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>> No.30374288

My life is complete I’m first.

>> No.30374323

if my bitcoin stock keeps doing a lil sumtin I'm scalping SOXL, MARA, and RIOT calls monday.

>> No.30374350
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Will Monday be green?

>> No.30374396
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45% TQQQ
10% ARKQ
45% QuantumScape

Never fucking selling. Simple as.

>> No.30374407
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Can someone explain rat meme? I really don't get it.

>> No.30374421

What is this chink cartoon you are always posting?

>> No.30374434
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i hoped that the line
would go up to the right
but then i just learned
that i'm not very bright

>> No.30374445

Will Monday end red?

>> No.30374448

Yes, but only for real companies.

>> No.30374458
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CLF tranny coming to you live



>> No.30374462

Dragonball GTE

>> No.30374491

Attack on Titan

>> No.30374495

It’s a racist depiction from Looney Tunes.

>> No.30374496
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i don't feel so good

>> No.30374502

boku no pico

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>> No.30374523
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will you be buying some stylish headwear from Palantir, a fashion retail business with a focus on winter and athletic clothing lines?

>> No.30374530

Cory in the House

>> No.30374548

>chink cartoon
Please be a meme

>> No.30374554


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Kys faggot

>> No.30374584

Sailor Moon

>> No.30374600
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But seriously, does it have anything to do with stocks? I enjoy those rats, but goddamn I'm constantly thinking there is something I'm missing kek

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>> No.30374609

With Robinhood allowing 0DTEs and the GME meme it might be a guaranteed 5-10% or so to buy Friday morning and sell ATM calls. I wouldn't be surprised if most of this share buying was just smart people wanting to sell calls to dumb people. You could sell a LEAP and make a pretty sure 50% doing nothing else for the year. Also look at all the Open Interest for Jan 2022 $1 puts lel. Someone saw free money selling those. A lot of interesting plays coming out of GME.

>> No.30374626

SOXL only. The other two you may as well stayin crypto

>> No.30374631


>> No.30374634

It is Mitsudomoe, and I highly recommend you watch it. It is very good.

>> No.30374638

Real talk is stimulus bullish, bearish, or priced in?

I bought a bunch of calls Friday and I cannot afford to lose this money

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can't wait until the day you finally rope yourself
you will never be a woman

>> No.30374664

i want a pet rat so badly but i wouldn't have the time to take care of it properly
used to have a hamster as a kid

>> No.30374670
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It's just a funny fat rat idk

>> No.30374683
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Ghost in the Shell

>> No.30374694

but i'm not gonna pull 1000% returns in 4 hours in crypto.

>> No.30374708

>Stimmy checks
Free money week baby, time to make up for February

>> No.30374730

Nice dubs too

Lets talk about hedging risk /smg/
Here is a .pdf about risk parity vs tail risk parity, basically traditional risk parity fails during black swans events/left tail events due to to the fact that correlations between things like stocks, commodities and real estate increase. So traditional risk parity is great as long as the down turn isn't great, but fails when it is. Also, traditional risk parity also limits the gains from right tail events, meaning it's got a pretty big drag on a portfolio.

If you skip to page 13 of the pdf I linked, you'll tail risk parity has the lowest drag on a portfolio as well.

So the question is, anons, how do we find securities in order to hedge our bets using tail risk parity? I only have a pretty simplistic understanding, so if anyone can explain this to me better, or link me to resources that can, I would greatly appreciate it.

I am also just considering buying LEAPS on the vix when it drops below 20. This would provide decent insurance with a reasonable premium.

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>It is very good.
It really is.

>> No.30374745
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I'm considering buying myself few rats trained to predict stock market

>> No.30374752
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Why is Oil FUD everywhere now, where were you a few months ago?

>> No.30374762

Darling in the FranXX

>> No.30374778
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hello newfriend, welcome to 4chan
now leave

>> No.30374796

Am I gonna make it?

>> No.30374800
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Is $swn a buy now? Saw someone shilling it

>> No.30374804

Taleb says buy far otm put leaps on spx and just roll them out til a black swan hits

>> No.30374811

0.5 puts I mean.

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Probably timing of oil boom. We've been green while everyone screamed looking at their portfolio tank even 20%. We now got lots of people mad at us. Doesn't matter, fud is weak and usually by uninformed people.

