/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.30388999]

Picture this anon:

You awaken from a restful sleep in your $10,000 mahogany bed with silk linen and turn over to your beautiful Ukrainian wife whose accent alone is enough to make you coom. You walk down to your garage and are presented with a myriad of exotic cars. Hm, which one will you take out today? The Maserati? Ferrari? Lamborghini? Its up to you anon. You take a nice morning drive down to the beach to catch a glimpse of the sunset. You lay on the beach, smiling, and reminiscing about the times you were sitting alone at home, with no friends, hot wife, or money. You've made it.

[Anonymous No.30389029]

Which coin do I buy for this?

[Anonymous No.30389040]

checked. blessed wagmi thread

[Anonymous No.30389050]

Awful house, mindless consumer thoughts about stupid shitty cars, a whore wife. Good job anon even in your fantasy you haven't really made it at all

[Anonymous No.30389066]

>>30388999

[Anonymous No.30389194]

>>30388999
This is why people who win hundreds of millions on the lottery often kill themselves.
Buy a big house, big cars, big boat and then you lack any goal or ambition and realize your life is pointless. Follow your own dreams anon, not some cookie-cutter formula for what people think being rich should be.

[Anonymous No.30389221]

>>30388999
The dream became a reality, thank you ALEPH

[Anonymous No.30389244]

>>30389050
Based, anon is a 80 IQ subhuman.

[Anonymous No.30389259]

ngmi mental masturbator

[Anonymous No.30389284]

my bad i take my previous comment back. I did not see the doub + trips. wagmi

[Anonymous No.30389287]

I don't care for anything from OPs list.

[Anonymous No.30389328]

>>30388999
>Ukrainian wife
No

>Myriad of exotic cars
No

>Staying near a beach
>Sandflies
>Polluted sea
>Other people feet germs
>Seasonal flooding
No

>>30389050
This Anon gets it.
You can't live to the fullest when you are living in excess.

[Anonymous No.30389348]

>>30389194
No niggers win money and don’t invest cause they’re brainlets, then they have no cashflow and can’t sustain the costs to maintain the lifestyle forever. A top tier investor can have it all with good cashflow also

[Anonymous No.30389376]

>>30388999
The fuck would I do with any of those cars? Buy groceries? Driving around in a lambo would get a lot of unwanted attention. I'd much rather be low key rich, and not gangster rap rich.

[Anonymous No.30389381]

>>30388999

Lots of people here are going to become Jack Dorsey weirdo cunts that take meditative retreats when they make it apparently. Why not enjoy what you can afford, while obviously saving a majority of your money? HMMMMMM??

[Anonymous No.30389393]

>>30389194
Can confirm, money will never make you happy, you will just have less problems if you smart and more if you dumb.
You can be happy having zero dollars.
If you are not happy right now nothing will change it.
OP is subhuman, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.30389422]

>>30388999
Something about the way this house is painted makes it look like cgi

[Anonymous No.30389439]

>>30389194
>This is why people who win hundreds of millions on the lottery often kill themselves.

can you give some examples of lottery winners that offed themselves and what percentage of the total lottery winners they were??

[Anonymous No.30389442]

>>30389393
And also why so many on this board want Ukranian wife lmao

[Anonymous No.30389492]

I dunno guys I think having a Ukrainian wife means he's made it, those girls are so attractive they make me want to commit mass murder

[Anonymous No.30389569]

>>30389381
>obviously saving a majority of your money
>10k bed
>Gold digger wife
>Myriad exotic cars
>New leech "friends"
Yeah, ngmi

[Anonymous No.30389600]

>>30389050

OP will never, ever make it

[Anonymous No.30389619]

>>30388999
witnessed

[Anonymous No.30389659]

>>30388999
Awful taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.30389675]

>>30389569
This is what you fags call making it. An ugly wife and a shitty farm. Have fun picking up cow poop because you didn't want to splurge a little.

[Anonymous No.30389689]

>>30389050
OP is a faggot, ngmi

[Anonymous No.30389709]

>>30388999
Is $1M enough to do this.

