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buy the fucking bonds, Jerome! edition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>I love Lumhttps://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/>>30326369
1st for convert to islam and always raise your hand to a woman to show dominance
>>30329947wtf i love islam now
>>30329947Will muslims let me sell covered calls?
>>30329436Redpill me on wheeling, it's just selling covered calls then buying them back on red days right? Did that earlier this week
Should I sell TSLA? bought at 600
Buy and hold these in the long runUSMJWCVCPAOGMINEZOMSNDLYou'll thank me later.t. Pennyfag
there are some pretty good lum cosplays out there >tfw no lum wife
>>30330029not exactly, the other part of the wheel is selling cash covered puts when your calls get assigned
>>30329995Yes, only naked shorting is illegal in islam because usury is banned
>>30329544Lmao. I used to have a different persona in every social circle until I stopped caring and just went all out. My WhatsApp profile picture is now an anime girl.Just be open about who you are.
i bought into the hypeand put cash in a spacbut now my best play ismaybe smoking some crack
this is a rare image from white day. its first for every one both of my favorite pussies together on white day.
>>30329607You already made it. You earned the official "do w/e the fuck" license, so leave the peons and petty-bourgeouse alone. >>30329712That is what we call "an important lesson." I am not arguing for some NEET master race btw, it is moreso what you are saying. That life atm is just inhumane in order to survive for most. I do believe in the independence mode though, because quite frankly if you succeed far enough why not work towards all the way? Consider it your new job, that is, if you are performing well. Though really, I got no sympathy. I got my butt kicked at first hard, but I never did something like THAT. I at least gamble with DD and not on the most volatile stock on the entire market all-in'ing. But no sympathy, it is an important lesson to them on money management. Many lessons need to be learned on how to trade. And imo the only way to learn them is by losing. You must take pain to learn, otherwise you are being robbed of valuable experience and will break down like you said psychologically. But furthermore, you must learn and REFINE. Refining does not mean gambling harder and doing the riskiest things possible all-in'ing, i is finer than that. Again, it is like making a system for black jack. Casinos ban you for it for a reason, it works on a higher average, higher enough to make you a winner and casino a loser if they allow you to keep coming all the time.
>>30330029Watch thishttps://youtu.be/dRYBh6dtxjY>But it's RedditAsk retard questions get answers for retards
>>30330125I like real baggie more than this fake baggie
>>30330072I've never even seen a lum cosplay
I have no interest in having sex with my girlfriend anymore and we've been together for 4 years and she wants marriage. What should I do?
>>30330082>Just be open about who you are.
>>30330049You're going to be upset when TSLA is worth $7000.
>Suncorare you guys aiming for a US$35 price target based pre-covid valuations when crude oil was hovering around $50-60/barrelor hoping for US$60/share based on an oil commodity boom like pre-recession if OPEC really lets crude oil go crazy above $100/barrel
>>30330180Post her feet
Say NO to Lum tranny slut. Embrace Ran
>>30330163no 3d woman can do her justice
>>30330180> no interest in sexYou’re ready for marriage
>>30330127it's not that easy... you do everything behind that.. the everything.. the do we what ever the fuck is mostly federal government.;.. republicans work together with friends, and democrats accusuce. the smart policy is to just say who needs what the most. trump spent a ton of military fundintg to aggressivley produce vaccine that wasn't approved.
>>30330180have a paddling session.
Why didn't I short TSLA at $800
>>30330195Crude goes that high then the YOLO Shale memers come back.
>>30330265FAKE BAGGIE AWOOGA AWOOGA FAKE BAGGIE EVERYONE WATCH OUT FOR THE BAGGIE IMPOSTER
>>30330180You won't be having sex after marriage either. Time to be an adult and put a ring on it.
>>30330247>>30330163Forgot the pic
>>30330312i threw up a littlewhy did you post a monkey wearing human clothes
>>30330265What kind of fucking faggot pretends to be an alcoholic gook fucking shit poster on the literal weekend.. get a life you goddamn fag
>>30330312That is fucking disgusting
>>30330332You haven't even seen the fat one.
>Chamath DOOMPED SPCE>on the same day Cathie bought more SPCEDid our girl just get "do the needful'd" by King Poo?
>>30330312i do not like lum: netflix adaptation
>>30330029you sell puts if youre assigned you sell calls until the stock is called away thats it
>>30329912Lum in her school uniform makes me want to cum.