>> No.30374851

>ARKK vs SOXL edition
Why not both?

>> No.30374865

Thank you! Do you mean spx or spy?

>> No.30374867

it would be bullish if we weren't already in a bubble

>> No.30374885

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

>> No.30374891

How do I short Lum posters?

>> No.30374898

We get one crash every 10 years. I'll remember this if we're still in a bull market 2030.

>> No.30374899

Is ARKK going to go up, nigger?

>> No.30374917
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You have $10,000 to put into any stock. If it goes up 10x within 10 years, you get to keep it plus the profit. Anything less and you lose it all. What stonk to you choose?

>> No.30374939

Come back when you get a raise, wagie

>> No.30374946

I copied this dialogue between two anons some threads ago

>Anyone who advocates for longing SQQQ or something similar for hedging is a brainlet. Buy far OTM SPX puts dated for 2023+. 2500 strike or lower, this is what the Fedora-tipper of the trading talking heads Nassim Taleb advocates for.

>Basic problem, if that's what you even want to call it, is that it's like a once every 7 years you hit the massive payday and have to sit through mostly losing trades even though it has a massive positive EV. Most people can't comprehend it or don't have the patience

>His tail risk strategy would have still yielded you great returns literally last week, and a few weeks before that, back in September, etc. Minor corrections still greatly benefit your tail risk strategy position. The key is to wait for VIX to drop below 20 (18-20 is realistically ideal range) for you to buy SPX LEAPS puts so that you buy it when volatility is at its lowest. Then, when mini-corrections like we saw the last couple weeks arise, you benefit from vol spike which produces asymmetrical returns on your hedge positions on the SPX puts.

>As long as the strike price is 30-50% below current price? Then, correct. Tail risk investors believe that there’s a “volatility tax” that prevents you from achieving the returns associated with compounding, that is, you make 10% in year 1, 7% in year 2, but -9% in year 3 which erodes your annualized returns. By following a tail risk strat, you might do 9%, 5%, but 6% in year 3 which would mean that even though you underperformed in 2/3 years, in a bearish year you severely outperformed which pulled your annualized returns way ahead.

>> No.30374952

We gain in silence, Barrick bros

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>> No.30374981

spoonfeed beggars should be banned

>> No.30374983
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>pls dlet this

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Maybe you should ask for a raise?

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>> No.30375041

Actually based

>> No.30375058

the only thing you should be stocking up on is tqqq/soxl shares + time

>> No.30375071

My friend's zoomer tech portfolio just went from $120k to $100k in the last two weeks. Meanwhile, my energy heavy and oil stack has increased about 3% during this 'correction.'

Feels good man.

>> No.30375092

unironically SOXL or TQQQ
but only because you're telling me anything less than a 10x is $0

pretty dumb since obviously your request disregards the risk when in reality, you're playing with real money so balancing risk with reward is important
that kind of scenario is basically useless paper trading thinking

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AQB and GME on 10x leverage

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>frog poster pretending not to be a newfag
This is 4channel you retarded faggot
I would rather have SOXL than a meme ETF

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>> No.30375131

can't wait for TSLA to be 5.5 Trillion

>> No.30375134
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Reminder, anyone who telling you the oil train has left is fucking Fudding.

We're about to go to war in the fucking middle east, huge supply shocks are happening. Do not let the SOXL tranny bring down your portfolio even more. You can save yourself monday.

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>> No.30375197

There is also the literally named TAIL ETF that follows this strategy

>> No.30375262

I would long NGRD.K for sure

>> No.30375276


>> No.30375284
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>stock market falls 4% from inflated ATH
>GigaBulls pray Jerome will stop their bleeding
>does nothing
>"JEROME pls muh YCC!"
do bulls actually believe the fed would use its ultimate weapon/last resort card unless shit was really hitting the fan?

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>they're still SOXLposting in yt comments
the final sell signal?

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>> No.30375314
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>bye bye darling

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I mean, all people have to do is zoom out BP or SU charts. They shouldn't make decissions based on chart alone, but if they do and ignore the fact that those companies are still undervalued, then there is no helping them. I will keep trying to help anons though.

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>> No.30375340

that's actuallly a pretty unimpressive return last march

>> No.30375399
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Which brokerages will have access to Roblox as soon as it is tradable?

