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Exit all shorts. This is not a drill.I repeat.Stimmy Check Pump Incoming. Exit all shorts. This is not a drill.
Time to short the us dollar
>>30352000LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When will this actually go out to the US public?
>>30352221I JUST GOT MY STIMMY IN THE MAILOOOOO WITH ME ANONS OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOooOooOOooooooOOOOOOOO
>>30352000i cant wait til the country collapses and hyperinflation fucks you all lol
buying more silver
https://youtu.be/dwoUzgDLM7EThey are demons
>>30352191Is it really that time again?
So who was the republican traitor who abstained?
>>30352000So does it need to go back to the House then Biden needs to sign it?
>>30352396>Did-Did the country finally collapse? Did inflation finally hit?
>>30352527I hope it was McConnell that turtle fuck I hope he’s SEETING oligarch blue is deep dicking him and oligarch red
>>30352000buy fucking oil stock you retards
>>30352518It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span.
>>30352443Two 5 ounce bars were just delivered. Two more being ordered tonight.
THROWING IT ALL IN DOGE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30352443Based survivalist boomer.
>>30352446I'd fuck her
you are dumb money retarded facebook normie tier soccer mom if you don't know that this is priced in, get ready for the fucking crash
WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET MY STIMMY CHECK
>>30352000PLEASePLEASE SAVE MY PORTFOLIO
>>30354969This. Unironically something stupid like doge would only benefit from this. I can imagine a lot of normies will fomo back into doge with their stimmy.
>>30352000If you haven’t bought SNX yet on this news you are ngmiI should not have to explain why it benefits from two angles where everything else will be riding on BTC & ETH’s coattails
>>30352446they may be demons but they just paid my 2020 taxes and my bancor stock still doin a lil sum sum
>>30352555America is headed for a cliff, no manufacturing, net importer, regulating out our natural resource industries.Wr have proven to the world that we cant control our niggers or low iq educated commies during a global disaster.
>>30352000Haha they look so funny in those stupid masks. This is truly the clown world.
>>30355289>America is headed for a cliffDid the Illuminati tell you that heyoooo
>>30352000any other source of this?
>>30355694Of course it’s real nigga we didn’t need you to spoon feed this
>>30355177>bancor stock still doin a lil sum sum
Did it pass for sure or is this just something that most people expect?Any possibility that it won't come after all?
>>30355875No it passed. Its on the way.
>>30355875It has to go back to the house again first because changes were made, but it is guaranteed to pass there
>>30352039So buy sdow sqqq pslv and crypto.
>>30355168Snx is an absolute gem. Basically allows anything to be tokenized. Physical assets can be tokenized and traded. This would allow a digital derivatives market with on chain underlying assets. Ive been buying DCA'ing snx every week now since January. Easily a $1000 token in 2-3 years.
Hey pmfrens, ais this going to pump pms or not? Looking to buy some more, but was waiting for even more of a dip, but this cofuses me. Is this the end of the line for the dip, or are we going to see an even bigger dump now?
WHAT ARE YOU USING YOUR STIMMY ON BROS...
IM NOT WORKING TILL SEPTEMBER LOOOL FREE 2400$ / MONTH BABY!
GIVE ME MY FUCKING STIMMY BUCKS RIGHT NOWWW
>>30358014Donating it all to my favorite streamer :) he deserves it
Check Mochimo guys.Microcap that is growing a lot right now.
>>30352000Already invested $1400 during the January dip.Gotta get in early before the normie pump
>get stimmy bucks>immediately all in btcThanks for the escape help dems
>>30352000Is this the coronavirus bill for gender studies in packistan and speed boats in shri lanka?
>>30352000It's going to have the opposite effect this time. The markets are already spooked about inflation and the 10 year yield will get more unstable on this news.
>>30352663This. Gas is already up like 30 cents since Biden got in
Loading alts heavily.DIA LUNA CHZ SNOW SCIFI OCEAN SXP gonna explode
>>30358514is this clown world?
