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Hi, my son hates me and keeps reminding me how I am, and I quite "never gonna make it". I've noticed he goes to this site, so I started to snout around a wee bit, try to get a lay of the land. Need to win my sons affection so am LF a low cap project to make a quick 100x with. (Greedy, I know, but greedy for son's love!)
Looking into FOAM, Groovy Finance and Verasity atm. LF hoge/kangal level prepumped projects, cant be pnd but need to make sure there's a pump coming. Any help would be appreciated.


Pic related, taking the brat to this haven once I've managed to finally "make it".

>> No.30365987

>>30365932
Non prepumped*

>> No.30366008

>>30365932
where is this?

>> No.30366089

>>30365932
>Verasity
That's an easy 5x at least, but doubt it'll go 100x

>> No.30366125

>>30366008
looks like lauterbrunnen, been there, so beautiful

>> No.30366163
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30366163

>>30366125
thanks fren

>> No.30366285

>>30365932
lowcaps aren't the way dad, you'll loose cash. traditional investments & cost reduction measures first

>> No.30366348

>>30365932
fuck off dad I will never respect you and this is exactly why

>> No.30366472

>>30365932
>white men only want one thing and it's disgusting

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>>30366285
Turned 30 to 3k in bao, turned 100 into 2grand with hoge, turned 50 to 3k with kangal. Chose some actual use case projects that are just crabbing. Clearly there's a pattern, friend.
Can somebody check out Unifund, please? Seems quite interesting!
>>30366348
I really don't know if you are Matthew, but if you are, we will get by! We are all going to make it, son!

>> No.30366990

>>30365932
FOAM is basically guaranteed 10x here. Super lowkey and important product for the defi data economy. My comfiest holding right now.

>> No.30367281

>>30365932
Fire Protocol
for your son.
5m MC big projects, basicallly a bluechip.

>> No.30367286

>>30366990
Yeah but this green dildo tho...Would you buy this or wait for a dip? Seeing nobody sell for an hour kind of diminishes the hope of a dip, altho think of everyone with a bag who haven't checked this one in a day or two, gonna be a big cash out for sure, but at the same time it does seem to be fundamentally HUGE. Someone said something about a Verizon partnership, is that for real?

>> No.30367328

also who the fuck actually believes OP? The webm is a /pol/ classic btw.

>> No.30367406

>>30366348
Kek

>> No.30367424

>>30367286
Well I'm a top 30 foam holder so I've held my bags for a while. And I'm not selling here, even though I could, so take that to mean I still think the project is undervalued. Their product is important and their partnerships are legit. This isn't a rugpull nor is it your average crypto project.

Come join our discussion here if u want to learn more
>>30361606

>> No.30367660

>>30365932
Such a nice path but 100% the dog will shit right on the path and the owner will ignore it.
Fucking niggers.
Dogs are disgusting

>> No.30367900

>>30366517
Shit man, if you were my dad I'd think you were rad. Well off enough to invest in coin? I just had to float my dad a $40 so he could survive until his next paycheck.

>> No.30368164

>>30365932
just call your son a newfag. he'll know what's up.

>> No.30369592

imagine the smell

>> No.30370215

>>30365932
the best parts of these webms is the dog btw

>> No.30370268

>>30367660
Dogs are the white man's companion. You wouldn't understand Ahmed

>> No.30370450

>>30365932
my dad comes here but cant get past the endless pajeet scamspam so not often lol.

>> No.30370514

>>30368164
call him a fucking nigger

>> No.30371308

>>30365932
It sounds like your son is a chad. I would buy $BAND he will think you’re a cunt at first because it’s not $LINK but it will outperform link for a period of time due to the relative market caps then you can shove your elder wisdom in his face