>> No.30375405

inflation report on the 10th
how do you think the market will react?

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>> No.30375412

It went up the amount SPY went down as that's how it's tuned. They could lever it somehow but then the losses would be greater in an uptrend

>> No.30375417

Great analysis bobo, I'll short the market on Monday, I hope you do it too.

>> No.30375486
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Anyone else here have a few GME in case the retards are actually right?

>> No.30375513

i wasn't trading in march, busy with my business, but i feel like i could have made a hell of a lot more buying puts. I guess it's an ok hedge if you're hands off investing but also it's not like you're gonna have half your portfolio in there so I don't see what the point is.

>> No.30375521

Fresh pasta

>> No.30375543

Should we wait till the 17th to see if ycc happens?

Should I buy gold as its cheaper than ever or spend it on boomerchip companies like cooocoo cola and jewhnson and jewhnson

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Nope, I have better places to allocate my money where I don't have to gamble on retail winning against turbokikes.

>> No.30375588

the retards were right, most people have moved on and taken their GME profits elsewhere
why do you think there are so many 5-figure 6-figure anons in /smg/ now lol

this used to be 4-figure central

>> No.30375589


No, I sold for 400

>> No.30375597

Its because, according to them, the majority of the funds $$$ is in medium term US treasuries. But yes, horrible, horrendous return. I would just go buy treasuries if I wanted them, just gonna go ahead and buy OTM SPX puts when vix is below 20

>> No.30375612

ok where the fuck do i watch Lum

>> No.30375619

I anticipate a green monday to suck in the bulls before a brutal red week. Which could force Jerome's hand at the FOMC meeting the following week.
If it is a green week the fed will have no obligation to control run away yields and the problem goes unresolved.

>> No.30375622
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Bought the level and it retard pumped from there so yes I'm in

>> No.30375646

I think you should buy some half OZ gold coins cause they're fun to fondle.

>> No.30375648

don't fucking buy gold the return is abysmal. Gold is gonna be basically worthless until 6 months after a societal collapse. Buy your wife a nice set of gold earrings you can trade for a couple chickens after the apocalypse, otherwise buy oil.

>> No.30375654

So I bought 1000 RIDE at 15$ on Friday, I'm up 2k on it but still down 15k over all in the past 30 days. Its really fucking annoying down 22.3%

Anyone else really fucked?

>> No.30375671

What time does the natural gas train arrive anons

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>> No.30375708

$SLS will go to 150 on March 12

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VIX isn't going below 20 for a long time

>> No.30375723
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Why should I hold stocks instead of holding mostly cash and using a small portion buying far OTM LEAPS in the direction I think the market will take?

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>> No.30375736

I bought btc miner puts on friday and was up 7k by lunch but didn't sell and ended the day down 5k. dont feel bad, move on to the next trade

>> No.30375754

i want 1 oz coins, half oz too small

Gold got 5x after housing market crash and nearly 2x after 2020 crash.

Gold is amazing for making a quick buck after bear runs.

>> No.30375763

What does it mean when an etf has a C after it?

>> No.30375767
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>holding GUSH and ERX

Nothing but green with these ETF's

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>> No.30375785
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kek, I've seen this with sound. Kid is retarded

>> No.30375792

I had QS at $16 and sold at $90, 865 shares best trade so far

>> No.30375795

if you have a shitload of money and you want derivatives or if you're wheeling covered calls.

>> No.30375809
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Why do boomers hate the leverage ETFs?

>> No.30375811

YCC doesnt go into effect unless next week is a complete bloodbath. Yes buy gold, and unironically buy overvalued tech. Everything will moon as YCC will signal the end of the dollar

>> No.30375818

Is this real?

>> No.30375829

They were right, though, and now it just looks to be running on hopium fumes where autists see a glimmer of a chance to offload their 300-450 dollar bags. I'm still holding onto one share.

>taking a shit
>with a camera for some reason
>kid kicks the door down, throws his pet on the floor, momentarily aims his rifle at me then shoots his guanine pig
Just another day

>> No.30375850

>2x after 2020
that's abyssmal though. The fed printed so much fucking dollars and the petrodollar is how the US exports it's inflation. There's gonna be way better returns in oil

>> No.30375884

dividends* not derivatives

>> No.30375906

Muh volatility drag.