>>30358705Oh I looked back into it. This bill also has lots of stuff for building infrastructure in powerful democrat leader's districts, extra funding for the subway system in Pelosi's area, etc. Only like 9-10% of the 1.9 trillion is going to covid related things, which include the stimmie checks.
>>30358076>$1400 stimulus >somehow assumes its $2400 per month for 6 months>id: LX/Wumzn>Wumzn>Woman
>80k cut off limit.Democrats truly hate the middle class
>>30352443Enjoyr your 2x over the next 14 years
>>30359135>81k>middle classKek. Even after expenses I'd have 55k leftover in a year. I'd reach half a million in a decade and be able to invest instead of wage at that point (3% monthly return on $550k results in nearly $200k a year, At $45k that's about 16k not enough). Thats more like upper middle class.
> 2 Trillion> Out of thin air
I have more money than ever in my life. Why does the government want to give me more?
>>30359182Better than losing 80%
>>30352000Nope...ill hedge thoRates gonna fly to 5% now. and major market crash is coming until Fed addresses it
>boomer parents bring up investing in government bondswhy are they so clueless?
Is this based on previous tax returns? I got fucked for the last stimmies because I was claimed as dependent
>>30358076same, im getting laid off at the end of the month. Gonna be collecting 3550 a month until September LOL.
I've been feeling suicidal lately, the world is crashing around me and I feel like I have no place in it any longer. I can't find my footing in reality. I'm not allowed to leave my house and I wear a mask at all times, to protect grandma.But this $1400 is going to make it all better.
>>30360070This is ridiculous. Just open everything up so my tax dollars don't go to these welfare leeches
>>30360233Stop paying taxes, stupid.
>>30360307And then have the IRS boot on my neck? I wouldn't if I had a way out
>>30360233yeah im getting obscene amount of money. Company is dropping me 10k and another 2k for my PTO. Now im getting a free ride through the summer and I can easily pick up any job, I have absolutely no debt either. Im a fucking free man.
Hyperinflation coming. SPY to 500. Buy all assets now or get priced out for your entire lifetime.You will never afford anything unless you buy it right now.
>>30352000Fuck that I want pink wojaks Monday
>>30352000Alert! Alert! ETH 3K confirmed by April 5th. I repeat, 3K ETH confirmed in one month...
>>30352221>go to the publicanon i …
>>30360361You do. Man the fuck up.
>>30360109>But this $1400 is going to make it all better.lol...
Whatever you think you are “getting” will be eaten up 10x by inflation you moronic rubes Oh except for the dem political insiders they will be getting 99% of this “stimulus”
>>30352000Should I buy ammo, silver, gold, salt, more matches, or seeds/trees/tools to help establish a little farm with the free money?
>>30360986Ok boomer. All that money is going into savings, rent, and paying debt. There will be no significant inflation. Sorry. You were a buzzkill your whole life for nothing.
>>30352443Throwing good money down the shitter
>>30352555Yes grandpa it happened in 2021 you keep forgetting things, it's just old age, it's fine. Now wait for the organ harvesters, and thank you again for your sacrifice
>>30360986>muh inflation>been screamed by autistic sperglords for years>inflation hasnt even touched 2% since 2008
>>30361404>inflation hasnt even touched 2%Oh yes and also Iraq has WMDs and Israel is your greatest ally. The government wouldn't lie
>>30352000holy fuck a stimmy check just flew over my house!!!!
>>30361404>inflation not even 2%>yet magically EVERYTHING costs more>NO BUT TVS WENT DOWN SO INFLATION IS 0% LOLKeep trusting the government and elites, brother. Sure that will work out well for you.
My ID will contain this stimulus driven moon mission
>>30359672imagine how much USDT will be printing
>>30352527some dude from Alaska was a no-show
>>30352000So, should I get GME now? Before the normies do?
>>30352443yep. silver, guns, and ammo.
>>30361190>Rent and debt money doesn't get spentYou know landlords & lenders have lives too?