[Anonymous No.30389797]

>>30389675
You are a sad sub-human, you will never be a happy man. Btw, the house you chosed is the most horrible house I've ever seen, hope you have better taste for women

[Anonymous No.30389810]

>>30389675
Pretty based, ngl. Cow manure makes an excellent compost.

[Anonymous No.30389904]

>>30389797
ngmi

[Anonymous No.30389917]

>>30388999
timetraveller here - feels great not gonna lie. My wife keeps asking how I became so insanely rich and what the little 'HOGE' Tattoo on my ankle means. But I tell her not worry about it and fuck her again.

[Anonymous No.30389926]

>>30389709
Not even close to enough. 5-10M minimum. 1M is enough to live a comfortable middle class life without a worry, but OPs fantasy is super pricey.

[Anonymous No.30390007]

>>30388999
My dream is decent size house in the mountains of WA with a lot of land. I really don't like WA for a lot things, but I really like the rainy weather. Also with enough money the problems WA has can be taken care of.

[Anonymous No.30390008]

>>30389050
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.30390015]

>>30389050
Based

[Anonymous No.30390069]

>>30389797
This is most likely your taste in women, isn't it anon? Nothing wrong but If it's not a smoking hot Ukrainian I don't know what else it could be.

[Anonymous No.30390112]

>>30389569
a regular good bed costs 3k already (mine was 3.3 but i haggled to 2.4 because the frame had been in the showroom).
so ehm, 10k is only three times more. I think a bed is worthy of spending up to 100k on if I'm completely honest. Very important to your health and wellbeing

[Anonymous No.30390143]

>>30388999
That house is tasteless

[Anonymous No.30390148]

>>30388999
>You take a nice morning drive down to the beach to catch a glimpse of the sunset
Why the fuck am I living so far away from the beach that it takes me 12 hours to drive there?

[Anonymous No.30390186]

>>30389675
They are happier than I will ever be.

[Anonymous No.30390261]

>>30390112
Me sleeping like a baby on $150 memory foam bed I bought at Wal-Mart with a $80 dollar steel bed frame I bought off of Amazon. I still have the existential depression, but my sleep it great.

[Anonymous No.30390291]

>>30389050
Picture this anon:

You awaken from a restful sleep in your $1,800 bed with cotton linen and turn over to your average but "perfect to you" wife who you met in highschool and has been with you and loved you for years. You walk down to your garage and are presented with your old reliables. Hm, which one will you take out today? The Chevrolet Impala? The Triumph Bonneville? Its up to you anon. You take a nice morning drive down your city's main street to catch a glimpse of the sunset. You you're driving, smiling, and reminiscing about the times you've had up until now.

[Anonymous No.30390365]

>>30388999
kys dude, with your mindset you ngmi so whats the point of living?

[Anonymous No.30390375]

>>30389050
This. Making it is quite simply not needing to worry about the essentials. Food and a roof over your head.

[Anonymous No.30390390]

>>30390261
I sleep on a one-man stretcher and pillow.
That is the comfiest bed I have experienced in my life.

And I had slept on everything,
concrete floor, futon, memory foam, hammock, spring mattress, sofas & tables

[Anonymous No.30390448]

>>30388999

>>morning drive
>>glimpse of the sunset

[Anonymous No.30390541]

>>30390291
Sounds cozy. Now imagine literally an upgraded version of everything you just mentioned, while also maintaining the same mindset. Sounds better right?

[Anonymous No.30390594]

>>30388999
I already have friends, a hot wife and even one child for now, I just want money to not have to bow to anyone. Also I want more guns in my basement and less non whites in my town.

[Anonymous No.30390655]

>living in a house with a flat roof
Absolutely ngmi

[Anonymous No.30390724]

>>30390594
Based and alreadymadeitpilled

[Anonymous No.30390846]

>>30390655
Wow this house is actually beautiful... and the view is breathtaking. Id have this over the beach any day.

[Anonymous No.30390875]

>>30390655
Do you know where this is?

[Anonymous No.30391015]

>>30390875
Piwakawaka Point
Wanaka, New Zealand

NZ's South Island is based

[Anonymous No.30391023]

>>30389926
Need a 5-10x then. Damn.