>> No.30375909

Lol yeah, I've been on 4channel since the beginning!

>> No.30375931

Whoa nelly, slow down. It isn't safe to make money that fast. Don't you know how much risk you are taking?

>> No.30375936

Because you are missing a lot of opportunity by holding cash, and also losing money due to inflation (which is accelerating right now)

Also if you are wrong about your LEAPS then the you will only have Theta value, which will be less than it was when you bought.

>> No.30375939

yeah blanks still blow gas out

>> No.30375942

They fell for the kike fud. Boomers, hedgies, and tutes can't handle the drawdowns so they don't realize the subsequent gains. Only the hardest can handle most powerful SOXL magic

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Don't worship this devil

>> No.30375959

I don't know, but I'm still waiting for it. My TELL has been abysmal.

>> No.30375979

fuck off stupid investor cuckcoin
>I will never go for this shit you try to shill
no one will believe in this trash
smart buyers chose juld, just check this stat for last year. ez 220% plus

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I should unironically buy more SOXL, NAIL and TQQQ, right? And probably HIBL with this stimulus passing

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20 to call on socks-s
big brain or feeble goy play

>> No.30376000

technically he did not shoot it as the was not a bullet in the rife, its loaded with a blank round and assume he thought it would be funny but did not know a lot of compressed gas sent hammy flying

>> No.30376049
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Truth to be told, I was in the nickel, fashion and construction.
I pulled out of nickel since I thought the world prices were retarded and is due for a correction and sold it 2 weeks ago. It was in the 5 year high iirc and TSLA starts dipping the following week and I was just looking for something to buy as I was with 55% cash for several days and saw oilCHADs posting, OPEC meeting coming up with prices dipping, Biden recent bombing, and then I suddenly threw money on oil and never looked back.
FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD, I dont mind holding till the end of year or 2 years if things keep getting worse

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I should’ve sold at $4 twice and tripled my money, only loser I own rn

>> No.30376073

Buy SOXL and hold until the day before the next 15:1 split

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I love lum

>> No.30376082

his parents are assholes for allowing him to have access to firearms without the proper education

>> No.30376099

Which will probably be like, this November, right?

>> No.30376114

even if we win we lose.

>> No.30376121

What else got double in 2020?
Gold bullion is also cgt free in the uk.

>> No.30376127

Ok so the US senate just passed the stimi check bill. This is the time to SELL right?

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>should i buy the dip?

This is a total SOXS buy signal

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>his parents are assholes for allowing him to have access to firearms without the proper education

>> No.30376194

correct. $1.9T exacerbates inflation fears which could lead to an even worse treasury auction this week sending yields mooning and stocks crashing.
Beware a bulltrap pump

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>the thing that is designed to prop up the market is going to crash the market


>> No.30376242

How will this effect oil prices? Will they go up from inflation or down from lack of demand?

>> No.30376244

Thanks. This might be the first time I sell high and buy low.

>> No.30376247

When i send my 9 year old daughter to mag dump in your thick skull, please note the trigger discipline

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>> No.30376288

Oil goes nowhere but up from now on. God bless sleepy joe.

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Yup. America can only be made better by abolishing any government (federal OR state) regulations on the sale, possession, or use of firearms.

>> No.30376327

Nice dubs, but why? It feels like a bad time to add more leverage to my portfolio by buying GUSH

>> No.30376328

I will never forgive this fucker if SPCE doesn't recover from his steaming curry dump he took on it recently.

>> No.30376361

lol, everyone buy calls on COPE

>> No.30376374

Your boy Chamath dumped 200 mil of that shit stock last week. You're holding his bags now lol

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this fucking guy lmao

>> No.30376412

I'm at 14% YTD gains. How are people this fucking bad at investing?

>> No.30376414

>xbox controller
>sour patch kids
>jogger holding shotgun to his own head with rpg casually chilling in the background
what in the fuck is going on here

>> No.30376424

You can't take the poo, curry, and the PnD out of the poo no matter how much money he has

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Wait, he made only 3% in 2020? Jesus fuckin christ. And to think for a moment I considered going long on CLOV.

>> No.30376437
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up from inflation+halt of large production. Our oil chads with big money are looking out for the little oil chads that are trying to make it.

>> No.30376445



I only hope the hundreds of millions of dollars he made selling his SPCE shares bring him solace in these trying times.