>>30352000Doge going to pump like a bitch
>>30360986I don't live in muttland and I pray for dollar inflation кaждый, блять, дeнь.
>>30360109Don't kys anon :(Watch this funny video and cheer up instead :)https://youtu.be/kLWvu51Vk4E
>>30359107It also has a 48 week extension to unemployment + a $400 a week kicker.
>>30361980Yes. That shit is going nuclear if we get it before the squeeze
>>30359182Enjoy being cut off from your crypto when your ISP's blacklist you.
>>30360394>mfw bought a house in SeptemberI’d be completely out of the market if I didn’t and hyperinflation hit
>>30355168>>30357760High market cap for a quick buck but yes it is a gem.
The house will slap it on the ass on Tuesday and the treasury will cut the checks. Big win.
The bill may have passed the house the first time and now the Senate for the second, but it still has to be sent back to the house of representatives for a third and final vote on Tuesday before it can be sent over to Biden's desk for final passage. The democrats hold a slim majority in the house of representatives and passed it the first time, so even with the slight revisions made to it to appease republicans and more conservatives Democrats, chances are it's going pass, at the very least, by a slim majority.By late Tuesday, if not by Wednesday night, this bill will be passed and most of us can expect stimulus checks to hit our bank accounts either this Friday or early sometime next week. Also, lol, been making $2400 a month doing fuck all collecting this pandemic is a fucking meme dude kek fuck wagies
>>30360394What does this anon mean with "spy to 500"? Is spy going down?
>>303520001.9 trillion in debt and I will get exactly $0 from it while also having to pay it. im sick of it.
>>30363459I’m salty as fuck. Been waging the whole pandemic. So it’s getting extended til September?
>>30352221THE STIMULUS IS FLYING OVER OUR HEADS AS WE SPEAK
>>30363529Pls answer. Thank u
>>30363670Same. Have not stopped work at all while everyone I know is getting more than me from unemployment
>>30358076same here dude. i picked the perfect time to be a complete fuck up and fail out of med school. when it's all said and done I'll have gotten about 25k from a $9/hr job a had for a month before starting school. wagies tongue my anus.
>>30363670>So it’s getting extended til September?Yup, to be fair though working vaccines wont even be 50% deployed by then.
what is the chance of catastrophic collapse in all markets a couple months after the stimmie?
>>30352527Irrelevant. Republicans could just filibuster if they were serious about it not passing. Just like they did under Obama, and just like the Democrats did for four years without pause.If there's no filibuster, that's the Republicans saying "we vote for this".
>>3036374165-70%within 2 years; nearing 100% chance
>>30352000YESSSSSSSS AAAAAA CHECKED YOUR TRIPS WE /MOON/ NOW
>>30361404> inflation isn't hereHave you seen commodity prices lately?
>>30352000>nayWhy not no? Cringe
>>30363459Same. I get 450/week to sit on my ass. Now it's gonna be 550/week. This shits awesome.
>COLLAPSE ANY SACOND NOWbased pea brained /pol/ tourists
>>30361025Heirloom seeds and tools would be a good start, especially if you don't have any yet. Ammo is hard to find. Silver and gold are hard to find. Salt and matches are good, but food is better. Buy heirloom seeds and start learning to grow. Then start to buy fruit and nut trees after you have learned some about growing annual vegetables.
>>30361404big fucking retard alert.
>>30362251I wonder what it will be stable at next pump
What do you know about Mochimo anon?
>>30352000The polar ice caps are melting and yet we're talking about stimulus checks!
>>30352221As early as end of next week. Don't count on normies blowing it on buttcorn though. Normies are way behind on bills. Real unemployment is sky high.
>>30364346There hasn’t been rain out west in months and we’re talking about stimulus checks!
>>30364473You're talking to a bot
>>30352000isn't 90% of it going to israel and pakistani trannies?
