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30352000 No.30352000 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Exit all shorts. This is not a drill.

I repeat.

Stimmy Check Pump Incoming. Exit all shorts. This is not a drill.

>> No.30352039

Time to short the us dollar

>> No.30352152

>>30352000
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30352191

>>30352000
Time

>> No.30352197
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>> No.30352221

When will this actually go out to the US public?

>> No.30352276

>>30352221
I JUST GOT MY STIMMY IN THE MAIL
OOOOO WITH ME ANONS
OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOooOooOOooooooOOOOOOOO

>> No.30352352
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>>30352000
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30352396

>>30352000
i cant wait til the country collapses and hyperinflation fucks you all lol

>> No.30352443
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30352443

buying more silver

>> No.30352446

https://youtu.be/dwoUzgDLM7E
They are demons

>> No.30352518

>>30352191

Is it really that time again?

>> No.30352527

So who was the republican traitor who abstained?

>> No.30352554

>>30352000
So does it need to go back to the House then Biden needs to sign it?

>> No.30352555
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30352555

>>30352396
>Did-Did the country finally collapse? Did inflation finally hit?

>> No.30352598

>>30352527
I hope it was McConnell that turtle fuck I hope he’s SEETING oligarch blue is deep dicking him and oligarch red

>> No.30352663

>>30352000
buy fucking oil stock you retards

>> No.30352841

>>30352518
It seems as if you only just arrived.
You've done a great deal in a small time span.

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30352919

>>30352039

>> No.30353107

>>30352446
Attached lmao

>> No.30353424

>>30352443
Two 5 ounce bars were just delivered. Two more being ordered tonight.

>> No.30354560

THROWING IT ALL IN DOGE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30354726

>>30352443
Based survivalist boomer.

>> No.30354965

>>30352446
I'd fuck her

>> No.30354969

you are dumb money retarded facebook normie tier soccer mom if you don't know that this is priced in, get ready for the fucking crash

>> No.30355019
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30355019

WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET MY STIMMY CHECK

>> No.30355034

>>30354969
oooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.30355065

>>30352000
PLEASe
PLEASE SAVE MY PORTFOLIO

>> No.30355092

>>30352000
BASED JOE

>> No.30355094

>>30354969
This. Unironically something stupid like doge would only benefit from this. I can imagine a lot of normies will fomo back into doge with their stimmy.

>> No.30355168

>>30352000
If you haven’t bought SNX yet on this news you are ngmi
I should not have to explain why it benefits from two angles where everything else will be riding on BTC & ETH’s coattails

>> No.30355177

>>30352446
they may be demons but they just paid my 2020 taxes and my bancor stock still doin a lil sum sum

>> No.30355289

>>30352555
America is headed for a cliff, no manufacturing, net importer, regulating out our natural resource industries.

Wr have proven to the world that we cant control our niggers or low iq educated commies during a global disaster.

>> No.30355362

>>30352000
Haha they look so funny in those stupid masks.
This is truly the clown world.

>> No.30355465

>>30355289
>America is headed for a cliff
Did the Illuminati tell you that heyoooo

>> No.30355527

>>30352000
any other source of this?

>> No.30355694

>https://twitter.com/AP/status/1368253048255090691?s=20

It's real.

>> No.30355829

>>30355694
Of course it’s real nigga we didn’t need you to spoon feed this

>> No.30355851

>>30355177
>bancor stock still doin a lil sum sum

>> No.30355875

Did it pass for sure or is this just something that most people expect?
Any possibility that it won't come after all?

>> No.30355892

>>30355875
No it passed. Its on the way.

>> No.30356016

>>30355875
It has to go back to the house again first because changes were made, but it is guaranteed to pass there

>> No.30357582

>>30352039
So buy sdow sqqq pslv and crypto.

>> No.30357760

>>30355168
Snx is an absolute gem. Basically allows anything to be tokenized. Physical assets can be tokenized and traded. This would allow a digital derivatives market with on chain underlying assets. Ive been buying DCA'ing snx every week now since January. Easily a $1000 token in 2-3 years.

>> No.30357911

Hey pmfrens, ais this going to pump pms or not? Looking to buy some more, but was waiting for even more of a dip, but this cofuses me. Is this the end of the line for the dip, or are we going to see an even bigger dump now?

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30358014

WHAT ARE YOU USING YOUR STIMMY ON BROS...

>> No.30358076

IM NOT WORKING TILL SEPTEMBER LOOOL FREE 2400$ / MONTH BABY!

>> No.30358098
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30358098

GIVE ME MY FUCKING STIMMY BUCKS RIGHT NOWWW

>> No.30358162

>>30358014
Donating it all to my favorite streamer :) he deserves it

>> No.30358201

>>30352000
Oba good

>> No.30358225 [DELETED] 

Check Mochimo guys.

Microcap that is growing a lot right now.