So I bought a ton of SQQQ at the very bottom of the dip today. Hindsight it wasn't the best idea. What am I in for next week do you think?
What anime is always in the OP of these threads.
>>30330370How does $0 sound?
>>30330312>sheeeeit darling you ass finna send me dat child so'port check
>>30330195I am expecting higher, due to inflation and no fracking in the USA, plus continued industrialization of china, india, SEA, etc.
>>30330081Shorts must wear the veil and walk five paces behind the longs
>>30330189It frees up any energy wasted on maintaining an image. And people like you for being open. Its really a win/win.>>30330219Kek
>>30330379It is in the OP.
>>30330379urusei yatsura>>30330397fucking kek
>>30330379SOXL - The animation
My life is empty and i have nothing when the weekend happens and i get closer to suicide every time
People seem much more relaxed today. Yesterday was really pink
>>30330370Same. Should be fine, zero chance of a golden bull run on Monday that would wreck us in any serious way
>>30330370you're fucked, qqq ended +305
>>30330440At least do something spectacular before anything else right? If you have nothing to live for? Stupid bitchmade fuck
Guys we're all going to make it.
>>30330312everybody here acting like they wouldn't.....i know i would
>>30330475I already did the best stuff in my life now im just kinda living out the rest of it
>>30330312What was the need to post this you dumb nigger
control f SPCEI am still in shock. Night shift wagie here and I saw the news about Chamath dumping on us but froze and somehow didnt sell. I think it was ego because I had been hyping Virgin to my friends earlier in the day....Luckily I got out on the bounce but damn.......Now I am comfy in Tesla where Elon would never dump on a correction. He has real skin in the game not like that shitskin Furby, Chamath.I cant believe that poo dumps Virgin yet holds his Tesla shares. HE IS THE FUCKING CHAIRMAN. SPCE IS KILL
>>30330442I'm like 60% cash right now with the majority of the rest in SQQQ. is this what hoping for a crash is? Am I a bear now?
>>30330081>islamic shorts cannot be naked and must wear a burka at all times
>>30330507It was bait honestly
>>30330503Stupid pity seeking bitch if you aren’t 90 years old you haven’t you fucking bitch I’ll beat your ass
>>30330521See>>30330345I don't think a single SPAC or IPO King Poo has been involved with is anything but forgettable trash now
>>30330424>ayo yellow boy yo ass gotta beat dat bitch who took me to court daughter inna rap battle or I'm finna run up on yo planet ass
>>30330503We all have problems man you stupid fuck. You think you are special enough to commmit suicide? Bitch made motherfucker. We are all suffering but for the greater good. Shape up.
>>30330521didn't he do the same thing when that launch didn't go well last time? i had to sell just in time, his pr for it was awful. He didn't give an announcement or anything. I don't get it because he's a smart guy.
>>30330521I should have shorted them at 55 dollars. They are worth 0.
nasdaq keeps going down why
Any unironic KMS posters can meet me irl and I will set them fucking straight. Grow up or I’ll fucking grow you up for youYes I’ve had a few drinks
I know this sounds corny, but aside from my family, I consider you guys are the closest people to real friends in my life right now. Thank you all for being here for me.
Why did we end up green on friday, i was like -3%
>>30330521Relax, I'm only down 42% on SPCE. Diamond hands.
>>30330649Im not even allowed to spend my own money on alcohol or a good time. Im basically in prison at my own home.
>>30330655You are my FREN
>>30330545Sounds like you have a serious chance of getting wrecked, I've had a similar "strategy" in the past and it was very painful
>>30330673I hope you covered bobo shit
>>30330673golden bull run resumedback to regularly scheduled clown market
>name is Suncor>not a solar company
>>30330700Move out of your parents house then anon. I did it, everyone else did it. All good moves are hard anon life is hard deal with it. No I haven’t had any monster Zero tonight nor am I mowing a lawn right now.