>>30360233>this mad>instead of taking advantage if itWhy are you even here. Do you not realize biz WANTS to get rich and not work? This is one method. Too bad my unemployement check would be utter garbage and I'd get like $50 not counting the bonuses from state and fed.Ironic you're probably mad about them but show no issue with the one's who keep using it not out of incapability of doing a job but pure laziness. Somehow it's now an issue? LOL
>>30352446Her upper face kinda reminds me of an opera mask
>>30352527>traitorKek you bleeding poltards need to go back. Everything is a happening and everything that slightly goes against your political beliefs including non politics makes someone a traitor. Let me guess the girl down the street likes Pepsi instead of Coca Cola so she's an absolute traitor and is not wife material.
>>30363859This, most of their known "opinions" are grandstanding. If they don't do everything the can to stop something then they've shown that they're not to concerned about the damage it'll pose.
>>30352000Cant wait to pay a prostitute to stimmy my stimmy
>>30355289covid changed a lot of your complaints from the top line.As for the bottom line, hopefully hollywood diversity quotas keep them quiet.
>>30363741No idea but have been paranoid of this. Ironic how the likelihood is increasing as my networth climbs higher. If I do get rich it wouldn't surprise me if it collapsed at that point.
>>30357582you were doing well there until PSLV
>>30362565......hmmm okay maybe ill claim unemployment i wasnt even going to get 3 digits so avoided bothering but with this kinda stimmy on top guess ill just be unemployed and have to go spend an hour applying for it
>>3035937881k is 61k after taxes, I doubt you are living on 6k a year.
>>30363459Didn't a bunch of people freak the fuck out after realizing they have to pay taxes on their unemployment lmao.
>>30365838Why is that even in question?The tax you before payroll, they tax you on income, they tax you on gains. They at no point miss a chance to tax you.In my state you have to opt out on tax withholding for unemployment, it's the default.You would have to be a mega retard to not realize they are taxing unemployment as income.
>>30365838what's the point of sending out 2000 in fucking money if they're going to get 600 of it back in fucking taxes?
>>30366079inflating the accountability
>>30364420>lmao, why would we pay my 5 bills today when we can 10x our money in bitcoin stock and pay 60 bills next week
>>30363741bigly, if theres a bull run its going to be fast and im cashing out and going all liquid
>>30352443based your gonna make it
>>30363859you can't fillibuster budget reconciliation
>>30359378>3% monthlyuhhhh can you share your secret? cause I think you're full of shit.
>>30352221Funny way of spelling Israel
>>30367389Ride the next doge pump for an hour once a month
>>30352000Bitcoin is going to $300k this year.
>>30354965wash your mouth out with soap and water
>>30352221Doesn't matter, everybody and his dog got a credit card, most will spend it immediately.
>>30352039You can't - all trades are denominated in dollars - it's impossible to short.
>>30359672USD fiat treasury mints $2,000,000,000,000
>>30358014My two favorite Onlyfans girlfriends.
>>30352598They're literally in it together you fucking moron. It's all theatre.
When do the burgers get it? How long do I have before everything pumps?
>>30352396Implying US hyperinflation won't be felt outside the US.
I’m gonna buy anime cardboard and Fantom
>>30369002Might be a better investment than stocks.
>>30369002pokemon isn't anime
>>30366079>>30365838Unemployment income is not the same as a stimulus check. The new bill also makes the first $10.2k tax-free.
>>30362433I'm just being cynical. My heart goes out to people, and there are many, who are struggling.
>>30352000Already priced in. Cope and seethe harder
what are the requirements, and when do we get it?
So what are they actually going to buy? BTC? DOGE? GME?
>Start investing money in crypto/stocks>Casually tell my mom (what could go wrong)>She tells our entire familyfml
It's going to take a lot more than $1400 to change my life. It's why i'm saving. They will never give you larger amounts in 1 shot because you will have some mobility, nah, they give you just enough so you can buy that OLED screen you've always wanted or some other gimmick or useless object.
>>303708921400 is plenty mobility
>>30363716he prob means 5000. most people talk about spy in units of hundred due to call options or something.