>> No.30376465
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Sounds interesting but brainlet question; where can I find just the regular S&P 500 in Schwab or Robinhood? Every time I search for SPX they bring up unrelated ETFs like SPXL, which have way worse volume. My only broker that even brings up the actual S&P500 is Webull but apparently they dont let you trade it, godless chinks that they are.

I guess I could settle on something like SPY or something and just follow the heart of the strat, but I want to see my options in other options chains.

>> No.30376479

the only thing it'll prop up is shlomo's checkbook when the rug is pulled right after you deposit your stimmi into your robinhood account.
Why do you think the market has fallen the last few weeks?

>> No.30376484

this, but you're still an asshole and deserve to be shot by your own kids if you don't teach them firearm handling

>> No.30376507
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Post your face when PIPP announces it's in merger talks with Bechtel.

>> No.30376522

>this pajeet sold SPCE at 50% down from the top

>> No.30376550

I think oil may be one of the best industry suited for an inflationary environment. What other business has their prices updated on the daily

>> No.30376553

Yeah but how quickly will OPEC change their mind? When everyone needs more gas when stuff reopens the rest of the year?

>> No.30376556

I am not a smart man, nor am I an economist or a financial advisor. I dropped out of high school, even. All I know is that everything I've read has said that oil is primed to btfo previous prices all the way back to 2006. I'm not all-in on oil, but it is a large portion of my portfolio right now, and it is treating me very well.

>> No.30376569

I wish I bought at $10 on Friday. Was perfect opportunity that will never repeat again and I chickened out.

>> No.30376570

He's chairman of the SPAC. Part of the dump was him unloading his bags.

>> No.30376590

Are you holding oil ETFs or individual stocks? What's doing the best at the moment?

>> No.30376598

One poster always posts a picture of a rat pointing a gun at you saying how the market is gonna crash, so when someone else posts a pic of a someone grabbing a rat and shaking it around it means the market is gonna be bullish

>> No.30376612

bro he's dabbing

>> No.30376616
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I snapped up some SPACs with good management on Friday below or at NAV, redditors got liquidated I can guarantee it

>> No.30376627
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>Instead it's a forced merger with SpaceX

>> No.30376628

>How is OPEC gonna magically make billions of barrel appear in a short amount of time. There some serious supply shocks going on with oil.

You can't fix it instantly, they can increase production but it gonna take some time. Oil, won't crater if they do make a decision like that.

Every Oil company right now has models showing significant cash inflows for 2021.

>> No.30376631
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Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>> No.30376655
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Space is a meme. There are no cool aliens to meet and space tourism won't catch on until you can't do drugs and underage prostitutes in international waters anymore.

>> No.30376659

I am only holding SU for now. I am planning on picking up GUSH on Monday after selling some other crap I've been holding onto for too long. I think most anons here are holding SU, GUSH, XOM, and BP.

>> No.30376669

Yeah. That's the reason we have been dumping

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>this, but you're still an asshole and deserve to be shot by your own kids if you don't teach them firearm handling

>> No.30376679
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Makes sense now, thanks

>> No.30376710
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how do i get $100k loan to put in SHLX

>> No.30376712
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Everyone thinks "hurr durr 3%" but nobody even realizes just how hard it is to make serious gains with his liquidity issues

>> No.30376750

Will I be a millionaire eow

>> No.30376751

What if GUSH is up like 5% premarket, would you still buy? I flipped it for 15% like a week ago but I find it hard to time buying in

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>> No.30376768

he doesn't manage a fund retard, stop posting

>> No.30376770

How is thag a numale take? Instructing children on proper firearm handling is based, and wishing that parents who dont do it properly get shot by their own kids so the problem self corrects is also based. Its darwin in action.

>> No.30376782

Anon, I have shilled it before in other /smg/ thread but check out BTE.TO, fcf of over 50%. less than 1.50 a share right now.

>> No.30376844

$1400 stimulus approved, how will this improve the market?

>> No.30376846

last week there was some uncertainity around OPEC. Now that this is out of the way, we might see more stabilization.

>> No.30376856

COPE. It would have been trivial for him to sell his stake in large companies like TSLA and most of his gains are probably unrealized so his performance really is bad.

>> No.30376858

Yeah but the reality of things doesn't really matter in this context. If SpaceX puts people on Mars, the stock is going to skyrocket, even if it has nothing to do with profits.