>>30330655when the market crashes we will all form a homeless camp together....
trump used military budget and god damn it he had them make vacccines and no... if I have something... i want to say this. Thank you., and another is canceled... i got so little hope. call me schitzo call me a kike that was looking for it.. i bet i can catch a fish i bet i can shoot a gun welll im litterally shaking. after we lost rush, its like we knew he was gone, but i am not going to say that when i watched the state of the union, and melonaia put his thing on... i mean alll of my nerd chills the deepest feeling went up and lifted up for a momenti prayed for rush but then after nancy tore the speach up ueah.. got damn what a bitter bitch. ima call women women and men men, i don't care trannies that wanna do makeovers and dragqueen shitlook if you want to learn to weld, or work in military all things are off the list...i've learned so many things. some how even though fuck the nips, and chinks, give me gooks... some how i hate it.I'VE BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF MORE THAN ANYBODY KNOWS IN AMERICA.IM PRIVATE AND NEVER SELLI NG. I'VE SAID THIS OVER 12 TIMES.... BUT YOU LOOK AT DR SUESS THE GUY ISN'T A REAL DOCTOR LIKE. DR. WHATS HER BREAST BIDEN.DR. SEUSS WAS FROM SPRINGFIELD MASSACHUESETTES I PROBABLY SPELLED THAT WRONG BUT HE WAS BORN IN THE SAME HOSPITAL AS I WAS BORN... I SHARE A KINDRED BOND WITH DR. SUESS THAT NOT MANY OTHER PEOPLE CAN CLAIM. IM STEPPING UPYOU CAN LOOK AT MY FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
>>30330503How about you stop being such a crybaby?Move to France and become a diving instructor. Build a family. Open a bar in the Philippines. Pick up a gun and fight poachers in South Africa.You are white. You can do whatever wherever.
>>30330503You should become the next hitler, for laughs.
>>30330700And it’s not your home, it’s your folks home. Give your dad some fucking respect. 2 best days of my life1. When
>>30330232Just googled lum cosplays and THEY ALL ARE SHIT. No 3d does justice to lum. I strongly dislike anime and think is for faggots and niggers but lum is the only one I like. Lum poster will make it
>>30330655thanks browe're in this together
>>30330649My cousin got his dream job 2 years ago, got married 1 year ago, and put a gun in his mouth last month. Shit sucks man. Completely devastated the entire family.
>>30330801Fuck off retard
IM SO PISSED OFF... THEY'RE COMING FOR THE JEWS... IM A JEW. IM HAPPY. IM GOING TO FASDFHA;SHDFAH;JOSDFHJ;K;SHDJKFEVERYTHING FOR MY FAMILY AND GOOKFU
>>30330312fucking nasty, kill yourself for posting that
>>303308011. When I called my woman a bitch2. When my dad beat me up for the first and only time
>>30330345>>30330580SPCE is toxic because Chamath is still around as Chairman and he still controls some of the company through his spac bullshit. He obviously is a scam artist and Cathy is a naive goy who named her fund after Noahberg's fucking Ark for goodness sake.
>>30330774I thought you were an eastern euro slav, you are from mass? fuck......and i thought you were alright.
>>30330822F A K E. B A G G I E
>>30330852What they all fucking deserveCan’t wait for this to be legal nationwide
>>30330704Shit. illl see what the futures say sunday and decide if I cut my losses.
>>30330788God I want to manhandle mordred, shes such a cutie
>>30330673because you only hold meme stocks i was up like 4% yesterday. But i don't have a goo feeling for next week.
is oil a safe buy in without waiting for large dips?
>>30330852>>30330884guys chill, just because you can never be women....
>>30330655Quite a lot of FRENs here....
>>30330863NO... I WAS HELPER, AND SPECIAL MEDIC... I WAS CALLED TO DUTY. THANK YOU
>>30330816*ahem*1v1 me IRL I’m in SoCal where you at motherfucker
>>30330754You see anon, liberals just sign papers, so you need to put something ecofriendly sounding name
>>30330852kek whats the story behind this
>>30330909Stay mad losee qtardYou LOSTyou get NOTHINGseethe more
>>30330924Based and realitypilled
>>30330931retired airforce patriot shot by her own government.
>>30330655/smg/ is comfy on the weekends. Cheers fren.
>>30330803what about ran poster?
>>30330931Bitch fucked around and found outIt’s what you get for being an insurrectionist traitor
>>30330924i got already 13k in $XOM should u dump another 30k into Suncor looks like a easy 30% over time
>>30330758>everyone else didNot so sure about that.
>>30331001Oh sorry, just a regular magabitch thenHow did those twitter puts work out for you
>>30330803thanks frenwe're all gonna make itexcept those horrible cosplayers, they won't
>>30330971>fought for israel>died for an orange kike that denounced herpure fucking pottery
>>30330884You'll never be a woman.