>>30370698Trust nobody anon, nobody
>>30370940It doesn't even cover my rent, but I was not planning on the $1400 either, and when someone puts money on the table im gonna take it just like the next guy, but I was trying to say that those out there who are really hurting are in the hole for more than $1400, if you are stuck somewhere and want to start fresh, like moving away for instance, $1400 is a low amount, its a last ditch effort amount of money, for the very desperate which in the end will not help them, i guess its better than nothing, but its still chump change.
>>30360024They'll use whatever is most recent.
>>30371278This. I bet congress thinks $1400 is a lot of money
>>30371576I'm getting $8,400 (wife and kids) which is nice.
hey faggots discuss something that will make us moneySPY strike price? 390?
>>30371278They don't give a shit about anyone. 10 fucking percent of 1.9 trillion is for covid relief. It's nothing but democrat pork for the rich. Pelosi gave herself a fat slice of it too.
>>30358585Shit...Bought $600 worth of cheap calls on a 3x inverse oil ETF People think this is good for muh gainz...nope...interest rates finna double and spook everyone.Fed so far isnt acting...which may mean they want a crash to happen to flush retards out of commodities
>>30372171Yeah they really limited who's getting the money and people who didn't really need it aren't getting it. None of this money is going into crypto, it's going to people who need to pay rent and debt, the other $1.8B is pork for the bourgeois class of the one party system.
>>30372359im cheesed to meet ya
>>30355694some of the fucking dumbest people in the replies>muh 15 dollars minimum wagejust make it 100 dollars so we can all be rich
>finally have enough savings to be out of crippling poverty, enough for possible medical expenses and potential unemployment>western civilization moments away from collapsingwhats the point bros
>>303657596k is doable if you live at home, but yeah he's full of shit
>>30372493Your gains were always just inflation.You arent a wall street genius...all youve been doing is buying the dip.Meanwhile the stuff you buy has just gotten more expensive and its distorted your success.
>>30372581i'm just talking about savings and earning increases from waging, i haven't made much from crypto. even still, sad that the black swan song is coming
>>30352000how much we looking at? 2k in 2w from nah?
>>30372660Pretty much. I became a millionaire a year ago....i was extremely upset the cheapest house i could buy was 600k...now i said i just need another million to make.The same 2400 aquare foot house last year worth 600k is now 1.8 million.Im a florida fag...prices never do this shit in all my 38 years down here.
>>30372775>38nice, a boomer millionare. housing prices are ridiculous everywhere now, but it probably doesn't help you that the global elite are choosing florida as their next staging ground. are you going to try and lock a house down or just keep riding out crypto/cash?
>>30372980Seems like the bar for making it keeps getting higher and higher. I just want to fuck off and never have to trade or work again.Im serouisly considering a really triplewide on my own land.I just want to be done
>>30358014another 60k of amp obviously
>>30373128word, good luck to you
>>30352000So this is how atlas shrugs
>>30373295Ive been watching that one. .its very interesting..the trading action is like a razor and flexa is amazing.Im waiting for a dip tho i may grab 500k. Almost jumped in today
>>30372775It 100% happened in 2006-7 almost exactly like this in FL. Also happened in the 1920's here if you're familiar with FL history. This state has been defined by land boom/busts.
>>30352000All into altcoins baybeee
>>30373418Prices have exceeded 2008 levels around here. I want to say the burst is gonna happen soon but i dont see it as a demand thing..its just inflation. Niggers just add 7k a week to the price because they can because some bank is gonna finance it
>>30373692I've been watching Volusia county and while prices are inflated less of the 'buy a foreclosure, put in laminate and home depot furnishing and sell for 3x seem to be moving' and I have to imagine those guys are getting pretty fucking nervous with no evictions and mortgage forebearance. I'm going to wait a few years but I see some good deals on orange groves. You can get 200 acres of Indian River citrus for 1.8 Mil that kicks off $500k net and goes up with inflation. For me that's much more compelling than a house beachside. Where are you looking?
honestly don't even know if this is bullish anymore
>>30373863Not indian river. More like ridge manor and sumter.