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>>30352000
Already invested $1400 during the January dip.
Gotta get in early before the normie pump

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30358443

>get stimmy bucks
>immediately all in btc

Thanks for the escape help dems

>> No.30358514

>>30352000
Is this the coronavirus bill for gender studies in packistan and speed boats in shri lanka?

>> No.30358585

>>30352000
It's going to have the opposite effect this time. The markets are already spooked about inflation and the 10 year yield will get more unstable on this news.

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>>30352000
>that pic
>trips

>> No.30358631

>>30352663
This. Gas is already up like 30 cents since Biden got in

>> No.30358692

Loading alts heavily.
DIA LUNA CHZ SNOW SCIFI OCEAN SXP gonna explode

>> No.30358705

>>30358514
is this clown world?

>> No.30359043

>>30358705
Oh I looked back into it. This bill also has lots of stuff for building infrastructure in powerful democrat leader's districts, extra funding for the subway system in Pelosi's area, etc. Only like 9-10% of the 1.9 trillion is going to covid related things, which include the stimmie checks.

>> No.30359107

>>30358076
>$1400 stimulus
>somehow assumes its $2400 per month for 6 months
>id: LX/Wumzn
>Wumzn
>Woman

>> No.30359135

>80k cut off limit.

Democrats truly hate the middle class

>> No.30359167

>>30358443
Kekd

>> No.30359182

>>30352443
Enjoyr your 2x over the next 14 years

>> No.30359378

>>30359135
>81k
>middle class

Kek. Even after expenses I'd have 55k leftover in a year. I'd reach half a million in a decade and be able to invest instead of wage at that point (3% monthly return on $550k results in nearly $200k a year, At $45k that's about 16k not enough). Thats more like upper middle class.

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30359672

> 2 Trillion
> Out of thin air

>> No.30359715

I have more money than ever in my life. Why does the government want to give me more?

>> No.30359734

>>30359182
Better than losing 80%

>> No.30359839

>>30352000

Nope...ill hedge tho

Rates gonna fly to 5% now. and major market crash is coming until Fed addresses it

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30359971

>boomer parents bring up investing in government bonds

why are they so clueless?

>> No.30360024

Is this based on previous tax returns? I got fucked for the last stimmies because I was claimed as dependent

>> No.30360070

>>30358076
same, im getting laid off at the end of the month. Gonna be collecting 3550 a month until September LOL.

>> No.30360109

I've been feeling suicidal lately, the world is crashing around me and I feel like I have no place in it any longer. I can't find my footing in reality. I'm not allowed to leave my house and I wear a mask at all times, to protect grandma.

But this $1400 is going to make it all better.

>> No.30360233

>>30360070
This is ridiculous. Just open everything up so my tax dollars don't go to these welfare leeches

>> No.30360307

>>30360233
Stop paying taxes, stupid.

>> No.30360361

>>30360307
And then have the IRS boot on my neck? I wouldn't if I had a way out

>> No.30360366

>>30360233
yeah im getting obscene amount of money. Company is dropping me 10k and another 2k for my PTO. Now im getting a free ride through the summer and I can easily pick up any job, I have absolutely no debt either. Im a fucking free man.

>> No.30360394

Hyperinflation coming.
SPY to 500.
Buy all assets now or get priced out for your entire lifetime.
You will never afford anything unless you buy it right now.

>> No.30360409

>>30352000
Fuck that I want pink wojaks Monday

>> No.30360429

>>30352000
Alert! Alert! ETH 3K confirmed by April 5th. I repeat, 3K ETH confirmed in one month...

>> No.30360503

>>30360394
"ok"

>> No.30360506

>>30352221
>go to the public
anon i …

>> No.30360541

>>30360361
You do. Man the fuck up.

>> No.30360700

>>30360109
>But this $1400 is going to make it all better.

lol...

>> No.30360986

Whatever you think you are “getting” will be eaten up 10x by inflation you moronic rubes

Oh except for the dem political insiders they will be getting 99% of this “stimulus”

>> No.30361025

>>30352000
Should I buy ammo, silver, gold, salt, more matches, or seeds/trees/tools to help establish a little farm with the free money?

>> No.30361190

>>30360986
Ok boomer. All that money is going into savings, rent, and paying debt. There will be no significant inflation. Sorry. You were a buzzkill your whole life for nothing.

>> No.30361229

>>30352443
Throwing good money down the shitter

>> No.30361335

>>30352555
Yes grandpa it happened in 2021 you keep forgetting things, it's just old age, it's fine. Now wait for the organ harvesters, and thank you again for your sacrifice

>> No.30361404
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>>30360986
>muh inflation
>been screamed by autistic sperglords for years
>inflation hasnt even touched 2% since 2008

>> No.30361475

>>30361404
>inflation hasnt even touched 2%
Oh yes and also Iraq has WMDs and Israel is your greatest ally. The government wouldn't lie

>> No.30361522

>>30352000
holy fuck a stimmy check just flew over my house!!!!