>>30331022TrUsT tHe PlAn
>>30331021Ohhh you are poll poster, I think I took one of your polls. The reality is causation vs correlation or something. Dunno. I had a few drinks tonight can’t put it all together. But you should be financially independent before passing judgement on others.
Suncor is the new CLF. It will crab and people will grow to hate the stock and its shills. This is the future I see.
>>30330924NOPE YOU HAVE NO CLUE ANDJUST HAVE TO JUST KEEP INSPIRING ANONS. IM VERY PERSONAL.//IMA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE TRIPS BEFORE ME, THE COULD BE DEAD.DYNASHIL!BIGVGUY (THE V WAS FOR THE ROMAN NUMERAL 5) WE HAD MANY SHILLS AND I WANT TOI JUST PRAY TOGETHER. NOT A LOST TRAGEDY, A PRAYER FOR THEM TO CONTINUE ON.
>>30331041I guess dumb money has to come from somewhere
>>30331041your welcome for the privilege of trading bro
>>30331060>trust the plani do, that's why i invest in KFC
>>30330195Crude will be $200/barrel by 2025
>>30331056I WILL BEAt your ass in chess right now. or give up because the dog couldn't access this linkhttps://lichess.org/8JfcvyDP
>>30331070I am not the poll poster, I just autisticly camp on these threads while contributing nothing of value.
I hate to admit it, but michael burry was right once again. how can an autist like that be right so many times?
>>30330986Perhaps, but I like lum thanks to /smg/ niggers
>>30331117She looks like the only reason she hasn't slit her wrists open in a warm bath is because she likes drugs too much to bother.Guess that's the life you get when you associate yourself with people like that.
>>30331146you would, i don't even remember the rules to chess
>>30331170>predict things will go down every single day >one day they do go downHOW DOES HE DO IT!?!
real talk why would you guys buy suncor when it's subject to the whims of (((cough))) (((natives))) wanting extra-gibs and big US oil interest cucking TRUDOPE at every turn?i'd rather buy tranny steel than leaf crude
>>30331056> A-A-ANY DAY NOW... MUH SEALED INDICTMENTS... I ONLY MARRIED OFF MY DAUGHTERS TO TRICK THEMgod I love watching idiots seetheAnyone else getting rich betting against rethuglicans?
>>30331041psychopath take. she was probably a good person, had a family, just wanted to do what she felt was right. she didnt think she was "fighting for israel", she was serving her country.
>>30331228Nah she was a retard and died a traitor. Stay mad bro
Reading the replies to Burry's Tweets is making me lose my grip on reality. Or maybe I have it backwards, and that's me feeling a few tugs on my lifeline.Help.
>>30330521>dumping SPCE for TSLACathie you've really been embarrassing yourself lately>>30330655>random anons have an impact on your mental wellbeing Thanks for the second hand suicidal thoughts
>>30331222numbersThat's why I went with shell, I'm not up for Canadian shenanigans
>>30331017I want to, but I can't since next week are exams and I get in during this market I will never study since I would be shitposting here and watching njmbers go up and down
>>30331160thank you for you astute effort on covering retards\you're better than most i give you a special token in an image.
>>30331228you're a fucking moron why are you even posting this trash on the stock market thread
>>30331263youre an awful person.
>>30331170Burry is discussing structural market issues that need only slight impulses to trigger a response. The latest bout of vol is due to the rate of change in real yields, which acted as the impulse. But there are other reasons why money continues to pour in, and it will take larger circumstances to unwind that liquidity. Burry is perpetually early. The frightening thing is what level event would cause the type of unwind he's thinking of.
>>30330754the name comes from harvesting the energy of the sun from dead plants deposited in the core of the earth
>>30331269Protip: people who know how to make money don’t tell othersPeople who know how to make money mislead others to get their money, and people who lose money tell everyone so they aren’t alone in failure
>>30331228Honestly she tried to climb through a window while secret service was pointing guns at her telling her to stay back. She jumped up through the window and got popped. That's George Floyd level stupidity. Secret service aren't cops they don't fuck around.
>>30330134I love Kamikaze Cash - great channel!
>>30331170>>30331269i downloaded twitter just to keep up with his shit but twitter is an absolute shitshow and has too much chatter and ads....>>30331298isn't he hinting at what the event would be?