>>30352555Its fking happening right in front of your eyes
>>30374021>ridge manorHoly shit I never thought it would be that expensive there. Have you ever seen skunk ape? I heard there's a lot of activity in green swamp. There is house for sale right on the boil at Chasshowitzka springs for sale for like $3.5
>>30352000why $1.9 trillion? why not $19 trillion?
>>30374310because they can’t hide sending 18 trillion to foreign aid aka the kikes so they’re doing it it slow bursts
>>30364713>the girl down the street likes Pepsi instead of Coca ColaConsidering Coca Cola is an enemy to the white race, I would view that girl with based goggles and invite her to church with me.
>>30364726Fuck this image hurts.
>>30367389An active stock trader of modest skill can pull 2% a day consistently on stocks alone.
>>30374304Yeah im looking chasz also...there actually a house on stilts for like 300k and you can only get to it on a boat. But hurricanes kind of keep me.Like i said it may just be a big ass mobile home in hill country woth rover in back
>>30352000Guys rememberSELL HIGHBUY LOW
>>30352000>Save for years>only get 15k as a half neet>get punished by inflationI need to signup to a crypto exchange before I lose what little I have.
Someone explain to me why isn't inflation going to the fucking moon.
NIGGAS STIMMY UH BLICKY GOT THE CHECKIE
>>30370698What’s wrong with that?
Op did you know anyone can white label a dvpn using sentinel SDK? You should, your IP leak is all over the place.
I want my Bidenbux NOW!!!!!!!!!
>>30354969How can it be priced in? Like where are the 2 trillion coming from that you used to preemptively pump the entire market? It’s impossible. That’s too much money to be priced in.
>>30375507>goes up in price>everyone wants to borrow money from you>goes down in price>everyone shits on you for it even if you're still up 20x
>>30352000/biz/ doesn't know it, but this is the next launch. Free normie money incoming!
>>30352000>>$1400 per childIncels BTFO
>>30358076I am jealous of my coworkers that got furlowed. With unemployment + covid bux bonus unemployment they have been able to do whatever they want for 4 months now, and it looks like that will continue for another 2 or 3 at least. All on about 80% of their normal salary. Why the fuck did the bosses have to pick me to stay and wage away during this shit. Now instead I am doing the work of 3 people.
>>30375831sorry anon you got cucked
>>30375831Tell them you have COVID retard. Most states let you get UE for it.
BUY BUY BUYTHE STIMMIES ARE COMINGBUY BUY BUY
>>30352000Imagine thinking these stimulus checks are going anywhere but Tesla and GameStop. Buttcorns are delusional
HOLY SHIT THE STIMMY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!
>>30375219global warming is not even real
My god I’ve never seen so many bear faggots in my life. The nasdaq went down like 10% and you faggots believe it’s the end of the world. Get real cunts, markets are going up.
BUY BUY BUY
>>30376041Global warming might not be real, but these digits are
>>30352443Silver is all sold out
Why do we even need these stimulus bills? Just reopen the fucking economy and everything goes back to normal.
>>30376229Lol their voters don’t have real jobs
>>30374653>invest 1 dollar>2 years later at 2% a day>$2 millionCan you find me a trader that can do this?
>>30376305Any trader with modest skill can do that
>>30376305Even the top hedgefunds can't even get over 4% a year. No one is doing 2% a month consistently actively trading
>>30376048Interest rates are going up. The market will fall until the Fed pushes them back
>>30376229>Just reopen the fucking economy and everything goes back to normal.do all the restaurants and small businesses that closed magically reopen?
>get stimmy check>have to declare it as income and pay taxes on it in a year
>>30376456No I think the correlation breaks down. 10 yr can go up to 3-4 before it’s really threatening. Market was spooked by the velocity of the move. Nobody is really scared of 1.5%. They can move up as long as it’s not very rapid and you aren’t going have panic selling.