[Anonymous No.30391029]

>>30390875
my guess would be new zealand

[Anonymous No.30391039]

>>30389029

[Anonymous No.30391055]

Buy RLC for this life

[Anonymous No.30391088]

>>30389050
based

[Anonymous No.30391123]

Comfy > modern

[Anonymous No.30391216]

>>30391123
>>30390655
I won’t be able to sleep in that. What about the reptiles and bugs that can just come in and bite you?

[Anonymous No.30391275]

>>30389050
Most based post I've read on /biz/ in a long time

[Anonymous No.30391314]

>>30389050
I made it and nothing changed...

[Anonymous No.30391419]

>>30390541
Upgraded how

[Anonymous No.30391732]

>>30391216
It’s NZ faggot, not Australia... only thing we’re jealous of kiwis for

[Anonymous No.30391763]

>>30391732
whats the largest object you've had up your ass faggot?

[Anonymous No.30391824]

>>30391732
There are no snakes and such in NZ?

[Anonymous No.30391828]

>>30391763
3 goannas

[Anonymous No.30391868]

>>30391824
No, even huge bugs there are gay

[Anonymous No.30391873]

>23
>haven't yet made it, but on the track to making it by 2025
>still no gf
>autistic enough to specifically want a virgin gf so that it's the first time for both of us
What are my options bros? Church, dating apps?

[Anonymous No.30391920]

>>30388999
You need to take shrooms bro.

[Anonymous No.30391925]

>>30391868
dafuq, didn't know that. Seems like a comfy place then.

[Anonymous No.30391995]

>>30391419
>>30391314
>>30389050
If and when you actually make it you'll have more time to think. More time to plan. More time to live. All these brainlets who say "durr all stay same" is because you are still wasting your time on stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.30392054]

>>30389050
Based

[Anonymous No.30392061]

>>30388999
All this don't mean shit if you're not truly happy or content about existence. The itches in my brain won't be relieved by wealth.

[Anonymous No.30392128]

>>30389050
based anon dropping truth bombs.

[Anonymous No.30392143]

>>30391873
Central Asia

[Anonymous No.30392152]

>>30391873
Gymbunnies

[Anonymous No.30392270]

>>30391873
Well, pretty tough with virgin gf desu, depends what age you looking at ofc. Dating apps are pretty low chance, i think, best one is trough friends, maybe some internet groups, maybe even discord. I found GF in Overwatch, you will never know where your happiness might await you. And even tho she was pretty shy and not very sociable she was not a virgin. So if you looking for someone like that you need someone with tough morals.

[Anonymous No.30392450]

>>30391123
>comfy>modern
>posts modern trash
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.30392460]

>>30392152
He said virgin, not whore

[Anonymous No.30392531]

>>30391123
>having glass walls so mountain perverts can look at you 24/7

[Anonymous No.30392568]

>>30392460
You'd be surprised anon. Many were fat and ugly before they went to the gym so they have no experience and are very easy to impress.

[Anonymous No.30392639]

>>30390261
Better hope that piece of shit doesn’t spring a leak or you’re in fiberglass hell. Nighty night

[Anonymous No.30392641]

>>30388999
>morning drive down to the beach to catch a glimpse of the sunset
>of the sunset
Even in your make-it fantasies you still waste the entire day in bed.

[Anonymous No.30392881]

>>30388999
>You've made it.
still doesnt save you from an itching urinal tract infection you can enjoy while waking up smelling that rich mahogany

[Anonymous No.30392927]

>>30388999
>wake up
>sunset
Once a NEET, always a NEET

[Anonymous No.30393079]

>>30388999
Only thing I want is to be able to retire to a log cabin by the lake. Models, cars and outside wealth is for bubble zoomers.

[Anonymous No.30393140]

>>30389439
Do you know any lottery winners? Thats right, they all off themselfs.

[Anonymous No.30393295]

[Anonymous No.30393486]

>>30391873
very based
imagine sticking your dick into a used whore where other dicks have been, super gay and disgusting

[Anonymous No.30393563]

Why do I have to live in a prison cell though? Such an ugly house in such an ugly location. It's just not worth it since you also have to take care of all the shitty cars and a foreign shitskin aids wife.