>>30331293> YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT LITERAL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS OR YOU’RE A MEANIEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30330409>And people like you for being open.Nope. People have more extreme reactions to open people. Some will really like it while others really hate it.
>>30331280FAKE BAGGIE FUCK OFF
>>30331192we get along, usually
>>30331170dr burry please tell me everything is going to be alright and we’re going to have more green days
>>30331223>rethuglicansThat's peak cringe my man.
>>30331079I don't think so nigger, this going up at least till summer
>>30331337Don’t forget punching the cop trying to pull her back without shooting her
>>30331274stop talking to yourselfi want you to calm down and reach out to me, i can help don't kill yourself. i've been there before. Life gets harder but the reason to lives continues. and I will personally shake hands with you. Money is a bad game to be there,,,
>looks at futures while eating breakfastHoly shit, will we have a green Monday?
>>30331377No peak cringe is continue to support a steak salesman who did nothing for 4 years and lost to senile retardLike I said: I love making money off you fucks
>>30330096Margin debt is super low, though - by his own argument, wouldn't that mean we're not in a bubble?
>>30331357>isn't he hinting at what the event would be?No. He's been outlining red flags and issues within the markets. Whatever the next black swan is to cause the massive deleveraging he's been hinting at is anyone's guess. The Fed is committed to supporting capital markets and making sure they're orderly so that they don't risk damaging the economic recovery through liquidity crunches. Whatever it is that would cause The Big One, would have to bite through the Fed.
>>30331401This is a baggie imposter :)
>>30331432Learn to read a graph. It’s at all time high.
>>30331416Another extremely cringe post. Anyone emotionally invested in domestic US politics is childish as fuck.
>>30331192>>30331279yeah i know that struggle i gained some weight since i started to lurk here everyday it feels like i'm always missing out and the pic you posted is mine not even larping kek
>>30331079wouldn't compare it to CLF that's overleveraged and already at 4x of book value or something. It has really shitty margins even during good times. It's literally being shilled by one person samefagging with different IPs, notice how CLF fags are all missing in action on a bad day but people will still discuss oil even during dipsOil clicked because it's actually a value pick and at worst acts as a hedge against a crash since it's already an oversold value trap. Suncor is a favourite because they didn't reinstate back full dividends so that's a positive catalyst waiting to happen unlike XOM which kept most of its value so everyone's too late on it alreadyor you can stay being dumb and be unable to filter through garbage shills
>>30331432Wait, disregard, I'm reading it backwards. Fuck.
>>30331324nah you can be a nice guy and help other people make money too fren
im fucking gay for lum
>>30331470> a-a-actually I don’t care at all haha anyone who cares is lameClockwork
why was i and dr. suess born in the samn fucking hospital... actually if it worn't for him that hospal would not be what it was. i got to spend preschool in a fucking preschool in springfield mas, he read his books to the kids.. this was like 1991-2 something... i got to see him... im uhh so mad....
>>30330029Is buying back on red days more profitable in the long run (in most cases)? Asking for a friend who owns a lot of 3x leveraged.
>>30331502FAKE BAGGIE, WEEKEND BAGGIENIS NOT REAL BAGGIE
>>30331337nice, police shoot an unarmed woman. and people freaked out about floyd but gave no fucks about this woman.>>30331359theyre not domestic terrorists. theyre us citizens. thats like the british calling american revolutionaries domestic terrorists. you just regurgitate what the news tells you, you are basically a qtard but for the left.
>>30331324My C stakes are carrying my portfolio, and I bought before I even knew his firm's stance on them. I'm not investing in Pharma memes.I can see the damn PnDs right on the charts. Is he having a laugh? Moreso, I just really miss restaurants. Food is probably what I would spend all my money on if I ever make it.
>>30331222>rather be a steel tranny than an oil baronNgmi niggerAlso check pic for the reason it goes up>>30331382
>>30330884Haven't you heard? We're banning guns sweaty
>Post songs for red monday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70nC0FbxiU
>>30329912SOS u fucks
>>30331471Based pic, I've used it countless times without failure
im not fapping to porn anymore
>>30330180Sounds like you're already married. Talk to her about divorce
>>30331498What the fuck are you talking about? You assumed I was some right wing Qtard because I thought your use of the phrase "rethuglicans" was cringe? Election season always has people in stupid ass tribalist mentality lol
Reminder None of you can play the violin, youre worthless
>>30330271>tfw bought a TSLA LEAPS put when TSLA was at $850 and sold it 2 months later for 35% profitI should've held longer desu since that was the reason I went a year out in the first place, but I was happy to claim my gain. It's not too late to join the ride down.