>>30376473Maybe that's who the first stimulus should have went to and not giving corporations rim jobs and letting niggers and normies coomsoom
>>30376610everybody knows if rates go up its hard to borow money. Houses and Cars go unsold.This is bearish...You can print all the money you want..if rates keep climbing forget it
>>30376048 >bond yield goes up because of inflation expectations>seems like rise in interest rate is inevitable>hurr durr lets give people more money so they can dump it back to the market>even more people expect inflation now and bond yield goes even higher
>>30376736TINAStocks go up
>>30352443based merchant anon
>>30363459Im jealous all my friends work at bars and restaurants so they all got to live the neet life for a while while i had to wage away through the whole meme. Oh well at least work just gave everyone a $2.50 raise for the whole ordeal and i lucked out by having a kid born late last year so i get all those extra stimulus checks and now a monthly child tax credit check
>>30376764>muh bond yieldI bet it goes to 2 percent over the coming months and stocks go up too.
>>30376678i agree but no amount of stimulus will fix it
>>30360109Buy silver, it’ll make you happy
>>30376921The market shat itself this week because of the rising yield rate. What do you think will happen if it rises even more because of a worse inflation expectation?
>>30352663I’m morally obligated to only own EV stocks and crypto. Everything else is boomer propaganda
>>30361229Beta and def ngmi
>>30365759Depends 81k could easily be 100% tax free if you're married living of long term holds and 1k of gifts
>>30352221Its in the missile they sent to SyriaBack to work wagie
>>30352396Probably speaking to the wrong crowd. Everyone in here will feel zero inflation because we will be sitting on the only assets holding value while everyone’s fiat is worth half of what it was a year ago.
hehehe I purchased cheap oil stocks pre-emptively last week after the crash bottom'd in anticipation boomer robinhood oil stock pump for next 2 months
>>30352527An (R) Senator was absent due to family funeral.
>>30377046The market will shrug it off. The move was the fastest move up in the history of the 10 year. That’s why the market shat itself. If it continues moving up in a more orderly fashion I don’t think it causes much fear at all.
>>30376921>>>muh its different this timeThat just doesn't happen.. Most of the market operates on margin..margin which dries up as rates increase
>>30372359I am living w parents working part time going to school, I will get the stimmy and put into coins
>>30352446GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING!
>>30377189>If it continues moving up in a more orderly fashion I don’t think it causes much fear at all.But it wont move up in a more ordinary fashion if people expect even worse inflation because of the stimi checks.
>>30363459Imagine if the government could function online 24/7 so we don't have to rely on withered boomers spending weeks doing one thing.
>>30374653>how to spot a newbie who gets his info from black people on youtube and tiktok
>>30366079Because giving the government a tax free loan is retarded. A lot can happen in a year. Enhanced unemployment started about a year ago. Btc was sub 4k a year ago. That hypothetical $600 could be worth over 6 grand simply by waiting to pay your taxes and not being a brainlet and paying early
Guys, what is going to on Monday? What will the bond yields look like once this next stimmy hits?
>>30377012everywhere it's sold out though
>>30360541You ever been examined by the irs. They didn’t like how I was paying my medical bills. Thought I owed them an extra $10,000 in taxes over 4 years. I have all of my records and proved that I was fine. Still hit with about $4,500 in fines and cpa fees. And that was a straight forward case.
>>30368734>hyperinflation Lmao so dramatic
>>30366079They actually count that as $2600 total when doing their accounting
>imagine selling stocks for cash because you are worried about inflation Lol
>>30376048my ark etfs are down 25% tho
Invest in oil
>>30360109Do you share a room with your grandma?
>>30377511You either had a worse case than you thought or a shitty cpa. My CPA is super aggressive and I got audited because the IRS made a mistake and the CPA actually told the woman to "stop being stupid and get your shit together before you call me back"
>>30371782Actually you're getting 12,400 plus 600 more for every kid under 6 and up to 8000 back for child care due to expanded child tax credit
>>30377653Your meme stock is still up like 150% since the beginning of last year. Boomers will rub the 25% in your face, but you've made a decade of their gains in one year because of a retarded feminist picking investing in reddit stocks.
