Chainlink will be fueling Grindr inapp transactions

[Anonymous No.30370459]

This is HUGE news, $50 eoy confirmed!

[Anonymous No.30370616]

>>30370459

[Anonymous No.30370635]

>>30370459
real? if so im becoming gay

[Anonymous No.30370707]

>>30370459
>be me, bottom (tranny)
>all the boys message ME
>every single fucking time I have to shut down some ugly/weirdo/shrimpdick/etc, I have to watch a fucking ad
>i'm the fucking bottom doesn't grindr respect bottoms?

Want to get rich? Release a gay dating app that treats bottoms the way tindr/bumble/etc treat women -- the core draw of the platform

[Anonymous No.30370755]

>>30370707
youre just ugly bro

[Anonymous No.30370817]

>>30370707
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Anonymous No.30370839]

>>30370707
Those ads are really annoying, there's even uskippable onea

[Anonymous No.30371446]

You understand that chainlink creating a link between the homo world and the incels is a huge news?

[Anonymous No.30371583]

>>30370707
There is an abundance of bottoms, you're highly overvaluing yourself.
Muscular tops are the limited supply. You and 100 other weak, limp wristed fags swarm them constantly.
being a bottom is easy, no one gives a shit about bottoms

[Anonymous No.30371635]

>>30370755
Cope. the whole point of my post is that i'm not ugly, and have to reject 8 men who are below my standard before even starting a conversation with the 9th. So I have to watch like 5 or 6 ads to have even one conversation

[Anonymous No.30371659]

>can hookup with chicks just fine
>cant with femboys because they have an abnormally high standard
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.30373047]

>>30370459
sir gay

[Anonymous No.30373761]

this board is confirmed full of faggots

[Anonymous No.30373906]

>>30370707
there's a surplus of bottoms. And trannies are just bottoms with mental deformities.

[Anonymous No.30373952]

>>30373761
yet here you are.

[Anonymous No.30374129]

what's the benefit of paying for Grindr?

I can understand paying for Tinder and the like, since you get buried and have a difficult time matching with anybody unless you pay and get pimped to the front of the line, but everytime I've ever used Grindr I'm immediately flooded with messages and I'm balls-deep in a guy's ass within the hour of logging in and I didn't need to pay a penny.

So long as you aren't terribly ugly, I have a mediocre skinnyfat physque ,Grindr is like a "life as a girl" simulator. You're instantly the most popular guy in the world.

[Anonymous No.30374825]

>>30370707
Why do Bottoms think the whole world revolves around them when there's 2 of them minimum for each top. I swear, mentally ill and deluded cumsluts with 800 diseases.

[Anonymous No.30374870]

>>30374129
A lot of people are gross and the unlimited block feature is great.

[Anonymous No.30374888]

>>30370459
Chainlink literally makes you gay.

[Anonymous No.30375057]

Chainlink x Seedswap confirmed

[Anonymous No.30375060]

>>30371583
is there a source for this? seems true, I always have an easier time getting laid when I feel like topping

[Anonymous No.30375185]

selling all my chainlink. it's literally for faggots.

[Anonymous No.30375228]

>>30370459

It might go to 50 dollars once people get those stimulus checks

[Anonymous No.30375307]

>>30370459
Top kek

[Anonymous No.30375600]

>>30370707
>>30371583
>>30375060
Burn in eternal hellfire disgusting faggots.

[Anonymous No.30375701]

what the FUCK? they're letting GAYS onto the blockchain? just sold my whole stack.

[Anonymous No.30376040]

>>30375600
Chainlink is and always will be for the LQBTQ community, might as well get used to it sweetie

[Anonymous No.30376107]

TOPKEK
Bullish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.30376128]

>>30375701
just bought a full stack

[Anonymous No.30376284]

>>30370707
Smelly as butthole boy, get back on the bottom farm where you belong. Top pride world wide

[Anonymous No.30376378]

>>30370817
you know this is a hate crime, right?

[Anonymous No.30377666]

>>30370459
if i can earn Link fucking traps in my area im going all in

[Anonymous No.30377738]

>>30377666
Not surprised, satan.

[Anonymous No.30377954]

>>30377738
its a sign, bull bros...

[Anonymous No.30378473]

>>30370817