>> No.30361678

>>30361404
>inflation not even 2%
>yet magically EVERYTHING costs more
>NO BUT TVS WENT DOWN SO INFLATION IS 0% LOL

Keep trusting the government and elites, brother. Sure that will work out well for you.

>> No.30361786

My ID will contain this stimulus driven moon mission

>> No.30361849

>>30359672
imagine how much USDT will be printing

>> No.30361938

>>30352527
some dude from Alaska was a no-show

>> No.30361980

>>30352000
So, should I get GME now? Before the normies do?

>> No.30362023

>>30352443
yep. silver, guns, and ammo.

>> No.30362034

>>30361190
>Rent and debt money doesn't get spent
You know landlords & lenders have lives too?

>> No.30362251

>>30352000
Doge going to pump like a bitch

>> No.30362338

>>30360986
I don't live in muttland and I pray for dollar inflation кaждый, блять, дeнь.

>> No.30362433

>>30360109
Don't kys anon :(

Watch this funny video and cheer up instead :)

https://youtu.be/kLWvu51Vk4E

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>>30359107
It also has a 48 week extension to unemployment + a $400 a week kicker.

>> No.30362675

>>30361980
Yes. That shit is going nuclear if we get it before the squeeze

>> No.30362800

>>30359182
Enjoy being cut off from your crypto when your ISP's blacklist you.

>> No.30362874
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>>30360394
>mfw bought a house in September

I’d be completely out of the market if I didn’t and hyperinflation hit

>> No.30363391

>>30355168
>>30357760
High market cap for a quick buck but yes it is a gem.

>> No.30363425

The house will slap it on the ass on Tuesday and the treasury will cut the checks. Big win.

>> No.30363459

The bill may have passed the house the first time and now the Senate for the second, but it still has to be sent back to the house of representatives for a third and final vote on Tuesday before it can be sent over to Biden's desk for final passage.

The democrats hold a slim majority in the house of representatives and passed it the first time, so even with the slight revisions made to it to appease republicans and more conservatives Democrats, chances are it's going pass, at the very least, by a slim majority.

By late Tuesday, if not by Wednesday night, this bill will be passed and most of us can expect stimulus checks to hit our bank accounts either this Friday or early sometime next week.

Also, lol, been making $2400 a month doing fuck all collecting this pandemic is a fucking meme dude kek fuck wagies

>> No.30363529

>>30360394
What does this anon mean with "spy to 500"? Is spy going down?

>> No.30363560

>>30352000
1.9 trillion in debt and I will get exactly $0 from it while also having to pay it. im sick of it.

>> No.30363670

>>30363459
I’m salty as fuck. Been waging the whole pandemic. So it’s getting extended til September?

>> No.30363703

>>30352221
THE STIMULUS IS FLYING OVER OUR HEADS AS WE SPEAK

>> No.30363716

>>30363529
Pls answer. Thank u

>> No.30363719

>>30363670
Same. Have not stopped work at all while everyone I know is getting more than me from unemployment

>> No.30363726

>>30358076
same here dude. i picked the perfect time to be a complete fuck up and fail out of med school. when it's all said and done I'll have gotten about 25k from a $9/hr job a had for a month before starting school. wagies tongue my anus.

>> No.30363732

>>30363670
>So it’s getting extended til September?
Yup, to be fair though working vaccines wont even be 50% deployed by then.

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30363741

what is the chance of catastrophic collapse in all markets a couple months after the stimmie?

>> No.30363859

>>30352527
Irrelevant. Republicans could just filibuster if they were serious about it not passing. Just like they did under Obama, and just like the Democrats did for four years without pause.

If there's no filibuster, that's the Republicans saying "we vote for this".

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>>30363741
>All markets

>> No.30363958

>>30363741
65-70%
within 2 years; nearing 100% chance

>> No.30364001

>>30352000
YESSSSSSSS AAAAAA CHECKED YOUR TRIPS WE /MOON/ NOW

>> No.30364030

>>30361404
> inflation isn't here
Have you seen commodity prices lately?

>> No.30364039

>>30352000
>nay
Why not no? Cringe

>> No.30364041

>>30363459
Same. I get 450/week to sit on my ass. Now it's gonna be 550/week. This shits awesome.

>> No.30364126

>COLLAPSE ANY SACOND NOW

based pea brained /pol/ tourists

>> No.30364203

>>30361025
Heirloom seeds and tools would be a good start, especially if you don't have any yet. Ammo is hard to find. Silver and gold are hard to find. Salt and matches are good, but food is better. Buy heirloom seeds and start learning to grow. Then start to buy fruit and nut trees after you have learned some about growing annual vegetables.

>> No.30364270

>>30361404
big fucking retard alert.

>> No.30364275

>>30362251
I wonder what it will be stable at next pump

>> No.30364333

What do you know about Mochimo anon?

>> No.30364346

>>30352000
The polar ice caps are melting and yet we're talking about stimulus checks!

