2026

[Anonymous No.30314663]

I wake up. The year is 2026
Two 10/10 women are lying next to me and two others are setting the table and serving breakfast
A fifth takes care of my sexual needs
I give them 0.1 Fantom each
>Anon you do not have to give us a whole week's allowance already. You gave us a whole Fantom yesterday
I give them 0.5 more and they all freak out
I go to my backyard balcony and look down at the city while i claim my delegation rewards on my phone
I then go for a swim in my olympic sized pool
After a nice massage and a drink from my bar, i go to my home office and pay this month's expenses directly from my Fantom wallet
Including the salaries for my chefs and housemaids i spend a total of 23 FTM
I go to my garage and pick one of my 12 cars to go for a drive. I tell my driver to stay, i want to drive for myself today
I go to the best restaurant in town for a luxurious lunch
>That will be 0.08 Fantom anon
I transfer 0.1 and tell the waiter to keep the rest as a tip
He tries to hide his excitement and thanks me with a big smile
I then go to a exclusive bar to meet up with my friend and business partner. He also invested in Fantom back in 2021 and is now a multimillionaire living off his staking rewards like me
We have a few drinks and decide to take my private jet to my vacation home in Monaco and have a party
A few hours later we are at the casino playing some poker and having a great time
Its getting late and i invite a few of the women back to my place
On the way out one of the doormen says that he admires my watch. I give him 1 Fantom and tells him to spend it wisely
>T-thank you anon, its way too much
We get to my place and go to bed soon after
I wake up the next day and my only problem is to decide what to do today

>life is good

[Anonymous No.30314856]

>>30314663
Imagine unironically writing this shit.

[Anonymous No.30314908]

>>30314663

[Anonymous No.30314936]

>>30314856
Go look at Fantom and then reread this, it’ll make sense

[Anonymous No.30315755]

Is the fantom wallet any good?
Just sent all ym ftms from binance to pwawallet fantom network so i can mine liquidity

[Anonymous No.30315818]

>>30314856
It's a copypasta, originally made for LINK.

[Anonymous No.30315930]

>>30315818
False
It was made for Monero
t. Old Fag

[Anonymous No.30316048]

>>30315818
Inspired by the LINK stories, but this is Fantom OC pasta

[Anonymous No.30316090]

>>30315930
Again, no

[Anonymous No.30316108]

>>30314663
>pic
that's the best one of these i've seen in a hot minute

[Anonymous No.30316216]

>>30314856
Imagine being this new

[Anonymous No.30316275]

>>30314663
You think you can stop me from cooming?
As always, OP is a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.30316323]

>>30315930
I've been here since 2017, the oldest iteration I ever saw was LINK.

[Anonymous No.30316326]

>>30316275
based and coomerpilled

[Anonymous No.30316418]

2030 I wake up
>my wagie alarm is going off
>open my eyes and look around my wage cage
>I haven't left the cage since 2023 when I was hooked up and signed The Agreement, Amazon said I might be able to leave in 2060 or when I die, whichever comes last
>put my mouth to the feeding tube and drink my bugmeal and water paste
>start another day of waging

[Anonymous No.30316477]

>>30314663
>>30316108
>>30316275
>>30316326
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/lqL0EA05JXQ
https://youtu.be/t6xqgl2oAmg
https://youtu.be/6yHae6zA4ZM
https://youtu.be/Ttkv9N3LDH8

[Anonymous No.30316531]

>>30315930
this is a bazinga coin copy pasta, you all are clearly new

[Anonymous No.30316783]

kek thanks for the laugh fantom chad

[Anonymous No.30316840]

>>30314856
Tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag