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30372759 No.30372759 [Reply] [Original]

At first, I thought Alphr was the perfect project for neets, but after thinking about it, it's also the perfect project for wage keks. They can't trade crypto during their 8-10 hours shift and by the time they get home, they're so tired, that they don't feel like doing anything except watching game of thrones or interracial rom-coms on Netflix. Alphr can help wagies make money while they work, after it launches in April. It's an automated decentralized hedge fund that offers automated mirror trading of the most profitable dex wallets. Now, you will have an opportunity to buy and sell your crypto while you're slaving awa as some guy, who's very good at trading and doesn't realize you're copying him, makes you money (they get sent Alphr coin as a reward But only if they make good trades).
Read more about Alphr here
>https://medium.com/alphr-finance/introducing-alphr-finance-f973cc847032

>> No.30372956

When presale?

>> No.30373000
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30373000

Shills are getting more creative

>> No.30373453

I'm going to assume the tg is still muted

>> No.30373597
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30373597

>>30373453
Yes

>> No.30373659
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30373659

Remember wagies, no using your phone to check on your trades during work!

>> No.30373677

how does one buy this? IDOs are so fucking profitable rn

>> No.30373732

Presale buyers gonna dump on listing, right?

>> No.30373739

>>30373677
Buying into the private sales is so profitable it will probably be illegal at some point kek

>> No.30373780

>>30373732

It looks like they will be locked for 12 months, based if true

>> No.30373844
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30373844

Imagine thinking a random whale is gonna make you get profitable trades

>> No.30373888

>>30373844

well I think they have nowhere to run from this, and actually good for them they get ALPHR as reward for making rektplebs profitable

>> No.30374008

>>30373844
But it's based on historical returns. Alphr might bring an interesting phenomenon into play. The Observer effect. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics)

>> No.30374550

>>30373844
It's so crazy, it just might work.

>> No.30374681

I just realized that they started development in February and are trying to get an alpha build out by April. So they might be too busy to give updates.

>> No.30375023

>>30374681

It will either be an elaborate trolling or they gonna release everything in one shot

>> No.30375024

>>30374681
A short tweet would be nice. It would take 30 seconds.

>> No.30375036

I want to FUCKING JOIN THE PRESALE, how to?

>> No.30375056

>>30372759

When unmute the chat?

>> No.30375136

>>30375024

This, idk what they're waiting for, the shit should be huge af to take so long

>> No.30375155

>>30375036

Asking the same, these presales are so fucking profitable it hurts when you miss 'em

>> No.30375190

interesting

>> No.30375227

>>30373732
There is no presale. Only private.

>> No.30376232

why isnt this just bitconnect?