>> No.30364420

>>30352221
As early as end of next week. Don't count on normies blowing it on buttcorn though. Normies are way behind on bills. Real unemployment is sky high.

>> No.30364473

>>30364333
Kys shill

>> No.30364529

>>30364346
There hasn’t been rain out west in months and we’re talking about stimulus checks!

>> No.30364559

>>30364473
You're talking to a bot

>> No.30364562

>>30352000
isn't 90% of it going to israel and pakistani trannies?

>> No.30364593

>>30360233
>this mad
>instead of taking advantage if it

Why are you even here. Do you not realize biz WANTS to get rich and not work? This is one method. Too bad my unemployement check would be utter garbage and I'd get like $50 not counting the bonuses from state and fed.

Ironic you're probably mad about them but show no issue with the one's who keep using it not out of incapability of doing a job but pure laziness. Somehow it's now an issue? LOL

>> No.30364620

>>30352446
Her upper face kinda reminds me of an opera mask

>> No.30364713

>>30352527
>traitor

Kek you bleeding poltards need to go back. Everything is a happening and everything that slightly goes against your political beliefs including non politics makes someone a traitor. Let me guess the girl down the street likes Pepsi instead of Coca Cola so she's an absolute traitor and is not wife material.

>> No.30364726
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>>30363859
This, most of their known "opinions" are grandstanding. If they don't do everything the can to stop something then they've shown that they're not to concerned about the damage it'll pose.

>> No.30364733

>>30352000
Cant wait to pay a prostitute to stimmy my stimmy

>> No.30364870

>>30355289
covid changed a lot of your complaints from the top line.

As for the bottom line, hopefully hollywood diversity quotas keep them quiet.

>> No.30364903

>>30363741
No idea but have been paranoid of this. Ironic how the likelihood is increasing as my networth climbs higher. If I do get rich it wouldn't surprise me if it collapsed at that point.

>> No.30365001

>>30357582
you were doing well there until PSLV

>> No.30365241

>>30362565
......hmmm okay maybe ill claim unemployment i wasnt even going to get 3 digits so avoided bothering but with this kinda stimmy on top guess ill just be unemployed and have to go spend an hour applying for it

>> No.30365525

>>30361404
good bait

>> No.30365759

>>30359378
81k is 61k after taxes, I doubt you are living on 6k a year.

>> No.30365838

>>30363459
Didn't a bunch of people freak the fuck out after realizing they have to pay taxes on their unemployment lmao.

>> No.30366040

>>30365838
Why is that even in question?
The tax you before payroll, they tax you on income, they tax you on gains. They at no point miss a chance to tax you.
In my state you have to opt out on tax withholding for unemployment, it's the default.
You would have to be a mega retard to not realize they are taxing unemployment as income.

>> No.30366079

>>30365838
what's the point of sending out 2000 in fucking money if they're going to get 600 of it back in fucking taxes?

>> No.30366222

>>30366079
inflating the accountability

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>>30364420
>lmao, why would we pay my 5 bills today when we can 10x our money in bitcoin stock and pay 60 bills next week

>> No.30366568

>>30363741
bigly, if theres a bull run its going to be fast and im cashing out and going all liquid

>> No.30366924

>>30352443
based your gonna make it

>> No.30367076

>>30363859
you can't fillibuster budget reconciliation

>> No.30367389

>>30359378
>3% monthly
uhhhh can you share your secret? cause I think you're full of shit.

>> No.30367453

>>30352221
Funny way of spelling Israel

>> No.30367506

>>30367389
Ride the next doge pump for an hour once a month

>> No.30368084

>>30352000
Bitcoin is going to $300k this year.

>> No.30368293

>>30354965

wash your mouth out with soap and water

>> No.30368295

>>30352221
Doesn't matter, everybody and his dog got a credit card, most will spend it immediately.

>> No.30368452

>>30352039
You can't - all trades are denominated in dollars - it's impossible to short.

>> No.30368494

>>30359672
USD fiat treasury mints $2,000,000,000,000

>> No.30368522

>>30358014
My two favorite Onlyfans girlfriends.

>> No.30368646

>>30352598
They're literally in it together you fucking moron. It's all theatre.

>> No.30368730

When do the burgers get it? How long do I have before everything pumps?

>> No.30368734

>>30352396
Implying US hyperinflation won't be felt outside the US.

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I’m gonna buy anime cardboard and Fantom

>> No.30369136

>>30369002
Might be a better investment than stocks.

>> No.30369507

>>30369002
pokemon isn't anime

>> No.30369826

>>30366079
>>30365838

Unemployment income is not the same as a stimulus check. The new bill also makes the first $10.2k tax-free.

>> No.30369863

>>30362433
I'm just being cynical. My heart goes out to people, and there are many, who are struggling.

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30369958

>>30352000

>> No.30370114

>>30352000
Already priced in. Cope and seethe harder

>> No.30370448

what are the requirements, and when do we get it?