>>30377653That’s a great buying opportunity
>>30352443me too, this whole stimmy will go in 2 tubes of phillies
>>30377777Checked. Cathie has been chosen by God
>>30363459I get like $10k per month, but it’s as a wagie in a cagie :(My work barely even acknowledged the pandemic. For timely I have a 20x20 office and can just shut my door and either do my job or day trade.
>>30377777nice digits mate
>>30377777Are you Dwyer or Wood?
>>30362800Thaaats not how that works.
>>30377777quints don’t lie ARK funds confirmed recovering this week
>>30359182Silver is going to a lot more than 2x over the next 14 years.But how much of that will be inflation IDK.
>>30377057If you bought puts on an inverse oil fund would that be a way around your morals? Just trying to help you make money
>>30364420You're not wrong, but most normies will still spend this check on frivolous things instead of paying bills
>>30377777Witnessed quints of milf gains
>>30377855In Powell you trust
>>30377645YOu sell stocks for cash to get real world shit you idiot. Every fucking hyperinflation in history is preceded by an epic stock market crash where people realize whats happening and rush out to buy actual asset.Its not all just holding on infinitely to lol paper gains and doing nothing with them. .You sound very poor and bitter. You are in for a very big suprise ala 2008
>>30378066Hence the reason home prices are going way up right now and will keep doing so
Just went all in on APPL calls. That's where normies will put their checks.
>>30378004They cant pay bills! Theirs a koof goin round.Das raycis to expect people to pay bills when deirs a koof!
>>30378066And the govt bailed them out and the market went right back up again the end.Unless people get real wage increases the stimulus doesn't increase inflation.
>>30378222You dont understand Inflation...the money printed has to come out of the financial system first. The mechanism is always stocks. ALWAYSIf you hold infinitly you will get burned. 99% of the companies on wallstreet wouldnt survive currency devaulation and you gains will be exactly ZERO no matter what currency is worth
>>30363741pretty much guaranteed
>>30378448Then a stimulus should reduce the need to sell stocks.But honestly people who are getting these checks don't own stocks and the people who don't get them don't need to sell to survive.Unless the elite get fucked and have to sell there's no crash. And we know the elite won't get fucked. The govt won't let that happen.
>>30372330Gush? What date and strike?
>>30378588the drop in the market for last two weeks was big money being moved into energy sector, sure hope you are long in oil/gas right now...
>>30373692The industry secret is wall street and other international investment funds are buying up all the houses on the market which is pushing the price up. Theyre then registering them to a bunch of shell LLC's and having Property Management companies rent out their portfolios. Its all very jewish.>buy for 200k>rent for 1k/mo>house now valued @250k>rent for 1.25k/mo>house now valued @300k>rent for 2k/moAt the end of the day, they recouped their entire investment within 10 years and still hold an asset that tripled in value over the same time period. The middle class has been gutted. Not sure how this eventually ends when it comes to direction of home prices. I dont want to buy the top (if there ever will be one)
>>30378222Production still hasnt recovered and people are receiving free money. This is worsening the inflation.Also I think the the feds would have stepped in this week if they had the tools to curve the rising yield rate. The fact that the feds let the market panic makes me think that this is an exit signal for the big boys.
I will be paying off the last of my credit cards.
>>30373295~130k more amp tokens or 140 SNXcant decide, anon
>>30378987You have the right suspect motives but the wrong ulterior reasons. The handshake between gov and market makers is much more nuanced. Theyre one in the same at this point. People get caught up on whether the chicken or egg came first. Thats neither here nor there. What matters is theyre working in tandem towards goals that benefit each other. They use each other to obfuscate their liabilities within the publics focus and scrutiny which = us getting tossed and around and fucked each step of the way.
>>30355362Why aren't they working remotely?