>>30331536I don't think you realize how much US supported environmentalist groups cuck Canadian natural resources exploitation. But hey don't be surprised when SUNCOR gets BTFO'd by natives.
>>30331635this might be the guy that comes here to bait people into political arguments and then reports them so he can ban them, he always does some schizo shit calling people qtards....you might want to ignore him because they will ban you over his bullshit
>>30331662I'll be out by then
>>30331637im a dude
I miss when AJ would post the smug Alex Jones pic.....AJ wherever you are we miss you..
>>30331555https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7ESong for red monday
>>30331637>titsThis is the only bird I've got
>>30331514The goal is to buy the cheapie calls to replace your green day calls from people weakhanding.
>>30331728Still, post tits
>>30331664What is this
guys i think maybe i have to take a time off of /biz/ this picture got me hard
>>30331222lots of leafs here trading with their TFSA and we already understand the specifics around Suncor. We don't have to worry about Biden because his supporter Warren Buffet owns too much of Suncor to let anything funny happen. Keystone XL (pushed by Alberta's premier) getting cucked was ultimately a nothingburger for Suncor if you understand the bullshit around it (it ultimately still benefits Buffett). Good thing our liberals are actually pro-oil in heart as Trudeau was way ahead of that and already approved the Trans Mountain pipeline expansion a couple years ago, on track to be completed by end of 2022 irrcalso so we don't have to pay a withholding tax on the dividendsnot gonna say Suncor is the best oil company, it's definitely being outpeformed by a lot, but it's certainly a ticker that many are already familiar with regarding the risk-reward so it became a favourite
>>30331786Then using this method, maximum profitability is then placing your initial CC when you perceive to be a low point during the day or week, the price increases for X amount of time, however there are sell signals and you decide to buy back your call when price crests and begins to downswing? Or do you ride your CC all the way to the next dip and 'roll' it?
>>30331890where do i get lum porn
I changed my wifi password and butthurt bidenbro shouldn’t be posting anymoreIs there a way to ban specific computers/phones off a router? I need to make more money so I don’t have to deal with housemates.> he gets angry when I make money then complains he can’t pay his share of bills because it’s impossible to make money
>>30331861Not sure what's wrong with you m8. I can't bear that image.
>>30331977lum is for love not for lewd
>>30331861Post tits ma lady bear
>>30331978Get your own apartment fag
>>30332000fucking based digits i shall respect
>>30331662>environmentalist groups cuck Canadian natural resources exploitationif you think this actually matters, then you're too much of a brainlet lolThese environmentalist groups are being ignored right now by our Liberals with the protests against TMXyou're welcome to go with your own oil picks, I guarantee you a lot of shit is and are outperforming Suncor (including CNQ and especially OVV, both leaf tickers), but talking about something you don't even understand is just retarded kek
>we finally hit the bottom
>>30331978>Housemates.I've been renting a 2-2 for four years now and just keeping the second bedroom as a guestroom.And people call ME a poorfag...
>>30331978>Is there a way to ban specific computers/phones off a router? I need to make more money so I don’t have to deal with housemates.yes anon, there is. if you go into your router settings, you'll be able to find how to block MAC addresses of specific devices from accessing the internet. it's a little different based on which router you're using, but it shouldn't be too hard.
r8 my holdings
>>30332035I’m trying but I’m retarded>>30332044
i decided trading is gay again, bye
>>30332052gee it's almost like different places have different rent... are you that much of a dumbass?
I have automotives and utilities. They win regardless of what happens to fossil fuel
>>30332081I don’t understand what you are trying to say but ok. It’s hard to live in your own
>>30331978You go into the router and restrict his access using the firewall. Grant permission to your IP, deny access to anything else.
>>30332072Can't even really laugh at people still holding GME anymore. Godspeed.
>>30331977bing? first time online?
>>30332064Thanks, I’ll look into that. He uses internet for school so I can’t just perma cut him off but christ alive I spend too much time solving captchcas because of his fatfinger rage postingYES TOMMY I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT GET A JOB AND PAY SUDDENLINK YOURSELF
>>30331978I recommend physical removal for someone like that
>>30332179the fact that we're 35 percent in the green on a week where over 50 percent of the volume each day was shorts makes me feel like when you're about to cum but have to stop because you have to take a big poop.