>> No.30370476

So what are they actually going to buy? BTC? DOGE? GME?

>> No.30370698
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30370698

>Start investing money in crypto/stocks
>Casually tell my mom (what could go wrong)
>She tells our entire family
fml

>> No.30370892

It's going to take a lot more than $1400 to change my life. It's why i'm saving. They will never give you larger amounts in 1 shot because you will have some mobility, nah, they give you just enough so you can buy that OLED screen you've always wanted or some other gimmick or useless object.

>> No.30370940

>>30370892
1400 is plenty mobility

>> No.30371034

>>30363716
he prob means 5000. most people talk about spy in units of hundred due to call options or something.

>> No.30371082
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30371082

>>30370698
Trust nobody anon, nobody

>> No.30371278

>>30370940

It doesn't even cover my rent, but I was not planning on the $1400 either, and when someone puts money on the table im gonna take it just like the next guy, but I was trying to say that those out there who are really hurting are in the hole for more than $1400, if you are stuck somewhere and want to start fresh, like moving away for instance, $1400 is a low amount, its a last ditch effort amount of money, for the very desperate which in the end will not help them, i guess its better than nothing, but its still chump change.

>> No.30371365

>>30360024
They'll use whatever is most recent.

>> No.30371576

>>30371278
This. I bet congress thinks $1400 is a lot of money

>> No.30371782

>>30371576
I'm getting $8,400 (wife and kids) which is nice.

>> No.30372100

hey faggots discuss something that will make us money

SPY strike price? 390?

>> No.30372171

>>30371278
They don't give a shit about anyone. 10 fucking percent of 1.9 trillion is for covid relief. It's nothing but democrat pork for the rich. Pelosi gave herself a fat slice of it too.

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>>30358585

Shit...

Bought $600 worth of cheap calls on a 3x inverse oil ETF

People think this is good for muh gainz...nope...interest rates finna double and spook everyone.

Fed so far isnt acting...which may mean they want a crash to happen to flush retards out of commodities

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30372359

>>30372171
Yeah they really limited who's getting the money and people who didn't really need it aren't getting it. None of this money is going into crypto, it's going to people who need to pay rent and debt, the other $1.8B is pork for the bourgeois class of the one party system.

>> No.30372447

>>30372359
im cheesed to meet ya

>> No.30372490

>>30355694
some of the fucking dumbest people in the replies
>muh 15 dollars minimum wage
just make it 100 dollars so we can all be rich

>> No.30372493

>finally have enough savings to be out of crippling poverty, enough for possible medical expenses and potential unemployment
>western civilization moments away from collapsing
whats the point bros

>> No.30372541

>>30365759
6k is doable if you live at home, but yeah he's full of shit

>> No.30372581

>>30372493

Your gains were always just inflation.

You arent a wall street genius...all youve been doing is buying the dip.

Meanwhile the stuff you buy has just gotten more expensive and its distorted your success.

>> No.30372660

>>30372581

i'm just talking about savings and earning increases from waging, i haven't made much from crypto. even still, sad that the black swan song is coming

>> No.30372713

>>30352000
how much we looking at? 2k in 2w from nah?

>> No.30372775

>>30372660

Pretty much. I became a millionaire a year ago....i was extremely upset the cheapest house i could buy was 600k...now i said i just need another million to make.

The same 2400 aquare foot house last year worth 600k is now 1.8 million.

Im a florida fag...prices never do this shit in all my 38 years down here.

>> No.30372980

>>30372775

>38
nice, a boomer millionare. housing prices are ridiculous everywhere now, but it probably doesn't help you that the global elite are choosing florida as their next staging ground. are you going to try and lock a house down or just keep riding out crypto/cash?

>> No.30373128

>>30372980

Seems like the bar for making it keeps getting higher and higher. I just want to fuck off and never have to trade or work again.

Im serouisly considering a really triplewide on my own land.

I just want to be done

>> No.30373295

>>30358014
another 60k of amp obviously

>> No.30373341

>>30373128

word, good luck to you

>> No.30373366

>>30352000
So this is how atlas shrugs

>> No.30373373

>>30373295
Ive been watching that one. .its very interesting..the trading action is like a razor and flexa is amazing.

Im waiting for a dip tho i may grab 500k. Almost jumped in today

>> No.30373418

>>30372775
It 100% happened in 2006-7 almost exactly like this in FL. Also happened in the 1920's here if you're familiar with FL history. This state has been defined by land boom/busts.

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30373567

>>30352000
All into altcoins baybeee

>> No.30373692

>>30373418

Prices have exceeded 2008 levels around here. I want to say the burst is gonna happen soon but i dont see it as a demand thing..its just inflation. Niggers just add 7k a week to the price because they can because some bank is gonna finance it

>> No.30373863

>>30373692
I've been watching Volusia county and while prices are inflated less of the 'buy a foreclosure, put in laminate and home depot furnishing and sell for 3x seem to be moving' and I have to imagine those guys are getting pretty fucking nervous with no evictions and mortgage forebearance.

