yuck yucked it up, meanwhile I'm sitting there about to just start screaming my fucking head off.

[Anonymous No.30413076]

>>30412517
>decided not to wear it in hopes i'd get fired so i could get the $900/week unemployment
Anon I am actually considering doing this. Not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.30413276]

>>30412243
Farmer John is going to put you down soon.

[Anonymous No.30413322]

>>30411895
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.30413539]

>>30412432
Kek. funniest shit Ive seen in a long time too

[Anonymous No.30413701]

>>30413539

[Anonymous No.30413812]

>Make sure you wear your mask and fill out the covid questionnaire every day on your phone before work and make sure you wear your contact tracing card that records your every move

can't wait to see what they come up with next

[Anonymous No.30413846]

I got COVID so i don't have to work

[Anonymous No.30414027]

>>30413812
Butt swabs three times per shift.

[Anonymous No.30414147]

>>30413701
Marty gets a party. Did you bring something to chip in for the Marty party potluck, annon? It will start after the shift is over

[Anonymous No.30414192]

>>30413539
Has anyone figured out what this thing actually does? If you see it in person you'll notice the round black chode thing spins for some reason. It has to be for loss prevention, right? It can follow the nigger customers around without seeming like it's profiling them, something like that? They wouldn't blow 35k just to torment their wagies...r-right??

[Anonymous No.30414220]

>>30414147
Here Marty, have a tip for keeping the wagies in check.

[Anonymous No.30414250]

*WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEEOOOOO*
FECAL MATTER DETECTED ON FLOOR AT HALL #12. NEAREST WAGIE, CLEAN IT UP.
*WEEEEOOOOO WEEEEEEOOOOO*

[Anonymous No.30414267]

>>30411895
i enjoy shitting and pissing in public restrooms and then waiting for a wagie to come have to clean it up. i watch the wagie clean my mess while snickering and having a jolly time.

[Anonymous No.30414300]

I worked this weekend, am already at a boiling point and have to work another 5 days until I have a day off. I’m also sure I’ll get in trouble tomorrow because I wasn’t willing to bullshit a customer the way they want me to. I’m starting to think I might not make it past this week frens.

[Anonymous No.30414321]

>>30413812
i just ignored it all. havent worn the mask at work once. been told i had to. i laughed at them. said fire me idgaf. they didnt. everyone wearing the mask is doing it voluntarily because they're sheeple who never learned to stand up for themselves.

[Anonymous No.30414358]

>>30414192
Yeah it's either to make people feel like they're being watched to prevent shoplifting or it's just a big expensive roomba.

[Anonymous No.30414370]

>>30414192
unironically having one of these, at the $35,000 price tag, to follow every nigger that enters your store, would pay for itself in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.30414373]

>>30414250
Gotta love Giant is the one to be wasting money on these things, their prices are already terrible. And now they'll be even higher to pay for this fuckin thing to wander around and get in everyone's way.

[Anonymous No.30414415]

> Want to sleep
> Making bags
> Getting in $MCM

Woke up with gains

[Anonymous No.30414437]

>>30414300
Why are you doing this to yourself? Do you really have no other alternative?

[Anonymous No.30414523]

>>30413076
>Not even kidding.
You wont.

[Anonymous No.30414600]

>>30414370
kek probably true
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4iyxq3

[Anonymous No.30414682]

>>30414523
tell me why I should get in the wage cage every day when I could be getting paid to sit on my ass like a nigger. why. one reason, anon.

[Anonymous No.30414857]

>>30414682
Oy vey, work gives your life meaning goy!

[Anonymous No.30414861]

My wagie tokens pay for my crypto which will eventually liberate me from needing wagie tokens.

It's a tough price to pay, but worth it, because at the back of your mind you know you'll turn up to work in your Lambo one day, with your new Ukrainian 20/10 ultra-hottie girlfriend just to hand in your notice.

[Anonymous No.30415284]

>>30414861
I'm waging like there's no tomorrow in the bear market to accumulate and then I NEET when the bull cycle comes.

[Anonymous No.30415383]

>>30414437
Because it pays okay and it’s wfh. My coping mechanism is that at least I’m not out there wearing a mask all day and actually having to deal with retards in person. But the micromanaging makes up for it, and the fact that higher ups are master bullshitters who don’t give a shit about bringing solutions, just saying nice words that get them out of situations with hopes that they will just magically go away. But idk fren, I’m seriously thinking getting out soon. I might ask to be moved part time this week. I need money to keep putting into crypto before the bull run is over

[Anonymous No.30415604]

>>30415383
Yeah man you'll get burned out if you work that much, it's just not worth it in the long run imo.

[Anonymous No.30415940]

What do you say about mochimo?

[Anonymous No.30416843]

Gotta keep stacking my wagie tokens for freedom