>>30331960I might be retarded but when you buy to close a call.. You free up your shares that you used in the initial call? I'm kinda new
>>30332190If all you want to do is throttle him down, then use something like Evil Limiter. You can send him back to the days where opening an image or gif takes 30 seconds or more.
>>30332189Why does ms have such dumb names for everything> music player? ZUNE!!> search engine? BING!!> need help? HERE’S A PAPERCLIP
>>30332271they are still in the 90s tech days so they have that mentality, probably some psychological reasons too that work with marketing. i heard you are supposed to choose a short name that is memorable so people first pay attention and don't forget it.
so what are u complain about lmao don’t be a fag who believes in this scam that is shilled on /biz/>gas will kill ethereum and usual lp trading if you wanna live and have profit follow me take a look at ENQ Blockchain, gem ecosystem for smart guys
>>30332271I miss Zune.
>>30332261I think what I’m actually gonna do is just move back with my parents and try and save up moreDon’t do drugs kids or you’ll end up living with college students at 30 unable to get anything more than entry level retail because of light brain damage
>>30332271>HERE’S A PAPERCLIPIts name is Clippy
>>30332246You wrote a call and then bought back that exact same call. The two actions cancel each other out. So yes.
>>30332322I miss MS bob
>>30332367i miss rover so god damn much
>>30332344> ooh is that a baseball bat? You wanna learn to play baseball? And a shovel! I can look up gardening tips for ya! You sure you don’t want me to open maps? We’re a ways out of Redmond now
>>30332322me too bud.
>>30332246That's ok man. No worries.Yes, when you buy to close or 'roll' your call position, you are briefly freeing up your 100 shares back to you, then placing another CC using your shares as collateral.Irrespective of all that, I was trying to figure out if letting the CC ride close to the expiry date is more profitable than doing intraday 'rolling'.>>30332261Don't move back in with your parents. Any chance of getting ass will go to 0% and you will die slowly inside not being on your own.>>30332271I worked at Microsoft up until last September. EVERYTHING is being developed by poos, chinks and token niggers. Since there are three different languages being spoken right there, they all resort to basic clicks and animal calls, so these is the results you have to live with.
>>30332478I just miss the 2000's in general
>>30330194It better dip low enough for me to afford 2 shares first.
>>30332481American tech will die one day and we'll be stuck with chinky spyware
>>30332525> the internet will never make noises againI WANNA GO BACK
>>30332555We already are. Ever think how weird it was that everyone and their grandma started using zoom instead of the skype that was already installed on their computer?
>>30332591I hope you aren't talking about dialup noises. I fucking hated dialup. Shit.
>>30332525>>303325912000-2007 was peak interneti miss iti want to go backi wonder if there's pockets on the dark web where the internet is still good
>>30332622yeah that pissed me off, and how long until zoom has to be subscribed to, like spotify?this is why they don't want smart consumers, it's hard to convince people this stuff doesn't have to cost money. i would almost argue that early 2000's skype was better and faster, and voip was easier to access and better quality
>>30330655I've meet some nice frens on here but watch out when jews post tickers
BSC ecosystem is growing extremely fast So there is no sense to waitJoin fucking great Swirge and make money with fun >I hold SWG, token price got great liquidity this year
>>30332633I know I’d hate it but I stilk miss itLike tootsie pops with paper wrappers and heaters that randomly go BANG BING BONG at 2 in the morningI just miss it
>>30332622Skype is pretty terrible. And theres also TeamViewer.
>>30332555You have no idea how bad things really are. I am actually surprised anything gets done at all on campus. Also, the top ethnicity to get popped for stealing intellectual property are Chinese H1B's working there. Second are Russians. Also, each team working on a project is limited to the information given to them by their team leader in an attempt to keep intellectual property bleeding out to other people, in an attempt to limit exposure. So in that regard, developers cannot grasp the entire picture of what they need to do or how to be innovative about something because they are restricted on all levels of information. MS is a fucking shit show and because of that, they release questionable products then simply wait for the public to whine about problems which can be rectified down the road. This is all a reflection of the MS way of life and in part how Gates got his start by monetizing coding as intellectual property.
You...did file your taxes anon. Right?