>> No.30376881

>shot by your own kids if you don't teach them firearm handling
Gonna be hard if the little faggots can't aim. They only know where the non functional decoy guns are. I keep a gun trained on the door in case they get any ideas.

>> No.30376884

Hiroshi our savior

>forgot to eat breakfast
Oh yeah
That’s probably not helping

>> No.30376886
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Every generation escalates on the previous, good or bad.

>> No.30376888

Hey, without them maybe you'd be down 40% instead.

>> No.30376893

this guy doesn't own a gun

>> No.30376902

Will RIG pump?

>> No.30376922
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>anyone who has sold within the last two weeks are paper handed faggots who can't hold a stock loner than a month
>I'm still up 17% on my portfolio after the carnage
>High Investors Gains Grow Higher

>> No.30376946

Maybe stabilizes the meme trades, making them a slightly better safe haven. Otherwise, completely priced in - inflation, debt paydowns, some assurance that the capital won't get stormed again for another couple months.

>> No.30376952

Should I try investing all of my savings?

>> No.30376961
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Don't give me this blast from the past from fucking nowhere, Jesus Christ.

>> No.30376979

how do we feel about CLOV

>> No.30376991

bro Ryan Cohen is also a billionaire and his entire portfolio is basically split into AAPL and WFC
liquidity is not an excuse for Chamath

>> No.30376999

TQQQ, SPXL, or both?

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The whites and the Indians go very well together, look at how much shes blushing

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>Liquidity issues
He's talking about publicly traded SPACs

>> No.30377075

Passed the senate, still has to go back to the House...I thought. Senate made changes, House has to vote on them.

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>> No.30377091

Soxs and sqqq

>> No.30377113

I'd probably have to drink that much to marry an Indian too.

>> No.30377138
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I like to go through posts history on yahoo on my stocks. It's always fun to find gems like this.

>> No.30377140

already tried that and got buttfucked when everything started pumping on friday

>> No.30377157

Any reason you expect it to go up or down? The fact that it's facing a major lawsuit seems like a bad thing to me anon....

>> No.30377183

An extra powerful poo from King Poo

>> No.30377186

i want mony

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does he still hold both of those? i thought that was what he did at the time he sold Chewy

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>> No.30377211

Dead cat bounce
Hold you worthless rocket trail chasing nigger

>> No.30377231

roll 4 mony

>> No.30377246

> dead cat bounce
Sure bobo

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>> No.30377249
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>Bitcoin gonna push 50.3k tonight
Looking good

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boy i sure dodged a bullet selling these back when i did, they're only worth 11.50 now lmao

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How many stocks do you own? I own 3, feels like 1-4 is a good range.

BTC 50k$ stablecoin.

>> No.30377361

Just you wait until the fund becomes entirely PLTR, WKHS, and TSLA. TO THE MOON

>> No.30377419

>so many 2's and 8's
I wonder what the gematria is of
>Biden Covid Relief
>Biden approves stimulus
>Biden Covid Stimulus
>all results are positive
:/ dang my short positions are gonna hurt tomorrow.

>> No.30377468

Nah, that won't happen. Ark owns over 15% of float in 26 companies. They can't dump those easy, so their strategy is to sell their more liquid holdings (TSLA, etc) first. Ark will become the mutant fish company, tech SPAC scams and small cap biomemes.

>> No.30377471

I have VIXY calls. Please bless me

>> No.30377473

Will my profit taker limit be hit by the end of the month?

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What’s the bear case for palantir. Besides being run by a Jew nig mutt and a homosex

>> No.30377509

thats how its suppose to be i don't understand how it went from top to bottom

>> No.30377513

CRBP bros. Lol.

>> No.30377514

so uh where do i get a tour into international waters?

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>> No.30377549

Kys pajeet

>> No.30377601

Hey. How are you gentlemen doing.

>> No.30377614
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> too rich to get stimmy
> too poor to have made it
Six-figure hell is real

>> No.30377618

will i get irl friends to help me from my mental decline?

>> No.30377629
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>Bought tons of MSFT at 140-155
>Ultra comfy right now

>> No.30377640

>Ark owns over 15% of float in 26 companies.
Damn, she really is the Warren Buffet of memes.