I'm going to wait a few years but I see some good deals on orange groves. You can get 200 acres of Indian River citrus for 1.8 Mil that kicks off $500k net and goes up with inflation. For me that's much more compelling than a house beachside.

Where are you looking?

>> No.30373927

honestly don't even know if this is bullish anymore

>> No.30374021

>>30373863

Not indian river.

More like ridge manor and sumter.

>> No.30374254

>>30352555
Its fking happening right in front of your eyes

>> No.30374304

>>30374021
>ridge manor
Holy shit I never thought it would be that expensive there. Have you ever seen skunk ape? I heard there's a lot of activity in green swamp.

There is house for sale right on the boil at Chasshowitzka springs for sale for like $3.5

>> No.30374310

>>30352000
why $1.9 trillion? why not $19 trillion?

>> No.30374497

>>30374310
because they can’t hide sending 18 trillion to foreign aid aka the kikes so they’re doing it it slow bursts

>> No.30374507

>>30364713
>the girl down the street likes Pepsi instead of Coca Cola
Considering Coca Cola is an enemy to the white race, I would view that girl with based goggles and invite her to church with me.

>> No.30374510

>>30364726
Fuck this image hurts.

>> No.30374653

>>30367389
An active stock trader of modest skill can pull 2% a day consistently on stocks alone.

>> No.30374692

>>30374304

Yeah im looking chasz also...there actually a house on stilts for like 300k and you can only get to it on a boat. But hurricanes kind of keep me.

Like i said it may just be a big ass mobile home in hill country woth rover in back

>> No.30374934

>>30374304

Yeah im looking chasz also...there actually a house on stilts for like 300k and you can only get to it on a boat. But hurricanes kind of keep me.

Like i said it may just be a big ass mobile home in hill country woth rover in back

>> No.30375140

>>30352000
Guys remember
SELL HIGH
BUY LOW

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30375219

>>30372980
cant wait

>> No.30375347

>>30352000
>Save for years
>only get 15k as a half neet
>get punished by inflation
I need to signup to a crypto exchange before I lose what little I have.

>> No.30375470

Someone explain to me why isn't inflation going to the fucking moon.

>> No.30375478

NIGGAS STIMMY UH BLICKY GOT THE CHECKIE

>> No.30375507

>>30370698
What’s wrong with that?

>> No.30375525

Op did you know anyone can white label a dvpn using sentinel SDK? You should, your IP leak is all over the place.

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30375631

I want my Bidenbux NOW!!!!!!!!!

>> No.30375653

>>30354969

How can it be priced in? Like where are the 2 trillion coming from that you used to preemptively pump the entire market? It’s impossible. That’s too much money to be priced in.

>> No.30375659

>>30375507
>goes up in price
>everyone wants to borrow money from you
>goes down in price
>everyone shits on you for it even if you're still up 20x

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>>30352000
/biz/ doesn't know it, but this is the next launch. Free normie money incoming!

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30375817

>>30352000
>>$1400 per child

Incels BTFO

>> No.30375831

>>30358076
I am jealous of my coworkers that got furlowed. With unemployment + covid bux bonus unemployment they have been able to do whatever they want for 4 months now, and it looks like that will continue for another 2 or 3 at least. All on about 80% of their normal salary. Why the fuck did the bosses have to pick me to stay and wage away during this shit. Now instead I am doing the work of 3 people.

>> No.30375932

>>30375831
sorry anon you got cucked

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>>30375831
Tell them you have COVID retard. Most states let you get UE for it.

>> No.30376015
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30376015

BUY BUY BUY

THE STIMMIES ARE COMING

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.30376016

>>30352000
Imagine thinking these stimulus checks are going anywhere but Tesla and GameStop. Buttcorns are delusional

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30376038

HOLY SHIT THE STIMMY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!

>> No.30376041

>>30375219
global warming is not even real

>> No.30376048

My god I’ve never seen so many bear faggots in my life. The nasdaq went down like 10% and you faggots believe it’s the end of the world. Get real cunts, markets are going up.

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BUY BUY BUY

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>>30376041
Global warming might not be real, but these digits are

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30376164

>>30352443
Silver is all sold out

>> No.30376229

Why do we even need these stimulus bills? Just reopen the fucking economy and everything goes back to normal.

>> No.30376271

>>30376229

Lol their voters don’t have real jobs

>> No.30376305

>>30374653
>invest 1 dollar
>2 years later at 2% a day
>$2 million
Can you find me a trader that can do this?

>> No.30376364

>>30376305
Any trader with modest skill can do that

>> No.30376392

>>30376305
Even the top hedgefunds can't even get over 4% a year. No one is doing 2% a month consistently actively trading

>> No.30376456

>>30376048
Interest rates are going up. The market will fall until the Fed pushes them back

>> No.30376473

>>30376229
>Just reopen the fucking economy and everything goes back to normal.
do all the restaurants and small businesses that closed magically reopen?