>>30332638>mom, dad don't pick up the phone, I'm going to go online for like an hour
>>30332846i only made 600 dollar last year trading do i have to
>>30332687I think the problem is every tech company follows the same plan of starting with a free service to gain users then monetizing to stay solvent, but no one likes watching 90 seconds of ads to see a 20 second video do either they utterly destroy competition with patent chicanery or get replaced by a new startup following the same pattern
>>30332858takes 6 hours to download Johnny Rocket Fingers flash game
>>30332858> no dude the see through controller is better and santa gave the gamebox to me, just play better
>>30332822I gave up on tech after a fruitless 2 year job search since none of those faggots will hire American workers who aren't ex military supermen who did computer stuff and didn't stick to government jobs. I'm going to accounting now because tech jobs are for subhumans and I'm not a subhuman.
>>30332867Just a head up. I am in the EU.They already prefilled everything because my broker gave them MOST of the info.They conveniently did not inform them about my losses, just my revenue. So according to my broker I made 1,800k EUR when in reality I sold at a loss and barely broke even.So...better check to be sure
Fuck this gay earth why do they let retards like me use leverage. Got hooked shorting gas last week. Tried it with oil today and am now fucked.
>>30332961ups hahaNO REFUNDS
>>30332909> 20 years ago I played stick RPG for fun> now I play it in real life to get foodIt hurts
>>30332961why the fuck would you short oil the day after saudi's decided they didnt wanna be bombed by the USA and allowed oil prices to skyrocket
>>30332961LOL what the fuck why would you do that OPEC already agreed to continue production cuts yesterday
>>30332961>shorted oil during an oil bull run while using leveragehmm yes a very intelligent move
>>30331861Fem bobo is the true /biz/ waifu
>>30332909>>30332937Fore you good sirs. My first was a 14.4 US Robotics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0>>30332952Right now is pretty tough. If you're a white male with low experience, you are basically fucked but you don't have 0-odds either. A lot of the management are still white dudes and a white dude knows another white dude when he sees them. I am a white male, but I also have 22 years at Microsoft in IT Security and Enterprise Network Development so my job experiences obviously give me a more solid foundation when scouting for work.>>30332961Ouchie. This isn't a troll? Post the screen.
>>30332959My broker just gives me a paper slip with my total realized gains/losses for the year and i give it to the tax guys. I also have to call him on the phone for every trade. Very old school.
>>30332990>>30333051>>3033305365$ is totally unsustainable...
>>30333133Oil is a very manipulated market.
It’s ogre sell
>>30332961>Shorting>EverMarkets always trend upwards. Unless you have a VERY fucking good reason to believe you are looking at an imminent, sharp downturn, why the fuck would you ever go Bobo mode?>Duhh green nrge is da fyuchur durr
>>30333133and when the price begins to dip, get into DRIP.
>>30330271I did and am now up well over 100%
I bought oxy calls today with expiry in May of this year. Did i buy the peakI honestly don't see the tech sell-off slowing down
Don’t hold the bag sell
>>30333133Oil is literally the banks commodity. They overleverage themselves to the tits on oil.
>>30332638normies ruined everything
Sell before it’s too late
>>30333237Redpill me on this, I hear this all the time and I still don't get what you guys mean
>>30333182Worked for gas. But got raped with oil lost 500$ all up. I kept thinking "this is the last peak"
>>30333128>hey Karen>buy me some of Apple calls, some SPY and unload 30 TSLA stocks>thx bby cya tomorrowNow that is a based in my books
>>30333218OXY can be pretty volatile and doesn't always follow the oil trend every day, but yes, I believe we are going even higher. Keep in mind that there is OXY.WT warrants too with like 6.5 years left on them.
>>30333218Who knows, but I'm happy to be in oil where the divvies are phat and the forward P/E ratios are like 10. I caught covid 2 weeks ago which gave me a lot of time to look at my portfolio and do some re-balancing, I sold most of my growth stocks to double down on oil.
>>30330312would.lel @ low t incels talk mad shit on /biz/
>>30332481Give me insider info on msft. Are they about to rot from the inside out?
>>30333693Their priority is diversity and outsourcing a,Erica. Jobs for more profit so of course.
>>30330815It sucks to work hard and fulfill a bunch of goals, then come to realize that the next 40+ years of your life is just waging away for shekelstein.
>>30330964you get a bop