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>tfw "Kharak is... burning"

>> No.30377672

Wait until the Biden tax hikes lol

>> No.30377683

im sure he is, why would he bother micromanaging when his dividends would be in the tens of millions yearly anyways

>> No.30377687

did I fuck up with iota?

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>> No.30377730
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Founding a religion is a proven play.

>> No.30377773
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Based and Bobopilled. We're going to be on the winning ride of the semiconductor dump.

>> No.30377789

When you post stuff from Buffett or Munger, keep in mind that their brain is 100% focused on value investing. If you're rich and want to go for a steady income, tiny risk and tiny growth, then obviously you will go for something like an income portfolio instead and that shit is diversified like crazy. There are multi-millionaires or close to billionaires that has talked about their income portfolios and they have 500+ positions

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>> No.30377837

nail or tqqq

>> No.30377866

Report from Scorpio VC countering the Hindenburg report on SOS:


>"If the Hidenburg investigators have really arrived at the office address for actual inspection, the possibility of seeing only the hotel but not the office building is very small, but the office building is not reflected in the picture of the initial report, indicating that the report is very maliciously biased and misleading. "
Basically they are saying "you dipshits at Hindenburg seriously didn't know that 'company registered address' and 'actual office address' are two separate concepts"

>> No.30377868

Cathie owns 30% of float in the mutant fish company

>> No.30377870
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>thought i was smart waiting to file my taxes to pay the IRS the money i owe them with the stimmy check coming
>realize all i've really done is wait for my own money to come in so i can pay taxes on that same money
gettin real tired of this tax shit bros

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can gold prices please go up on monday holy fuck give me a break

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I felt that.

>> No.30377996

Why did not a single one of the Republicohens vote for the stimulus?

>> No.30378136

usually they say they have a problem with a lot of the riders when it comes to these kinds of bills. But truth be told, I am pretty sure that very idea of giving people a stimulus isn't really very republican. Should have pushed that responsibility onto the states since they are the ones administering the shutdown.

>> No.30378173

on one hand maybe because it wastes money that could be given to the people instead, and on the other maybe because they are controlled opposition.

>> No.30378185

So that they could pretend they're the party against big government spending and act like the last 4 years of big government spending didn't happen.

>> No.30378186

They didn't have to vote for it. Your vote matters. Now pick one of the two correct options. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

>> No.30378206

Didn't only like two states (Maryland and California) issue their own stimulus checks?

>> No.30378273

wait but can the feds magically prevent the yields to remain where it is? if they can, how long can they keep it down until it explodes?

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>> No.30378356

Just seems odd that Republicans were totally okay with almost trillions of dollars getting spent on bonds for companies like AAPL back during Trump's administration.
Just don't see how you can be okay with the massive quantitative easing then.

>> No.30378374

*magically prevent the yields to rise

>> No.30378406

They can only lower the Fed funds rate which is already basically zero. So they would have to go negative to lower market rates.

>> No.30378431

That's the whole point. States would use more discretion if they had to bear the burden of shutting down their own economies themselves. Few states have the funds for it.

>> No.30378453

20% of the entire stimulus is designed to go directly to major democratic cities because they need the bail-out thanks to their own incompetence, that's literally the same shit that delayed the vote 3-4 times before when Trump was president and wouldn't allow something like that to pass

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so if inflation fears lead to a bad treasury auction, yields will rise, which will drag gold prices. but the inflation should decrease real interest rates (albeit maybe in the future) which should cause gold prices to go up

which one wins?

>> No.30378477

Don't act like the money isn't going to republican cities also.

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The money is going to Israel. God I love being Chinese instead of a filthy imperialist pig

>> No.30378550

Once I reach $15k I was planning to invest in all 30 Dow stocks, and only buy more on red days for each stock.any ideas on that?

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But its the Democrat-run cities which effectively run the vast majority of the entire US economy. If anything not enough money is given to these cities, and too much money is given to unproductive wasteland flyover areas which mostly just leech off the money produced by larger Democrat-run areas.

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>> No.30378627

>very idea of giving people a stimulus isn't really very republican

Bruh have you seen the farming subsidies

>> No.30378689

TOP KEK. not like we need food anyways. Let them eat semi-conductors!

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This market shall know pain

>> No.30378709

fug. well i guess they would have done something this week when the market was shitting itself.