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30376586

>get stimmy check
>have to declare it as income and pay taxes on it in a year

>> No.30376610

>>30376456

No I think the correlation breaks down. 10 yr can go up to 3-4 before it’s really threatening. Market was spooked by the velocity of the move. Nobody is really scared of 1.5%. They can move up as long as it’s not very rapid and you aren’t going have panic selling.

>> No.30376678

>>30376473
Maybe that's who the first stimulus should have went to and not giving corporations rim jobs and letting niggers and normies coomsoom

>> No.30376736

>>30376610
everybody knows if rates go up its hard to borow money. Houses and Cars go unsold.

This is bearish...You can print all the money you want..if rates keep climbing forget it

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30376764

>>30376048
>bond yield goes up because of inflation expectations
>seems like rise in interest rate is inevitable
>hurr durr lets give people more money so they can dump it back to the market
>even more people expect inflation now and bond yield goes even higher

>> No.30376784

>>30376736

TINA

Stocks go up

>> No.30376826

>>30352443
based merchant anon

>> No.30376894

>>30363459
Im jealous all my friends work at bars and restaurants so they all got to live the neet life for a while while i had to wage away through the whole meme. Oh well at least work just gave everyone a $2.50 raise for the whole ordeal and i lucked out by having a kid born late last year so i get all those extra stimulus checks and now a monthly child tax credit check

>> No.30376921

>>30376764

>muh bond yield

I bet it goes to 2 percent over the coming months and stocks go up too.

>> No.30376925

>>30376678
i agree but no amount of stimulus will fix it

>> No.30377012

>>30360109
Buy silver, it’ll make you happy

>> No.30377046

>>30376921
The market shat itself this week because of the rising yield rate. What do you think will happen if it rises even more because of a worse inflation expectation?

>> No.30377057

>>30352663
I’m morally obligated to only own EV stocks and crypto. Everything else is boomer propaganda

>> No.30377087

>>30361229
Beta and def ngmi

>> No.30377099

>>30365759
Depends 81k could easily be 100% tax free if you're married living of long term holds and 1k of gifts

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>>30352221
Its in the missile they sent to Syria

Back to work wagie

>> No.30377163

>>30352396
Probably speaking to the wrong crowd. Everyone in here will feel zero inflation because we will be sitting on the only assets holding value while everyone’s fiat is worth half of what it was a year ago.

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30377174

hehehe I purchased cheap oil stocks pre-emptively last week after the crash bottom'd in anticipation boomer robinhood oil stock pump for next 2 months

>> No.30377180

>>30352527
An (R) Senator was absent due to family funeral.

>> No.30377189

>>30377046

The market will shrug it off.

The move was the fastest move up in the history of the 10 year. That’s why the market shat itself. If it continues moving up in a more orderly fashion I don’t think it causes much fear at all.

>> No.30377195

>>30376921

>>>muh its different this time

That just doesn't happen.. Most of the market operates on margin..margin which dries up as rates increase

>> No.30377209

>>30372359
I am living w parents working part time going to school, I will get the stimmy and put into coins

>> No.30377216

>>30352446
GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING!

>> No.30377278

>>30377189
>If it continues moving up in a more orderly fashion I don’t think it causes much fear at all.
But it wont move up in a more ordinary fashion if people expect even worse inflation because of the stimi checks.

>> No.30377384

>>30363459
Imagine if the government could function online 24/7 so we don't have to rely on withered boomers spending weeks doing one thing.

>> No.30377389

>>30374653
>how to spot a newbie who gets his info from black people on youtube and tiktok

>> No.30377424

>>30366079
Because giving the government a tax free loan is retarded. A lot can happen in a year. Enhanced unemployment started about a year ago. Btc was sub 4k a year ago. That hypothetical $600 could be worth over 6 grand simply by waiting to pay your taxes and not being a brainlet and paying early

>> No.30377478

Guys, what is going to on Monday? What will the bond yields look like once this next stimmy hits?

>> No.30377482

>>30377012
everywhere it's sold out though

>> No.30377511

>>30360541
You ever been examined by the irs. They didn’t like how I was paying my medical bills. Thought I owed them an extra $10,000 in taxes over 4 years. I have all of my records and proved that I was fine. Still hit with about $4,500 in fines and cpa fees. And that was a straight forward case.

>> No.30377555

>>30368734

>hyperinflation

Lmao so dramatic

>> No.30377591

>>30366079
They actually count that as $2600 total when doing their accounting

>> No.30377645

>imagine selling stocks for cash because you are worried about inflation

Lol

>> No.30377653

>>30376048
my ark etfs are down 25% tho

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30377663

Invest in oil

>> No.30377664

>>30360109
Do you share a room with your grandma?