[Anonymous No.30393671]

>>30393079
based
nobody really wants to live in globocrap disposable architecture

[Anonymous No.30393694]

Just saw Mochimo posted over biz

Cool to see a project actually doing something new

[Anonymous No.30393830]

>>30389675
That is pretty based, I would like to grow my own crops like that when I make it. Self sustaining.

[Anonymous No.30393942]

>>30390291
Now that's more like it. Slow life. Sound like heaven.

[Anonymous No.30394026]

>>30389381
Don't know who that is but that's what I'm planning to do.
>Why not enjoy what you can afford, while obviously saving a majority of your money? HMMMMMM??
But anon, that is precisely what I enjoy.

[Anonymous No.30394125]

>>30391873
Unironically start going to the chruch

[Anonymous No.30394251]

>>30389194
Money might not buy happiness, but it can buy a coom load of speed parts for muh car.
blah blah blah jetski you know how it goes
Oh and tools. A lot of tools/tooling

[Anonymous No.30394376]

I'd live a nice cosy little town, in a non-descript house, and read books, and play on the internet. Stupid Ukranian whores don't get invited.

One may dream. But back to the wagie-cagie tomorrow, frens. Those trannies won't get their free sex-changes without my taxes.

[Anonymous No.30394439]

>>30388999
This sounds like complete hell. Like I was being trapped into a suburban upper class structure. Exotic cars are just money pits + death traps. Give me something interesting, fun and functional.

[Anonymous No.30394463]

>>30389050
this
anon is materialist nigger
my idea of making it is 200 acres of pristine earth, a cabin Ill have built myself, and upon that plot Ill walk with God
And I will read, write, and paint for the sake of beauty and goodness
and I will tend a garden and pickle its fruits and hunt grouse with my dog

[Anonymous No.30394497]

>>30389050
this

[Anonymous No.30394663]

>>30394463
very based
i like to watch these sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Pnr5inKJ4

[Anonymous No.30394666]

>>30391873
no one else here is gonna tell you this, but unless you manage to find someone much younger than you (and even then idk) them being a virgin will mean that there’s something wrong (maybe not if you’re extremely lucky)
You’re better off putting your pride and fantasies aside and looking for someone with 1-3 (depending on age obviously) healthy long term relationships

[Anonymous No.30394697]

>You take a nice morning drive down to the beach to catch a glimpse of the sunset.
what kind of fucked up timeline did I get dropped into

[Anonymous No.30394702]

>>30388999
I'd rather live in a house that doesn't look like a soul-less box.

[Anonymous No.30394849]

>>30394663
same
I like this channel called Kyles Cabin
there was also some russian off grid channel that was pretty good

also ofc the dick proenneke documentaries

[Anonymous No.30394967]

>>30389050
This, OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.30395079]

>>30388999
This is such a retarded dream lmao, no ambition whatsoever.

I'm gonna build a castle, and then finance terrorism

[Anonymous No.30395212]

>>30388999
thats not making it thats a living hell

[Anonymous No.30395385]

i've got a bunch of "dreams", but in truth the only thing i lack in life is the ability to randomly give a grand to someone in need and not sweat it

[Anonymous No.30395426]

>>30388999
Checked. I unironically have a ukrainian gf atm, whereas the sex is great the attitude is always a fucking problem. Godamn are EE girls fucking cold hearted at times. As someone who's been with girls of almost all ethnicities (thank fuck the gene pool lottery made me 6'4" and not a sub 6 foot manlet like my brother) I can tell you EE girls are a bit overhyped. You get bored of their constant ball busting and materialism. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm living in a cucked locked down country where meeting people atm is pretty much impossible I probably would've bounced to another flavour.

[Anonymous No.30395618]

>>30389194
I literally just dont want to work anymore. I'm tired of laboring, commutes, forced to be around shitty people. I just want to maintain my simple lifestyle of playing vidya and living on my own time. But having stuff is cool too.

[Anonymous No.30396283]

>>30388999
Is that really what you dream of? Is that all you want to achieve? You have such meaningless and empty dreams. Dream bigger

[Anonymous No.30396398]

>>30389675
It seems to me that if you make it you intend to just waste your life away doing nothing meaningful. How long do you think your new toys will keep you satisfied? Going the consoomer way is not the way and sadly I think you will only realise this once you have wasted your fortune on useless crap