>> No.30378737
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You know these are very volatile times and currencies are vulnerable to high inflation. Perhaps you should rethink your risky positions and park some of your money into precious metals or consider getting a 30 year treasury note. The stimulus is not free money and has larger net negative impact on the economy at large that just causes more damage to the already fragile stock market. Stop being irresponsible for once anon, and listen to dave and schiff.

>> No.30378743

I consider farming subsidies a national security issue. We don't give those to farmers because we care about them. We give them subsidies so they can compete with agricultural products on the global market from poor countries, and knife the side of agricultural products from wealthier countries (like Australia). It is international economic warfare.

>> No.30378759

>GDP is the only measure of value and health of a country
this post brought to you by mass immigration

>> No.30378809

I hate how easily you get (you)'s CRBPajeet

>> No.30378819

The people running the companies in those areas aren't democrats. The vast democrat voting shithole areas are not generating anything for the economy. Flyover states produce plenty. Nigger tyrone is a net negative to the economy.

>> No.30378825

I think the prevailing sentiment is that yields rising is bad for gold. I've been confused about what has happened with gold for the last few weeks.
Whenever the fed does end up taking action to deal with constantly rising bond yields, it will be the catalyst for gold mooning

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California alone produces far more food, and a wider variety of food, than a lot of those Republican-run states.
Most of those Republican run states only produce food like wheat and beef, while WA and CA alone produce a far wider variety of foods which are healthier (not to mention they have access to seafood). These other states do not really contribute to the agricultural economy of USA to the extent Democrat-run states do.

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>> No.30378922

If that was the case, why don't we do it with other industries?

Most """family farms""" are just guys who inherited a ton of land and have no idea how to work it. They lose money every single year and rely on the government gibs to stay afloat. I know a guy who gets 230j in farm gibs every year. Big surprise he thinks people who want a higher minimum wage are freeloaders. We should let these people fail so the land can be managed by someone competent.

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Why are you even baking early on a weekend? Wtf is wrong with you trannys?

>> No.30378967

people are asking for the fed to take action on yields with Yield Curve Control. This is code for the fed goes on a spending spree until they buy enough treasuries to get yields where they want them.
The fed can keep it down but at the cost of the US dollar becoming worthless paper
the market is only down 4% which doesn't necessitate drastic intervention. If the market gets rekt this week the fed might act

>> No.30378982

Well shit I already made the thread faggot

>> No.30378989

>has seafood
hoyl fuck my sides

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wasn't me
should only be baking after bump limits, especially on weekends

>> No.30379061

>thread splitting
>on the weekend
Reddit might be the place for you

>> No.30379110

In a sense, we do offer a helping hand to other industries though. Just not as directly as we do with the foodstuffs. Letting Africa grow our corn would wind up being a much larger ticking time bomb than letting China make our steel.

>> No.30379175

I already said I was baking and was going to wait this tard just made one out of nowherr

>> No.30379284

100% this. We do not want to rely on imports for our food. The muh Democrat city shit is tiring. The people generating gdp live in suburbs and are not voting Democrat. With more remote work happening the cities will devolve more into just judge dredd tier welfare shitholes.

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you sent your message a second before i sent mine, sorry mate

>> No.30379340

>California alone produces far more food,
Not true and I am a farmer in the central valley. Also give me some fucking water. Wine is not food.

>> No.30379361

Gib gallo wine

>> No.30379394

but wouldnt yield control itself cause an uncontrollable cycle of rising yields and even more control? if people expect inflation from stimi checks, wont they also expect inflation from the feds buying treasures thus raising the yield and causing this never sending cycle until the us dollar implodes?

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>> No.30379679

Why buy QS when RMO is insanely cheap?

>> No.30380539

How would yields rise if the fed funds rate is 0 and treasuries are set to a fixed level through YCC? If you're thinking that yields would rise based on inflation expectations, consider that this doesn't manifest in theory if the fed is able to maintain those two policies. Inflation could rise significantly and the dollar could go to shit and we could still have the same yields in theory.

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Currently very bullish on MP, F, VGAC/SPACs in general. NSH, VACQ, and SVAC are my lookers. was wondering if you guys had any thoughts on these picks. I like MP the most, rare earth metal company in the US (most are in china) and every automaker is going EV. Buy the pipeline.

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