>> No.30377697

>>30377511
You either had a worse case than you thought or a shitty cpa. My CPA is super aggressive and I got audited because the IRS made a mistake and the CPA actually told the woman to "stop being stupid and get your shit together before you call me back"

>> No.30377727

>>30371782
Actually you're getting 12,400 plus 600 more for every kid under 6 and up to 8000 back for child care due to expanded child tax credit

>> No.30377767

>>30377653
Your meme stock is still up like 150% since the beginning of last year. Boomers will rub the 25% in your face, but you've made a decade of their gains in one year because of a retarded feminist picking investing in reddit stocks.

>> No.30377770

>>30355851
lurk more

>> No.30377777

>>30377653

That’s a great buying opportunity

>> No.30377854

>>30352443
me too, this whole stimmy will go in 2 tubes of phillies

>> No.30377855

>>30377777
Checked. Cathie has been chosen by God

>> No.30377864

>>30363459
I get like $10k per month, but it’s as a wagie in a cagie :(

My work barely even acknowledged the pandemic. For timely I have a 20x20 office and can just shut my door and either do my job or day trade.

>> No.30377867

>>30377777
nice digits mate

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30377917

>>30377777
Are you Dwyer or Wood?

>> No.30377921

>>30362800
Thaaats not how that works.

>> No.30377935

>>30377777

quints don’t lie ARK funds confirmed recovering this week

>> No.30377948

>>30359182
Silver is going to a lot more than 2x over the next 14 years.
But how much of that will be inflation IDK.

>> No.30377963

>>30377777
checked

>> No.30377979

>>30377057
If you bought puts on an inverse oil fund would that be a way around your morals? Just trying to help you make money

>> No.30378004

>>30364420
You're not wrong, but most normies will still spend this check on frivolous things instead of paying bills

>> No.30378035

>>30377777
Witnessed quints of milf gains

>> No.30378058

>>30377855
In Powell you trust

>> No.30378066

>>30377645
YOu sell stocks for cash to get real world shit you idiot. Every fucking hyperinflation in history is preceded by an epic stock market crash where people realize whats happening and rush out to buy actual asset.

Its not all just holding on infinitely to lol paper gains and doing nothing with them. .

You sound very poor and bitter. You are in for a very big suprise ala 2008

>> No.30378147

>>30378066
Hence the reason home prices are going way up right now and will keep doing so

>> No.30378160

Just went all in on APPL calls. That's where normies will put their checks.

>> No.30378161

>>30378004
They cant pay bills! Theirs a koof goin round.
Das raycis to expect people to pay bills when deirs a koof!

>> No.30378222

>>30378066
And the govt bailed them out and the market went right back up again the end.
Unless people get real wage increases the stimulus doesn't increase inflation.

>> No.30378448

>>30378222
You dont understand Inflation...the money printed has to come out of the financial system first. The mechanism is always stocks. ALWAYS

If you hold infinitly you will get burned. 99% of the companies on wallstreet wouldnt survive currency devaulation and you gains will be exactly ZERO no matter what currency is worth

>> No.30378466

>>30363741
pretty much guaranteed

>> No.30378588

>>30378448
Then a stimulus should reduce the need to sell stocks.
But honestly people who are getting these checks don't own stocks and the people who don't get them don't need to sell to survive.
Unless the elite get fucked and have to sell there's no crash. And we know the elite won't get fucked. The govt won't let that happen.

>> No.30378598

>>30372330
Gush? What date and strike?

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>>30378588
the drop in the market for last two weeks was big money being moved into energy sector, sure hope you are long in oil/gas right now...

>> No.30378908

>>30373692
The industry secret is wall street and other international investment funds are buying up all the houses on the market which is pushing the price up. Theyre then registering them to a bunch of shell LLC's and having Property Management companies rent out their portfolios. Its all very jewish.
>buy for 200k
>rent for 1k/mo
>house now valued @250k
>rent for 1.25k/mo
>house now valued @300k
>rent for 2k/mo

At the end of the day, they recouped their entire investment within 10 years and still hold an asset that tripled in value over the same time period. The middle class has been gutted. Not sure how this eventually ends when it comes to direction of home prices. I dont want to buy the top (if there ever will be one)

>> No.30378987

>>30378222
Production still hasnt recovered and people are receiving free money. This is worsening the inflation.
Also I think the the feds would have stepped in this week if they had the tools to curve the rising yield rate. The fact that the feds let the market panic makes me think that this is an exit signal for the big boys.

>> No.30379164

I will be paying off the last of my credit cards.

>> No.30379393

>>30373295
~130k more amp tokens or 140 SNX
cant decide, anon

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30379425

>>30378987
You have the right suspect motives but the wrong ulterior reasons. The handshake between gov and market makers is much more nuanced. Theyre one in the same at this point. People get caught up on whether the chicken or egg came first. Thats neither here nor there. What matters is theyre working in tandem towards goals that benefit each other. They use each other to obfuscate their liabilities within the publics focus and scrutiny which = us getting tossed and around and fucked each step of the way.

>> No.30380091

>>30355362
Why aren't they working remotely?

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